Although Yi Duanfang called himself the world’s first super-invincible pseudo-female, beautiful and charming, he really wanted to cry at the thought of seducing “men” and showing his love.

However, he had volunteered for this, so he couldn’t say anything.

“Sister Duanfang, do you really want to go?” Chen Kexin stood beside Yi Duanfang, asking anxiously.

At this point, Yi Duanfang had caught the attention of the public. He wore a long golden wig that fell behind his head and draped over his chest. A red cheongsam dazzled people under the sun. In order to improve his figure, Yi Duanfang had taken two apples and stuffed them on his chest. His thigh was white and smooth even without silk stockings, making people want to look twice. Of course, some of them, who were more lascivious, would want to touch twice.

Because of his height, Yi Duanfang didn’t wear high heels or even flat shoes. Instead, he went barefoot. Although going barefoot was not elegant, he couldn’t find ladies’ shoes that he could wear.

He had heavy make-up on at the moment, stirring up a myriad of amorous feelings in others. Even though he was barefoot, he exuded the aesthetic feeling of a snow beauty.

“Of course, I must save your sister in from the fire,” Yi Duanfang said calmly, not feeling the strangeness of being the center of attention at this time.

“Wow, look, that beautiful woman is so tall!”

“Is she a model? She’s beautiful, and her skin is fine! I’m envious!”

…

Chen Kexin fought back a smile and said, “Well, I’ll say it first. If you help Keren, it will make her feel humiliated. Ahem, if she wants to tidy you up afterward, then I can’t help you.”

“Of course I know that Chen Keren is ruthless. If it weren’t for that disgusting Zheng Ban, I wouldn’t have waded into this muddy water. Let’s go.”

Chen Kexin nodded with an evil smile on her lips. It seemed that there would be a wonderful show today. Oh. She secretly sent a text message to Wang Weixi, and then she obediently walked into her sister’s company with Yi Duanfang.

It was already half past eleven, and it was time to leave work. Zheng Ban could not wait to invite Chen Keren. The company seemed to be waiting for a good show and was unwilling to leave work. When the president saw that everyone was so industrious, he could hardly help feeling grateful and would praise them together.

“Sister Duanfang, the food just now was delicious.” As Chen Kexin and Yi Duanfang entered, she spoke in a loud voice in order to catch everyone’s attention.

Yi Duanfang slapped his forehead. They had been eye-catching enough to attract attention. There was no need to act at all.

However, so as not to leave Chen Kexin out in the cold, he held out his orchid fingers and said with a charming smile, “Yes, let’s go back to that store next time to eat.”

Everyone was captivated by him. Zheng Ban turned his head and saw Yi Duanfang. He also gawked blankly. Unfortunately, he was too short to look at the beautiful Yi Duanfang’s face. However, this was also to his advantage because he could look at Yi Duanfang’s “perky” fake breasts freely.

Chen Keren looked at Chen Kexin, then at Yi Duanfang, and almost fainted on the spot. Resisting the impulse to run away, she coldly asked, “Chen Kexin, Yi Duanfang, what are you two fu*king doing?”

For the first time, the arrogant Chen Keren used slightly coarse language in the company.

Everyone came back to their senses after a few minutes.

“How beautiful!”

“How pretty!”

“Who are they?”

“Seems like someone the director knows…”

“Wow, the director is surrounded by beautiful women!”

…

Yi Duanfang rolled his eyes toward Chen Keren and then walked toward Zheng Ban, who was standing there. Swaying gracefully and enchantingly, he said, “Mr. Zheng Ban, do you still remember me?” After saying this, he blinked at him, and the crowd of onlookers seemed to receive an electric shock.

Chen Kexin was really sad for all of them. When they found out later that Yi Duanfang was a man, they would probably die of pain. Maybe some of them would become gays and make outstanding contributions to family planning in China.

She walked toward Chen Keren and whispered in her ear the plan that Yi Duanfang had concocted. It turned out that she and Yi Duanfang had been here in the morning, but as they were standing outside the door, they saw the annoying Zheng Ban bothering Chen Keren the whole the time, and the two felt that Chen Keren’s expression was rather ugly. Yesterday, the two of them had felt that she didn’t look very well, and they immediately understood that Chen Keren was angry at this hateful Zheng Ban. After much deliberation, Yi Duanfang came up with a clever plan.

Thus, this funny scene was now unfolding in front of everyone.

Zheng Ban had long been confused. He asked softly in an ingratiating manner, “Have we met before, Miss?”

Having heard Chen Kexin’s explanation, Chen Keren had an angry expression on her face and said something along the lines of “nonsense” in a low voice, but deep inside her heart she felt sweet. She had not expected that Yi Duanfang would do this for her.

She didn’t really care about his appearance anymore. At this moment, she suddenly felt that this man was worthy of being entrusted with her lifetime. She already liked him before, but now it turned out that she had discovered such a good man even when she was still thinking about her dignity.

“Oh, Mr. Zheng, why do you have such a poor memory? This is the third time I’ve met you.” Yi Duanfang winked at Zheng Ban and pressed his fake breasts on his arm. Chen Kexin gasped. Fortunately, the apples didn’t fall out. He must have found a bra and secured them just now.

Chen Keren was unable to suppress a smile lifting up the corners of her mouth.

“Us? Three times?” Zheng Ban seemed confused as he scratched his head while staring at Yi Duanfang.

Chen Kexin nodded and spoke up from behind. “Yes, the two of you have met three times. Each time, Elder Sister Duanfang and I were with Keren. Zheng Ban, why do you have such a bad memory?”

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately cast worshipful eyes again. They did not expect that Chen Keren, such an indifferent and arrogant person, had such a best friend. And it looked like they shared all sorts of tender feelings. Ah, so good.

Needless to say, all the men were in a great mood.

However, Yi Duanfang did not care about these things. His only thought was that the man in front of him should remember them and never appear in front of Chen Keren again.

Zheng Ban stood there and began to recall several meetings with Chen Keren. He was deeply impressed by Chen Keren, but he really couldn’t remember who the attractive beauty in front of him was.

He turned to face Chen Kexin and asked, “Sister-in-law, have I really met this beautiful woman before?”

Chen Kexin’s face darkened. She grabbed a pen on Chen Keren’s desk and smashed it toward him as she shouted. “Sister-in-law? Uncle! Who are you calling your sister-in-law?”

Everyone broke out in a cold sweat. This petite and lovely woman had… a really unusual temperament.

Chen Keren just looked on coldly and said nothing.

Zheng Ban was not hit because a meat shield suddenly appeared in front of him一it was the secretary who had scolded her that day. Chen Kexin humphed and pouted.

Yi Duanfang smiled and placed his hand on Zheng Ban’s shoulder. His hand was as delicate and smooth as a girl’s. He then slipped his hand up Zheng Ban’s shoulder, up to his neck and then cradled his fat face. Yi Duanfang wished to cut off his own hand, but he choked back his grief and said with a smile, “Your memory is really bad. But it’s fine as long as you know, that I, Duanfang, have loved you deeply from the moment I saw you.”

Everyone gasped. The beauty’s eyes were… so unique!

Zheng Ban pointed to himself, a flattered look on his face. Because Yi Duanfang’s hand had touched him indiscreetly, he already had a small tent below. The little girls saw it and blushed in embarrassment.

“Me… Miss Duanfang, you’re talking about me?” He seemed to be in disbelief.

Yi Duanfang nodded shyly, then said, “Yes, but because of my special status, I couldn’t really tell you. Do you know, every second that I don’t see you is like three years, really… Last time, when I saw Kexin puke all over you, I went home and cried for three hours!” As he said this, he took his hand off Zheng Ban’s face, stretched out three fingers and said, “Three whole hours! It shows how much I love you…”

Chen Kexin felt that if she did not smile, she would explode. Chen Keren slapped her forehead. At the moment, she was fighting the impulse to walk away.

“Really? Then tell me, what do you like about me?” Zheng Ban felt like he was floating as he asked very excitedly.

Yi Duanfang smiled shyly, and everyone around him held their breath. They also wanted to know what this beautiful woman liked about the short, raspy Zheng Ban. To say that it was for his money, his body, his face… who could understand it?

Besides, to be crushed under such a disgusting man every day, wouldn’t she feel like she was going through hell on earth?

Yi Duanfang’s expression became very serious. He said lightly, “Because you are a man.”

…

Everyone was quiet for a few seconds, then someone whispered. “I am also a man, I am much better than him.”

Zheng Ban gave the man a hard look, then assumed a proud expression as he said, “Yes, yes, I am very much a man.”

Yi Duanfang laughed with a “poof” and said, “Yes, and Mr. Zheng Ban, you look very knowledgeable. You should know that many emperors in ancient times were gays, eh…” Speaking of which, he smiled shyly and said, “Mr. Zheng Ban is an emperor in my eyes, so… you won’t care whether your lover is a man or a woman, right?”

Everyone stood still, as a cold wind began to blow.

Wang Weixi was standing outside the door wearing a suit. Seeing this scene, he calmly turned around to walk out silently.

However, Chen Kexin happily waved at him. Wang Weixi slapped his forehead, thinking silently, “I don’t know them, I don’t know them.”

“You… are you?” Zheng Ban was obviously in shock.

Yi Duanfang nodded shyly. He then said pitifully, “But if you like, I can have sex change surgery for you!”

Zheng Ban backed up a few steps, and then quickly held on to a few people behind him.

All of the men and women in the company gave out a horrible cry of “ah,” finally reacting.

“Ha ha ha ha.” Chen Kexin laughed so hard as she held her abdomen. The corners of Chen Keren’s mouth also rose slightly.

“God… you’re crazy! How could I even like a man! Sick! It’s… unlucky that there are such people here!” Having said that, he took his ass and left.

Wang Weixi watched Zheng Ban get into his car and leave before he entered with a serious face.

At this time, the president was continually wiping his sweat as he helplessly said, “Keren… this…”

Yi Duanfang took off the wig. The golden wig was not as attractive as his own hair.

“Oh, mama ah, this act is so… so tiring!”

The crowd suddenly realized that he had only been acting.

However, their eyes were still fixed on Yi Duanfang’s face. No matter how they looked at it, this man looked so beautiful that many Chinese women were overshadowed by him!

The president also understood a little and wiped his cold sweat. He smiled and said, “That’s that. Well, work is over. Everyone may leave.” Then he patted Chen Keren on the shoulder and whispered, “Keren, your friend is good.”

Chen Keren suddenly remembered one thing… the president seemed to be… gay…

“Husband.” Chen Kexin saw Wang Weixi and happily ran toward him.

Chen Keren looked at Yi Duanfang who was pulling out the two apples from his chest. She turned around and saw the president’s infatuated eyes. She whispered. “Not my friend, but my boyfriend.”

“Pa pa pa…”

Chen Keren heard the president’s heart breaking into pieces.

She proudly smiled.

“Dear, you have finally come.” Yi Duanfang turned and looked at Wang Weixi, excited to be together again.

Chen Kexin and Wang Weixi smiled at each other and then each lifted their right foot and pushed Yi Duanfang back. Yi Duanfang threw the wig at Chen Kexin and snorted. “Really, cheapskate, all right, all right, I’m done.”

Chen Keren had already stepped forward from her desk and was standing behind Yi Duanfang. She snorted coldly. “How can I thank you, Miss Yi Duanfang?”

Yi Duanfang’s body froze. He slowly turned to look at Chen Keren. At the moment, her face had an evil smile. He shook his head and said, “It is just right to serve Miss Keren. Miss Keren, you… uh… oh!”

Before he could finish speaking, Chen Keren had thrown him over her shoulder and onto the ground.

Wang Weixi and Chen Kexin looked at him sympathetically. His buttocks were up in the air, and under the short cheongsam, red boxer shorts blinded the girls.

The women around him were exclaiming. “Ah ah!” Some people shouted loudly, while others excitedly said, “Ah! He turned out to be wearing red boxer shorts.”

Yi Duanfang quickly turned over, closed his legs tightly, and said with ease, “Can I not wear red ones?”

Chen Keren covered her mouth and smiled. Yi Duanfang gave her a harsh look and said, “It’s all because of you! If I had known that you treated me like this, I would not have helped you.”

Chen Keren stopped smiling as Yi Duanfang continued to complain. “My kindness was just discarded like it was nothing. Chen Keren. I should have been cruel and just watched you get bothered by that short and fat man and be bored to death!”

Chen Kexin and Wang Weixi laughed together, and the meaning in their eyes was self-evident.

Chen Keren lazily walked toward Yi Duanfang and then squatted down slowly. She picked up Yi Duanfang’s chin and a gentle and lovely smile appeared on her mouth. Chen Keren was charming, mysterious and elegant. The whole company had never seen her like this before. Everyone froze and just focused all their attention on Chen Keren.

Chen Keren leaned into Yi Duanfang’s ear and said flatly, “Since you scared away my potential husband, then Yi Duanfang will compensate me. It’s going to be you, okay?”

Having said that, she slowly got up and walked out of the office.

Yi Duanfang was stunned. Chen Kexin and Wang Weixi both laughed excitedly when they heard this. Wang Weixi came over to pull Yi Duanfang up and said, “Let’s go, you obtuse man.”

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