024: Almost killed Bob
New book, new book, asking for flowers! ! Ask for collection! ! Ask for care! ! Will be cute and roll, add rice! !
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"Ugh!!!"
Seeing this, Baccarat can't say anything anymore. She is saying that Bob will definitely do it. Even if she is kind, she will not do anything that harms herself and others.
Cursing Bob inwardly, Baccarat directly ignored Bob's threat and walked leisurely to the kitchen to pour the soup in his hand into the sink.
"Hey!! Why did you get the soup, little bastard, didn't that waste person Gaz drink it???"
The soup was drinking well. Seeing Baccarat's movements, Bob also realized that something was wrong at this time, and hurriedly asked Baccarat.
"Yeah!! Boss Bob, I advise you to go to the doctor as soon as possible. Lord Gaz said that the mushrooms in the soup I made are poisonous, and even if the sea beasts eat it, they will have diarrhea."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sea beasts will have diarrhea after eating it, why didn't you say it earlier, bastard, are you trying to kill Laozi??"
Hearing Baccarat's words, Bob was dumbfounded, and even half of the mushrooms fell out of his mouth.
Fuck, sea beasts will have diarrhea after eating, and I can't even pull out my intestines after eating.
"So, I always wanted to tell you, but you didn't listen at all!!"
Baccara shrugged helplessly, looking like she really couldn't do anything about you.
"Little bastard!! You still have reason..."
Bob, who couldn't bear his face, said that he was about to come forward to beat Baccarat, and Baccarat was frightened and rushed in and ran away.
"Goo-goo-goo-goo--"
But at this moment, the medicinal power of the diarrhea mushroom began to work, and Bob's stomach suddenly made a loud noise.
"Um-um-ouch!!"
Covering his stomach, Bob made a series of strange movements, then quickly slammed open the door of Gaz's house, ran back to himself, and cursed loudly:
"Little bastard, wait for Laozi, if I don't rip you off tomorrow, I'll give you your surname!!!"
"What does this have to do with me? I wanted to tell you early tomorrow, but you didn't listen."
Baccarat looked at Bob who was running home and said very aggrieved.
"Hahahahahaha!!!! Sure enough, I'm not the most unlucky in this world, hahaha, that idiot Bob, actually came to grab something to eat again, now he'll be punished, hahahaha!!!"
And upstairs, Gaz, who heard everything going on below, saw that Bob was deflated, even worse than himself, and suddenly smiled extremely happily,
Although he is an African chief now, as long as there is someone more unlucky than him, Gaz feels a lot happier. People are always like this, and they like to find someone to put themselves at the bottom.
"Haha!! You are so happy, but what should I do!! This guy Bob will definitely come to me to settle accounts!!! Yes!!!"
Hearing the laughter from upstairs, Baccara squinted his eyes unhappily, and whispered while lifting the broken rooms.
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Time passed quickly, a new day came again, Baccarat woke up on time, did not wake up Gaz next to him, quietly got off the chuang, stood up, stretched for a long time,
Seeing that the sunshine outside was good, Baccarat opened the window to change the air, but as soon as the window was opened, an unparalleled stench invaded, and the frightened Baccarat hurriedly closed the window so as not to wake Gaz, but still late.
"Damn it!! What the hell are you doing, Bob, you put poison gas in the morning."
The sleeping Gaz was suddenly awakened by the stench, scolded loudly, then stood up from the chuang, swayed a step, spread his legs apart, and came to the window.
Looking at Gaz who could stand up and walk, Baccara had to sigh that the human body in this world is strong, especially when sleeping, as long as the nutrition is sufficient, the resilience is not strengthened to the limit.
When Baccarat changed Gaz's dressing yesterday, he found that although only one day had passed, his stuff had already started to swell, plus the reason why he was not absorbed by Baccarat yesterday,
Gaz can actually stand up and walk now, and the injury there has not affected his work and rest at all, which makes Baccarat have to scold the animal again.
You must know that although there are many blood vessels in that place, it will heal quickly, but on Earth, even the strongest person needs three months of cultivation to recover, and looking at Gaz like this, it will basically recover in a week at most.
Bakara was a little dissatisfied when Broken Bear gave Gaz a two-month vacation, but now it seems that Broken Bear has given too much vacation.
So many vacations are obviously not for Gaz to heal the trauma, but to let him overcome the psychological shadow, so that his guy can harden again, and he is the medicine that helps Gaz to treat.
"Kha-ga-z-help-help-help, I-I can't do it-fast-call for me-call a doctor-doctor-"
Bob crawled out of his house naked (Harmony), and called Gaz for help intermittently.
Looking at the person who climbed out with difficulty, Baccarat couldn't recognize Bob at all. At this moment, he was no longer as majestic and forceful as before.
The whole person seemed to be 30 years old overnight. Not only did the muscles in the whole body atrophy, but the whole person was even severely dehydrated. It was as dry as a mummy.
Looking at Bob's appearance, Gaz didn't show a happy expression to Baccarat. Fortunately, Baccarat asked himself one more question yesterday, otherwise, it would not be Bob but him who was lying down from below.
"Go!! Let's go save him!!!"
Gaz picked up the coat on the hanger and said to Baccarat.
"Huh!! Why??"
Baccarat looked at Bob with great relief, but was taken aback by Gaz's words.
"Although I want him to die, as a veteran, Bob followed the Broken Bear Boss to establish the Broken Bear Gang. He can die, but not in front of our house, nor because of you."
Gaz patiently explained to Baccarat that he did not ask Baccarat to understand, but he needed Baccarat to know why he did this.
"Oh!!"
Baccara clearly understood what Gaz meant. He was afraid that Bob would be blamed on her by Broken Bear because he died from eating mushrooms he made.
Thinking of this, Baccarat also picked up his coat and wanted to follow Gaz out. *