Pirates: People are in the North Sea, so long as Lu Fei becomes king

Edward Newgate was moved by the laughter of the crowd, and he wanted to laugh unconsciously, but the bursts of pain from his waist made Edward Newgate's face show a hint of pain.

The greatest pain for a man is the word kidney deficiency.

Now Edward Newgate faced that pain.

He glanced helplessly at the crowd, suppressed his smile forcibly, and said:

"Oh, I can't help it. There is Lingling as a beloved wife, even medlar is difficult to cure."

Zefa applauded directly on the spot and said loudly: "Rhyme!"

The crowd laughed and applauded Edward Newgate's casual sarcasm.

Just imagine, among so many women in the world, who can make Edward Newgate feel kidney deficiency like Charlotte Lingling?

I'm afraid I can't find the second one.

Edward Newgate clutched his waist, a look of sadness appeared on his face.

"Really, sometimes, I'm so happy to see you bastards. Like today, I was almost pulled over to make a baby. Fortunately, Polusalino came, otherwise my waist It's useless."

"This kind of excited feeling existed until I saw you, because you are my best brothers, and you saved me in dire straits."

"However, you guys are laughing at me so loudly now, I really feel bad, okay...ah... hiss... oh... oh... oh my waist... hiss~~~ha~"

As he spoke, Edward Newgate clutched his waist tightly, as if his waist had been abolished.

Merdis and the others laughed in embarrassment, Shi Ke quickly took out a phone bug and dialed the number.

After waiting for the connection on the other side, Shi Ji immediately said:

"Is it Trafalgar d. Valtie Luo? Now you come to the main hall right away. You must hurry. Remember, you must hurry. If you don't come, something will happen."

The person on the opposite side didn't even have time to answer, so he ran with the phone bug.The other party didn't speak until the sound of footsteps sounded.

"I'm coming, I'm coming, Your Majesty the Shadow King, I'm coming soon."

Soon, a young man wearing a felt hat rushed in, sweating profusely, with a demon knife pinned to his waist.

It was Luo, the court physician of Merdis.

He hurriedly came to the steps and stood still, saying:

"Respected His Majesty the Great Emperor, Respected His Majesty the Shadow Emperor, Respected Eight Kings, here I come..."

Shi Ke, the second emperor of the Pirate Empire, who was named the Shadow King, pointed to Edward Newgate and said:

"His kidney is a little weak, and he has done too much of that kind of thing recently. Can you see if there is any way to help him heal?"

Luo was silent for a while, and silently glanced at Edward Newgate, who was lying on the chair, and his body was still slipping under the table, and he could tell at a glance that it was caused by kidney deficiency.

This is no longer just a kidney deficiency, it is an injury caused by wine and sex, and the kidney is especially weak.

Faced with this situation, Luo didn't dare to make up for it directly, so he could only frantically grab the felt hat on his head and said:

"When I go back, I will prescribe a medicine for His Royal Highness Hai Wang, and His Highness Hai Wang will eat it directly with the rice at noon?"

Qingjiao was at a loss. He had lived for decades, but he had never heard of such a thing as taking rice and medicine together.

However, after all, Luo is the court physician of Merdis and Shiji, and he has the fruit of the operation, so there must be no mistakes.

Not only the green pepper, but even Zefa and Garp couldn't understand it, and Diumi felt that it was a bit ridiculous.

Merdis pondered for a moment, finally spoke, and asked:

"Is the medicine you're talking about wolfberry, tiger penis, leek, abalone, donkey meat, and oyster?"

After Merdis finished speaking, everyone's eyes shifted from Merdis to Luo.

There was a thin layer of cold sweat on Luo's forehead, and it seemed that Merdis had hit the mark.

However, Merdis is not talking about medicine, but the simplest food... No, no.

This is not just a simple food, this is obviously a food for strengthening yang, okay?

It turned out that Luo didn't want to say it in front of everyone because he wanted to save some face for Edward Newgate.

Newgate also understood, and immediately felt that this kid Luo is not bad, and he can continue to deal with him.

"Okay, okay, okay, we already know, when cooking in the kitchen at noon, you remember to tell them that there are a total of ten people eating here, those things should be served, don't worry about it. "

Shi Ji quickly jumped out to smooth things over, for fear that this boy Luo would embarrass himself to death.

Luo bowed deeply, said "I'm back", and then left cautiously.

Merdis stuck his chin and said with a smile:

"My imperial doctor is quite good, and I know how to save Newgate some face. If it were Shi Ke, I would definitely speak out about Newgate's kidney deficiency today."

Edward Newgate hissed for a while, clutching his waist, and really didn't want to say anything in rebuttal.

After all, I am so ashamed today, and I can't even refute it.

It can only be that the family has Lingling as a beloved wife, even a tiger penis is difficult to heal.

Speaking of which, I don't know if there is such a top-notch thing as a tiger penis in the kitchen of the palace.

If there is, Edward Newgate must drink a pot full of tiger penis soup today, and then eat a hundred big abalones, fifty oysters, and fifty handfuls of goji berries, so as to make up for himself kidney.

Merdis shook his head lifelessly, and had already caught Edward Newgate's gaze.

Poor, poor, my good brother,, so pitiful.

It's so pitiful that he turned into a man with kidney deficiency because of marrying Charlotte Lingling.

After adjusting his emotions, Merdis looked at the good brothers again, and said in a low voice:

"Okay, speaking of it, the reason I called you over is to discuss important matters, but in fact, I'm calling you over to get together and have a good time."

"After all, after returning home, you can only enjoy the care of your own children and grandchildren. You are all people who don't love your family very much. I know it in my heart. I call you here just for fun, and everyone has fun."

"Just tell me what you want to eat. I specially transferred a few pastry chefs from Wusang Mandi, and let them make any desserts you want to eat. Moreover, Lingling and several children are also here, so they understand everything."

"Then there is the most important thing at present, about your descendants... For example, my two good brothers, Polusalino and Sakaski."

Merdis suddenly changed the subject and talked about Polusalino and Sakaski.

The two of them looked at each other, feeling a little dumb. We just sat here for a while, so why did the conversation come to us.

It's also about things like getting married and having kids.