Chapter 80
However, before it could fire, Drax swooped down and grabbed it, tearing it in half.
"you,"
Drax looked at Quill who was climbing on top, "The man who slept with the Askavarian,"
Quill rolled his eyes and continued climbing, "It was just once..."
I thought you were going to use a sword
Drax, why aren't you wearing our space uniform?
I thought you were going to use a sword
Guardians of the Galaxy 2Ithoughtyourthingwasasword.
We were hired to stop an interdimensional monster from draining this energy cell.
GuardiansofttheGalaxyVo1.2(2017)
we‘vebeenhiredtostopaninter-
Missouri Globe 1980
dimensionalbeast...
Come slow with me
Do you think I can do it with a sword?
Comeon!-Slowdown.
fromfeedingonthosebatteries,andI’mgon
What are you talking about Sayuri, hurry up
nastopitwithasword?
Whatdoyousay,myRiverLily?Comeon!
Isn’t it usually the case that you use the sword and I use the gun?
-Where are you taking me? - Come on, come on
1Whereareyoutakingme-
It’s just, swordswereyourthingandgunswe
Comeon, comeon, comeon.
remine
Looks like we're all going to use guns today
One look - oh so beautiful
butIguesswe‘rebothdoinggunsnow.Ijustd
-Look.Look.-Oh, it’s beautiful!
idn’t know that.
I thought it couldn't adapt to this land
Drax, why aren't you wearing our space uniform?
Iwasafraidit wouldn't take to this soil.
Drax, whyaren’tyouwearingoneofRocket’s
I didn't expect to grow up so fast
aero-rigs?
Butitrootedquickly.
- It hurts - It hurts
Soon it will be everywhere
-Ithurts.-Hurts?
Andsoonit’1lbeeverywhere.
My ** is a little sensitive
throughout the universe
I have sensitivenipples.
Allacrosstheuniverse.
Hahaha my a** hurts, it makes me laugh to death
I can not understand what you say
Hahaha!Mynippleshurt!0hgoodnessme!
we1lIdon’tknowwhatyou’retalkingabout.
What is he doing there?
..
WhatabouthimWhat’shedoing
But the way you talk is so cute
butIlikethewayyousayit.
I'm fixing up our speakers so I can listen to music while working.
My heart belongs to you
But the way you talk is so cute
wnataboutn1mWnatsneao1ng
butIlikethewayyousayit.
I'm fixing up our speakers so I can listen to music while working.
My heart belongs to you
Work
Myheartisyours...
I'mfinishingthissowecanlistentotunesw
Meredith Quill
hilewework.
Meredith Quill.
- It's Quill's fault for doing this now.
I can't believe I fell in love with an alien
-Howisthatapriority-BlameQuil1.
Ican’tbelieveIfellinlovewithaspaceman
He is the only one who likes listening to music so much
He’s the one who loves music somuch.
34 years later
Otherwise, I agree that Drax really doesn't need to do it now.
34YEARSLATER
This one
king
No, actually agree with Drax on this. That’
THESOVEREIGNPLANET
shardlyimportantrightnow.
It's show time, comrades
Oh well listen to you Quill
Showtime, a-holes!
Oh,0kay.Sure,Quil1.
it will appear at any time
I'm serious this time I stand with Drax
It’sgonnabehereanyminute.
No, seriously, aside with Drax.
This is its burial place
I know I know you are very serious
Whichwillbeitsloss.
No, I understand that. You'rebeingveryser
No, no, Drax, wait.
iousrightnow.
No, no, Drax! Waitminute!
I gotta see you blink
What the hell is he doing?
Icanclearlyseeyouwinking.
Whatishedoing?
Oops, I'm using my left eye
He said the skin was too thick to penetrate from the outside so he
Dammit.I’musingmylefteye?
Hesaidtheskinistoothicktobepiercedfro
I am Groot
mtheoutside, sohe...
IamGroot!
- Crazy - I was about to stop him
They're not even looking at you
-Thatdoesn’tmakeanysense!-
Theywerenotlookingatyoufunny.
Itriedtellinghimthat!
The situation is not good
Its skin is equally thick both inside and outside
That’sintense.
Skin‘sthesamelevelofthicknessfromthei
Guardians of the Galaxy 2
nsideasfromtheoutside!
GUARDIANSOFTHEGALAXYVOL.2
I know
Chris Pratt
Irealizethat.
Zoe Saldana
There is a wound on its throat
Dave Bautista
Thereisacutonitsneck.
Vin Diesel Groot baby
Rocket makes it look up
Bradley Cooper Rocket Raccoon
Rocket, getittolookup.
Michael Rooker
Hi sea monkey I'm here
Karen Gillan
Hey, giant seamonkey! I'm here!
Groot
Look at Quill
Groot!
Watchit, Quill!
Pom Klementiev
Yeah I'm alone
Elizabeth Debicki
Yes!Ihavesinglehandedly
Chris Sullivan
Destroy this monster
Groot, stay away and you'll get hurt.
vanquished the beast!
Groot, getout of the way! You’re going to get
What are you doing?
wholesale.
What?
Hi
-What's the name of this thing? -Anuelas Battery
Hi.
1Whataretheycalledagain-
Sean Gunn
Anulaxbatteries.
Tommy Flanagan
Stupid battery
Stallone
Harbularybatteries.
Kurt Russell
This is completely different from what I just said.
If you don't spit it out, spit it out quickly.
That’snothinglikewhatIjustsaid.
No, no! Spititout, spititout, c'mon.
These things are worth a lot of money
disgusting
Butthey'reworththousandsofunitsapiece
Disgusting!
,whichis...
This monster's skin is so thick that it can't be penetrated by the outside.
That's why Monarch hired us to protect them
Thebeast‘shideistoothicktobepiercedfr
whytheSovereignhiredustoprotectthem.
omtheoutside.
Watch your words. They are not easy to deal with.
I'm going to cut it open from the inside
Carefulwhatyousayaroundthesefolks,the
Imustcutthroughitfromtheinside.
y’reeasilyoffended.
Sentenced to death at every turn
I know she is your sister
The cost of transgression is death.
Iunderstandsheisyoursister.
Thank you for taking the risk
She is just a bounty that I am going to collect on the planet Zandar.
WethankyouGuardiansforputtingyourlive
Just
sontheline.
She‘sworthnomoretomethanthebountyduef
We can't let our people take risks
orheronXandar.
WecouldnotriskthelivesofourownSoverei
She was trying to steal a battery when our soldiers arrested her
gncitizens.
Oursoldiersapprehendedherattemptingto
Every citizen is carefully designed
stealthebatteries.
Everycitizenisbornexactlyasdesignedby
At your disposal
thecommunity.
Dowithherasyouplease.
No flaw either physically or mentally
Thank you, Bishop Ayesha
Impeccable, both physically and mentally.
Wethankyou, HighPriestessAyesha.
We control the genes of future generations
Where are you from Mr. Quayle?
WecontroltheDNAofourprogeny
What is your heritage, Mr.Qui11?
Cultivating them in the life capsule
-My mother is from Earth. -What about your father?
germinatingtheminbirthingpods.
-MymotherwasfromEarth.-Andyourfather?
I still prefer to use traditional methods to create humans
Since I'm not from Missouri, that's all I know.
IguessIprefertomakepeopletheoldfashio
Heain‘tfromMissouri.That‘salllknow.
nedway.
It's on you
Maybe you can give me a history lesson someday
Iseeitwithinyou.
wel1.Perhapssomedayyoucouldgivemeahis
I saw the unorthodox bloodline
torylesson...
Anunorthodoxgenealogy.
In the most traditional and ancient way of our ancestors
A rather reckless decision
inthearchaicwaysofourancestors.
Ahybridthatseemsparticularly...
purely academic discussion
hybrid child born
Foracademic purposes.
reckless
I'm honored to say from an academic perspective
People say that the people on your planet are all arrogant bastards.
Iwouldbehonored.Yes.Inthenameofresear
egg
ch...
Youknow, theytoldmeyoupeoplewereconcei
this might
teddouchebags.
Ithinkthatcouldbe...
But this must be a lie, right?
Quite uh unacceptable
Butthatisn'ttrueatall..
prettyuh, repulsive.I‘m...
Oh no, I blinked the wrong eye again, right?
- I'm not that easy of a man - Sorry
Ah,shit.I'musingmywrongeyeagain,aren'
-I'mnotintothatkindofcasual...-
tI?
Please ...
Sorry, I originally planned to blink behind your back.
Your country also promised some remuneration
I'm sorry, thatwas...thatwasmeanttobebe
Yourpeoplepromisedsomethinginexchange
hindyourback.
forourservices.
You're lucky they didn't kill you
We will leave immediately after cashing in
Countyourselfblessedtheydidn’tkillyou
Bringitandweshallgladlybeonourway.
Family reunion like
Are you saying they want to buy some batteries?
Familyreunion.Yay!
You'retellingme.Youwanttobuysomebatte
Why are you everywhere?
ries?
Damnshadow.
Okay, let's go to Zandar to collect the bonus.
There are two kinds of people in this universe
Al1right, let’s get baldly to Xandarandcol
There are two types of beings in the universe
lectthatbounty.
LakeShoreDrive(byAiottaHaynesJeremiah
Dancing and non-dancing
Thosewhodanceandthosewhodonot.
There'saroadI'dliketotellyouabout,livThe first time I met my love was in a pre-war mobilizationesinmyhometown
Association
LakeShoreDrivetheroadiscalledandit’llIfirstmetmybelovedatawarrally.takeyouupordown
- Oh my god - everyone in the village is dancing.
Fromratsonuptorichesfifteenminutesyou
-Ohgod.-
canfly
Everyoneinthevillageflailedaboutdanci
Prettybluelightsalongtheway,helpyouri
ng.
ghtonby
Except for one woman, my Ovette
Andthebluelightsshiningwithaheavenlyg
Exceptonewoman.MyOvette.
race, helpyourightonby
I fell in love with her at first sight
Andthereain'tnoroadjustlikeit
Iknewimmediatelyshewastheoneforme.
AnywhereIfound
Even if the most beautiful melody in the world is playing
RunningsouthonLakeShoreDriveheadingin
Themostmelodicsongintheworldcouldbepl
totown
aying..
Justslippin’onbyonLSD, Fridaynighttrou
She was unmoved
blebound
She wouldn'teventapherfoot.
About my dad
Not even moving your toes
oldstaffofmyfather
Wouldn’t move amuscle.
Who does she think she is?
looks like dead
Whodoesshethinksheis?
Onemightassumeshewasdead.
I know you have feelings about this
Sounds great
Iknowyou’resensitiveaboutthat.
Thatdoessoundprettyhot.
It’s not that I have a problem with it, I just don’t know who he is.
It made me horny at the time
I’mnotsensitiveaboutit.Ijustdon’tknow
It wouldmakemynether-regionsengorged.
whoheis.
ok i understand
Sorry if it just seemed like I was flirting with the high priest.
OkayIgetit, yes.
words
I love dancing but Gamora doesn't like it
SorryifitseemedlikeIwasflirtingwithth
I'madancer, Gamoraisnot.
eHighPriestess.
You just need to find someone who is like you
-I didn't mean that. -I don't care if you have it.
Youjustneedtofindawomanwhoispathetic,
-Iwasn‘t.-Idon‘tcareifyouwere.
Just a hopeless woman
I think you care a lot
likeyou.
WellIfeellikeyoudocare.
I'm hungry. Give me some of that yarrow root.
That's why I have to apologize. I'm so sorry.
I'mhungry.HandmesomeofthatYaroroot.
That‘swhyT‘mapologizing.So, sorry.
No, it’s not cooked yet.
Gamora isn't right for you Quill
noitsnotripeyet
Gamoraisnottheoneforyou, Quill.
- And I hate you - You hate me
-AndIhateyou.-Youhateme?
Oh, Ididn’trealizeyourmotivationwasalt
You stole the gems and left me there.
Ruism.
Youleftmetherewhileyoustolethatstonef
It's really unfortunate that the people from King Planet misunderstood your intentions.
oryourself.
Sounds good
But you did well and became a heroine
It’sreallyashametheSovereignhavemista
Andy there you stand, ahero.
kenyourintentions...
I will take off this cuff and kill you
-Now he actually wants to come and kill us -that's right
IwillbefreeoftheseshacklessoonandIwil
-andaretryingtokillus.-Exactly!
lkillyou.
-I'm sarcastic.-No.
-I swear-no way
Iwasbeingsarcastic!!No!
-Iswear.-No.
Then your tone should be more like
You will spend the rest of your life in Zandar's prison.
You‘resupposedtousethesarcastictone!
Over
-I look stupid now-
You’reregonnaliveouttheresestofyourdaysin
Can you guys argue again later?
aprisononXandar,
-NowTlookfoolish!-
Miserably looking forward to breaking free from the shackles
Canweputthebickeringonhold...
wishingyoucould.
At least until we finish this space war
It's strange that a King's fleet is chasing us.
‘tilafterwe‘vesurvivedthismassivespac
Thisisweird.We’vegotaSovereignfleetap
ebattle1?
Proaching from there.
- Here comes another bunch. - That's great.
- why - maybe because rocket stole their batteries
-Moreincoming!-Good!
1Whywouldtheydothat-
I'm trying to kill someone
PerhapsbecauseRocketstolesomeoftheirb
I want to kill some guys!
atteries.
You can't kill anyone
Brother
You’re not killing anyone.
Dude!
These are remote control spaceships
Well he didn't steal those things.
Allthoseshipsareremotelypiloted.
Right.Hedidn'tstealsomeofthose.
hateful
I don't know why they are chasing us. It's weird.
Dammit!