Reroll

I consider, his rod still hard inside me.  I should fix that… I've already gotten off, so I also get off, and lay down beside him, just staring at the ceiling, wrapping myself around him and cuddling a bit on the cold tile floor, “I don't know,” I begin, “I'm not sure there was a right call… I'm not angry.” Hard to be, after that. WOW that felt good.  This body is impossibly sensitive to mating. This can't be normal.

“Given how hair-trigger we are, it's going to come up again,” Ed points out.

“True,” I consider, “All right, if I get that bad again, you can go for it,” I consider, “Just make sure to use protection same as this time, I really don't want to have a baby.”  Hmm… I should also get some Night Tea on my next reroll, as I was only barely able to say “no” to the idiot. Add Full Pouch and at least Eschew Materials and I won't run out. Hmm… or the Block the Seed 3rd party spell, first level, and it lasts for days.  Yeah… it's even a Cleric spell, so I can just prepare and cast it on schedule… starting tomorrow. Night Tea should be for when I have builds that can't cast such.

“I'm in the same boat,” Ed admits, “And I'm pretty sure Betty… er, Jay… is too…,” Ed pauses, “Not that either of you are equipped to….”

“The sleeves can do any non-magical outfit,” I interrupt, “that should include suitable fetish wear. So yes, I should be able to help if it comes up.”

Ed considers, “That will do, yes. Thank you.”

I chuckle, “Thank you.  I'm just hoping we level soon. Third isn't bad, but the good stuff starts coming online with third level spells at fifth and sixth, you know?”

Ed laughs, “Invisibility is a wonderful second level spell… which I get next level. But yes, I get it. Third level spells include Fly, Haste, Bestow Curse… that's where the real fun starts with spells.”

I shrug, “Yeah, well… still, we have MAGIC… like, I'm not cold on this tile floor thanks to Endure Elements,” I pause, “It's still hard, though.”

Ed shrugs, “Let’s get up, then….”

We do, and get dressed (which in my case is just putting the sleeves back on, which then fakes the entire outfit). I go with a simple hoodie (with the school logo, of course), jeans, and sneakers this time.

Ed takes a bit longer, so I get to watch as he struggles with getting his three bouncing orbs into his clothing, as well as over his wobbly backside and ridiculous hips. Rowr, baby got both front and back.

But then, so do I.  Ugh.

We exit when he's done, and find Jim watching the door, “Feeling better?”

“Very,” I may still be a bit floaty, because… “This body is REALLY sensitive.”

“Ooh, yeah,” Jim agrees, licking her lips, “just wait until you get a full sized meat rod in you.”

I consider, “Is that why I made it to the sound booth first?”

“I bumped into a small fraternity, yes,” Jim admits, “SO GOOD,” she closes her eyes and smiles, licking her lips, then opens her eyes and looks straight into mine, “Pity they were so easily exhausted.”

I consider, “Aren't you worried about having a baby?”

Jim waves a hand dismissively, “Not really. My old man is loaded, I'll just get an….”

“You do realize you don't match your ID, which is a problem for any medical procedure, right?” Ed interrupts.

Jim freezes, his hand still in the air, his mouth open for a few seconds, “And an illusion really won't help there, will it, as they won't do that for biological males, not that it would last long enough. Umm.”

I sigh, “Well… you can fix it the next time you reroll… or maybe we can figure out how to set up some fake IDs… I mean, my dad basically just showed his ID and my birth certificate when setting me up with a learning permit, and they didn't seem to note down much of it… Bluff, Diplomacy, Linguistics, and maybe Charm Person could probably get a worker to put everything in without the actual things. I have a spell I can cast that will keep me safe starting tomorrow, but... well, Bestow Curse to fix it for others will have to wait a few levels... but as soon as I can, you're covered.”

Ed cringes, “as long as we're not already preggers by then. I'd like one too, please.”

I nod my head in acknowledgement, “I can prepare two once we get there.”

Jim shudders, “Setting aside the unpleasantness… we're all going to need new IDs. Possibly repeatedly… I know how to use the school ID printer, so if we can get there at night, we can get those done. The trouble is that this build is only slightly stealthier than a brass band.”

“You have Invisibility, right?” Ed inquires.

Jim nods, and I speak up, “And I'm a Ninja on one side, while Ed is a Beguiler and Factotum. If we get the doors open, you could just walk in unseen.”

Thinking now, Jim makes a sensible suggestion, “or we could go to the restrooms five minutes before the building closes and hang out for an hour.  Okay.  I'll need to reprepare spells, so… meet up at the admin building third floor women's room then?”

I nod, “Works for me.  Oh, also, while I was recovering from my bout of lust, Ed and I came to the conclusion that we should give each other advance permission to ‘help’ if it comes up again. How do you feel…”

Jim jumps in, “I love getting reamed and I don't care who does me or when. This is the best thing that ever happened, as now I have another hole for people to use, more people want to stick that yummy meat in me, AND it feels even better when someone does. You wanna have a go in me?  Feel free, any time, and bring friends… once we've solved the baby problem,” the shock of just how ‘yes’ that was leaves Ed and I stunned, “Oh yes, and I now see the appeal of having funbags, oh man those feel good when someone mauls them.”

I consider in a few seconds of stunned silence, and eventually speak up, “So… do you want to be called Betty now?”

He smiles, “Sure. I think I fully accepted what happened while listening to you two bone.  Got me a bit hot and bothered.”

Right… “Where exactly are we, anyway?”

Ed gets that one, “Library showers.”

I blink, “Why does the library have showers?”

Jim… well, Betty now… giggles, “Because the place is like four hundred years old. Most of the buildings have been remodeled like a dozen times, and seldom completely. The library was a three story dorm at one point and they didn't get rid of the third floor showers as they didn't need the room with the top floor just being offices.  I don't think most people even know they're here.”

“Which makes it a fine spot for a moment of privacy,” Ed adds.

I nod, “Sensible. Oh  are we ready to go over what we found before I… well, got assaulted, defended myself, and closed a section of the library?”

“Wait, what?” Betty speaks up.

I shudder, “Some drunk idiot started mauling my chest and wouldn't take no for an answer. I hit him with fire, and that set off the alarms.  I don't want to think about it too much.”

Ed pauses, “Did he live?”

I shrug, “He was bleeding out when I left. I don't care if he died, and I don't want to talk about it.”

Betty starts to speak up, but Ed stops her, “Fair enough. So what'd we find?”

Ed starts, “Mildred Harris, age twenty survived by her father and two brothers….”

Betty interrupts, “Joseph, Eric, and Steven.”

I purse my lips and interrupt, “Mildred Hubble, age nineteen, survived by her father and sister.”

We all pause for a bit.

“So what's that mean?” Ed seems perplexed.

Betty sighs, “It means someone messed with the records.”

Ed considers, “Which is harder with physical records… but we can't trust any of it.”

I nod, “because it would be straightforward to replace the paper in the library if you had the electronic copy and a printing press."

Betty considers, “I don't know… almost nobody thinks of actual newspapers anymore. Electronic copies are much more convenient, print is basically dead, and it requires someone on site to update or check… assuming anyone even knows it's there.  If any of the three are right, it'll be that.”

I consider, “Do you think the school still keeps physical copies of records?”

Ed rolls his eyes, “Oh yes, as much as the paperless office has been promised and promoted for decades, applications and things are still submitted physically for various reasons.”

I shrug, “Well… we were planning a raid anyway. Check then?  If her physical application matches one or the other, that will give us a good indication.”

Betty nods, “Sounds good. And… with the loiter plan, we can probably skip the Invisibility. I want to get this done tonight.”

I nod, “See you then.”

Ed nods, “A few hours….”