Chapter 299: check homework
Chapter 299 Check homework
The warm wind blows the window, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the children's books are especially loud.
Zhu Pingan sat across from the bear boy, and amidst the bear boy's bitter and bitter writing, he quietly and persistently wrote green words on rice paper with a brush. For some reason, looking at the bear's fat face, Wen thought Extraordinary springs:
"I would like to play this year's Enke, and some of them will uphold the piety today, and go to heaven. I will descend with the holy grace, drink the essence of the west wind, and taste the fluorescence of Dongshan. The moon is shining in auspiciousness, the east wind is strong, and the west wind is auspicious, and the whole country is ruled by me alone.”
When Zhu Pingan was writing the third Qing Ci, a servant trotted outside and reported that Master Hou had returned and wanted the bear to greet him in the vestibule. Hou Yexian inherited the title of Marquis of Linhuai after his death. He was away on business a few days ago, and he just came back now.
When the bear heard the news of his father's return, his chubby face was frightened. This bear is not afraid of the sky or the earth, but his father.
However, thinking that he had finished the homework this time, the bear boy's fat face returned to normal, and even thought that his daddy was satisfied with the homework inspection this time, what should he ask for? Then he saw Zhu Pingan sitting opposite him, Well, I want my father to drive this bumpkin out.
"What, are you scared?" Zhu Pingan asked with a smile as he looked at the bear child, curling the corners of his lips.
"Who's scared, hmph, the young master has already recited it fluently. How stupid as you are, you memorize wrong words, hmph!"
The brat was a bad fart. He shook his fat face, snorted, and walked out with his thick legs. However, when he stepped out of the threshold, a brat nearly fell over and ate **** because his face was raised too high and he didn't see the way.
"Oh. Don't make mistakes like me when you endorse."
Zhu Ping'an pointed at the leaving figure of the bear child with the corner of his lips hooked, and kindly exhorted him.
"Hmph, I won't be like a bumpkin like you!"
The bear boy turned his head and flung his fat face at Zhu Pingan provocatively, then strode proudly towards the vestibule with his small thick legs.
No one in the Hou's mansion invited him to the vestibule. Zhu Ping'an didn't have the vestibule to join in the fun, so he tidied up his desk and returned to his guest room. On the way back to his guest room, Zhu Ping'an found that the Hou's mansion was much busier today than yesterday. The maids and servants kept coming and going. It seemed that the grandma who prayed for blessings in the temple had all returned.
Amidst the busy schedule, these servant girls did not forget to roll their eyes when they saw Zhu Ping'an. These days, there are more so-called bad versions of Zhu Ping'an's stories in the Hou Mansion at all times. It's no wonder that he has a good impression of Zhu Ping'an.
When Zhu Ping'an returned to the guest room, the boy had already stepped into the vestibule.
At this time, the vestibule was very lively. The grand master who was away on business came back, and the grandma and grandma who accompanied the temple to pray for blessings also came back. Several ladies of the Hou Mansion, including Li Shu, also came to the vestibule.
Li Shu, uncle, aunt, and second aunt met each other, and after a few words of unnutritious greetings, they sat aside with the little maid with buns. They raised their eyebrows and watched the whole family greet each other seemingly affectionately.
The elder of the Hou Mansion looks very special, how can I put it, he is very fat, he looks a bit like Li Shu's father, but he is much fatter than Li Shu's father, he feels like he has to breathe when he walks. Hou The mansion's chubby face had three beards, which seemed to be more refined and elegant, but it's a pity that painting a tiger is not like a cat, but like a potato with three whiskers.
Generally speaking, fat people are more amiable. However, the appearance of the Grand Master of the Hou Mansion is rather severe, giving people a feeling of not getting close. He wears a four-square scarf on his head and wears a widened and fat-fitting Confucian shirt. Waist A jade belt was tied between them.
"Gong'er is here, let mother take a look."
As soon as Li Yangong entered the door, a woman in the vestibule called out with joy. This woman is the eldest grandma of the Hou Mansion, she is well maintained, and she looks like a woman in her thirties in her forties , the oath of a noble lady, the shining jewels on the sideburns, and the splendid pleated skirt made of the best satin in the south of the Yangtze River.
It’s just that compared with the two aunts who are next to the master of the Hou’s mansion who are courteous, the grandma is still compared. She is young and beautiful.
The two young and beautiful aunts went out with the old man on business to serve. They said they were serving, but in fact they went out to play and warm the bed with the old man.
"Mother~~" Seeing the grandma, the bear child rushed over with joy, and threw himself into the arms of the grandma, acting coquettishly.
Seeing this scene, Second Aunt, who was courteous beside the Grand Master of the Hou Mansion, tightly clenched the veil in her hand.
Li Yangong was originally born by the second aunt, but he was hugged by the eldest grandmother as soon as he landed, and was raised under the name of the eldest grandmother, and all of them were registered in the family tree. This is also a secret matter in the Hou's mansion. It was sealed by the order of the elder, and the grandma paid more attention to it. Anyone who spread rumors was sold out, but Fangmin's mouth is better than Fangchuan. There are still many.
My own son, but he can only be called my aunt! Call that woman mother!
Every time the second aunt of the Changfang sees the big grandma making out with the bear child, her heart is always full of anger and blood, as if a bone is stuck in her throat, but the eldest grandma likes teasing the bear child very much in front of her, showing off her affection, and even doing tricks Show, show a new level and a new height just like this time.
"A loving mother is a failure! Gong'er, come here and let my father see how your homework is going."
The master of the Hou Mansion said something with a straight face, and then called the brat to check his homework.
"Look at you, why are you shouting, you can't keep your voice down." The grandma hugged the bear child in her arms, and whispered to the master of the Hou Mansion.
"What do you know, you woman, come here, Gong'er." The old man of the Hou Mansion glared at him, and then yelled at the brat.
Then, under the staring eyes of the Grand Master of the Hou Mansion, the bear boy walked up to the Grand Master of the Hou Mansion on his small thick legs.
"How did you do your homework?" the elder of the Hou Mansion looked at the bear boy and asked.
"I've memorized everything." The bear child raised his fat face, full of confidence.
Huh? It's very rare to see a bear child so confident when asking questions about his homework. The master of the Hou Mansion was sexually surprised, and then he was relieved. Yan Zhou took part in the exam, and Yan Gong is also sensible, knowing that he has learned, huh Well, well, well, the old Li family is expected to prosper again.
However, the master of the Hou Mansion will not show his comfort, so as not to make the bear child feel proud.
"Have you memorized it all? You know the consequences of lying!" So, the old man of the Hou Mansion stared wide-eyed, "Then memorize "Gui Shi Shou" with me."
Originally, the brat was full of confidence, but the brat's calf was weak after being stared at by the master of the Hou's mansion, especially you know the consequences of that sentence of lying, it scared the brat enough, the old man used to be strict Scenes of punishment flooded my mind again.
Then, the bear child became confused and forgot the words, "Gui Shi Shou", what is it?
"Back it."
At this critical juncture, the Grand Master of the Hou Mansion uttered another voice.
This voice scared the brat so much that the brat opened his mouth reflexively:
"Although the tortoise is thin, it still has some meat. Let's stew the soup first, and then eat the meat."
The voice is clear, the words are clear, catchy, and full of rhythm. At this moment, the voice of the bear boy resounded throughout the room.
Though the turtle lost weight after these few sentences, the room suddenly became quiet.
after a few seconds
The repressed roar of the master of the Hou's mansion sprayed up the tuft of hair that had fallen from the bear's forehead.
If it wasn’t for the grandma’s sharp eyesight and quick hands, she would grab the bear in her arms, and the master of the Hou Mansion would press the bear on his lap and rub it.
"Why are you angry, the child is still young." The grandma said, protecting the bear child, and comforting the master of the Hou Mansion.
"I'm angry? What do you know, a woman? Even though the tortoise is skinny, it eats meat in stewed soup. If outsiders hear about it, they can't laugh at me, Li Tingzhu, who has no way to teach children! Where can I put my old face!" , the seven orifices are about to emit smoke.
"What are you yelling at? The homework is not just this one. I will be able to memorize the next one." The grandma protected the bear boy, found a step for the bear boy and the elder, and then pinched it in the bear boy's palm. He pinched, motioning for the brat to make a statement.
"Well, the one just now doesn't count, I can do the next one." The brat is not very confident.
"Then you memorize "The Illustrated Book of Homecoming"" the master of the Hou Mansion was slightly less angry, but his expression was still very bad.
"The little boy left home and the boss returned"
"The local accent has not changed, and the sideburns have declined."
Under the watchful eyes of the master of the Hou Mansion, Xiongzi recited it with his mouth open, and he recited it quite familiarly, without any typos.
"Look, I, Gong'er, can't memorize it very well." The grandma smoothed things over.
"Why did you interrupt, let Gong'er continue to recite." The master of the Hou Mansion interrupted the grandma's words with a stare, and then turned his head to look at the bear boy with a cold, fat face and said.
What a stern face!
All of a sudden, the brat was frightened again, and the brat opened his mouth reflexively again:
"The little boy left home and the boss returned"
"The local accent has not changed, and the sideburns have declined."
"Children meet and don't know each other"
"Laugh and ask the fat man who are you?"
smiled and asked the fat man who are you? Fat man, who are you?! Fatty! This immediately hit the back scales of the Grand Master of the Hou Mansion. The Grand Master of the Hou Mansion is very fat, but he is most jealous of others saying that he is fat.
That's good, fat man, who are you, why are you asking with a smile!
Laughing and asking the fat man who you are, after this sentence, the room suddenly became quiet.
after a few seconds
"I'm your father!"
The depressive roar of the master of the Hou Mansion, the sound of clapping his palms, accompanied by the screams of a brat killing a pig, resounded throughout the room.
"It's all the fault of that bumpkin." The bear screamed after being beaten.
"You're still making excuses!" The master of the Hou Mansion yelled again, and raised his rested hand again, what a bumpkin, blame that bumpkin, he wants to shirk responsibility for his own mistakes! I won’t be able to memorize it for half a month! In the past half a month, I have learned to shirk responsibility, right?
So, the howling of the bear child spread farther!
(end of this chapter)