Prince and His Fool

The groom arrived to pick up his groom riding on his noble stead full of pride. His smile could shake the heavens with radiating eyes that blinded envious single folks. As soon as Wu Yange's meeting party arrived, Ying Tie led a dazzling Rong Zian to the sedan fending off the crowd of citizens who were ever so excited to take a glimpse at the man marrying their powerful prince.

Wu Yange was blushing with a beaming smile trying to take a peek at his man that he hadn't seen for an entire week. The atmosphere was filled with love and laughter as the old ladies made fun of the eager prince. The grand energetic wedding procession slowly moved towards the palace with the sound of music flooding the streets of Hexie followed by enough dowry to last generations. The roads were packed to a brim with citizens who had travelled from all over Hepeng to witness such a glorious occasion. Firecrackers were constantly drowning the cheers from the crowd but Rong Zian could barely hear anything as he was focused on his anxiety.

As they inched closer to the palace, Rong Zian's heart palpitated violently against his chest. The god was extremely nervous with sweaty palms, he couldn't wait to be just him and Wu Yange. Getting this much attention was nerve-wracking but he had to put up with it for a little while longer. Wu Yange got off his horse and opened the sedan curtain in excitement as soon as they arrived at the palace. He stretched out his hand to help Rong Zian out of the sedan but pulled with a bit more strength resulting in them falling on to the ground together with Rong Zian on top of him.

The crowd cheered the prince while teasing the two grooms. "His highness is too excited, he can't wait for the bridal chamber!" yelled an onlooker resulting in a burst of laughter.

"Aiyo…..let's just all go home and leave them here. We are just third wheels," said another man while Wu Yange laughed with one hand inching towards Rong Zian's ass.

"Fuck! Yan Yan such a pervert," said Rong Zian laughing as he struggled to get up. The two were like this for a while, one refusing to let go till the emperor personally came out to reprimand them obviously holding back his laughter. It was just too hilarious.

Wu Yange finally caved in as Rong Zian helped him up and led him into the main hall. They stood side by side in the presence of the Wu family with Wu Fan tearing up like the mother of the groom. Empress Tao had her lips sealed averting her gaze at the new couple. She had to silently watch as they kowtowed paying their respects before becoming an official married couple.

As they paid respects to each other, Rong Zian could no longer hold back the tears of joy flowing on his face. He heard Guang's shaky voice in his head, "St-o-op crying mummy wi-i-ll start crying too," she said obviously wailing like he was.

"I am sorry I fuckin judged you when you were crying. I am so fuckin emotional," he said in his head in response.

"It's okay wuwuwuwuwu, my son is now a married man. Don't forget your poor mother," she replied breaking down even more

Rong Zian froze and replied, "Are you fuckin insane? How on earth would I be able to be rid of you even if I wanted to?"

Wu Yange's heart clenched when he heard sniffles coming from his husband and so passed him a handkerchief wondering if Rong Zian was crying because he regretted marrying him. He pursued his lips in anxiety as he led his groom to the banquet that was happening in an open space. The prince couldn't hold back any longer and embraced Rong Zian scared to know what he was thinking.

"Please don't cry, I promise I will treat you well. Just don't leave me," said Wu Yange rubbing his back while sniffing a whiff of Rong Zian's scent.

Rong Zian frowned under the veil wondering what the hell he was talking about. "Wu Yange what the fuck you talking about?"

Wu Yange gazed at him, entrance in his husband's beauty. He was about to clarify when the ground shook violently like a megaquake had struck Hexie. Wu Fan jumped into Ying Tie's arms attaching himself like a leech.

"What the fuck Wu Fan! What are you doing?" asked a perplexed Ying Tie while trying to hold sturdy so they don't fall to the ground.

"Tie how can you ask that? You are the sturdiest person I know besides don't you like being close to me?" he said lacing his hands behind Ying Tie's neck. "Or do you prefer I find one of the brawny imperial guards to jump onto?"

"Tsk...slag man!" said Ying Tie before dropping him. Wu Fan nervously tried to coax Ying Tie but was interrupted by a multitude of gods appearing before them hovering above the ground.

Zau Bao and his minions were glaring at Rong Zian who had his face covered by a veil as though trying to intimidate him. Wu Yange activated his sapphire flame as mad as a hatter. These gods had the audacity to ruin the best day of his life. They watched as his mighty dragons roared flames straight into the sky. With Rong Zian's help, Wu Yange's powers were enough to go head to head with a couple of gods and win.

Rong Zian took off his veil while the guests scattered in fear but their paths were blocked by several statues coming to life preventing them from leaving. He was about to say something when he heard someone yelling. "What the fuck you think you are doing ruining my son's wedding!" said a man Rong Zian wasn't familiar with. The man suddenly fell to the ground when Pohuai left the man's body. The god was so pissed he activated his destructive godly power ready to fight.

"Oh so you are the other culprit," said Zau Bao looking at Pohuai, "I will deal with you later," but Pohuai didn't back down.

Rong Zian leapt up to where the gods were standing at attention ready to attack at any moment. Wu Yange hovered behind his husband fiercely glaring at the gods. Out of nowhere Zau An suddenly appeared next to her father and shyly gazed at Rong Zian before saying, "Hello, we meet again," in a sweet tone that could make any man fall in love with her in an instant.

When Wu Yange heard her being so sweet to his husband he forgot about the fight glaring daggers at her. He knew who he was going to burn first when the fight started. He nervously tagged Rong Zian's sleeve to get his attention and so his husband leaned in closer. "Who is she?" he asked whispering in his ear.

"Long story I will tell you after this," whispered Rong Zian with a beaming smile. It was cute watching a jealous Wu Yange.

"Stop flirting with a married man!" yelled Zau Bao loudly at his daughter. She was extremely hurt by the news but didn't seem deterred.

"For now," she mumbled while listing Wu Yange as a top priority on her kill list.

"You!" yelled her speechless father. She might have mumbled but everyone around her had a super hearing ability, they heard her words clearly. "What did you do to her?" accused Zau Bao pointing at Rong Zian.

Rong Zian sighed shaking his heard. "Tsk, tsk, tsk...why would I need to do anything to her? Okay, let me make myself clear. I am so sorry ma'am but you and I would never happen. I apologise if I might have given you false hope," he said before whispering to Wu Yange, "Satisfied."

Wu Yange tried to hold back a smile as he replied, "Mm."

"Why are you here?" asked Rong Zian folding his arms in anger. They had the balls to come all the way here and ruin his wedding then they must have a good reason.

"You broke your agreement and broke into the heavenly realm so we are here to take you into custody and punish you according to the law of the gods," replied Zau Bao in an overbearing tone.

"Fuck terms! Who came to my territory first and tried to get my mother to give me up!" he yelled activating half his strength to intimidate the brazen gods. It worked as they were scared stiff at only half his power.

"You fuckin cunt! You dare go after Guang!" yelled Pohuai lunging forward to attack Zau Bao but he was stopped by Rong Zian.

"Stay the fuck out of my business!" he scolded Pohuai who grinned like a fool even though he was being yelled at.

"Sure, daddy will listen to you," replied Pohuai backing off but Wu Yange was so pissed he wanted to beat the god up.

Rong Zian glared at Zau Bao and continued speaking, "Well its fair business. So why not call it even and you stay the fuck out of Hepeng. This is not your world but Guang's."

"Okay that's fair, only if you return what you stole," replied Zau Bao feeling as though he had the upper hand. Everyone looked at Rong Zian wondering what he had stolen.

"Since you want it back so bad then come get it," replied Rong Zian with an ominous flare in his eyes, "Just you no one else."

Zau Bao couldn't help but cower within, he knew on his own he couldn't take on this annoying child but with the rest of the gods, they definitely stood a chance. "I said come and get it !" yelled Rong Zian as a huge force pushed back all the gods except Zau Bao. They were pushed back so far away that one could barely see them.

A terrified Zau Bao attempted to save face and replied, "Fine keep it. One day I will teach a lesson you will never forget. Stupid brat." With those words, Zau Bao disappeared with his minions and Rong Zian established a barrier over Hepeng. A barrier that was strong enough that the gods would never dare break.