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Chapter 80



However, before it could fire, Drax swooped down and grabbed it, tearing it in half.

"you,"

Drax looked at Quill who was climbing on top, "The man who slept with the Askavarian,"

Quill rolled his eyes and continued climbing, "It was just once..."

I thought you were going to use a sword

Drax, why aren't you wearing our space uniform?

I thought you were going to use a sword

Guardians of the Galaxy 2Ithoughtyourthingwasasword.

We were hired to stop an interdimensional monster from draining this energy cell.

GuardiansofttheGalaxyVo1.2(2017)

we‘vebeenhiredtostopaninter-

Missouri Globe 1980

dimensionalbeast...

Come slow with me

Do you think I can do it with a sword?

Comeon!-Slowdown.

fromfeedingonthosebatteries,andI’mgon

What are you talking about Sayuri, hurry up

nastopitwithasword?

Whatdoyousay,myRiverLily?Comeon!

Isn’t it usually the case that you use the sword and I use the gun?

-Where are you taking me? - Come on, come on

1Whereareyoutakingme-

It’s just, swordswereyourthingandgunswe

Comeon, comeon, comeon.

remine

Looks like we're all going to use guns today

One look - oh so beautiful

butIguesswe‘rebothdoinggunsnow.Ijustd

-Look.Look.-Oh, it’s beautiful!

idn’t know that.

I thought it couldn't adapt to this land

Drax, why aren't you wearing our space uniform?

Iwasafraidit wouldn't take to this soil.

Drax, whyaren’tyouwearingoneofRocket’s

I didn't expect to grow up so fast

aero-rigs?

Butitrootedquickly.

- It hurts - It hurts

Soon it will be everywhere

-Ithurts.-Hurts?

Andsoonit’1lbeeverywhere.

My ** is a little sensitive

throughout the universe

I have sensitivenipples.

Allacrosstheuniverse.

Hahaha my a** hurts, it makes me laugh to death

I can not understand what you say

Hahaha!Mynippleshurt!0hgoodnessme!

we1lIdon’tknowwhatyou’retalkingabout.

What is he doing there?

..

WhatabouthimWhat’shedoing

But the way you talk is so cute

butIlikethewayyousayit.

I'm fixing up our speakers so I can listen to music while working.

My heart belongs to you

But the way you talk is so cute

wnataboutn1mWnatsneao1ng

butIlikethewayyousayit.

I'm fixing up our speakers so I can listen to music while working.

My heart belongs to you

Work

Myheartisyours...

I'mfinishingthissowecanlistentotunesw

Meredith Quill

hilewework.

Meredith Quill.

- It's Quill's fault for doing this now.

I can't believe I fell in love with an alien

-Howisthatapriority-BlameQuil1.

Ican’tbelieveIfellinlovewithaspaceman

He is the only one who likes listening to music so much

He’s the one who loves music somuch.

34 years later

Otherwise, I agree that Drax really doesn't need to do it now.

34YEARSLATER

This one

king

No, actually agree with Drax on this. That’

THESOVEREIGNPLANET

shardlyimportantrightnow.

It's show time, comrades

Oh well listen to you Quill

Showtime, a-holes!

Oh,0kay.Sure,Quil1.

it will appear at any time

I'm serious this time I stand with Drax

It’sgonnabehereanyminute.

No, seriously, aside with Drax.

This is its burial place

I know I know you are very serious

Whichwillbeitsloss.

No, I understand that. You'rebeingveryser

No, no, Drax, wait.

iousrightnow.

No, no, Drax! Waitminute!

I gotta see you blink

What the hell is he doing?

Icanclearlyseeyouwinking.

Whatishedoing?

Oops, I'm using my left eye

He said the skin was too thick to penetrate from the outside so he

Dammit.I’musingmylefteye?

Hesaidtheskinistoothicktobepiercedfro

I am Groot

mtheoutside, sohe...

IamGroot!

- Crazy - I was about to stop him

They're not even looking at you

-Thatdoesn’tmakeanysense!-

Theywerenotlookingatyoufunny.

Itriedtellinghimthat!

The situation is not good

Its skin is equally thick both inside and outside

That’sintense.

Skin‘sthesamelevelofthicknessfromthei

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

nsideasfromtheoutside!

GUARDIANSOFTHEGALAXYVOL.2

I know

Chris Pratt

Irealizethat.

Zoe Saldana

There is a wound on its throat

Dave Bautista

Thereisacutonitsneck.

Vin Diesel Groot baby

Rocket makes it look up

Bradley Cooper Rocket Raccoon

Rocket, getittolookup.

Michael Rooker

Hi sea monkey I'm here

Karen Gillan

Hey, giant seamonkey! I'm here!

Groot

Look at Quill

Groot!

Watchit, Quill!

Pom Klementiev

Yeah I'm alone

Elizabeth Debicki

Yes!Ihavesinglehandedly

Chris Sullivan

Destroy this monster

Groot, stay away and you'll get hurt.

vanquished the beast!

Groot, getout of the way! You’re going to get

What are you doing?

wholesale.

What?

Hi

-What's the name of this thing? -Anuelas Battery

Hi.

1Whataretheycalledagain-

Sean Gunn

Anulaxbatteries.

Tommy Flanagan

Stupid battery

Stallone

Harbularybatteries.

Kurt Russell

This is completely different from what I just said.

If you don't spit it out, spit it out quickly.

That’snothinglikewhatIjustsaid.

No, no! Spititout, spititout, c'mon.

These things are worth a lot of money

disgusting

Butthey'reworththousandsofunitsapiece

Disgusting!

,whichis...

This monster's skin is so thick that it can't be penetrated by the outside.

That's why Monarch hired us to protect them

Thebeast‘shideistoothicktobepiercedfr

whytheSovereignhiredustoprotectthem.

omtheoutside.

Watch your words. They are not easy to deal with.

I'm going to cut it open from the inside

Carefulwhatyousayaroundthesefolks,the

Imustcutthroughitfromtheinside.

y’reeasilyoffended.

Sentenced to death at every turn

I know she is your sister

The cost of transgression is death.

Iunderstandsheisyoursister.

Thank you for taking the risk

She is just a bounty that I am going to collect on the planet Zandar.

WethankyouGuardiansforputtingyourlive

Just

sontheline.

She‘sworthnomoretomethanthebountyduef

We can't let our people take risks

orheronXandar.

WecouldnotriskthelivesofourownSoverei

She was trying to steal a battery when our soldiers arrested her

gncitizens.

Oursoldiersapprehendedherattemptingto

Every citizen is carefully designed

stealthebatteries.

Everycitizenisbornexactlyasdesignedby

At your disposal

thecommunity.

Dowithherasyouplease.

No flaw either physically or mentally

Thank you, Bishop Ayesha

Impeccable, both physically and mentally.

Wethankyou, HighPriestessAyesha.

We control the genes of future generations

Where are you from Mr. Quayle?

WecontroltheDNAofourprogeny

What is your heritage, Mr.Qui11?

Cultivating them in the life capsule

-My mother is from Earth. -What about your father?

germinatingtheminbirthingpods.

-MymotherwasfromEarth.-Andyourfather?

I still prefer to use traditional methods to create humans

Since I'm not from Missouri, that's all I know.

IguessIprefertomakepeopletheoldfashio

Heain‘tfromMissouri.That‘salllknow.

nedway.

It's on you

Maybe you can give me a history lesson someday

Iseeitwithinyou.

wel1.Perhapssomedayyoucouldgivemeahis

I saw the unorthodox bloodline

torylesson...

Anunorthodoxgenealogy.

In the most traditional and ancient way of our ancestors

A rather reckless decision

inthearchaicwaysofourancestors.

Ahybridthatseemsparticularly...

purely academic discussion

hybrid child born

Foracademic purposes.

reckless

I'm honored to say from an academic perspective

People say that the people on your planet are all arrogant bastards.

Iwouldbehonored.Yes.Inthenameofresear

egg

ch...

Youknow, theytoldmeyoupeoplewereconcei

this might

teddouchebags.

Ithinkthatcouldbe...

But this must be a lie, right?

Quite uh unacceptable

Butthatisn'ttrueatall..

prettyuh, repulsive.I‘m...

Oh no, I blinked the wrong eye again, right?

- I'm not that easy of a man - Sorry

Ah,shit.I'musingmywrongeyeagain,aren'

-I'mnotintothatkindofcasual...-

tI?

Please ...

Sorry, I originally planned to blink behind your back.

Your country also promised some remuneration

I'm sorry, thatwas...thatwasmeanttobebe

Yourpeoplepromisedsomethinginexchange

hindyourback.

forourservices.

You're lucky they didn't kill you

We will leave immediately after cashing in

Countyourselfblessedtheydidn’tkillyou

Bringitandweshallgladlybeonourway.

Family reunion like

Are you saying they want to buy some batteries?

Familyreunion.Yay!

You'retellingme.Youwanttobuysomebatte

Why are you everywhere?

ries?

Damnshadow.

Okay, let's go to Zandar to collect the bonus.

There are two kinds of people in this universe

Al1right, let’s get baldly to Xandarandcol

There are two types of beings in the universe

lectthatbounty.

LakeShoreDrive(byAiottaHaynesJeremiah

Dancing and non-dancing

Thosewhodanceandthosewhodonot.

There'saroadI'dliketotellyouabout,livThe first time I met my love was in a pre-war mobilizationesinmyhometown

Association

LakeShoreDrivetheroadiscalledandit’llIfirstmetmybelovedatawarrally.takeyouupordown

- Oh my god - everyone in the village is dancing.

Fromratsonuptorichesfifteenminutesyou

-Ohgod.-

canfly

Everyoneinthevillageflailedaboutdanci

Prettybluelightsalongtheway,helpyouri

ng.

ghtonby

Except for one woman, my Ovette

Andthebluelightsshiningwithaheavenlyg

Exceptonewoman.MyOvette.

race, helpyourightonby

I fell in love with her at first sight

Andthereain'tnoroadjustlikeit

Iknewimmediatelyshewastheoneforme.

AnywhereIfound

Even if the most beautiful melody in the world is playing

RunningsouthonLakeShoreDriveheadingin

Themostmelodicsongintheworldcouldbepl

totown

aying..

Justslippin’onbyonLSD, Fridaynighttrou

She was unmoved

blebound

She wouldn'teventapherfoot.

About my dad

Not even moving your toes

oldstaffofmyfather

Wouldn’t move amuscle.

Who does she think she is?

looks like dead

Whodoesshethinksheis?

Onemightassumeshewasdead.

I know you have feelings about this

Sounds great

Iknowyou’resensitiveaboutthat.

Thatdoessoundprettyhot.

It’s not that I have a problem with it, I just don’t know who he is.

It made me horny at the time

I’mnotsensitiveaboutit.Ijustdon’tknow

It wouldmakemynether-regionsengorged.

whoheis.

ok i understand

Sorry if it just seemed like I was flirting with the high priest.

OkayIgetit, yes.

words

I love dancing but Gamora doesn't like it

SorryifitseemedlikeIwasflirtingwithth

I'madancer, Gamoraisnot.

eHighPriestess.

You just need to find someone who is like you

-I didn't mean that. -I don't care if you have it.

Youjustneedtofindawomanwhoispathetic,

-Iwasn‘t.-Idon‘tcareifyouwere.

Just a hopeless woman

I think you care a lot

likeyou.

WellIfeellikeyoudocare.

I'm hungry. Give me some of that yarrow root.

That's why I have to apologize. I'm so sorry.

I'mhungry.HandmesomeofthatYaroroot.

That‘swhyT‘mapologizing.So, sorry.

No, it’s not cooked yet.

Gamora isn't right for you Quill

noitsnotripeyet

Gamoraisnottheoneforyou, Quill.

- And I hate you - You hate me

-AndIhateyou.-Youhateme?

Oh, Ididn’trealizeyourmotivationwasalt

You stole the gems and left me there.

Ruism.

Youleftmetherewhileyoustolethatstonef

It's really unfortunate that the people from King Planet misunderstood your intentions.

oryourself.

Sounds good

But you did well and became a heroine

It’sreallyashametheSovereignhavemista

Andy there you stand, ahero.

kenyourintentions...

I will take off this cuff and kill you

-Now he actually wants to come and kill us -that's right

IwillbefreeoftheseshacklessoonandIwil

-andaretryingtokillus.-Exactly!

lkillyou.

-I'm sarcastic.-No.

-I swear-no way

Iwasbeingsarcastic!!No!

-Iswear.-No.

Then your tone should be more like

You will spend the rest of your life in Zandar's prison.

You‘resupposedtousethesarcastictone!

Over

-I look stupid now-

You’reregonnaliveouttheresestofyourdaysin

Can you guys argue again later?

aprisononXandar,

-NowTlookfoolish!-

Miserably looking forward to breaking free from the shackles

Canweputthebickeringonhold...

wishingyoucould.

At least until we finish this space war

It's strange that a King's fleet is chasing us.

‘tilafterwe‘vesurvivedthismassivespac

Thisisweird.We’vegotaSovereignfleetap

ebattle1?

Proaching from there.

- Here comes another bunch. - That's great.

- why - maybe because rocket stole their batteries

-Moreincoming!-Good!

1Whywouldtheydothat-

I'm trying to kill someone

PerhapsbecauseRocketstolesomeoftheirb

I want to kill some guys!

atteries.

You can't kill anyone

Brother

You’re not killing anyone.

Dude!

These are remote control spaceships

Well he didn't steal those things.

Allthoseshipsareremotelypiloted.

Right.Hedidn'tstealsomeofthose.

hateful

I don't know why they are chasing us. It's weird.

Dammit!


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