LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 36
Chapter 36: Are You Hungry? Eat Dirt!
Chapter 36 Are you hungry? Eat dirt!
Because the linked video website allows the posting of barrage, when seeing this, a group of people who eat melons have already burst out laughing.
【Yaoyao Little Ghost】: “You two are really talented, you two are so **** talented.”
[Who told me Lamb he Q]: “No way. I can’t be hungry for a meal? Can people really starve themselves out?”
In the video, the female voice sounded again: “Really just fainted from hunger? I heard that you are in the ICU.”
“Yes! Because the roommate who brought us here told the doctor that we fainted while sneaking into the game, and there may be neurological damage. The hospital is cautious.” Feng Liangcheng touched his nose embarrassedly.
“I woke up halfway through the CT scan.” Jun Zihao touched the back of his head.
“Then me.”
The female voice continued to ask: “What’s wrong with those two physical examinations?”
“It’s no big deal, just because the blood sugar is low and I’m hungry.” The two idiots raised the glucose drip on their arms.
The camera showed the medical records of the two people at the bedside, and a bunch of professional terms jumped into the camera, and those who knew it would understand at a glance.
The barrage on the video is already dense, and a group of people posted barrages like [laughing and peeing].
The female voice seemed to be wondering: “You two, don’t you feel hungry?”
“Actually, we felt a little hungry in the game. But the food in the game brought us a feeling of fullness.” Feng Liangcheng explained.
“Yes, the crocodile meat we eat in the game tastes almost the same as in reality. We also ate rock-back animal meat like meat dregs. After drinking some grass juice, we really won’t be hungry.” Jun Zihao interface.
“Yes! No matter how hungry you are, you can still eat dirt. We are crayfish people, so it’s okay to eat some dirt to pamper your stomach.”
Visited here, and the style of painting has become more and more crooked.
Whether it is Weibo comments or barrage, they are all fried.
【Shenlong 9527】: “Although I also have liver games, but you can starve yourself alive in a big city surrounded by more than 100 takeaways, you guys are awesome.”
【Magic Mokong】: “I’d rather eat dirt in the game and starve in reality. “Are You Hungry” will definitely force you to go bankrupt.”
The interview continues—
“May I ask when the two of you don’t eat or drink in reality…”
The two guys blushed: “From the opening of the game on the 11th until I fainted from hunger yesterday, it’s probably a day and a night.”
At this time, the barrage went crazy: “Come here, prepare some drips for the son.”, “There should be a feeding maid.”
The female voice continued to ask: “There should be a reminder of the real time and a security alarm in the game, right?”
After that, I switched to a screenshot.
Feng Liangcheng Chao was embarrassed: “Hey! I know it’s my fault. We all saw it, but we didn’t feel thirsty or hungry, so we ignored it. If it caused trouble to your company this time, we are here to apologize to your company.”
Jun Zihao also bowed his head to admit his mistake: “It’s us who killed us, no one can blame others.”
Countless words ‘2333’ or ‘grass’ appeared on the barrage. An audience member named [Zhao Xiao] typed: “No wonder you two **** are leveling up so fast! If you play a game without even dying, you are losing!”
The female voice finally asked: “In the end, what do you think the game needs to improve? Or is there anything you want to say to the audience?”
Jun Zihao: “There is a hunger level setting in the game, can you come up with a real hunger level?”
The female voice couldn’t help but snickered. It was quite nice, and the audience’s hearts melted: “I will report it to the technical department. What about you?”
“The Land Forsaken by Gods is super fun. With this game, why not go to a KTV nightclub. Wait for me to eat, drink and sleep. I’ll keep going!” Feng Liangcheng was desperate, and he waved his fists and shouted loudly: ” Ollie! It’s done!”
The interview is over here. At the end, there is a line of words on the screen with a white background: [Online games are not electronic heroin, please be entertained in moderation! 】
related news one after another.
After about 20 minutes, the interview team from Gwangju TV and other online media also arrived.
Everyone finally saw the owner of that nice female voice on TV and on the website. She is a beautiful woman.
Sun Shangying, who was used to seeing big scenes since childhood, was in high spirits and talked about this matter in a neither humble nor arrogant tone. As a result, because of her super high appearance, [(Land Abandoned by God) company secret is actually a female star? ] This topic rushed to the seventh place in the hot search list.
IFC headquarters, watching the TV screen, Shi Jun couldn’t help feeling: “No wonder you have to keep her. Did you see her potential early in the morning?”
“Is that so?”
“Okay, tell me the truth, how can you be calm to Sun Xiaoniu? This is very important, it is related to whether I dare to be your brother.” Shi Jun pushed his glasses up, serious.
Wang Hao almost cried with anger: God he’s meow, is your next sentence “I think you are a brother, you actually want to **** me”?
Wang Hao said angrily, “It’s very simple, self-hypnosis!”
“How to say?”
Wang Hao shook his head:
“With such a beautiful ass, I don’t believe you don’t pull up.”
“With such delicate fingers, I don’t believe you haven’t picked your nostrils.”
“With such white teeth, I don’t believe you haven’t picked vegetable dregs.”
Shi Jun’s whole person is bad: “Damn it! You can imagine this? Are you poisonous?”
“You are poisonous, and you actually doubt your brother’s orientation!? Did you forget that we went to peek at the bath?” Wang Hao looked at Shi Jun with contempt: “If one day I see you eating rice I choked while cooking, I will definitely call a hearse for you as soon as possible, and I will always be ready to see you off.”
“Fuck, what the **** is rice bowl? Fried tomatoes with tomatoes?”
“Well, your brain is fine, I’m very pleased.”
These two hairpins are making trouble.
They don’t know how much social impact this matter has fermented.
Major media and networks have discussed this false alarm. From the impact of virtual reality on social progress, to discussions such as ‘whether it is possible to distinguish between virtual and real’.
Even the prime-time programs of major TV stations were temporarily changed that night, and a bunch of hosts and brick home called the beast came out to discuss whether it was possible to brainwash people through the Internet or something.
On the other hand, popularity is a huge advertising effect.
“Land Forsaken by Gods”, the popular ‘game’, has received a very exaggerated promotion without investing a penny in advertising costs.
At the same time, Sun Shangying’s heroic appearance began to spread widely.
alerted her family, in a shaded villa on Dasha Island by the Zhujiang River.
“Oh? The third sister is now in the position?” A man handsome enough to be an idol trainee took a sip of black tea gracefully.
“It should be.” The woman in Chinese clothes sitting opposite, looked at the ‘Xiaoqiang Studio CEO Secretary’ next to Sun Shangying and noted in a trance.
“It’s amazing, the third sister, who doesn’t agree with anyone and thinks men are scumbags, will actually be that Wang Hao’s secretary. Does she know?”
“I’m not sure yet. However, maybe this is ape dung!” The woman laughed wickedly.
(end of this chapter)