LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 1761
Chapter 1761: The bent Osmanthus in the Moon Palace (14)
Translator: 549690339
Even before seeing Chang ‘e’s face, just hearing her laughter was enough to make Zhang Zian’s hair stand on end, and he felt as if a steel brush had brushed past his back.
What he was more worried about was that this Chang ‘e seemed to like eating rabbit meat very much. The Guanghan Palace was surrounded by the bones of rabbits, but he didn’t know if she had eaten the real Jade Rabbit.
Probably not yet, or else this challenge would have ended in failure.
Even so, the situation wasn’t optimistic, because he didn’t know what a real Jade Rabbit looked like or what the difference was between it and an ordinary Jade Rabbit.
“Meow my a * s! Old witch! If you have the ability, come down and fight with us. What kind of ability is hiding upstairs and talking nonsense?” Vladimir yelled upstairs. Its purpose was to anger her and make her leave the vast cold Palace. This was better than going into The Tiger’s Den.
“Keke! What the hell are you? Daring to talk back to this Palace Master, are you tired of living? There are so many guests today, I want to have a full meal. I’ll use cat heart, monkey brain, rabbit head, dog leg, and human liver to stew a big pot of soup. I’ll add more cooking wine and moon Osmanthus to remove the fishy smell. It’ll definitely restore my vitality! Keke!”
Chang ‘e was still only able to hear his voice but not see him, and she remained on the second floor chatting with them.
Richard, who was hiding in the hood behind Zhang Zian’s back, was relieved that Chang ‘e didn’t mention him, but then she added,””I’ll grill some chicken wings too. ”
“Gah? I’m a Jiao, not a chicken! You dare to eat me? I’m an endangered animal in the world. Stupid woman, do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison?” Richard stuck his head out and shouted indignantly.
“Yo, this flexible tongue should be good for making sashimi.” Chang ‘e said.
“Gah? You stupid woman, not only are you stupid, but you’re also ugly. You must be so ugly that you can’t see anyone, that’s why you’re hiding and don’t dare to come out, right?” Richard could tell that Chang ‘e would not leave the Guanghan Palace, and he was immediately emboldened.
His words struck Chang ‘e’s sore spot. No matter what, she used to be a woman, and she must have been a woman who loved beauty. It was normal for her to steal the elixir and escape to the moon Palace because she didn’t want to grow old. However, in this script that had been modified by the in-game demon, the elixir she stole was the elixir of immortality that was only for pet sprites. Although she had obtained immortality as she wished, the beautiful woman had turned into a cat-faced old lady.
When Zhang Zian heard the story of Chang ‘e flying to the moon for the first time when he was a child, he felt a little indignant for the great Qian dynasty. Why was Chang’ e not punished for using the stolen celestial medicine to become a fairy? The so-called punishment, was it to be trapped in the Moon Palace forever? What kind of punishment was this? Da Yi was dead, but she was still alive and well.
As a child, he didn’t understand that eternal loneliness was a form of punishment. However, Chang ‘e wasn’t lonely. At least she had Wu Gang.
This adulterous couple must have been doing what everyone loved to do every day in the Guanghan Palace. They must have been cuckolded by Da Yi one after another … Zhang Zian felt sorry for Da Yi for a second.
And he quite admired Wu Gang. In the face of a cat-faced old lady, he could actually … Harden?
“You cheap bird! Shut your mouth for this Palace Master!” Chang ‘e flew into a rage out of humiliation.”I’m so beautiful that I’m shaming the moon and flowers. How can I allow a lowly bird like you to slander me as you please?”
“Kaka! “Ah!” Fairy Chang ‘e, your husband is here! Hurry up and come down to welcome us!” Richard purposely screamed.
Knowing that it was talking nonsense, Zhang Zian couldn’t help but look around, wondering if big gun would really come. That would be lively.
Even after thousands of years had passed, Chang ‘e still felt guilty. After all, she had stolen her husband’s celestial medicine and cheated on him. If her husband found her here, he would definitely skin her alive.
“You … You’re talking nonsense! Da Qian was already dead, he couldn’t have come here! It’s impossible!” She said in a trembling voice.
Richard patted the back of Zhang Zian’s head with his wings.”Bajie, what are you waiting for? Why don’t you hurry up and carry your wife? Don’t you always want a wife?”
Zhang Zian thought,’…You’re the F * cking Bajie! I’d rather become a monk than be interested in this ugly woman. After all, this is a world that values looks. ”
“Kaka! You’re so picky with your conditions, no wonder you’re destined to be alone!” Richard raised his head and said,”fairy Chang ‘e, don’t worry. There was an epidemic in the lower realm this year, and many pigs died. Marshal Tianpeng is busy with breeding in his harem. When he’s done, I’ll make him come to the moon Palace to accompany you!”
Chang ‘e almost exploded with rage at the sight of the man and bird singing the same tune.
“You bastards! This Palace Master will kill you all! I’m going to skin you, pull out your tendons, break your bones, suck your marrow, and then grind your bones to dust!” She shouted with all her might.
Despite her shouting, she refused to come out of Guanghan Palace.
If he couldn’t get her to come out, there was no point in arguing with her. After all, old time tea and the others were still fighting with Wu Gang in the forest. He had to hurry.
Chang ‘e would rather be humiliated than leave the vast cold Palace. She was probably waiting for Wu Gang to finish dealing with the matter in the forest and then come back to deal with Zhang Zian and the others.
From time to time, roars could be heard from the forest. The sound of the fallen trees and the monkeys ‘cries could be heard. Even though Wu Gang was injured, he was still full of energy.
Time was on the enemy’s side.
His verbal attack had also been effective, and at least it had strengthened the momentum of his side. If he continued to listen to Chang ‘e’s strange and sinister laughter, he would more or less cower before the battle, and it wouldn’t matter if they had a falling out with each other like shrews.
In fact, it would be best for Richard to fly directly to the second floor to check the situation, but the B * stard bird’s combat power was zero, and it might not be able to fly back alive if it flew up. Besides, it knew that very well and would not dare to go.
He and the Elfins had already circled the Moon Palace and confirmed that there was only one entrance on the ground. Without further ado, he gestured to the Elfins to stay alert and then stepped onto the arch bridge.
The man-made ditch under the arch bridge was filled with moss and still water. It was dark green, and there were also bones of various animals floating in it.
Lonesome and lonely forever was also a kind of torture. If a person was locked in prison for thousands of years without a computer or internet, the person would either commit suicide or go crazy in the end.
Obviously, Chang ‘e belonged to the latter.
Other than the stupid Wu Gang, she had no one to relieve her boredom with. She had no social interaction and no entertainment. If it were anyone else in this environment, they would probably go crazy too.
Fortunately, she was just a character set in the game, otherwise Zhang Zian would have some sympathy for her.
They crossed the arch bridge safely and came to the main gate of Guanghan Palace. They pushed it hard.
Creak! Creak! Creak!
The palace gate opened inward with a series of long groans that made one’s teeth ache.
It was so cold!
Waves of biting cold air gushed out of the dark Palace.
Was there a cold storage warehouse inside?