Shenhao: Bragging makes me have everything

Chapter 001: Fired, Bragging System Activated





July in Yangcheng is like taking a sauna.

There was a thick heat emanating from the surface of the earth. It is no exaggeration to say that an egg can be cooked through!
Dry weather makes people feel irritable!
Even the wind blowing is hot, I can't wait to hug the air conditioner every minute!

The evening became the time for everyone to do activities. After holding back for a whole day, everyone came out to do activities!
The street is very lively!
Men and women in the streets and alleys can't wait to have no coverings on their bodies, so as to save money for the national fabric market!
Especially a group of girls, each showing a charming figure and a small waist.

It seems to be showing more than anyone else, which is very attractive to men.

At this time, a man wearing a vest, big pants, and flip-flops, was using Douyin while walking!

The content inside is: A said to B: "How big is your house?"

B: "It's been three months since I ran away from home before I walked into the living room!"

A said to C: "What about your house?"

C: "My phone fell from the roof, and it hasn't hit the ground for three days!"

B and C said: "What about your house?"

A: "My nanny and security guard broke up?"

"Why? What does their breakup have to do with your family?"

"Because they can't accept long-distance relationships..."

……

"Ha ha!!!"

Ye Chen swiped Douyin, watched the short video, and couldn't help laughing!
"These three are too funny!"

Then, Ye Chen walked to a roadside stall.

Sitting down, he said to the boss: "Boss, one fried rice noodles, one bottle of beer!"

"Good Le!"

Soon, the boss came up with a bottle of beer and said, "Boss, your beer!"

Ye Chen put down the phone, smiled unhurriedly and said to the boss: "Boss, take two cups."

The boss was puzzled for a moment, responded, and turned around to get him two cups.

Then, fried rice noodles also came up.

Ye Chen poured two glasses of beer.

Picking up a wine glass in his left hand, he touched a wine glass in his right hand, and said, "Ye Chen, congratulations, you're unemployed again!"

Then drink it up!

Ye Chen is a salesman.

Last night, I had a dinner with some good colleagues to release the pressure and emotions in my heart.

Everyone drank too much!

Drinking too much, according to his character of running the train with his mouth full, it can be regarded as to make everyone happy.

He actually told some disgraceful things about the manager and financial director.

It just so happens that they are gossip lovers, and most of them are single, and when they talk about this topic, they can't stop talking about it.

Some people said that they saw the two of them coming out of the bathroom several times.

Some people said that the old goblin, finance, eats people without spitting out bones, and almost swallowed the manager alive!

Wait a minute!

After all, who in the company doesn't know about this?It is very clear in my heart!
It's just that everyone doesn't talk about it!

When everyone said it, they were happy and happy!No one took it to heart!
I don't know why, but the manager found out about it.

In order to make an example to others, the manager had no choice but to fire Ye Chen and asked him to come over tomorrow to go through the formalities.

Moreover, threatened not to give any compensation!

"Tumbler, if you dare to deduct a penny from me tomorrow, see how I will deal with you..."

Tumbler is the nickname of Ye Chen's boss, he is as fat as a pig, just like a tumbler!

Coincidentally, his surname is also Weng!
The nickname of the tumbler also comes from this!

Ye Chen said while eating, looked up, and saw two beautiful figures appeared in his line of sight.

These two beauties walked in the crowd, like the coolness of summer, very fresh and beautiful!
The girl walked towards Ye Chen talking and laughing!

"I heard that the company is laying off employees recently. I don't know if it's true!"

"You've heard it too. It's over. Interns like me are probably going to be cannon fodder."

"Don't think so much, let's go, let's eat Malatang!"

"Malatang, my favorite, hey! Isn't there a shop there!"

With that said, the two girls walked to the roadside stall on Ye Chen's side, ordered something they liked, and sat down.

"Tell me, is there any financial situation in the company recently?" The beauty who spoke was Mo Weier.

The appearance value is at least 9 points or more!
She looks pure and sweet, with big eyes and a small mouth, and her hair is scattered on her fragrant shoulders.

Especially that charming figure.

Wearing ultra-short jeans with a white shirt, it looks so good that people can't help but look at it more!
"It's hard to say, the recent economic situation is not good, it is possible..."

Another beauty named Lan Yaner!

As the name suggests, he is snow-white and snow-white, and his appearance is above 9 points.

A baby face, very cute, with curly hair.

Randomly scattered on the shoulders, wearing the same collocation as Mo Weier, but with a different temperament.

Just as beautiful as the young lady in the short video!
"I heard that the company's rent has increased again..."

While eating Malatang, the two girls whispered gossip about the company.

……

"so beautiful!"

The appearance of the two beauties directly attracted Ye Chen's attention.

Anyone who sees a beautiful woman will take a second look!

Roadside food stalls like this are basically the kind of small red footstools and small tables.

This often makes it easy for diners who wear skirts...

But, fortunately, the two beauties are wearing ultra-short jeans, otherwise...

The two beauties were sitting opposite Ye Chen, looking at it from this angle, they accidentally saw something they shouldn't have seen!
No way, it's too short!
Ye Chen quickly shifted his gaze.

However, when he saw the girl's face again, a familiar figure appeared in his mind!

"Isn't this Mo Weier, an old classmate in our class?"

I'll go, what a coincidence?

Didn't expect to run into an old classmate here?
It's embarrassing now!

After all, if he was dressed like this now, if the goddess he had a crush on saw, that image would be gone!

Thinking of this, Ye Chen hurriedly lowered his head to play with his phone.

"Ye Chen!!"

Unfortunately, Mo Wei'er saw Ye Chen when she looked up, so she walked over.

"Ye Chen, it's really you, you think I've misread it?" Mo Weier said.

Knowing that he couldn't escape, Ye Chen said with a smile: "Mo Weier, what a coincidence! Why are you here?"

"My company is nearby...you haven't changed at all!"

"School belle is indeed a school belle, you are still so pretty."

"Hey, my mouth is still so greasy, let me introduce you, this is my colleague and friend, Lan Yaner!"

"Hi, I'm Lan Yan'er!" Lan Yan'er waved her hand, showing a sweet smile!
"Hi! Beauty, my name is Ye Chen!"

Ye Chen nodded and said with a smile: "I finally understand what it means to gather like birds and divide people into groups!"

"Heck!" Lan Yan'er covered her mouth and laughed!

"How many women have to be folded on your mouth!!" Mo Weier said!
"Look at what you said, pick up girls, brother is handsome!"

"As long as you are wearing big pants and flip flops, no one is more handsome than you." Lan Yan'er said ironically.

"Thank you beauty for the compliment!"

Ye Chen clasped his hands together, making the two beauties laugh again!
Then, the three of them sat at a table!

Mo Weier looked at Ye Chen's outfit, and said with a smile, "Did you just come back from fishing?"

"How do you know, I just caught two mermaids!"

"Heck!!" The hearts of the two were once again blown away by Ye Chen!

Ye Chen grinned: "Mermaid, you guys wear so little, no wonder the crime rate of perverts is so high recently! You two are the main culprits!"

"Fuck you! How can there be so many perverts! Could it be you who are talking about it?"

"If I were a pervert! Be a tasteful pervert too!" Ye Chen teased!

"How did you talk!" Lan Yan'er picked up a chopstick and threw it over!
Suddenly, Ye Chen caught the chopsticks with a little smug expression on his face!
Then, Mo Weier saw the beer on the table and asked, "Why are you drinking alone here! Broken in love?"

Ye Chen patted his chest and said, "I'm so handsome, will I be broken in love? Whoever abandons me will be her loss!!"

Not to mention, if Ye Chen dresses up, he'll be a little handsome!Lan Yan'er on the side looked at him a few more times!

This is so narcissistic!
I have never seen such a narcissistic man!
A little humor, though!

"You still love smug beauty so much."

Mo Wei'er put down her chopsticks and said casually, "I heard you're doing well! Where do you work?"

Ye Chen is most afraid of being asked about his career!

If you do well and have the face to say that you don't even have a job now, what should you say?
Thinking of this, Ye Chen imitated the tone in Douyin and said: "Does an outstanding person like me still need to work?

With 10 office buildings in my hands, I collect rent and drive sports cars every day, and it’s fine! "

In the eyes of those who know him, Ye Chen is a man who talks about running trains and is unreliable!
"Pfft!"

Mo Wei'er was used to it, but Lan Yan'er beside her couldn't help but burst out laughing!
"Can you be more serious, you bastard who runs the train?"

After Lan Yan'er finished speaking, she picked up her chopsticks and continued eating Malatang, ignoring Ye Chen!
【Ding!Congratulations to the host for activating the bragging system!Loading……】

Ten seconds later, I heard the message that the system binding was successful.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for bragging about getting 10 commercial buildings and a sports car! (Limited time 24 hours)]

【Ding, please choose the following tasks for the host, and you can get bragging prizes for a long time after you complete them! 】

[1. Answer Goldbach's conjecture! 2. Confess a beauty with a 9-point appearance on the street, and let the other party become his girlfriend.

3. Invite Mo Weier and Lan Yaner to have a meal. 4. Say silently: I am the best! (Not open for non-VIP members!)]

[Please choose the host! 】

A series of mechanical sounds sounded in Ye Chen's mind.

Immediately, Ye Chen had the key of a Maserati GranCabrio in his hand!
system?

Ye Chen, who has been in tomato novels for a long time, understood it all at once, and got used to it very quickly!
Pick a mission and complete it for long-lasting bragging rights.

Forget about Goldbach's conjecture, people haven't solved it for hundreds of years.

Confess a beauty in the street?See you in "Qingshan" in minutes!

Invite Mo Weier to dinner, there is still hope!
Say silently: I am the best?I'm not a member yet, so I can't choose if I want to!
No way, I can only choose the third item!

"Choose the third item!" Ye Chen said silently in his heart.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the selection! 】

[The task time is 24 hours, please complete the task within the specified time! 】

I'm going, there's still time!

Looking at the Maserati GranCabrio key in his hand, how can such a beautiful sports car be abandoned?

Ye Chen quickly came back to his senses, and said to Mo Wei'er with a bright smile: "Who is not serious anymore, what I said is true."

Mo Weier rolled her eyes: "If you were so good, would you still eat fried rice noodles here?"

"It's like eating vegetarian food!" Lan Yan'er couldn't help joking: "If it were me, I would also fry beef rice noodles!"

"You guys don't understand this, I'm just experiencing life!!"

"Come on, I don't know what's going on with you! Let's eat your pho!"

"I'm still eating some noodles, let's go, treat you to a big meal!" Ye Chen flicked his chopsticks!
Mo Wei'er and Lan Yan'er glanced at each other!
"Pfft!!"

The two covered their mouths and laughed!
"Let's go!" Ye Chen picked up the Maserati key and shook it, and said, "You two beauties, do you want to show your face?"

Mo Weier froze for a moment, then said: "Let's go, who is afraid of whom?"

"Drip!"

With a beep.

Ye Chen pressed the Maserati car key, and the Maserati GranCabrio parked on the side of the road opened the hood!


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