One Piece: My Son is Garp

"vomit."

He wanted to vomit, but Kizaru couldn't hold it back. It was just shit. As long as he didn't touch it, it would be fine. If he fell, he could just stand up.

Little shit, not enough to bring him down.

Lucky in his heart: Fortunately, he didn't touch shit, otherwise, he wouldn't be able to have this face.

Quickly, he stood up, but he found that he couldn't get up.

The body was pressed.

My back was straining and I couldn't get up.

Behind him, someone stepped on his shoulder with his foot. The foothold was at the center point, just stuck in place, preventing him from getting up.

Kizaru, who was weak, turned back at this moment.

Chen Qingtian stepped on him with one foot and smiled at him.

"Ding, kind care can make the young man happy. He loves the taste of barbecue. One bite is enough to make him unforgettable."

"If you came across a pile of dog poop that smelled like barbecue, would you give it a sniff? You might be surprised."

"Mission: Take care of your dear fisherman Porusalino, he will thank you."

"Reward: Devil Fruit Awakening increases by 5%, Moon Step increases by one level, and Shave increases by one level."

"Note: Dear young man, do you like the smell of dog shit?"

Chen Qingtian was worried, was he being too unkind by asking Kizaru to do that kind of thing?

Am I that kind of person?System, you stand up.

How can I let the future flowers of my motherland smell the smell of shit? I'm not that perverted. Don't slander me.

I, Mr. Chen, even if I die and jump off the cliff, I will not do such a thing.

Kizaru cried miserably: "Let go of your feet, cousin."

I shouted out, the relationship that has never been confirmed is now confirmed.

"I am your cousin, cousin, you won't be cruel to your cousin, right? We are relatives."

Chen Qingtian squinted when the person who recognized his relatives came.

He lowered his head with a smile and used force on his feet, causing Kizaru to wail.

Face, closer to shit.

He wanted to vomit and endured the nausea.

"Cousin, please let me get up, please?"

Chen Qingtian smiled and said: "No, my dear cousin, didn't you just say you wanted to confirm our relationship? How can you randomly identify relatives."

We don’t know each other, young man.

So, I can't let you get up.

Lie down well, the smell of dog poop is delicious, isn't it?

I, Chen, wanted to smell it, but unfortunately, I didn’t have the chance.

Kizaru's faces were squeezed together, making him even more ugly and vulgar.

Chen Qingtian comforted him: "Cousin, don't feel bad. My originally ugly face is even more ugly now."

"Yes, be happy and smile."

Kizaru tried his best to smile. I didn't want to laugh, but I didn't dare not smile.

Professional smirk.

Cousin, how is my smile?

Chen Qingtian commented: "It's very vulgar. You'd better stop laughing. I can't stand your vulgarity."

Kizaru lowered his head and muttered: "Where is the wretchedness, you are the wretched one."

I'm about to curse, and send my regards to Chen Qingtian's family.

He didn't dare to say those words.

People have to bow their heads under the eaves.

If anything happens, let's wait until he leaves the dog shit. He doesn't want to eat dog shit now.

"What did you say?"

"No no no."

"I heard you, say it again."

Kizaru quickly denied: "No, cousin, I said I was vulgar, and I will change it."

Chen Qingtian pondered for a moment, lowered his head and exerted force on his feet.

closer.

Shit, right in front of you.

Kizaru, I don’t want to see it.

Can't see, I can't see.

"You can't change it. It's your nature. You can't change it. Cousin, please don't smile at your cousin in the future."

Kizaru nodded quickly, keeping his head as far away from the shit as possible.

He was afraid that if he turned around, he would encounter dog shit.

So uncomfortable.

"Cousin, can you release your noble thighs?"

Chen Qingtian let go.

Step on with the other foot.

Kizaru, who was about to get up, lay down again.

This time, it's closer.

It's almost too late.

Three centimeters, right in front of you.

The steaming smell hits your nose.

Kizaru was broken and wanted to die.

"Oops, I'm sorry, cousin, are you okay?"

Kizaru was angry and didn't dare to show it.

He endured the anger and stench, showed a professional fake smile and said, "Cousin, I'm fine."

Can you please release your foot quickly? He doesn't want to face shit.

That fresh hot shit, I don’t know which dog just pooped it.

After returning, he must kill all the dogs nearby.

Where the yellow ape is, no dogs can appear.

"Dear cousin, do you want your cousin to pull you up?"

"It's the best, thank you cousin."

Polite children deserve to be liked by more people.

Chen Qingtian stretched out his hand, and so did Huang Yuan.

out of reach.

Chen Qingtian tried several times and said, "Oh my dear cousin, I can't reach it. What should I do?"

Porusalino: "??"

You bend over.

If it doesn't work, please release your feet and I can get up by myself.

Don't use any force, damn, don't move your feet forward.

Kizaru, he even wants to die.

At this moment, he closed his eyes and welcomed the shit.

one centimeter.

Just one centimeter difference.

If you stick out your tongue, you can touch dog poop.

Kizaru, stop breathing.

He was afraid what if he collided with the shit and collapsed?

"Cousin, woo woo, cousin, slow down, slow down, cousin, I beg you."

"Don't go any further, cousin, I know I was wrong."

"My cousin shouldn't steal your barbecue. My cousin is really wrong, uncle."

"Cousin, for the sake of us being relatives, please spare my cousin this time, okay?"

The pleading young man experienced the darkest scene in his life.

Shit and apology, he chose the latter.

He apologized humbly, giving up his dignity in order not to touch shit.

They are relatives anyway, so apologizing is not a thing.

"Looking at your sincerity, my cousin won't argue with you."

"Who told me, your cousin and the Prime Minister, that my stomach can hold a boat? Next time, don't steal anything."

"No matter whose property it is, you can't steal it. You can ask, but you can't steal anything."

"Do you dare next time?"

Kizaru said quickly: "I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore, cousin."

Crying Kizaru, just a little bit.

He saw hope and quickly begged: "Cousin, I was wrong."

"Okay, get up."

That foot, loosen it.

The power that suppressed Kizaru disappeared, and he quickly supported the ground and stayed away from the shit.

Halfway up, a voice came from behind.

"Oh, cousin, get away quickly."

"Get away quickly, cousin."

Chen Qingtian's body suddenly pressed over.

At that moment, Kizaru stood up and took a step forward.

The body was hit by a huge force.

His thin body fell down.

Get down!

Down!

went!

Now!

Shit, stuck to his face.

The location is just right, impartial, and right on the target.

Yellow Ape: "..."

what happened?

Why, he still can't escape the fate of shit.

He was punished by a piece of shit.

"what."

The miserable screams spread throughout the village.