Chapter 8 Demonic Sea, Skeletons and Mummies (2)
The three climbed onto the deck of the ghost ship, while Nami hid tightly behind Sanji, trembling all over. Leaning on Sanji's shoulder and stretching out half of his head, he finally saw the skeletons and zombies he least expected to see up close.
"Hello everyone, yohohoho."
In just a few days, Brooke was extremely excited to see a living person again.
"I just saw you all but didn't have time to say hello. It's really rude."
With only a handful of bones left, Brooke raised his right hand, took off the hat on his head, bowed slightly, and nodded to the three people opposite him.
"It's really shocking. I haven't seen a living person in decades. It's not just a ghost ship, it's a ghost ship. I'm scared. Don't be polite. Come in and let's have a good chat."
The joy of seeing normal humans again made Brook so excited that he was almost incoherent. He greeted the three of them nervously, accompanied by exaggerated gestures.
"Look, the skeleton is talking. The skeleton with the afro is really talking. By the way, are the zombies next to you?" Luffy, with an excited look on his face, pointed at the line next to Brook and asked.
"Ah, I'm so rude. I forgot to introduce you to everyone. This is a friend I just met two days ago. You can call him Mr. Yi Xing. He is still a living person, not a zombie." The skeleton general also introduced his companions. For a moment.
"Hello, I'm so lucky to meet you." The group, who had not yet come out of their depressed mood, also greeted the three of them. Although they didn't want to talk, the necessary etiquette was still indispensable.
"Wow, look, Nhat Hanh Sang, there is a beautiful lady here, she is so beautiful."
He took out his handkerchief, wiped the non-existent dust on his leather shoes a few times, and arranged his dress and bow tie. After doing all this, Bones took two steps forward and pulled a close-up hand on Nami who was hiding behind Sanji. .
"When I see a beautiful lady, I will smile happily, even though I have no eyes anymore, and I'm like, hehehehe."
"Mr. Yi Xing, look at how beautiful this lady is."
In just a few words of greeting, Brooke's lustful nature was fully exposed.
"Amitabha, form is emptiness, emptiness is form. Although the lady opposite is beautiful, in my eyes, there is no difference from you."
After hearing Brooke's question, the answer he gave was extremely disappointing, just like his current depressed mood.
"It's so rude to confuse Miss Nami's beauty with this skeleton. Do you have the ability to appreciate beauty? Are your eyes moldy? I should really teach you the basic etiquette when facing ladies."
The bandaged man opposite said such embarrassing words, which made Sanji, who attached great importance to etiquette, extremely displeased. What's more, the person being humiliated was still his beloved Miss Nami, how could he not be furious.
"Please don't be angry. Mr. Nhat Hanh is a cultivator and has accepted many precepts. Please don't take it to heart. In his heart, he still strongly agrees with the beauty of this lady. So, can you let me see your underwear?" A beautiful lady”
Taking two steps forward again, Brooke gave Nami a gentleman's salute, but what he said was more explicit naughty words.
The skeleton in front of her made Nami feel nervous. It was obvious that this skeleton was quite funny. Looking at Luffy and Sanji beside her, she finally felt relieved. Just hearing the nasty words about the skeleton wanting to see his underwear, even though she was still extremely scared, Nami was still very angry. She raised her leg and kicked the skeleton who was close at hand.
Brooke, who was kicked in the head, fell to the ground in an exaggerated manner, his actions were comical. But his little move of secretly looking at Nami's thigh was still seen by Sanji.
"You are actually a peeping tom. I really misjudged you."
Hearing the nasty words spoken by the skeleton that were even more disturbing than the zombies, Sanji stood in front of Nami and separated Brook, preventing the skeleton monster from harming Ms. Nami.
"Can you poop? Do zombies eat dirt to survive?"
After not speaking for a long time, Luffy finally caught the topic and asked the same tasteless question. He did not regard the skeleton zombie in front of him as a threat at all. Instead, he seemed to go out to visit his neighbors.
"At this time, there should be more important issues."
Luffy's immoral behavior made Sanji, who was already furious, even more angry. He interrupted Luffy's topic and tried to guide the conversation to the track it should have been on.
"I can poop."
He slowly returned to the small round table, retrieved the cane placed aside and picked up the black tea on the table, then walked back to the place slowly again, before Brooke answered the previous question in a leisurely manner. Seeing these weird behaviors, a group of people felt that each of these people was more weird than the last. Little did they know, in fact, in the eyes of Luffy and the other two, he was equally weird.
"Zombies eat meat, and they especially like to drink human blood."
Realizing that no one answered Luffy's question about the zombie recipe, the group felt that since he knew the answer, he needed to answer the other person's doubts, so he casually said the answer he knew, seemingly unaware that the zombie the three people across from him were referring to were themselves.
"Ah, sure enough"
Nami was so frightened by the answer that she turned pale. She hid behind Sanji again, holding his suit tightly with both hands, and only half of her head was exposed to look curiously at the bandaged man opposite. Only then did the group realize that the zombie they had been talking about from beginning to end was him.
"Now is not the time to talk about this." Sanji took two steps forward to break the meaningless conversation and asked the key question, "First, why are you still alive despite being a skeleton? Second, what is going on with this zombie?" Third, tell me whether this ship is a ghost ship, what happened on the ship, what happened to the thick fog in this area, and how to get out of here as soon as possible."
In unknown waters, we must first obtain information. It was impossible for the single-celled Luffy to care about this, so Sanji had no choice but to forcefully interrupt everyone's conversation and bring the topic back to its proper track.
"Wait, don't talk about this yet."
Luffy, who was squeezed in the back, walked to the front again and said to Brooke and the group, "You guys, be my companions."
The word "companion, companion, companion" that should not be used appears. Luffy invites zombies and skeletons to be companions. This is absolutely not allowed.
After countless calculations and ramblings, he still couldn't stop Luffy from being stupid. Thinking that there will be a zombie and a skeleton on the ship in the future, Nami feels that the future is gloomy. Sanji, who was standing side by side with her, was also shocked by Luffy's words. The cigarette in his mouth fell from his lips to the ground, which showed how hugely shocked he was.
On the Thousand Sunny, the group and Brooke stood on the lawn of the deck, opposite the other members of the Straw Hats.
"Good night everyone, we are going to be messing around on this ship next. I am Brooke with only a handful of bones left. Next to me is my friend Mr. Yi Xing. Please take care of me."
Brooke took two steps forward, took off his rounded gentleman's hat, performed a standard gentleman's salute, and at the same time introduced the group to everyone.
"What's going on with the skeletons and zombies? Why are you looking at Luffy? Isn't it just to stop him from going crazy by asking you to go with him?"
The remaining crew members were all expressing their opinions. It was obvious that the monster that suddenly boarded the ship was a big shock to them.
"Excuse me, please listen to me."
Seeing that the group of people was getting louder and more violent, the group stepped forward and said, "Everyone, you have misunderstood. I am not a zombie, I am just an injured person covered with bandages. Although Brooke is a skeleton, he is also alive. Neither of us are dead, nor are we monsters."
The misunderstanding was getting bigger and bigger, and a group of people cut the mess with a quick knife and made a clear explanation directly to dispel everyone's doubts. Inadvertently, out of the corner of their eyes, they noticed Brooke looking at him in surprise. Although the skeleton had no expression, the group felt that his expression was one of surprise.
"Hehehe, it seems that I misunderstood you. In the past few days when I met you, you spent most of the time in silence. I thought you were the type who cherishes words like gold. It's rare that you are like this today. Positive, it’s amazing.”
The exaggeratedly laughing skeleton commented on his companions as if he was the owner of the ship, and his next behavior was even more excessive.
"Next, let's have dinner together."
The skeleton who was mainly anti-customer was immediately criticized and despised by everyone. Dinner time had already arrived, everyone was already hungry, and they didn't care that there were two more monsters eating together. Come and check out the “hongcha866” WeChat official account to see more