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Chapter 86 Yamucha and Taobaibai—The referee's personal show
Jiaozi suddenly raised her head and asked Pounds: "Master! What is an artificial human?"
Ponzi replied without thinking:
"Wife!"
Dumpling repeated in doubt: "Wife?"
"No, artificial human is a kind of technology, which transforms people into more perfect people. But the upper limit is there, unless there are more advanced technologies."
"oh oh!"
Off the field, the Crane Immortal came to the Guixian to show off his might.
"None of your disciples can win this time."
"Big Stupid Crane, you have killed all your disciples, what are you doing here? Do you want to play in person?"
Crane Immortal laughed sinisterly and said:
"It's not necessary at all, just wait and see!"
Turn around and leave.
As for whether Immortal Crane is really awesome or pretending to be awesome, who knows!
The strongest referee in the universe appears!
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to watch the 23rd Tianxia No. 4 Martial Arts Association. I am the host! Next up will be the top [-] competition. The following contestants are Yamucha and Taobaibai. Please invite two contestants!"
"Hehehe~ Guixianren's disciple? Don't worry, I will defeat you within a minute."
"Damn! Arrogant guy!"
The referee directly announced the start.
The two made hand gestures to each other on the field.
After a stalemate for a while and no action.
The referee started to come out to warm up the field.
"What's going on? The two of them started to put on a fighting posture without saying a few words since they came out, but they didn't intend to do anything until now."
Tao Baibai looked at Yamucha opposite.
'I didn't expect Guixianren's disciple to be so powerful, and at first glance, there is no flaw!Simply flawless! '
'This kid, Gui Xianren is not so powerful!If I want a fatal blow, I need to wait until he shows his flaws. '
The referee who can't stand it is really unbearable.Zhang Ya danced his claws and said: "Please fight immediately, don't delay. There are still many games in the future? It makes me want to go to the bathroom!"
Yamucha looked at Tao Baibai proudly.
"What? Didn't you say that you would finish me in one minute? It's been three minutes now. Braid."
"hateful!"
Suddenly, Taobaibai's mechanical eyes flashed white light.
'It's now! '
He directly attacked Yamucha, but was easily avoided by Yamucha, and then he elbowed him sideways, causing Tao Baibai to fall to the ground.
The referee was excited and shouted excitedly:
"Okay! I didn't expect that as soon as the two of them made a move, player Yamcha hit player Taobaibai"
Even a little hoarse.
Tao Baibai stood up and immediately continued to attack, but was easily counterattacked by Yamucha.
The referee held the microphone in his left hand and thumped the ground with his right hand.
"It's amazing! It's amazing! It's amazing. Yamucha beat Taobaibai to the ground with two simple moves!"
Crane Immortal leaned out of the fence in disbelief.
"what?"
Then the referee's hoarse voice was heard.
"Shut up, you 'Prussian Man', believe it or not, I'll kill you."
The referee was taken aback, and got up to look at Immortal Crane.
Foaming at the mouth, he said, "Kill me? There are so many great players here, do you want to kill me? I'm afraid you want to fart, you wretched little old man with a hunchback, believe it or not, I won't be in charge, I will come out and give you a buttocks back flat sand and a wild goose style, so that you can no longer be a man, and you can't be a woman."
Crane Immortal was stunned by the referee.
Gui Xianren on the side laughed and mocked: "Yes, good scolding! The referee is amazing."
The referee wiped his hair and continued to turn around to host.
On the other side, Pounds and Tianjin Fan looked at the dumplings together.
Jiaozi timidly looked at her senior brother and master, and asked in a trembling voice:
"What's wrong? Brother, master?"
Tianjin Fan looked at the dumplings.
"Jiaozi, it must be the last time you snatched the host's microphone, presided over it by yourself, and misled the host. Today's host is like this."
Dumpling hurriedly waved her hands.
"Brother, master! This is none of my business, I am innocent."
Jiaozi looked at the master and brother who obviously didn't believe it, and walked around anxiously.
With a flash of inspiration, Jiaozi said happily:
"Brother, master, if you don't believe me, I will arrest the referee and make him admit it."
Ponzi turned his head with black lines all over his head, and stopped looking at the dumplings. He was afraid that he would be mad at him.leading to his untimely death.According to the lifespan of the 6th order, he still has at least 574 years to live. He is now at the late stage of the 6th order, and he will have 774 years no matter what.
(He and Bulma are the same age, 23, and he has practiced in an unknown place for three years, and it has been three days outside. Therefore, there are still 574 years left, so please don’t come to me!)
After the referee turned around, Tao Baibai was abused by Yamucha again.
"Oh, this killer is not too cold, he always shows everyone jokes, and he hasn't fought yet?"
As soon as the words fell, the confrontation between the two was invisible.
Sun Wukong looked at the field: "Yamcha hid very easily, there is no problem at all."
"Oh! Everyone, look, look, Yamucha has grabbed Tao Baibai's hand. Is he trying to push Tao Baibai off the ring? Ouch! It's a good idea? Can his idea be realized? Let's wait and see."
Unexpectedly, Tao Baibai broke off his mechanical arm, turned over and jumped back to the ring, and then a dagger was exposed from the severed arm.
When the referee saw it, he immediately reprimanded loudly: "This is a violation. We strictly forbid the use of any weapons. This match will be won by Yamucha and Taobaibai. You are already disqualified."
"Don't bother me, I don't care about the game, I'm going to kill you, Yamcha."
Outside, the Immortal Crane raised his hand happily and said: "That's right, Tao Baibai, kill him, kill all the disciples of Guixianliu. Kill them all!"
The referee was preparing to be wretched.
Ponzi's heart moved, and a trace of strength directly entered the referee's body.
Hand pinch print formula: index finger, thumb upright, other fingers meet at the nail.
He said silently in his heart: "The lord of the Qi sect, who is secret, ordered!"
In the middle of the field, the referee's retreating body suddenly rushed forward awkwardly.
"What are you talking about? You're a law-abiding scumbag. Don't think you can act recklessly in the Martial Arts Association."
Tao Baibai stared blankly at the referee who climbed onto the stage and came in front of him.
"You, what do you want, what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? You violated the rules! You are now disqualified from the competition, hurry down."
Tao Baibai's face turned red.
"Damn it, I said I don't care about the competition at all, can't you hear me?"
After speaking, he gave up Yamcha and went straight to attack the referee.
But he was knocked unconscious by the referee, picked up the peach and threw it to the Crane Immortal.
"This is your friend? Take him and get out of here."
After finishing speaking, the best referee in this competition climbed down the ring by himself.I don't care about the surprised eyes of others.
"I declare that this competition will be won by contestant Yamcha."
'what the hell!This game is the referee's personal show! '
'Yes! '
'The referee went up to the game. '
(I don’t want to write anymore. A friend and his colleague won 25 scratch-off prizes. How angry! The key is that she still wants to tell me!)
Ponzi replied without thinking:
"Wife!"
Dumpling repeated in doubt: "Wife?"
"No, artificial human is a kind of technology, which transforms people into more perfect people. But the upper limit is there, unless there are more advanced technologies."
"oh oh!"
Off the field, the Crane Immortal came to the Guixian to show off his might.
"None of your disciples can win this time."
"Big Stupid Crane, you have killed all your disciples, what are you doing here? Do you want to play in person?"
Crane Immortal laughed sinisterly and said:
"It's not necessary at all, just wait and see!"
Turn around and leave.
As for whether Immortal Crane is really awesome or pretending to be awesome, who knows!
The strongest referee in the universe appears!
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to watch the 23rd Tianxia No. 4 Martial Arts Association. I am the host! Next up will be the top [-] competition. The following contestants are Yamucha and Taobaibai. Please invite two contestants!"
"Hehehe~ Guixianren's disciple? Don't worry, I will defeat you within a minute."
"Damn! Arrogant guy!"
The referee directly announced the start.
The two made hand gestures to each other on the field.
After a stalemate for a while and no action.
The referee started to come out to warm up the field.
"What's going on? The two of them started to put on a fighting posture without saying a few words since they came out, but they didn't intend to do anything until now."
Tao Baibai looked at Yamucha opposite.
'I didn't expect Guixianren's disciple to be so powerful, and at first glance, there is no flaw!Simply flawless! '
'This kid, Gui Xianren is not so powerful!If I want a fatal blow, I need to wait until he shows his flaws. '
The referee who can't stand it is really unbearable.Zhang Ya danced his claws and said: "Please fight immediately, don't delay. There are still many games in the future? It makes me want to go to the bathroom!"
Yamucha looked at Tao Baibai proudly.
"What? Didn't you say that you would finish me in one minute? It's been three minutes now. Braid."
"hateful!"
Suddenly, Taobaibai's mechanical eyes flashed white light.
'It's now! '
He directly attacked Yamucha, but was easily avoided by Yamucha, and then he elbowed him sideways, causing Tao Baibai to fall to the ground.
The referee was excited and shouted excitedly:
"Okay! I didn't expect that as soon as the two of them made a move, player Yamcha hit player Taobaibai"
Even a little hoarse.
Tao Baibai stood up and immediately continued to attack, but was easily counterattacked by Yamucha.
The referee held the microphone in his left hand and thumped the ground with his right hand.
"It's amazing! It's amazing! It's amazing. Yamucha beat Taobaibai to the ground with two simple moves!"
Crane Immortal leaned out of the fence in disbelief.
"what?"
Then the referee's hoarse voice was heard.
"Shut up, you 'Prussian Man', believe it or not, I'll kill you."
The referee was taken aback, and got up to look at Immortal Crane.
Foaming at the mouth, he said, "Kill me? There are so many great players here, do you want to kill me? I'm afraid you want to fart, you wretched little old man with a hunchback, believe it or not, I won't be in charge, I will come out and give you a buttocks back flat sand and a wild goose style, so that you can no longer be a man, and you can't be a woman."
Crane Immortal was stunned by the referee.
Gui Xianren on the side laughed and mocked: "Yes, good scolding! The referee is amazing."
The referee wiped his hair and continued to turn around to host.
On the other side, Pounds and Tianjin Fan looked at the dumplings together.
Jiaozi timidly looked at her senior brother and master, and asked in a trembling voice:
"What's wrong? Brother, master?"
Tianjin Fan looked at the dumplings.
"Jiaozi, it must be the last time you snatched the host's microphone, presided over it by yourself, and misled the host. Today's host is like this."
Dumpling hurriedly waved her hands.
"Brother, master! This is none of my business, I am innocent."
Jiaozi looked at the master and brother who obviously didn't believe it, and walked around anxiously.
With a flash of inspiration, Jiaozi said happily:
"Brother, master, if you don't believe me, I will arrest the referee and make him admit it."
Ponzi turned his head with black lines all over his head, and stopped looking at the dumplings. He was afraid that he would be mad at him.leading to his untimely death.According to the lifespan of the 6th order, he still has at least 574 years to live. He is now at the late stage of the 6th order, and he will have 774 years no matter what.
(He and Bulma are the same age, 23, and he has practiced in an unknown place for three years, and it has been three days outside. Therefore, there are still 574 years left, so please don’t come to me!)
After the referee turned around, Tao Baibai was abused by Yamucha again.
"Oh, this killer is not too cold, he always shows everyone jokes, and he hasn't fought yet?"
As soon as the words fell, the confrontation between the two was invisible.
Sun Wukong looked at the field: "Yamcha hid very easily, there is no problem at all."
"Oh! Everyone, look, look, Yamucha has grabbed Tao Baibai's hand. Is he trying to push Tao Baibai off the ring? Ouch! It's a good idea? Can his idea be realized? Let's wait and see."
Unexpectedly, Tao Baibai broke off his mechanical arm, turned over and jumped back to the ring, and then a dagger was exposed from the severed arm.
When the referee saw it, he immediately reprimanded loudly: "This is a violation. We strictly forbid the use of any weapons. This match will be won by Yamucha and Taobaibai. You are already disqualified."
"Don't bother me, I don't care about the game, I'm going to kill you, Yamcha."
Outside, the Immortal Crane raised his hand happily and said: "That's right, Tao Baibai, kill him, kill all the disciples of Guixianliu. Kill them all!"
The referee was preparing to be wretched.
Ponzi's heart moved, and a trace of strength directly entered the referee's body.
Hand pinch print formula: index finger, thumb upright, other fingers meet at the nail.
He said silently in his heart: "The lord of the Qi sect, who is secret, ordered!"
In the middle of the field, the referee's retreating body suddenly rushed forward awkwardly.
"What are you talking about? You're a law-abiding scumbag. Don't think you can act recklessly in the Martial Arts Association."
Tao Baibai stared blankly at the referee who climbed onto the stage and came in front of him.
"You, what do you want, what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? You violated the rules! You are now disqualified from the competition, hurry down."
Tao Baibai's face turned red.
"Damn it, I said I don't care about the competition at all, can't you hear me?"
After speaking, he gave up Yamcha and went straight to attack the referee.
But he was knocked unconscious by the referee, picked up the peach and threw it to the Crane Immortal.
"This is your friend? Take him and get out of here."
After finishing speaking, the best referee in this competition climbed down the ring by himself.I don't care about the surprised eyes of others.
"I declare that this competition will be won by contestant Yamcha."
'what the hell!This game is the referee's personal show! '
'Yes! '
'The referee went up to the game. '
(I don’t want to write anymore. A friend and his colleague won 25 scratch-off prizes. How angry! The key is that she still wants to tell me!)
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