Chapter 28, Morning Meeting
Morning meeting, a tradition of the Fat Keding Guild.
Every morning, all the old faces in Pang Keding's union must stand in a row respectfully to attend the morning meeting.
As for what to say and do in the meeting so early in the morning, it all depends on the arrangement of the Chief Manager, Musical Note Parrot.
Maybe in order to highlight the characteristics of the company, they might have all the elves doing aerobics or something in the morning.
All in all, the atmosphere was very serious as soon as it started:
"Ahem, it seems that everyone is here, so I declare that today's morning meeting has officially begun!"
The musical note parrot maintained the majesty of the general manager and kept pacing left and right:
"First of all, the two young apprentices in the last row please listen carefully to me. Participating in the morning meeting is a serious matter and must be taken seriously by me!"
As soon as the words fell, the elves in the front two rows turned their heads. The lobster soldier, the sunflower monster, the wind chime, etc. said that it was the first time they saw these two intern apprentices.
"Well, they have nothing to see!"
"Today's morning meeting is a bit special. The president wants to say a few words to everyone to cheer me up!"
Upon hearing that the president was about to come out to make an important speech, all the elves stood in awe.
The musical note parrot first knocked on the door of the president's room, and then politely asked him to come out, but found that the president seemed unresponsive.
"President SAMA, President SAMA?"
In fact, the door is not locked and opens with a slight push.
The musical note parrot felt a little embarrassed, so he had to quietly enter the door and stand in front of the elves while carrying Fat Keding's round body:
"President SAMA, didn't you say you were going to give a speech this morning? What is this?" (Super quiet)
President Fat Keding: zzzZZZZZ……
Oh my god, that sucks.
President Fat Keding didn’t wake up at all!
Since Fat Keding can sleep standing up, and his two big round eyes are still open during sleep, standing there is no different from normal.
"President SAMA?"
President Fat Keding continued to sleep standing up, and no one felt anything unusual.
The note parrot was extremely embarrassed at this moment, but at this juncture, the president was sleeping in, so he had to turn on the flattery mode:
"ah?"
"What are your expressions? President SAMA's speech is so wonderful, why is there no applause?"
Fat Keding is sleeping: zzZZZZ……
All the elves clapped enthusiastically, as if they were listening to President Fat Keding's wonderful speech.
"Hey, new guy, hurry up and applaud!"
Charmander wondered if he was deaf. The fat President Keding didn't say a word. He just stood at the front with his eyes open. There was no speech.
Even Pikachu tilted his head in confusion.
"Yes, that's right!" The note parrot continued to flatter:
“I have benefited a lot from President SAMA’s teachings!”
"Okay, the president's speech is over. You should go back and have a good rest~"
The musical note parrot quickly and respectfully carried his fat, round and pink body back, directing and acting the whole process, causing a silent speech to end in such a funny way.
Charmander: "Uh, Pikachu, did you hear what President Fatty said?"
"No, Charmander, it seemed like it ended without saying anything~"
After the words fell, the musical note parrot returned to its place again:
"Ahem, everyone is silent. This is the end of President SAMA's speech. Applause!"
The applause was thunderous.
The musical note parrot kept himself upright, and the last one flapped his wings seriously:
"Then finally, everyone repeats the guild's slogan after me, don't be lazy."
"Yes~" (Elves)
"One, work hard!"
"Two, never run away!!"
"Three, smile all the way!!!"
Until he heard everyone shouting slogans at the top of their lungs, a satisfied smile finally appeared on the face of the musical note parrot, which meant that today's morning meeting was over.
After the meeting, all the elves dispersed to do whatever they were supposed to do.
Only Charmander and Pikachu were still standing there with question marks on their faces. To be honest, this morning meeting was really a bit baffling. The two little ones couldn't figure out what the situation was.
"Hey, you two, come here!"
Charmander and Pikachu were stopped by the musical note parrot, and the two little ones quickly followed.
Today is the second day of the incentive plan, and the type of tasks is slightly different from yesterday.
Yesterday was the introduction notice board, but today the note parrot gave the two little ones a new task, which is also an important part of the motivational training plan.
Progress: Refresher Lesson 2
Details: Familiar with the shaft and the security system in the guild.
General Instructor: Chief Steward Note Parrot
Deputy Director: Shout Explosive Bomb, Gopher
Reward: Based on performance, you can get up to 250 guild contribution points after completing the training.
Note: You need to be a guard of Fat Keding Guild for a time and identify the footprints of the elf standing at the mouth of the shaft. You are not allowed to cheat during this period.
"Ah, being a guard?"
The musical note parrot motioned for the two little ones to go to the shaft entrance on the other side, which happened to be the place where the roaring bombs and the gophers were busy on a daily basis. It was also known as the security office of the Fat Keding Guild.
"That's it right here, Shout Bomb, Gopher, you two are responsible for supervising them today, I have other things to do."
After giving the instructions, the musical note parrot turned and left. Standing in front of the two little ones was the butcher with a loud voice roaring explosive bombs and the petite gopher.
Howling Bomb + Gopher:
"This is the security office of Fat Keding Guild, are you ready to receive training?"
Wait a minute, what exactly is the Security Office?
Charmander and Pikachu remembered one thing at the same time. When they entered the Chubby Guild's bunker, they had stood on a shaft and underwent the so-called footprint inspection.
The daily task of the Fat Keding Guild Security Office is to examine elf footprints.
Every elf who comes to visit the guild must leave footprints. The process is very detailed. It is first judged by the gopher and then identified, and then the explosive bomb is played through a loudspeaker with a loud voice.
The little fire dragon couldn't help but glanced at the edge of the shaft, and a magical scene happened.
This shaft is connected to the wellhead on the ground. There is a grid-like rattan at the wellhead specially for collecting footprints. If you look up from the bottom, you can clearly see the little feet of the visitor.
The Pang Ke Ding Guild Security Office is responsible for identifying these footprints, and whenever suspicious footprints are found, the entire guild will alert the police.
Shout Explosive Bomb: "Don't you understand yet? I and Gopher will demonstrate it to you first, and I'll switch to you later!"
Charmander and Pikachu were studying hard on the sidelines.
Within a minute, the elf's footprints suddenly appeared at the top of the shaft. The footprints were in a cute half-point shape, very similar to raccoon animals.
Roar Bomb got straight to the point: "A Pokemon stepped on it. Whose footprints are there? Whose footprints are they?"
The gopher is identifying: "Confirmed, it's the footprints of a buck-toothed raccoon!"
"It's Bucktooth. This is the Fat Keding Guild Security Office. You can go in!"
The whole process of identifying the footprints took no more than 20 seconds, and the two little ones were instantly impressed by their tacit understanding.
I heard that some people like President Fat Keding. He is so funny that he covers his mouth and laughs. Also, the classic step of identifying footprints has begun~