Chapter 94
"So~nice~~" Sure enough, Weng also called out at the right time, but was flattened by the angry Musashi like a ball.
"How about... go to the house with the round land shark again? As long as we catch that quasi-god, we won't have to be so miserable... meow~" Meow Meow said seriously.
The two of them smiled at each other, and then began to discuss how to give away their heads.
Sure enough, Weng: "so~~nice~~"
Lin Qing had just let all the elves out to rest when he returned home, and he came to the kitchen, planning to show off his skills tonight.
They had won a great victory, so of course they bought a lot of food.
Speaking of the food in this elf world, it is really strange. For example, if you raise two onion ducks at home, your family will not lack onions. It will pull two onions from other people's fields every day.
And the tentacles of the octopus barrel, if you cut two today, two longer ones will grow tomorrow.
Not to mention the eggs of the Jigglypuff, which is the only thing similar to eggs in this world, and it can be mass-produced. A "laying eggs" skill can make a basket in an afternoon!
Moreover, the eggs laid by this Jigglypuff egg-laying skill are not living things, but pure eggs, and they will not grow into small Jigglypuff eggs.
Slowpuff tail, this is a famous dish, the best delicacy that all Magikarp flock to, and you can often see Slowpuff stretching its tail into the river to fish, and its tail is edible and will regenerate quickly, just like a gecko.
Looking at these strange ingredients, Lin Qing couldn't accept it at first. I heard from them that a long time ago, someone raised Kentaro, Magikarp, and Farfetch'd as food, but after Farfetch'd was eaten to the point of endangerment, the Alliance issued a decree prohibiting the consumption of the Pokémon's body! Later, it slowly became humanitarian.
"Let me see... what should I cook tonight..." Lin Qing, who had already put on an apron in the kitchen, looked at the phone with a puzzled look.
After looking for a long time, I found several recipes such as "Hand in hand teaching you to make tomato scrambled eggs with eggs from Jelly Egg", "Fire-baked soft puff hair", "Fire-baked octopus tentacles", etc.
Listening to the noise outside, Shirona and Mary had already bought a lot of things and returned. The group returned to the living room, turned on the TV and played music.
Su Qinyin brought all the bought dishes over, looked at Lin Qing who was cooking with a playful look, and looked at the chef next to him and asked: "Is he okay? He will blow up the pot later, so I will have to trouble you~haha"
Lin Qing gave her a thumbs up with confidence and said: "Brother, I graduated from Lanxiang! There is no dish I can't cook! You all go and have fun, leave it to me tonight!"
Su Qinyin looked at Lin Qing in disbelief. With so many people here, it would be funny to make a table of dark dishes.
With Lin Qing's repeated assurances, Su Qinyin retreated.
At this time, the three members of Team Rocket had already arrived at this place and were looking for the round land shark in the underground training center.
"Something is wrong today... There are so many people in their house... Should we change places, meow~" Meow Meow said with a worried look on his face.
Musashi looked at the snacks and desserts in the room, and then pressed the head of the old man and rubbed it there: "I will steal from this house tonight! Why are we blowing the wind outside..."
Just as Musashi was still talking, her stomach suddenly growled, and the meow next to her also growled.
Kojiro said speechlessly, "I knew that you two had eaten ice cream all afternoon, and you must have to poop at night... Now it's good..."
"Ouch... Hurry up... Toilet! Where is the toilet!!" Musashi covered his stomach with his left hand with a ferocious face, and held the paper in his right hand.
"Ah~~ Isn't it there, meow?" Meow Meow was sharp-eyed and saw an employee toilet in front of him at a glance, and then walked over with a look of longing.
After seeing the only toilet, Musashi kicked Meowth away to prevent it from snatching it, and then rushed over.
"Little elf, why are you learning how to use the toilet like humans? Go to the grass over there!"
Just as Musashi kicked Meowth away, she opened the door of the toilet with a look of surprise.
Inside was Little Shark, who was browsing his phone.
One person and one shark, you look at me, I look at you!
When Little Shark saw that the other person was a woman, he blushed and closed the door in a panic.
"Why are you blushing!" Musashi, who was about to pour out, covered his stomach and danced DIC at the door!
Looking back, a breeze blew, and Musashi shuddered all over, and the feeling went straight into his bones!
"Asshole! Can't wait! Little elf, why are you learning how to use the toilet like humans! Get out of here!!!" Musashi opened the door of the toilet again, grabbed Little Shark's arm, and threw him out.
Little Shark was thereFor a moment, it seemed to feel the fear of being dominated. It felt that if it didn't let this woman poop, she would blow up Qingliu City...
But just when Musashi was delighted, the little shark that was pulled up suddenly drew a beautiful fountain in the air, and a stream of water gave Musashi a chill.
He was peed on the face.
Little Shark: What did I say... I don't want to...
But Musashi, who was about to ascend to heaven, couldn't care so much. People can't be suffocated to death by shit. He turned back and dug it out, and the little shark was thrown out.
An arc just hit Meow Meow who was squatting in the bushes.
"Meow~~~~!!!" After being hit by the little shark, Meow Meow's butt was obviously sitting on something, and an extremely silky feeling came over his heart.
Just as Meow Meow looked back with an annoyed face to see who was the blind man who disturbed him to poop, he saw an extremely annoyed elf who was constantly releasing a devastating skill.
Because Xiaosha's phone fell into Meow Meow's shit... so they were finished...
After a while, Kojiro and Meow Meow were beaten up, and Musashi, who had just come out of the toilet with a comfortable look on his face, was also beaten up.
"What a disgusting feeling~" X3
"So nice~~"
Xiaosha said with an indignant look: "Shark~bi!"
Then Xiaosha took out his phone from Meow Meow's shit with a look of disgust.
"Da mai~" At this moment, Kabutops and Round Land Shark Xiaohong came over after hearing the noise.
So the scene of Xiaosha reaching out to play with shit was seen by the two of them...
"Shark..." Xiaosha was numb when he saw his sweetheart looking at him like a fool.
The phone slipped from his hand again and fell into Meow Meow's shit without paying attention.
Little Shark subconsciously went to pick it up...
Kabutosaurus took Little Red and left cursing... "This shark played with shit... it's amazing!"
Little Shark, with sticky hands, seemed to have lost something important and shouted behind him.
Just then...Mienshao Xiaomei appeared...