Naruto's balanced ninja

Chapter 296 Debunk, tease (two in one)

Kushina gently cleaned Minato's wound and carefully bandaged it. Mingyan didn't get that kind of treatment. It was Lin who came over to help him clean the wound briefly.

Afterwards, wandering on the side of the street, he and Minato walked in the front and chatted nonchalantly, while Kushina followed behind and couldn't talk at all.

Ming Yan felt that this was inappropriate, so he left first on the pretext of being urgent.

I happened to pass by the bookstore where Zilai also contributed. The boss is still the same man, but much older.

The billboard is still recommending Jiraiya's "Intimate Paradise" and has a "Hot" note on it. It seems that the sales have been very good, otherwise this book would not have filled the entire billboard.

Thinking of the time when he taught Jiraiya to write novels, Mingyan misses it very much. The relationship between him and Jiraiya can be a teacher-student, or a friend who has forgotten the years.

From the perspective of a ninja, Jiraiya is also his teacher. From the perspective of creation, he is Jiraiya's teacher. When they are together, they almost talk about everything. This is a friend.

"Boss, what volume is "Intimate Paradise" coming out?" Ming Yan walked over and asked.

"Volume Six."

"Then I'll buy a copy."

After paying the money, I got the book, and immediately sat in the bookstore to read it, and it took an hour to read it.

It's still the familiar formula, the familiar taste, and seeing the wonderful things, the blush on Ming Yan's face betrayed him mercilessly.

It has to be said that Zilai has also made great progress in writing, which directly makes those eclectic scenes composed of words more vivid and vivid, with a strong sense of substitution, as if the hero is himself, enjoying himself in the peach blossom garden.

This is the sixth volume, and it seems that Lai Lai has been working hard for more than ten years, and has never forgotten the identity of the creator.

"Young man, take it easy and read this book. I can't even hold back this book when I'm old."

Seeing that the young and vigorous young man was mesmerized by watching, the boss hastened to remind him that it would be bad if the young man did something bad on a whim.

Ming Yan smiled awkwardly, then closed the book and walked out of the bookstore, feeling his head swollen, as expected he was too involved.

With the cool wind blowing, my mind gradually became clear, but my stomach growled unsatisfactorily.

Well, go and have a meal, the goal is very clear, Simi Yakiniku Restaurant!
"Crab meat, bacon, beef tenderloin, sashimi, chicken steak, chicken wings, ham sausage, squid, duck breast, fish balls, one each, yes, and two glasses of orange juice."

Ming Yan licked his mouth, thinking that everything was delicious, and couldn't stop ordering.

The beautiful waiter in a short skirt took a note and looked up at Ming Yan meaningfully. How can one person eat so much?

Without asking any more questions, I turned around and left. Here, diners are God.

Ming Yan, who was bored, felt more and more hungry, especially the barbecue restaurant was filled with all kinds of aromas, which made it impossible to control.

"Bah! Hah!"

A fat man was sitting at the next table, gobbling up the meat and grabbing it with his hands. His mouth was full of oil, as if he had never eaten barbecue in eight lifetimes, and his voice was particularly loud.

Mingyan is very annoying, can't you restrain yourself when eating in public, at least pay attention to your own image.

He doesn't care about the fat man's image, the main reason is that the sound of babbling is too loud. Many diners around looked at the fat man, but they didn't have anything to say. They probably thought that he was almost finished eating anyway, so just bear it. This fat man has no quality?

Others could bear it, but Ming Yan, who was at the next table, couldn't bear it. Fatty's virtue made him lose his appetite.

So Ming Yan knocked on his table and whispered: "Brother, please be careful, it will affect everyone's meal."

The fat man grabbed the chicken leg, took a hard bite, then turned his head and took a look, his mouth still kept chewing, which made Ming Yan sick to death.

The fat man shifted his gaze to his forehead, and found that it was empty, so he continued to gnaw on the chicken leg, ignoring Ming Yan.

Ming Yan frowned, this kind of person is really enough, he clenched his fist but then let go.

Forget it, one more thing is worse than one less thing, can't you afford to hide if you can't provoke me?
Ming Yan shifted his position, and immediately felt much more relaxed, at least he couldn't see that greasy face, and the sound of smacking his mouth was also reduced a lot.

With all kinds of meat served, grilling the meat and drinking orange juice, I feel so refreshed.

"Bitch, dare to stain my clothes, do you know how much my clothes cost?"

An abrupt voice sounded in the barbecue shop, Ming Yan looked curiously, it was that fat man again, the waitress was standing by the side tightly holding the empty plate, and defended herself: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I don't know what happened just now What happened, the body unconsciously leaned forward."

After explaining, the waiter quickly took out the napkin to help the fat man wipe his clothes.

Unexpectedly, when the fat man raised his hand, he slapped his backhand, "Bitch, get out of here."

The poor waitress stood there, covering her face, and moaning and crying.

"Hey, let me tell you, even if the waiter accidentally stains your clothes, you shouldn't hit someone." A young ninja dining here couldn't stand it and said aloud.

"It's easy to beat her. Do you know how much my clothes cost? 50 taels!" The fat man opened his eyes wide, as if he was really angry, "Call your boss out!"

"Five...50 taels?!"

Many diners were almost scared to death when they heard this figure. A suit of clothes costs 50 taels, so why not grab the money?Is it sewn with gold thread or is it studded with diamonds?I can't see it.

Obviously, this is extorting people!
But no one came forward, who knew the origin of this fat man, no one was willing to make enemies for themselves for no reason, to provoke people who shouldn't be provoked, or it would be over.

Soon the shop owner came out, a beautiful woman in a kimono, and two strong samurai stood beside her.

"Why, do you want to fight?" The fat man rolled up his sleeves.

"I don't mean that, sir, please explain the situation just now." The beautiful woman said politely.

"When this bitch was serving the dishes just now, he poured the dishes on me. Look, can this still be worn?"

The fat man stood up, exposing the general's belly, as round as a ball, and the oil stains on his clothes were clearly visible.

The waitress said with tears in her voice: "I...I didn't, just now...I felt someone pushed me just now, so I..."

"Someone pushed you? Who is it? Stand up." The fat man looked around, but no one stood out, and then he looked at the waitress fiercely, "Stop making excuses, no one has time to push you."

The beautiful woman thought for a while, "The clothes are expensive, we will compensate you."

"50 taels, since I have worn it for a few days, so just give me 45 taels." The fat man said.

"It's really disgusting to go home."

"I've never seen such a brazen person!"

"Bah! Smelly shameless."

It's shameless for someone to spit on Fatty's behavior below.

The beautiful woman looked her up and down, but she couldn't see where the clothes were worth 40 taels. This was clearly a scam, but it was hard to say, because it was indeed the fault of her own waiter.

But 40 taels, for their barbecue restaurant, is almost half a year's total income, so it can't be easily lost.

"For such expensive clothes, there must be a receipt?" the beautiful woman asked.

"I lost it." The fat man replied confidently.

The beautiful woman Liu frowned slightly, this guy is really shameless, but there are so many people watching, there must be an explanation, in fact, it is better to deal with this kind of matter in private, some people always think that they can be lawless.

"We don't have that much money on hand right now, so we can give you 20 taels first, and the rest will be given to you another day."

The fat man thought for a while, and reluctantly said, "Okay, I won't make things difficult for you."

Just when the beautiful woman was about to withdraw the money, Ming Yan finally found the tricky place.

"and many more!"

After getting half of the money, the beautiful woman stopped and looked at the other side in amazement.

The fat man frowned, seeing that it was that kid again, he wished he could kill him right now.

Ming Yan came generously, "Brother, you are so rich, you always bring the money for the meal, right? Seeing that you have finished eating, why don't you pay for the meal and then talk about other things."

It is said that the beautiful woman is staring at the fat man, and the diners are also looking at the fat man, yes, if you are so rich, you should pay for the meal first.

The fat man was digging his pockets all over his body, frowning, he searched around the dining table, and glanced at the ground, "Damn it, I lost my wallet."

Someone couldn't help laughing, it's really good acting.

"Big local tyrant, continue acting?" Ming Yan said with a smile.

"Can you blame me for losing the wallet? Maybe there are thieves in the store." The fat man was a little flustered, and continued to argue.

"There are thieves in the store? Well, let's take your word for it." Ming Yan said.

The fat man was very confused. What is this kid doing here? First he exposed him, and then he believed him again. What kind of plane is he doing?
Others were also very puzzled, why did this smart guy suddenly lose his wits and believe such nonsense.

Ming Yan took out a stack of money notes out of his own pocket, "This is 50 taels, can I buy your clothes at the original price?"

The fat man nodded, his eyes straightened, but he was even more puzzled in his heart, what the hell were he playing?
"The 50 taels can be paid to you, but you slapped that waiter just now, shouldn't you pay it back?"

The waitress sobbed and stared at Mingyan, her tears sparkled with emotion.

People of low status like her rarely have anyone to speak out for them. When they meet such low-quality diners, they will inevitably be scolded or even beaten. As a waiter, she can't fight back. Licking wounds at night.

The fat man gritted his teeth, his mouth was full of greasy, he clenched his fists while staring at Ming Yan, this kid was obviously here to provoke trouble.

"A slap for 50 taels, I don't think you will refuse?" Ming Yan smiled.

The fat man hesitated for a long time, gritted his teeth and said: "Let that bitch come."

"She's not as strong as you, so it's unfair, let me do it, my strength should be similar to yours, everyone agrees." Ming Yan said.

"Correct."

"No problem."

The diners were all yelling, and the fat man could only nod in agreement.

In fact, it’s not bad to think about it. It’s better to do this than to expose yourself. This brat is not a ninja. How painful it is to slap him, I guess it’s just tickling him.

So he closed his eyes and calmly received the slap.

"Do you have plastic gloves?" Ming Yan didn't want to smear his hands, it was too disgusting.

The waiter quickly brought a pair.

Putting on the plastic gloves, Mingyan exhausted all his strength and slapped the fat man with his backhand, flying the fat man into the corner of the wall.

"Great my brother."

"Young man is so courageous, relieve your anger!"

"My God, this slap is so hard, but... I like it."

……

The store manager's beautiful woman covered her mouth with astonished eyes. This young man is so ruthless that even the two warriors beside him looked shocked. This young man's strength is so great that he can slap a dead man with a tonnage of at least [-] catties away with a single slap. Fatty, be convinced!
As for the beautiful waiter who still had a slap mark on her face, she felt very refreshed and liked the young man who stood in for him more and more.

"Stinky boy, you are courting death!"

The fat man got up, and suddenly took out a wooden ball from his stomach, and connected it with a chakra line.

Ming Yan smiled, and condensed a soul blade, no wonder this fat man's stomach is as round as a ball, it turned out that there was a ball inside.

The ball flew towards Naruto quickly, changing shape on the way, revealing countless spikes with purple venom, and a poisoned shuriken shot out from it.

"Profound Truth Soul Blessing!"

The light blue enchantment descended, almost covering the entire barbecue restaurant.

Ming Yan had already made preparations, waiting for the fat man to expose himself, and this level of attack, with the initial stage of soul protection, was enough to deal with it.

"Everyone, don't panic, you'll be fine if you stay in the barrier." Ming Yan reminded the diners who were running around, fearing that they would be shot by the poisoned shuriken if they ran out of the barrier. Once they were shot, they would surely die.

"Puppet master! Sand ninja!" Konoha ninja exclaimed.

Puppet masters are rare, because only Sha Yin has mastered the secret art of puppetry.

"Poison Secret Skill Poison Stinger Ball!"

The ball crazily hit the barrier from all directions, but it couldn't break through the barrier no matter what.

The diners staying in the barrier were immediately relieved, but they were also worried. This kid is also a ninja, but he didn't wear Konoha forehead protection. Could it be that he is from another village?Thinking of this, everyone intentionally distanced themselves from Mingyan and was ready to run away at any time.

Harmfulness is not allowed, and defensiveness is indispensable.

Only the beautiful woman and the waitress stayed where they were, and they didn't move. They probably believed that Ming Yan was a good person from the bottom of their hearts.

The movement in the barbecue restaurant alarmed the Konoha ninja who happened to be patrolling outside, and when he entered the shop, he saw the fat man manipulating the chakra line.

"It's Sand Shinobi, ready to arrest."

"Hey, don't come here, this ball is poisonous, it's very troublesome."

Ming Yan stretched out his hand to stop them, being stabbed is not fun, even he had to be careful in this situation.

Who knew Konoha Ninja didn't listen, thinking that he was just a kid who didn't know how to command them, why didn't even the ninja command them?
"Poison Secret Skill Poison Kill!"

Suddenly, the ball shot out countless streaks of purple liquid from the tiny round hole, and any Konoha ninja splashed by the venom turned into puddles on the spot, making everyone sick.

Ming Yan shook his head and lamented: "Oh, I told you not to go there."

The remaining Konoha ninjas who were not shot by the venom quickly retreated and hid in the barrier, because they found that the barrier was safe.

"Profound Truth Thorn Flash!"

After the venom was sprayed out, Ming Yan seized the opportunity and drew his knife to stab, even the ball couldn't catch up with his speed.

The fat man spat out a mouthful of blood, his expression horrified.

Immediately, the chakra line was disconnected, the ball fell to the ground, and the venom flowed all over the ground along the pores...

(End of this chapter)