Prince and His Fool

A possessed Wu Fan knocked on the door with a bang loud enough to irritate anyone inside. Wu Yange didn't take long to respond opening the door particularly ticked off. "What!" he said ready to slam the door in his cousin's face.

"Wow! I get why my son took an interest in you," replied Pohuai as he looked up and down a shirtless Wu Yange.

"What?" asked a perplexed Wu Yange. The prince couldn't understand what he meant by 'son', he almost thought Wu Fan had raided the emperor's special liquor reputed for being so strong that you would strip naked in public claiming you can fly.

"Aiya so slow. I am the goddess of destruction, Pohuai and I borrowed your cousin here to give you a message for Rong Zian," said the god trying to explain at a fast pace just in case Rong Zian came back before he was done. With his son's temper, there would be another round of beatings especially if he caught him talking to Wu Yange.

"Can't you just tell him yourself?" asked Wu Yange smelling a rat.

"That's the thing, he's pissed off with me right now thus I chose this method. By the way, did you know your cousin is banging your best friend and his the gong?" asked Pohuai prying into Wu Fan's business that had nothing to do with him.

"Mm," replied Wu Yange in a dismissive cold tone.

A wide-eyed Pohuai gasped, "Doesn't that fuckin' piss you off, I mean I only borrowed Wu Fan's body for a few minutes by I already feel like killing him. Isn't he fuckin annoying?"

"Hey! I am still in here you know?" spoke Wu Fan feeling wronged. Yes, he was bad shit crazy and really annoying but didn't deserve death.

"If you are here to talk about Wu Fan then show yourself out," replied Wu Yange folding his arms across his chest all nonchalant with dark eyes.

"Aish, such arrogance. I love it...okay tell him that a warning isn't enough. He needs to go after those pompous fools and show his might. That way they would never bother him. Also, tell him killing one or two of them will make it more effective. They wouldn't dare to come after him after that," passionately replied Pohuai. He strongly believed those gods needed a beat down for bullying Guang chasing her out of the heavenly realm just because she thought differently from them.

Wu Yange didn't understand half of Pohuai's words but made sure to remember everything he said. "You are talking about the gods?"

"Yes, those assholes. Tell him daddy approves of him bringing down the whole realm if he wants to," replied an enthusiastic Pohuai but Wu Yange frowned at the guy calling himself daddy. He didn't know why it made his skin itch from within.

Irritated to the core he said, "Okay!" before slamming the door in his face striking Wu Fan's nose.

"What the fuck was that...Ouch!" groan Wu Fan as he lay on the ground holding his bleeding nose.

"Sorry that was meant for me, hahaha your cousin is interesting. Bye!" replied Pohuai before leaving Wu Fan's body.

Wu Yange did you have to fuckin' hit my nose. I am not the one who said the word, daddy. Baby Tie! Your baby is dying over here!" yelled Wu Fan. Who knows how on earth Ying Tie heard Wu Fan's cries but he was there in no time as he checked on his broken nose.

"Come I will put some medicine for you," said Ying Tie helping him up with a grin on his face.

Wu Fan loved playing the pity card with Ying Tie because it got him whatever he wanted. He would pretend to be a wounded helpless puppy softening Ying Tie's heart. "I also want some when we get back, will you let me?"

"Mm whatever you want," said Ying Tie fully aware of what Wu Fan was playing at but he liked it too so what the heck.

***

When Rong Zian returned, he woke up to an anxious prince gently caressing his face. He didn't waste any time and asked him what was wrong. Rong Zian's rage was reignited when he heard that the god found his way to Wu Yange. He really wanted to tear the Pohuai apart but could only settle for a threatening message.

He opened a channel between him and Pohuai and the god of destruction eagerly answered. "You really have a fuckin death wish don't you?" said Rong Zian in a stern tone reprimanding the frivolous god.

"Oh come on, I can't even speak to my son in law? By the way, I have already prepared a dowry gift for him. It's an amour no god can penetrate with you as an exception of course," replied the god beaming with excitement.

"If you fuckin come close to him again I will lock you up in the dark abyss and reinforce the seal that you won't be able to come out, ever!" replied Rong Zian in a threatening tone before cutting off the connection. A confused Wu Yange had to witness his livid lover set up barriers around the mansion.

None of those gods would be able to take a step into their home without his permission. He had to protect the most valuable person in his life, a potential target for the gods. Rong Zian only stopped when he was satisfied, it was like a first-time parent, baby proofing the entire house. He lowered himself to the ground and stood beside a perplexed Wu Yange. "I have a crazy family don't I?" said Rong Zian with a wry smile.

"Not any different from mine but I really don't like Pohuai he annoys the hell out of me," said Wu Yange embracing his man from behind with his nose tickling Rong Zian's sensitive skin.

Rong Zian smiled ever so gently and turned to face him with a mischievous thought. "I never had a dad my entire life but you can be my daddy if you want?" he said in a flirtatious tone as he proudly swaggered into the room his amorous eyes fixed on Wu Yange.

Wu Yange froze his heart thumping loudly on his chest as his entire body felt numb. Being called that made him weirdly happy and so he went after his lover pinning him against the wall. "Say it again," he whispered in Rong Zian's ear while pressing both his wrists against the wall.

"Daddy Yan Yan, give it to me," replied Rong Zian biting his lower lip igniting a fiery passion in Wu Yange. He desperately wanted to dominate his man.

Whatever happened next is not for our pure eyes so let me end here.