Chapter 363: Make the **** the best
Chapter 363 Make eunuchs the best
It's not that simple, you can find a partner who you can chat with...
Looking at the back of the gray-bearded man leading the crowd away, Zhu Pingan sang the song "It's Not That Simple" in his heart, wanting to cry, but it really isn't that easy to be an official...
Whether it's a fight between gods or big bosses, the procedure after the announcement of the palace test has to continue.
The following is the highlight of the imperial examination—Praise the official on the imperial street, that is, praise the official on the street. The number one scholar rides a tall horse on the imperial street of the imperial city, enjoying the glory envied by all the people. Of course, the second place and Tanhualang will do the same, but they will fall behind the number one scholar, as for the other Jinshi, they can only walk.
In fact, the purpose of boasting officials in the Royal Street is to commend the champions and other Jinshi, to inspire everyone in the world, especially the self-motivated students, to encourage them to learn from the champions, to use them as models, to work hard, study hard, and take part in the imperial examinations Exams, serve me as the Son of Heaven.
Under the arrangement of the Ministry of Rites and officials of Honglu Temple, Zhu Ping'an, No. 2 and Tanhualang were led to the side hall. Because boasting officials in Yujie is a matter of face, you have to change the first and third people into festive and dazzling clothes.
In the side hall, there were young eunuchs and court ladies who pulled up the curtains early, and three changing rooms were separated. Zhu Pingan was led in by someone, and changed the exclusive crown clothes of No. 1 Scholar, No. 2, and Tanhualang.
Entering the single room covered by the curtain, Zhu Pingan discovered that the little **** waiting inside had met once before, that is, the little **** who winked at him when he was about to choose the golden rooster yesterday when he was choosing the reward in front of the saint. . The reason why he was able to be the number one scholar at this moment was more or less related to the blink of an eye by this little eunuch.
"Oh, it turned out to be the father-in-law. Ping An didn't thank the father-in-law on the spot yesterday because of the inconvenience. I hope the father-in-law is not to blame. Thank you for the reminder yesterday." After Zhu Pingan recognized the little eunuch, he cupped his hands and thanked him.
"Hehe, the number one scholar is being polite. Our family didn't do anything yesterday. The first reason why the number one scholar is today is because of the reward from the emperor, and secondly because the number one scholar himself is very smart, but it has nothing to do with our family." The **** shook his head slightly and replied with a smile.
"My father-in-law was joking. Although Ping'an is not talented, he also understands the principle of repaying kindness. If the father-in-law hadn't mentioned something yesterday, Ping'an would almost have made a mistake."
"The number one scholar is just kidding, our family really didn't do anything." The expression on the little eunuch's face admitted, but his mouth was denying.
"May I ask what your father-in-law's name is?" Zhu Pingan asked slightly, clasping his hands.
"It's not a title, it's just a humble name. Our common name is Feng Bao, which may spoil the ears of the champion." The little **** said modestly.
Oh, your name is Feng Bao.
Zhu Ping'an didn't realize anything when he heard the words, and when he was about to say something, suddenly it seemed like a lightning strike, and he was shocked, wait, Nima, what's your name, Feng Bao.
Feng Bao! This nima is a great man in the future. This is a fighting chicken among eunuchs. He is also the most important political ally of Zhang Juzheng in the future. The reason why Zhang Juzheng can have the last laugh in confronting political opponents several times in the future is Feng Bao, a political ally. But the contribution was great, whether it was to kill Gao Gong, or to ravage Shenzong and hold the power of Ming Dynasty together, Feng Bao's role cannot be ignored.
In history, this Feng Bao was a double-sided body. On the one hand, he was extremely intelligent, highly educated, and ambitious, and on the other hand, he was greedy for money and power. This guy is a well-known "eunuch politician". In the future, he will not only be the chief inspector of ceremonies, the admiral of the East Factory, and the horse inspector, but also the minister of Gu Ming. peak!
I really didn't expect that the little **** in front of me turned out to be Feng Bao, and Zhu Ping'an was struck by lightning.
The little **** Feng Baocai finished speaking his name, and then saw Zhuangyuan Lang looked at him dumbfounded as if he had been struck by lightning.
The young **** Feng Bao, the "champion scholar", was very surprised.
Under the call of the little eunuch, Zhu Ping'an came back to his senses, then looked at the little **** Feng Bao fixedly, and said very formally: "Thanks to Mr. Feng for what happened yesterday, Mr. Feng is a good name. Believe it or not, although Ping’an is the first to hear his name, he believes that Eunuch Feng will leave a strong mark in history in the future.”
"Zhuangyuanlang was joking. Our family is just a rough servant in the palace, but we can't be thanked by Zhuangyuanlang. Besides, our family is just an eunuch. What's the use of a good or bad name? How dare we expect to be left in history?" It's a stroke of color, Zhuangyuan Lang must not make fun of our family." Feng Bao shook his head, as if thinking of the sad incident of the knife, he sighed somewhat disappointed.
"Three hundred and sixty lines, you can be the number one scholar, so why should you underestimate yourself?" Zhu Pingan comforted.
"But our family is just an eunuch, so what's the future?" The little **** Feng Bao laughed at himself.
The current Feng Bao does not have the scheming and powerful arrogance written in the future history books at all. Instead, he has a sense of inferiority complex and a three-point lack of self-confidence.
Here, rare goods can live. If you invest at this time, the future income will be huge, and Zhang Juzheng's fortune in the future will also depend on this person, so why not take a share of it yourself.
Suddenly, Zhu Ping'an remembered a very popular joke in modern times, which just happened to be suitable for this time.
So, Zhu Ping'an suddenly raised his voice, and interrupted Feng Bao's words righteously, "My father-in-law, please forgive me for not agreeing with Ping'an's words!"
"Oh? Why did Zhuangyuan Lang say that?" Feng Bao was a little puzzled by Zhu Ping'an's sudden excitement.
"how you said that?"
"If you dare to ask my father-in-law, who wrote the world's number one general history masterpiece of 'studying the relationship between heaven and man, understanding the changes of the past and the present, and becoming a family story'?"
"If you dare to ask my father-in-law, it turns out that the improvement of papermaking technology has enabled the civilization of the world to be passed on through the ages, the cost of paper has been reduced, and the children of poor families can learn the words of the sage. All scholars in the world do not bathe in the glory of this man. Who did it?"
"If you dare to ask my father-in-law, we know that after Wu Zetian abdicated, Tang Zhongzong came to power, and within a few days the crown prince Li Chong led the forbidden army to force the palace to stage a coup. He tried his best to turn the tide and help the building to fall; later, during Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, the Vietnamese chieftain Mei Xuancheng rebelled against the Tang Dynasty, and who took the path of the Eastern Han Dynasty when Ma Yuan went south and marched on the small road, directly attacking the enemy chieftain to pacify the southwest?"
"Dare to ask my father-in-law, do you know who is the person who traveled all over the sea and made seven voyages to the West, and exalted me as a great Ming dragon thousands of miles away?"
After Zhu Pingan repeated what he said in a rising tone, he slammed a series of rhetorical questions, like a raging tornado, sweeping the little **** Feng Bao, and his brains were covered by this series of questions. The rhetorical question was cleared up.
"Sima Qian, Cai Hou, Yang Sixu, Zheng Gong" the little **** murmured involuntarily under Zhu Ping's language storm.
"Where are they from? How do they get along?" Zhu Ping hit the iron while the iron was hot, and once again asked a series of questions, "Eunuch Feng just underestimated himself, didn't he also underestimate them?"
Under Zhu Ping'an's language storm, the little **** Feng Bao's eyes suddenly lit up. At this moment, a seed called ambition took root in his heart!
Although Sima Qian was not orthodox, he was castrated by Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and was an eunuch; Cai Lun and Marquis Cai were eunuchs and eunuchs; Yang Sixu was an **** and eunuchs;
What a coincidence, I am also an eunuch!
They can do it, they can leave a mark in history, why can't I!
The seed of ambition in the heart of the little **** Feng Bao quickly took root and sprouted, and grew up vigorously!
"Thank you Zhuangyuan Lang for waking up our family!" The little **** Feng Bao looked at Zhu Ping'an with shining eyes, and thanked him from the bottom of his heart.
"Eunuch Feng was joking, and I didn't do anything." Zhu Pingan copied the expression of the little **** Feng Bao at the beginning, and denied it with a slight smile.
Then, the two looked at each other tacitly, and laughed.
The wheel of history whizzed past without stopping, ran over a stone, bumped a bit, and continued to move forward...
(end of this chapter)