Pokemon: Radical Redux

"Hey guys, go ahead I'm going to go look at the Gym, see if I can find Surge battling someone," Ash said to try and get away.

"Sure, do you want me to reserve a room for you too?" Brock offered.

"Yeah, that would be nice if you don't mind."

"Alright, how about we meet each other at the beach" Misty cut in, I still need to make Yellow experience her first time at the beach.

Brock and Ash looked at each other then back at Misty, "" Phrasing"" they said in unison.

It took Misty a second before she also turned red and tried to defend her, and Yellow didn't understand, "Welp anyway sure I'll meet you there I have my swimsuit already, see you there, and Brock be sure to protect Yellow from Misty."

"I will, can't let Misty take Yellow's first", Brock said as Ash was walking off and Misty was trying to defend herself.

Technically Ash wasn't lying he was going in the direction of the Gym, It's just his destination was a stall of a certain familiar girl, her full name was Green Leaf, but in her disguise right now she was known as Madame Blue.

(Flashback no Jutsu)

About when they were only 6, during the weekends when everyone had free days she announced herself as Blue in her disguise from her usual outfit.

The first time it happened was with Barry, buying Pokeballs, although they were only toys. Over time other kids eventually fell to her specific Charm to scam all of them. She only ever tried with Barry from people in her class because everyone would know it was her.

Then some time later she started forcing Silver to help her. Since at the time, some other students decided to become his lackeys and serve him, they offered to do it for free but Silver would always pay them with his surprising amount of money (I wonder why), which brought more people, and Green announced them to be best buddies, mainly to use his lackeys for more profit.

Surprisingly Silver did not reject her friendship but he never admitted it. That was mainly how Silver and Ash became somewhat friends.

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(Back to present)

Blue was wearing her outfit from the Adventures manga and was currently trying to trick the kids from earlier into buying held items.

"You mean with these Items we will be like Surge?" Kid 3 said.

"Of course, you didn't see those items Surge had, I can give you items with similar effects, and if you don't believe me then look at this," Green said before pulling out the Thunder Badge and showing it.

The kids looked at the badge in admiration, "Wow you won, How Surge is super strong?" Kid 2

"It is these Items all you need to do is let your Pokemon hold them and then watch the benefits come in."

The three kids immediately bought as many as they could, "Perfect now with these items and our training we will all become invincible," Kid 1 said and all three of them yelled in the air and ran off.

Green took the money and started looking around for her next victim, before turning around and seeing a man wearing an opened Alolan shirt and swim trunks, with a straw hat covering his face, by his side, he was holding a bag and had a Nidoran♂ by his side.

She saw her chance seeing the Pokemon and released a Nidoran♀ and showed her the Purple Nidoran. The Nidoran♀ approached the Nidoran♂ and started acting like a maiden in love and snuggled up against him.

"Oh wow it looks like they are in love, It must be fate that we met each other," Green said in a very charming way, "I think we should let them be together don't you think." before letting her fingers move up on his chest.

"How…about…. we.." Green said slowly in a very alluring voice before pulling out a Pokeball quickly, "Trade Pokemon, we wouldn't want the love birds to be apart now, would we? surely you want your Pokemon to be happy."

The man was silent before reaching forward, Green thought he was going for the Pokeball, when to her surprise he grabbed her wrist and pulled her closer which surprised her, "Well if they want to be together then should we also be together, then neither of them will be apart and neither will we." This made Green blush.

"Wait what are you talking about, We don't even know each other," Green said her previous personality did a 180.

"Oh don't you remember Madam Blue or should I use your other name, we know each other very well." the man said before, moving his hand up and going towards his hat removing it and revealing…Ash.

Green.EXE crashed trying to comprehend what just happened, before blinking back to reality, "Hey Blue, or should I say Green." Ash said with a smile.

"Ash, hey do you mind letting me go," Green said.

"Aww, do I have to? I am nice and comfy right here, by the way love the new dress really encapsulates the scammer." Ash said.

"Come on just let go, Why are you dressed like that anyway," Green said.

Ash acted like it was the hardest thing he had ever done and let go, "Why? You like it."

"Come on, you always act like this, just try to be serious for a bit," Green said knowing how playful Ash acted sometimes.

"Says the one trying to seduce random travelers, and scam them out of their life savings," Ash said getting a jab back at Green.

"Oh please if all it took was a few words from a pretty girl then they didn't deserve it," Green said in a poor attempt to defend herself.

"Oh, I don't know if I didn't know you I might have fallen for you," Ash said.

"Ha I appreciate that, but don't think you'll get anything from me with some kind words," Green said.

"Yeah, yeah, still selling fake items I assume."

"What all of my items are of the highest quality that only truly strong trainers can appreciate, not that you would understand," Green said while turning around.

"Right, right, Speaking of non-capable trainers have you seen Gary around?" Ash asked.

Green turned back, "Well he is currently trying to cope that he lost to Surge again, Serve him right, he is at 3 losses to him."

"How about you then, no offence, but totally offensive that badge is fake isn't it."

"Woooww, you could at least try to have a little faith in me, I am offended, never in my 37 years- yeah it's fake, but it makes it easier to scam people, I am at my 2nd loss, though that is mainly because I have been busy…with….things….and Pokemon."

"Right right, well I just got here, By the way, guess who I found, a poor abandoned Yellow" Ash said in his playful voice again, "Oh how it pained me to see such a frail innocent creature wander the forest alone so I took her in."

"Really, I thought she would still be in Viridian, good for her. Where is she then?" Green said, "Where is your Pikachu? Did you end up releasing him?"

"She went to the Pokemon center, She was going to come here at the beach, that's why I'm dressed like this." Ash said before razing his bag and out of it came a small mouse, "Pika"

"Well, maybe I'll go and meet you there. I still want to see how Gary's cheerleaders try to cheer him up."

"Aww did my courting attempt fail, now who will I give this bouquet to," Ash said before pulling some flowers with 3 moon stones in the middle.

Green had to give a double take seeing the moon stones, "Welllll I guess it would be rude to reject such a sincere confession, so I suppose I will take it." Ash doesn't care about the moon stones he still had like 20 or so left so he let her have them.

"Fine take them after all You have already shattered my heart," Ash said in an over-dramatic tone, "I suppose I will just sulk my sorrows at the beach."

"So see you later," Ash picked himself up, went on his usual tone, and walked off to the beach.

Green sighed knowing how he was and put the Moon stone bouquet in her bag before looking for a new place to scam people.

(A few minutes later.)

Ash walked around the beach looking around unsurprisingly it was more of a Muscle gym with a workout station that multiple People were using.

Gary was over on the other side of the Beach training while his Cheerleaders were playing in the water.

He also let his Pokemon out and told Poliwhirl to get into the water and swim around, specifically to see if he would evolve, if he did then he wouldn't have to go to the deeper waters. But it was a negative, so he would have to go to the deep ocean later.

After some time he heard Brock call out to him, "Hey Ash, hope we didn't take too long," Brock was wearing a blue swimsuit, and no shirt revealing his Muscles he got from all that rock climbing.

Unlike Ash who wasn't scrawny by any means but he wasn't muscular, his abs are starting to show but he would still look skinny with a shirt on.

"Sup my dude, where are the girls?" Ash asked as he put the straw hat back on. While Pikachu got some more Ice Cream.

"They said they would meet up with us, Yellow didn't have a swimsuit and she is too small to borrow one of Misty's swimsuits," Brock said.

"Well whatever, anyway want to get into the water or you want to go work out, I'll spot you if you spot me," Ash said and pointed at the gym with a crowd gathering.

Brock looked over and saw that there was at least one girl by the equipment, and immediately dragged Ash along with him. And Machop joined them.

After some time they somehow got put in a lifting competition, because Brock wanted to impress some girls. Ash could have cheated and used Aura enhancement but he didn't. So Brock did get first place, and without Aura Ash got 4th. After which Brock went to flirt with the girls

"I hope you guys didn't get in the water without us," Misty's voice came from behind him, turning around he saw Misty in her famous blue two-piece swimsuit, and Yellow in a swimsuit that looked like you described a one-piece school swimsuit without knowing what one was.

"Nope, Brock and I were just working out, then he went off and started flirting," Ash said.

"Well come on then let's go into the water," Misty said, grabbing both Ash's and Yellow's arms and starting running into the water.

"It's so cold, haha, is Brock coming in?" Yellow said.

"Looking at how many girls are at the beach I say give him 10-15 minutes, and he'll jump in, to flirt with girls in the water."

Misty and Yellow already let their Pokemon out but most of everyone's Pokemon were chilling at the beach or went back into the ball. But Squirtle made sure to squirt water on everyone on the beach, Machop was still working out, the water Pokemon went in the water, and everyone else was chilling in the sun.

The rest of the day was fun in the sun, whether playing in the water or the sand, or watching Brock get rejected again, and again.

Eventually, the day came to an end, and they went back to the Pokemon Center to get washed up and get dinner.

At the center everyone sat down to relax about everything, "We should do something like that again," Yellow said, somehow having more energy.

"Sure, just maybe with less heartaches," Brock said as he was crying in a corner.

"Then don't act so desperate," Misty called him out.

"Anyway it was nice being able to relax, but it's back to training starting tomorrow. I already have somewhat of a strategy to win but it will take a few days." Ash said as he started feeding his Pokemon.

Yellow was helping before she noticed something, "Hey, where is Machop"

Meanwhile back at the beach

"Ma-Chop, Ma-Chop, "Machop was lifting weights and didn't even know what time it was.