Chapter 4
Chapter 3: Rebirth
The air in the house is warm.
The small t-shirt covered the snow-white belly, Yu Lang bare his little butt, and looked down at the bird between his legs, Yu Haitian was naked, squatting on the ground, beside Yu Lang, Whistling like a hooligan, “Come on, baby, give Daddy a pee.”
This bastard, Yu Lang felt that his teeth were itchy, from what he knew that this old **** was messing around behind his back, and he gave birth to countless little brothers, and he was always there If I wanted to stuff this **** into the toilet, I not only killed the people, but also saved countless girls who had slipped and were about to slip.
He didn’t find a chance, this time was a godsend, although with his small arms and legs, it was impossible to subdue him and stuff him into the toilet, but all roads lead to Rome.
Immediately, Yu Lang held his bird and urinated on the toilet.
“Baby, your technique is really good—” Yu Lang took advantage of Yu Haitian’s inattentiveness, twisted his finger, and changed the direction of his bird nozzle, piercing Just like a water gun, it spewed out a straight ray that smeared Yu Haitian’s face.
Yu Lang was dissatisfied. He originally urinated at Yu Haitian’s mouth. He immediately corrected his mistake and adjusted the angle. He felt that he could still urinate. The problem is, after this village, there is no such shop.
Yu Lang has no problem, he can’t urinate, he can urinate even if he tries hard, but Yu Haitian has a problem.
After a moment of stunned, Yu Haitian responded quickly, stretched out a big hand, pressed a finger on the top of the bird, blocked his son’s bird nozzle, pee, I see how you pee out .
Yu Lang’s face was flushed with anger, now Yu Haitian can confirm that his son’s behavior is definitely intentional, but his son has always been well-behaved like a little girl, he is always Sitting on the seat, reading villain books, eating apples, why do you have such wicked ideas in your mind? After thinking about it, it seems that when he was a child, he often peed and played with mud, but it was not bad enough. I’m playing, I must have been spoiled. Who were you playing with yesterday?
“Darling, don’t play with the boy of the Rong family anymore, he’s so wicked.” Look, after only one day of playing, the wicked and smoking boy of the Rong family, Teach his good son to pee on his father, and after a few days of playing, his good son can learn to play disco on his father’s head.
Yu Haitian wiped his face with a towel and spat a few times on the ground, patted his son’s butt, and now he cautiously took his son into his arms, He personally held his son’s bird and coaxed: “Come on, darling, pee, if you make trouble again, Dad will spank you, ah.”
Yu Lang swears that he is not afraid of being spanked, but for the reason of preserving his strength, he has made a strategic shift, touching an egg to a stone, that is something only a fool can do, of course he is not idiot.
He is young and has the advantage of being young, and no one can doubt him if he does bad things.
Okay, the young master is not going to confront you. He will use his own advantages and prepare to buy some rat medicine to poison the immortal. When the immortal kicks his legs, he will accept the property. done.
Yu Lang’s YY happiness is like a little mouse that stole oil in Yu Haitian’s arms.
Holding the children’s toothbrush and brushing his son’s teeth, Yu Haitian put Yu Lang into the bathtub, turned on the water pipe, and let out water, “Come on baby, let Dad see if the toothbrush is clean? Open your mouth, ah —”
Yu Lang reluctantly made such a silly appearance, took a breath, and let Yu Haitian look at his mouth.
The toothpaste Yu Lang uses now is Yu Haitian’s favorite apple flavor. Yu Haitian likes to eat apples. Few people know about this problem. They all think that Yu Haitian’s identity only likes eating shark fins What about bird’s nest?
Yu Lang’s toothpaste is apple-flavored, shampoo and lotion are all apple-flavored, mixed with the unique milk fragrance of children, making Yu Haitian kiss a few more times, he is simply better than him The few girlfriends outside made him want to kiss. His girlfriends kissed, and the smell of chemical perfume choked his nose.
I took a shower and took a bath for my son carefully. Yu Haitian found that his little boy was very good today, not as usual, deliberately playing tricks Playing with water, taking a bath is like fighting a war. Today, if you lift your legs, you lift your legs, and if you lift your butts, you lift your butts.
Yu Lang sat in the bathtub and squinted, holding a little duck in his hand. He didn’t have this treatment before, anyway, he didn’t remember this treatment, “Dad, Dad, haven’t your feet been washed yet?”
The foot almost didn’t kick his nose just now.
Yu Haitian rubbed vigorously a few times and scratched Yu Lang’s little feet, “Okay, baby.”
Yu Lang glanced at his feet and didn’t know how Yu Haitian raised him. The width and thickness of the feet were almost a meat ball. He raised his legs and sent them to In front of Yu Haitian, he pouted and protested, “Dad, you didn’t wash carefully, you didn’t wash your feet.”
Yu Lang remembers very little about the things before the age of seven. Except for a few special things, he knows that most of them were told to him by his mother. Some of the remaining photos can tell him that Yu Haitian is really good to him, at least he was the only one when he was a child, and he is the only child raised by Yu Haitian himself.
Yu Lang also likes his father very much, before he knew too much, before he had a circle of brothers and sisters, before he didn’t see how much his mother suffered for Yu Haitian, He has a deep father-son relationship with Yu Haitian. He almost grew up in Yu Haitian’s palm. He would take his hand to the amusement park, put it on his lap, teach him to write hand in hand, and let him ride on the His neck was flying high, and his feelings were accumulated bit by bit. He always believed that he was Yu Haitian’s most beloved treasure.
So, when he knew that he was not unique, but the most unbearable among them, Yu Haitian collapsed so seriously in his heart.
Love is deep, hate is all, that’s it.
Yu Lang happily watched Yu Haitian’s mouth twitching, then worked hard, put his little feet in the palm of his hand, and carefully pinched his toes.
Ha, rebirth is really a good thing, he used to only wash Yu Haitian’s feet, how could Yu Haitian wash his feet?
After washing the other one, Yu Lang happily stretched out the other one, you say, why does he only have two feet, if there are seventeen or eighteen, it would be great, It is best to let Yu Haitian wash his feet until the end of the day.
Yu Lang was overjoyed to have his feet washed and Yu Haitian was very depressed. Fortunately, Yu Lang is only five years old now. If he was fifteen years old, Yu Haitian would slap the broken child go to the wall.
After washing, Yu Haitian hugged his son, wrapped it in a bath towel, pinched Yu Lang’s little nose, “Look at you happy, tossing your father around, happy .”
Yu Lang knew that Yu Haitian was very observant, and he was not prepared to hide from him at all, his age was his biggest cover, at most Yu Haitian would think he was naughty, but it was too much.
“Dad, Dad.” Yu Lang happily jumped into Yu Haitian’s arms, put his arms around Yu Haitian’s neck, and declared childishly, “Dad, wash my feet now, wait until you If the old can’t walk, I’ll wash it for you too.”
Too old to walk? Baby, are you being filial, or are you cursed?
In view of Yu Lang’s age, Yu Haitian happily believes that this is his son’s filial piety. Afterwards, he deserved his son’s filial piety.
Whether he has Alzheimer’s or not, he must take care of his son’s filial piety.
Look, who’s son has his son’s filial piety, he knows how to wash his father’s feet at the age of five.
When he turned around, he would show off with his old man. This kind of filial son is not in vain.
I didn’t know that I was coaxed by my son without a word, Yu Haitian happily hugged Yu Lang wrapped in a bath towel and walked out of the bathroom, but Yu Lang was leaning against Yu Haitian On his chest, seeing Yu Haitian’s excitement, he finally understood that when tigers dozed off, he didn’t know that Yu Haitian would be said to be like this in one sentence, and yes, now Yu Haitian is not the one who hangs out in the mall. Overlord who has been invulnerable for more than ten years, he is now an unmarried father who has not even graduated from college and is not old enough to marry.
It’s so coaxing, because it’s so coaxing, even when he used to coax him with that little love, his lips didn’t work, it had to be real money, good words? Who wouldn’t say good things that don’t cost a dime, Yu Haitian is easier to deal with than his little lover, Yu Lang booed for a while, knowing that Yu Haitian is so easy to coax, he would have dealt with Yu Haitian long ago, It’s not too late now, with his open mouth, he couldn’t make Yu Haitian’s head dizzy without using sweet words.
Haha, Yu Lang sees his bright future.
Yu Lang was in a daze when he saw that a dark cloud in his life had come to him.
Yu Haitian checked the temperature outside and put on a pair of navy blue shorts and a white short-sleeved vest for Yu Lang. Without socks, he hugged him and went downstairs.
When they went downstairs, it was a little later than usual. Yu Haitian was still in college. There was a class in the morning. Yu Haitian shook his head regretfully, but unfortunately he couldn’t lift it off, otherwise he could accompany him The little baby went to the playground. Yu Haitian put the little baby on his shoulders on the seat beside him. It was rare for the little baby to find his mother without going downstairs. This made him very happy. He did not see his wife, nor did he Unhappy for himself, he called his wife over, and sat down on his seat, “Baby, do you want dad to feed you?”
Yu Lang held back his mouth at his spinach milk porridge, “I don’t want to eat this.”
Yu Lang’s breakfast is a glass of fruit juice, a bowl of spinach milk porridge, and two small soup bags.
Facing the spinach milk porridge in front of him, Yu Lang was very unhappy.
Yu Lang has a problem, he doesn’t like to drink milk. Although he has never broken it since he was a child, he still doesn’t like drinking milk from the bottom of his heart. He can drink milk reluctantly, but he must Don’t put any milk soup or milk porridge in front of him, these things will infinitely magnify the milk flavor in the milk.
Yu Haitian’s face sank immediately, “Who did it?”
“Get the **** out of my lord.” Yu Lang clamored on Yu Haitian’s shoulder and said half of Yu Haitian’s words. Sincerely, he hoped that the person who made spinach milk porridge would immediately Go to the sky.
He used his **** to think about it and knew that there was only one person who had the courage to bring milk porridge to him, and who would give him milk porridge, and even in the whole world, there was only one One person, his current mother, An Huilan.
If it was someone else, he wouldn’t let him go, and the one who let go is An Huilan.
After Yu Lang’s rebirth, after a lapse of forty-five minutes, Yu Lang saw his current mother for the first time – An Huilan, who came out of the kitchen in a long blue dress.