Chapter 68: Small IQ
Qin Lan wrote to me!
This was a big surprise, as I was worrying about her, her letter came immediately.
I ran to the toilet to read it, my fingers were shaking a bit, I haven't seen Qin Lan for a long time, how is she?
The envelope is very white and has the smell of a new book, which does not fit Qin Lan's personality.
I let out a chuckle and gently jiggled out the letter inside. It probably was ripped from her notebook, the edges were all ripped.
There were quite a few words written on it, and I couldn't wait to read them.
"I'm fine, thank you. don't worry about me. I'm fine, thank you. Don't worry about me. My brother can't mess with me, my dad doesn't care about me, I'm eating well and have a nice house at school and plenty of handsome guys to look at." (TN: Italicized text was in English in raws.)
I was touched and amused by her English, and then I kept reading.
"I heard that silly bitch, Yang Han Lu say you were going to die, I didn't believe it because Lin Yin Yin was still there to protect you, and you are cool enough to deal with it. But to be on the safe side I ordered her to help you out, and she agreed."
That made my lips purse, she said it with relief, surely she didn't know how she had been humiliated by Yang Han Lu.
"Now you're okay, right? Is Yang Han Lu in love with you? From what I can surmise, she has a collecting obsession and wants whatever she can't get. You will surely say that you will never leave me for the rest of your life, (gross) so gross, don't bother me and just bother, Yang Han Lu."
What does that mean? Is she provoking me? To sever her friendship with me? I can't help but keep this in my mind, and I kept reading: That bitch really makes me feel helpless, she said you got hooked up with her, but I don't believe her, I wouldn't mind, and I would like you to help me deal with her. Understand what I mean? I want you to pretend to be lovey with her, then let that bitch will come and humiliate me every day, and when I return as the King later, you'll dump her!
Damn, what the hell? I was really shocked, but vaguely guessed that Qin Lan was about to erupt, she must have been pissed off by Yang Han Lu.
But it's not a good idea for me to follow her sinister plan, I thought it'd be best to ignore Yang Han Lu, but Qin Lan wants me to "date" her.
"I'm sure you won't want to, so I'll give you some good news, Yang Han Lu asked me to drink my own piss last night before she would help you, and if you don't help me get revenge, I'll have someone else shave me, and I'll kill you!" (TN: ???)
After finishing the letter, I was still a bit overwhelmed, Qin Lan wanted me to help her get revenge again, but most importantly, Yang Hanlu asked her to drink her own urine?
She did not say whether she actually did it or not, I don't think she actually would, but I am still uneasy, and I turned the letter over, nothing else, damn it, this guy, why couldn’t you clear this up?!
I started swelling up with anger, Yang Han Lu is too much, really too much!
I always thought she was abnormal, but I really didn't think she was so sinister that she made her sister drink urine? Why is she like this?
I stopped thinking about that, I already felt like I knew why, but even if I didn’t really want to, I had to date her to help Qin Lan.
I put the letter away, it has Qin Lan's address on it, so I can send a letter back, and I can go to her later if I can.
Now I'm angry, I want to slap Yang Han Lu!
I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get to the classroom, but Lin Yin Yin grabbed me in a hurry: "My dad is home, and so is the vixen. take me there..”
Lin Yin Yin also saw that I was a little unsettled, and was worried: "What's wrong? Are you not feeling well? Then let's go tomorrow."
She was always like that, always in a hurry about everything, but never pushy. I let out a laugh and brought up my spirits: " Tomorrow I have a lot of girls to deal with, so we'd better get it done today."
She hummed in my face and told me to hurry up.
I took her away on a three-wheeled motorcycle into Ah Li's neighborhood. It was quite far, and it took us a while to get there.
Then when we entered the district, Lin Yin Yin surveyed around, and puffed up: "She lives in this kind of place, ah, not bad, a poor neighborhood."
I squinted my eyes and led her onward. I remembered the location of the building clearly and I arrived there in no time, I pointed upstairs: "She lives on the fourth floor."
Lin Yin Yin took a step up: "Humph, I'd like to have a good look."
I followed her, but when we were almost on the fourth floor she suddenly went around behind me again: "You take the lead."
I spat in her face: "Don't tell me you're wimping out." She was uncomfortable: "What do you mean, a wimp? I'm the main character, of course I have to be grand, you play a supporting role for me."
I was speechless, she's definitely a wimp. I had to take the lead, and once I got to the fourth floor, I saw that the two doors were both open.
This neighborhood was very safe. Lin Yin Yin stuck her little head out behind me: "Where's the vixen?"
I said in the house, do you want me to call her out? She tugged on me: "What are you shouting for? We're here on an undercover visit, we can't be found out."
I guess this makes sense, otherwise we would be exposed, I said then what are we going to do? She surreptitiously surveyed the house, then heard footsteps and hurriedly dragged me away.
We then ran down and she patted her chest: "Almost got caught." I shrugged: "So protagonist, did you find anything?"
She said the house was too clean, usually these types of women were lying to men.
I thought of her bedroom, it was also clean, but her clothes and pants and her bed was a messy mess. I laughed: "Is it wrong to be clean?"
She glared at me: "Whose side are you on?" I smiled: "Of course I'm with you."
She cocked her head in discontent, then scanned the area: "We need to ambush her, hurry, follow me and stay low."
She was really inexperienced, ambushing? When did we become the special forces ah. But I just let her do what she wanted, we barely moved, going for an 'ambush'.
There were some plants and a stone bench. Lin Yin Yin crouched next to a stone bench, facing the room and looking at it with rapt attention.
I can't help but laugh, she is such a child ah.
I didn't say anything, I sat myself down to rest and thought about Yang Han Lu, I had to get back at her and let her experience some pain.
While thinking about that, someone came next to me. I raised my eyes and saw that it was Ah Li's daughter, the bratty little loli.
She was licking her lollipop, and staring at me, and then she bellowed: "Ah, I know you! You hit me yesterday, you still need to pay for it!"
I was shocked, Lin Yin Yin was even more frightened, she almost fell over, I saw her shocked face and went to explain: "This is your stepmother's daughter."
Lin Yin Yin, immediately, was no longer afraid, and she glared at the child: "You're such a child aren't you educated? Who taught you to scare people like that?"
The little loli froze for a moment, then showed a disdainful expression: "You're not much older than me, stop acting so mature.”
I instantly pissed myself laughing, Lin Yin Yin's face turned red, her little fists squeezed tightly: " Xiao-Wa, you...!"
The little loli was still dismissive, licking her lollipop and asking me to give her money. Lin Yin Yin really could not take it, and she took the lolis’s lollipop: "You need to learn your manners!"
I was stunned, damn you took a child's lollipop? Lin Yin Yin, who was still proud of herself, held up the lollipop in tauntingly: "How about that? Do you understand what you did?"
The little loli was a bit anxious, but she didn't panic and suddenly pointed behind Lin Yin Yin: "A shooting star!"
Lin Yin Yin immediately turned her head to look, the little loli jumped up and grabbed back the lollipop, the corners of her mouth curved: "How stupid."
I also thought Lin Yin Yin was a bit dumb for that, and she herself finally what happened, and her neck became red, but she was also angry, but she couldn't hit a child, so she angrily said: "I spare you today, so go away!"
The little loli seemed to not care about Lin Yin Yin ,and went to me and stuck out her hand: "Pay up."
Why are you so unrelenting? I had no choice but to take out ten yuan and give it to her, she immediately folded it happily and put it in her pocket, not forgetting to pat it. (TN: Almost 2 USD.)
Then she walked away happily and turned back to me with a sweet smile: "You are a good person, I'll remember you, but this one next to you... is not a good person, she's like a kindergarten child, I'm second grade sooo I'm not going to fight with her."
I looked at Lin Yin Yin a little unsettled, and she suddenly whimpered: "I'm so mad at her, even her entire family were all vixens! I am not okay with this!"
Translator Notes: We get more of the little child in this chapter, and she’s made enemies with Lin Yin Yin, poor Lin Yin Yin, she’s always being bullied… anyways MC knows where Qin Lan is now! And he can visit her if he wants woo hoo, I also miss her… Buuut thats all this for this time, I’ll see you all laterrrrr bye byeeee!