People are in Marvel, and the system is working as a worker
Chapter 45 Mentally retarded kidnapper
During dinner, Mike felt sad for a while, gritted his teeth for a while, and was secretly happy for a while, which made Old Earl eat the meal with fear.
What should I do if my boss is too smart?
Skye and Chloe were so busy feeding Bobby that they didn't pay attention to Mike's rich expression.
Well, ignored.Cute things are no less attractive than strong men.
After dinner, we simply closed the supermarket, and the four of us and one cute animal sat on the sofa and watched TV.
"Mike!" Skye suddenly became excited, "Look, it's Miss Potts."
Emergency news was being broadcast on the TV. On the screen, Pepper, who attended the charity event, was being interviewed by reporters after giving a speech.
Since the press conference on shutting down the weapons department, the entire Stark group has been in a state of panic. Stark can turn off his phone and let Jarvis filter out unwanted calls, but Pepper cannot do this, so the pressure is not gone. , but transferred from Stark to Pepper.
Otherwise, why do you think Stark can play with the steel suit in his mansion and have parties and carnivals?
"Oh, what a poor woman." Mike sighed and turned to diss Stark, "What a scumbag, Stark. So, whether a man has money or not, the most important thing is to be responsible and responsible. Stark What kind of man is he who leaves everything to a woman? Look, Pepper has lost a lot of weight..."
"How do you tell she's lost weight?" Skye turned to stare at Mike.
Um...the point is not whether this is good or not!
What a strange focus women have.
how to answer?
She is obviously thinner, you can see it with your eyes.But you can't say that, otherwise the woman will just ask in a suspicious tone, "Do you have a good relationship?" or "Why are you paying so much attention to other women?"
Then, [-]% of men will think that women are unreasonable.
Then, a little bit of dissatisfaction accumulates over time, and one day it will explode.So congratulations, you are one step closer to being single, or you are further and further away on the road to being single.
Sometimes you may think about how things keep getting worse even though you did nothing wrong.Think about it, most of the time, people are just wrong without knowing it, and then they make the same mistake again and again.
Cultivation Manual for Scumbags: Pay attention to details, it doesn’t matter if you make a mistake, the important thing is to know where you made the mistake and don’t make the same mistake in the future.
"Stark told me, didn't I stay at his house for a few days?" Mike answered super naturally.
Sure enough, Skye stopped asking questions, which was a good opportunity to divert attention.
"Think about it, during the month when Stark was kidnapped, Pepper must have been worried to death. As soon as Stark came back, he announced the shutdown of the weapons department that day, which was a seamless torture for Pepper. No matter how old Pepper was, At 20 years old, someone must think that Pepper is Stark's biological mother." Mike said angrily: "As a man, I can't stand it. Putting a weak woman in front of the stage, it doesn't matter if she has money, she has no responsibility at all. No. Bah, I don’t even bother to associate with him. Sooner or later we will draw a clear line with him!”
"The boss seems to be a bit hateful of rich people. Did the business suffer a loss today?" Old Earl felt that he had grasped the key to the problem and asked Skye in a low voice.
"No." Skye thought for a moment, "Recently, he shorted Stark stock and made a lot of money..."
"Oh, maybe I'm thinking too much."
Hey, hey, I can hear it... This is the first time that Mike has felt the disadvantages of hearing.
Yes, I made money, but before I even started to warm up, I was completely exploited by the system.It would be more painful to have it taken away than to have it in the first place. You are stabbing a knife in the heart!
"Ahem... watch TV well and respect the media. People have no moral integrity and we can't live without it. It's you, Bobby! You just fell asleep, right?" Mike pulled Bobby over and said in one word: Lust, part: belly!
"Don't bully Bobby..." Chloe said weakly.
Mike's eyes lit up and he found another cute thing, one word: rub, part: cheek.
"Woooooooo..."
Suddenly there was chaos on the TV. A van rushed into the venue and knocked away several people who were unable to dodge.
The car door opened, and the first thing that emerged were the black muzzles of three submachine guns.
Da da da……
The gunman fired wildly at several on-site security guards who responded.
Flesh and blood flew.
The two security guards were beaten to death on the spot.
The rest were suppressed behind obstacles and did not dare to show their faces.Don't blame them. His weapon is only an automatic pistol. What can he do against a gangster with a submachine gun?
It's not that our side is too cowardly, but that the other side's firepower is too fierce, and the security guards are also desperate...
"You're so arrogant, you don't even wear a mask."
Three gangsters jumped out of the car. The leader was a bald man with a slit-shaped tattoo on his forehead. He was wearing a classic black sportswear with three white stripes. He showed no respect for the gangster profession.
"This bald head feels a bit familiar."
Mike recalled it, but he didn't remember it. He was just a little familiar, and probably not an important plot character.
The bald man walked to the stage with a carefree look, "Reddies and Gentlemen, hello to your whole family. My target is a girl named Pepper Potts."
He groped for a while and took out a photo from his breast pocket: "She looks like this, oh, blond girl, the goose country guy's favorite, I am the goose country guy... now please tell me, blond girl somewhere, or stand up for yourself.”
As he spoke, he pointed his gun at an old man in a suit in the audience.
"Hello, what's your name? What do you do?"
"Wayne, producer. I am very good at PR Oscar. If you are interested, I can turn your deeds into a movie. This is mine..."
boom!
The bald accomplice shot Wayne in the back of the head.
The bald man's eyes widened and he said angrily: "What are you?!"
"He's going to pull out a gun!"
"Idiot, he didn't want to take out a gun, he wanted to take out a business card, you super invincible idiot..." The bald head spattered with angry saliva, and then he pointed the gun at the person next to him: "What about you?"
"Daniel."
"Also a producer
"actor."
"Okay, it doesn't matter. You're out of luck. I'll count to ten. If the blonde girl doesn't stand up, you can say goodbye to this world. One, two, four, eight..."
"wait wait wait!"
"ten!"
boom!
Another famous Hollywood scumbag goes to meet Mephisto.
"Boss, that's not how we count from one to ten." The bald friend reminded him in a low voice.
"Isn't it?" The bald head was stunned, and then said viciously: "I can count however I want, no one has any objections!"
This is a retard, for real.
The bald head pointed the gun at the next person, "Next one!"
"Wait." A slightly frightened female voice.
Pepper stood up slowly from behind the green belt and said, "If it's me you're looking for, I'm here. Don't hurt other people."
"Catch her!"
The bald man looked at the photo for a long time before he matched the person in the photo with Pepper. He wondered if facial blindness was caused by mental retardation.
The two bald men rushed over to catch Pepper, but suddenly they found two hands stretched out from under Pepper's ribs, each holding a pistol that had hit the silencer.
Tweet!Tweet!
Two accomplices were shot simultaneously.
"Get down!"
Hiding behind Pepper is Black Widow dressed as a secretary.
Pepper obeyed and lay on the ground without hesitation.Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Natalie rolling to avoid the bald head's fire while firing continuously!
The bald man holding a submachine gun was suddenly shot and fell to the ground wailing.
What should I do if my boss is too smart?
Skye and Chloe were so busy feeding Bobby that they didn't pay attention to Mike's rich expression.
Well, ignored.Cute things are no less attractive than strong men.
After dinner, we simply closed the supermarket, and the four of us and one cute animal sat on the sofa and watched TV.
"Mike!" Skye suddenly became excited, "Look, it's Miss Potts."
Emergency news was being broadcast on the TV. On the screen, Pepper, who attended the charity event, was being interviewed by reporters after giving a speech.
Since the press conference on shutting down the weapons department, the entire Stark group has been in a state of panic. Stark can turn off his phone and let Jarvis filter out unwanted calls, but Pepper cannot do this, so the pressure is not gone. , but transferred from Stark to Pepper.
Otherwise, why do you think Stark can play with the steel suit in his mansion and have parties and carnivals?
"Oh, what a poor woman." Mike sighed and turned to diss Stark, "What a scumbag, Stark. So, whether a man has money or not, the most important thing is to be responsible and responsible. Stark What kind of man is he who leaves everything to a woman? Look, Pepper has lost a lot of weight..."
"How do you tell she's lost weight?" Skye turned to stare at Mike.
Um...the point is not whether this is good or not!
What a strange focus women have.
how to answer?
She is obviously thinner, you can see it with your eyes.But you can't say that, otherwise the woman will just ask in a suspicious tone, "Do you have a good relationship?" or "Why are you paying so much attention to other women?"
Then, [-]% of men will think that women are unreasonable.
Then, a little bit of dissatisfaction accumulates over time, and one day it will explode.So congratulations, you are one step closer to being single, or you are further and further away on the road to being single.
Sometimes you may think about how things keep getting worse even though you did nothing wrong.Think about it, most of the time, people are just wrong without knowing it, and then they make the same mistake again and again.
Cultivation Manual for Scumbags: Pay attention to details, it doesn’t matter if you make a mistake, the important thing is to know where you made the mistake and don’t make the same mistake in the future.
"Stark told me, didn't I stay at his house for a few days?" Mike answered super naturally.
Sure enough, Skye stopped asking questions, which was a good opportunity to divert attention.
"Think about it, during the month when Stark was kidnapped, Pepper must have been worried to death. As soon as Stark came back, he announced the shutdown of the weapons department that day, which was a seamless torture for Pepper. No matter how old Pepper was, At 20 years old, someone must think that Pepper is Stark's biological mother." Mike said angrily: "As a man, I can't stand it. Putting a weak woman in front of the stage, it doesn't matter if she has money, she has no responsibility at all. No. Bah, I don’t even bother to associate with him. Sooner or later we will draw a clear line with him!”
"The boss seems to be a bit hateful of rich people. Did the business suffer a loss today?" Old Earl felt that he had grasped the key to the problem and asked Skye in a low voice.
"No." Skye thought for a moment, "Recently, he shorted Stark stock and made a lot of money..."
"Oh, maybe I'm thinking too much."
Hey, hey, I can hear it... This is the first time that Mike has felt the disadvantages of hearing.
Yes, I made money, but before I even started to warm up, I was completely exploited by the system.It would be more painful to have it taken away than to have it in the first place. You are stabbing a knife in the heart!
"Ahem... watch TV well and respect the media. People have no moral integrity and we can't live without it. It's you, Bobby! You just fell asleep, right?" Mike pulled Bobby over and said in one word: Lust, part: belly!
"Don't bully Bobby..." Chloe said weakly.
Mike's eyes lit up and he found another cute thing, one word: rub, part: cheek.
"Woooooooo..."
Suddenly there was chaos on the TV. A van rushed into the venue and knocked away several people who were unable to dodge.
The car door opened, and the first thing that emerged were the black muzzles of three submachine guns.
Da da da……
The gunman fired wildly at several on-site security guards who responded.
Flesh and blood flew.
The two security guards were beaten to death on the spot.
The rest were suppressed behind obstacles and did not dare to show their faces.Don't blame them. His weapon is only an automatic pistol. What can he do against a gangster with a submachine gun?
It's not that our side is too cowardly, but that the other side's firepower is too fierce, and the security guards are also desperate...
"You're so arrogant, you don't even wear a mask."
Three gangsters jumped out of the car. The leader was a bald man with a slit-shaped tattoo on his forehead. He was wearing a classic black sportswear with three white stripes. He showed no respect for the gangster profession.
"This bald head feels a bit familiar."
Mike recalled it, but he didn't remember it. He was just a little familiar, and probably not an important plot character.
The bald man walked to the stage with a carefree look, "Reddies and Gentlemen, hello to your whole family. My target is a girl named Pepper Potts."
He groped for a while and took out a photo from his breast pocket: "She looks like this, oh, blond girl, the goose country guy's favorite, I am the goose country guy... now please tell me, blond girl somewhere, or stand up for yourself.”
As he spoke, he pointed his gun at an old man in a suit in the audience.
"Hello, what's your name? What do you do?"
"Wayne, producer. I am very good at PR Oscar. If you are interested, I can turn your deeds into a movie. This is mine..."
boom!
The bald accomplice shot Wayne in the back of the head.
The bald man's eyes widened and he said angrily: "What are you?!"
"He's going to pull out a gun!"
"Idiot, he didn't want to take out a gun, he wanted to take out a business card, you super invincible idiot..." The bald head spattered with angry saliva, and then he pointed the gun at the person next to him: "What about you?"
"Daniel."
"Also a producer
"actor."
"Okay, it doesn't matter. You're out of luck. I'll count to ten. If the blonde girl doesn't stand up, you can say goodbye to this world. One, two, four, eight..."
"wait wait wait!"
"ten!"
boom!
Another famous Hollywood scumbag goes to meet Mephisto.
"Boss, that's not how we count from one to ten." The bald friend reminded him in a low voice.
"Isn't it?" The bald head was stunned, and then said viciously: "I can count however I want, no one has any objections!"
This is a retard, for real.
The bald head pointed the gun at the next person, "Next one!"
"Wait." A slightly frightened female voice.
Pepper stood up slowly from behind the green belt and said, "If it's me you're looking for, I'm here. Don't hurt other people."
"Catch her!"
The bald man looked at the photo for a long time before he matched the person in the photo with Pepper. He wondered if facial blindness was caused by mental retardation.
The two bald men rushed over to catch Pepper, but suddenly they found two hands stretched out from under Pepper's ribs, each holding a pistol that had hit the silencer.
Tweet!Tweet!
Two accomplices were shot simultaneously.
"Get down!"
Hiding behind Pepper is Black Widow dressed as a secretary.
Pepper obeyed and lay on the ground without hesitation.Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Natalie rolling to avoid the bald head's fire while firing continuously!
The bald man holding a submachine gun was suddenly shot and fell to the ground wailing.
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