Prince and His Fool

For all his life, Rong Zian had always dreamed of a day he could finally attain true freedom and that day had finally come. He no longer suffered under the bounds of his stepmother, he didn't have to worry about money and had the love of his life by his side keeping him company. He could finally relax and fully indulge in such pleasantries worry-free as he prepared for the best day of his life. But peace is a luxury he could rarely have with a certain pair all ways causing trouble.

The door opened with a loud bang as Ying Tie stomped in yelling something to the person behind him. "Wu Fan you can't keep calling me that I am not a woman!"

"Fine, you can call me that I don't mind. Rong Rong will you settle this for us. He doesn't want me to call him wife but he doesn't want to call me wife, how is that even fair?" complained Wu Fan following so closely behind Ying Tie you would think they were conjoined twins.

"Fuck! What does all of this have to do with me?" asked Rong Zian barely opening his eyes. Somehow these two had turned him into their counsellor whenever Wu Yange wasn't around. He was also new at this but they had crowned him a veteran tossing their arguments in his direction to solve. "Even a fuckin' demigod doesn't have all the answers!"

"Oh someone is in a bad mood today. Don't worry I will go find cousin, he can you know…..ahem...release some of that tension. Will give you thirty no thirty isn't enough, will you give you an hour of privacy then you can come to solve our problem," suggested Wu Fan full of excitement with one foot out the door.

Rong Zian was well aware of what Wu Fan was implying and couldn't help shaking his head. "Who wants to address your petty arguments after climax? Haaaa....fine, if I help you will you leave me alone for an entire day?" he asked now roped into their problems.

Wu Fan vigorously nodded his head while Ying Tie folded his arms across his chest wondering why he even liked Wu Fan when he had to put up with such silly arguments.

"Ying Tie do you mind him calling you husband?" asked Rong Zian hoping to be rid of them soon.

"No," replied Ying Tie with the tips of his ear all red. 'Fuck that made me blush,' he thought feeling like his cheeks were burning up.

"And do you mind calling him husband?"

"No don't mind," replied Ying Tie gazing at Wu Fan with a slick smile.

"Then it's settled you are both husbands to each other since none of you has lady parts. Take my advice Wu Fan, if you want to get laid, you better give in to him sometimes otherwise you will be stuck in a dry spell. Got it?" said Rong Zian with a stern tone that silenced Wu Fan but what happened next had Wu Fan rolling on the ground in laughter.

Wu Yange suddenly walked in and spoke in an overbearing tone that was meant to scare the two trouble makers but ended up backfiring. "What the hell are you disturbing my wife for? All of you scram!"

Wu Fan burst out in laughter he found it so amusing that Rong Zian had just given them a heartfelt speech on lady parts yet Wu Yange was brazen enough to call him wife. Ying Tie could hardly hold back his laughter and had to get out of there otherwise they might get caught up in the storm.

"Fuck! Yan Yan who is your wife?" asked Rong Zian now sitting up straight with a deadly gaze. Wu Yange froze unable to understand how defending his fiancée from these two troublesome characters turned out to him being in the dog house.

Ying Tie lifted Wu Fan who was laughing himself to death and carried him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes out the room. "Cousin I hope you are ready for an eternity of dry spells, HAHAHA!" yelled Wu Fan while being carried out by his lover.

Wu Yange couldn't understand what dry spell meant but he could tell from Wu Fan's tone that he wasn't going to like it. But that didn't stop him from being stupid though. "Zian what else should I call you then? It's fine if you call me wife, then you can be my husband." Thus the prince kept on digging his own pit.

"Okay, okay. I see what the fuckin problem is. Don't worry I can solve it. Come here I want to show you something," replied a sensible Rong Zian but it was all a ruse. Let's just say Wu Yange learnt that day that whenever his lover said 'come here I want to show you something' he should approach with caution. Rong Zian did what most bottoms would never dream of doing and topped Wu Yange like a pro.

They were both panting laying on the bed naked with satisfied looks on their faces. "N-now none of us can be called wife. We are both....haaaa…..husbands. Any objections?" said Rong Zian while trying to catch his breath.

"Mm," replied Wu Yange tightly embracing his sweetheart with a beatific expression while taking a whiff of Rong Zian's alluring scent.

"Though I prefer you topping me instead," carried on Rong Zian emitting a genuine chortle while leaning in to kiss his lover's cheek.

"You can do it to me whenever you want. It felt so good," replied Wu Yange shuffling forward to lay on top of him in excitement as though he wanted to go again.

"Oi settle down you little husky. This isn't going to be a thing okay? We can only do it again if you top me!" reprimanded Rong Zian but he was soon silenced by a stimulating euphoric kiss as they began round two of fighting in bed.