Seijo no Hazu ga, Douyara Nottoraremashita

Escape, No Move? 5

But I didn’t seem to have a family register, so I thought it was just a disguise to say, “I’m married to this person.” I was sweet.

Apparently, there’s something in this world like a certificate that you’re married.

I entered Farglow in the wagon and was taken straight to Farglow’s church in an almost abductive fashion.

“What? Huh?

Rek with a beautiful smile says to me that I don’t understand the situation at all.

“Look, it’s okay, I’m not scared, don’t worry. If anyone asks you anything, just say,” I swear. “I’ll do everything else for you. Thank you, Father.”

I mean, no, no, no.

You didn’t really think we were going to have a ceremony at the church, did you?

There was nothing like that, either my readiness or my readiness.

And yet, what the hell is a handsome man thinking when he approaches the ceremony with this refreshing smile!?

“I couldn’t prepare a dress or anything, but you’re still pretty enough, so it’s okay. Yeah, let’s do it again, of course, when you want to do it right. But now we just need to get the paperwork ready.”

So, why are you so aggressive? It’s disguised, isn’t it?

“Wait a minute? Shouldn’t you be so quiet about marrying Sama, the general of heaven? Shouldn’t we just get engaged? If you get married like this, people around you will get angry!

I tried to resist.

“But if you’re my fiancée, you’ll be told to take care of it in the royal palace until the ceremony. I’m in a basic battlefield. And if you were dragged by princes in the royal palace while I was on the battlefield, you might like someone over there. As far as I’m concerned, it’s troublesome. I can’t take that risk. I’m not going to give you to another man. I swear to God.”

No, no, that’s why a lot of procedures and stages are flying too far.

I don’t understand why a handsome hot man really wants to marry a plain woman from such a different world in such a hurry.

Why don’t you make it look like that?

“Business! This is a mutually convenient disguise!? Can’t the ceremony be disguised!?

“Yes, business. So let’s get this straight. Don’t let anyone complain. It’s foolish to make a hole like this into someone else. Or do you really want me to die?

“No, there is no extinction. My future depends on you! I’m not going to let you die.”

“Then you know what to do, right?

Fufufufu

–That’s how we swore a false oath.

I’m sorry to deceive you, Father Farglow. It’s all because of this war and Father Austin and General Lector, who said this.

Yeah, but I’m also an accomplice…

In fact, it was a complicated feeling that I realized that I didn’t really hate myself, even though I knew that my mind was only being flushed conveniently throughout this period.

As expected, I realized in the end that I would not have made this decision on any favorable terms with anyone who didn’t like me at all. Had that been the case, he would have resisted even more desperately and resolutely.

But even with the play, I’m actually only a little happy to have a special relationship with this person…

I mean, he’s not a bad person. Besides, my face is in the middle of my taste. And the contents are mostly charlatans, but for some reason, I’m a fun person to talk to and stay with.

Honestly, I was supposed to be a shame to be a charlatan, but it’s a fact that I’ve been getting weird favorites lately…

Oh, no, but…

Of course, things are in order.

That’s why I still wonder about this.

Exactly. But in the end…

Nice to meet you, my wife.

That’s what General Super Handsome smiles at. This is my husband.

“Ah… yes… I’ll do my best… don’t die anyway”

My false “husband” smile is dazzling and dazzling. “Wife” is an unidentified alien who clearly does not deserve it.

But here, a new couple was born after sunshine. Oh, really?

“Congratulations, both of you. No, I’m glad to be a witness to your marriage, fufufu.”

Oh, yeah, Arigato Gozaimus. Yokata Dessne.

I can’t think anymore. If you think too much, you’ll be stressed out and bald. Let’s stop.

Well, see, now I can just stick to this general and break the death flag.

I’m sure I can. I don’t want to think about it anymore if I don’t make it this far.

I want to avoid things like getting married with no relationship and being a widow at the end of the sentence without even having a deep boyfriend.

Let’s get a little desperate. No, not a bit. Not on top of it.

Good luck with my peaceful future. Until the day I get a divorce…

It’s late autumn now. Hopefully, he will be acquitted next spring. It’s okay, I’ll try to get through it in about six months. I’m sure I can…

When I left the church with my soul pulled out, there was a splendid and luxurious carriage parked there with a fine family crest.

And when I looked at it vaguely and said, “Wow, it’s gorgeous,” my newly married husband (tentatively) reached out to me in front of the carriage door.

Yes?

“Please, my wife. It’s my carriage. Go to the military headquarters as it is. I made arrangements before we crossed the border.”

Yes?