Reincarnated as a sex god in another world (I’m Immortal)

(AN: I write lots better when I’m drunk so I had to wait til the weekend to write since if I’m drunk I can’t work well lol

sry guys 4 the wait
I changed the title cuz I think that “reincarnated as a sex god in another world” is cooler lol)

I was supposed to get 100 more slap face points in the last chapter, but the author procrastinated writing it, so I felt a little robbed. But whatever, what was lost could just be regained.

I sighed and slapped my own face.

Ding!

[100 slap face points gained!]

I called up my system interface.

[Name: Lys UItima] 

[Race: Human]

[Class: Battle Cultivator]

[Cultivation Level: 1st Grade Foundation Establishment]

[Cultivation Method: Secret Ten-Thousand Myriad Heavenly Dao Buddhist Method]

[Skills: Magical Fart (Passive), Secret Technique of the Secret Ten-Thousand Myriad Heavenly Dao Buddhist Sect]

[Slap Face Points: 100]

[System TIP: you can spend 100 slap face points to play the gacha. Would you like to play now?]

[Y/N]

I chose Y, and large sparkles appeared. I appeared to be getting something good. 

Fireworks shot up in the sky, and when they exploded into a thousand golden lights, the system gave me a notification.

[Thank you for playing. Unfortunately, you received nothing.]

Words couldn’t describe how angry I was at that moment.

[Haha just kidding. You received a {Realm Ascension Coupon}!]

[Would you like to use it? Warning: You will lose all cultivation!]

[Y/N]

Without a single thought of hesitation, I chose Y.

To be continued.