Naruto: What if Menma Uzumaki came to the ninja world?
Chapter 44
On the border between the Land of Yu and the Land of Fire, a lively hot spring town is located here.
Uzumaki Noodles and his group came to the town and were surprised by the prosperity of the town.
The streets are bustling with people, the surrounding shops are more or less hung with cat or dog accessories, countless travelers walk wearing cat masks and dog masks, and at the end of the street, two hot spring baths with "cat soup" and "dog soup" respectively stand opposite each other on both sides of the border.
Xiangyu gently tugged at the sleeves of Uzumaki Mian Ma, and said excitedly: "Mian Ma, don't you think this town seems to be more lively than Konoha?"
Uzumaki looked around, noticed that the travelers around him were wearing masks, and guessed: "It may be some kind of celebration that is being held in this town that attracts so many tourists."
Yakumo pulled the other sleeve of Uzumaki Noodle Ma, pointed to the leaflet posted on the wall and said, "Look, there is a leaflet with a cat and dog pattern on the wall, which should be the content of the celebration held in this town." But it is very strange, why does the leaflet only write the word 'sacrifice' and not the name of the celebration?
Uzumaki masked for a moment, then suddenly slapped his fist on the palm of his hand, and said clearly: "I know, you see that the tourists in the town are wearing cat and dog masks, and the celebration held in this town must be called the cat and dog festival."
"It's not called the Cat and Dog Festival!"
At this time, a nearby tourist wearing a dog mask heard this, and immediately shouted at the whirlpool noodles: "This celebration is obviously called the Dog and Cat Festival, which was set up to commemorate the dog god who helped the villagers find hot springs and bring prosperity to the village, and those cat slaves were just stained with the glory of the dog god!"
"Messing around with stuff, what are you talking nonsense!"
On the other side, several tourists wearing cat masks were furious when they heard this, and shouted one after another: "This celebration is obviously called the Cat and Dog Festival, which was set up to commemorate the great cat god who helped the villagers find hot springs, so that you hypocritical gods can trespass!"
"Stinky cat slave, you have the ability to say it again!"
"Bastard dog slave, say it again, I'm afraid you won't make it!"
Seeing the cat mask and the dog mask tourists going head-to-head, the smell of gunpowder on both sides gradually increased, as if there were signs of a big fight, and Uzumaki Noodles quickly left with incense and Yakumo before the chaos.
Uzumaki Mian wiped the non-existent sweat from the corner of his forehead, and said with a wry smile: "I finally know why there are such distinct hot springs as 'cat soup' and 'dog soup' in the town."
Yakumo gasped slightly, and patted his chest with a palpitation: "It's terrible, I didn't expect cat lovers and dog lovers to be so terrible, they almost fought."
Xiangli complained, "Okay, let's leave the dispute between these cat slaves and dog slaves alone." Let's hurry up and go to the hot springs. I felt my body sticky with sweat along the way, and now I just have a good dip in the hot spring.
Yakumo tugged at Uzumaki Noodle Ma's sleeve and pointed to one of the hot springs: "Noodle hemp, noodle hemp, shall we go to the cat soup?"
Xiangxiang was a little dissatisfied, and immediately pulled the other sleeve of the whirlpool noodles and pointed to another hot spring: "Why go to cat soup, obviously dog soup is more comfortable." Noodle hemp, shall we go to the dog soup?
Yakumo puffed out his cheeks and said angrily: "Obviously the cat soup is more comfortable, there may be well-behaved and cute kittens in the cat soup for us to pet, there are many dirty dogs in that dog soup, what is there to go?"
Xiangli straightened up, crossed his hands at the waist, and retorted: "You talk nonsense, obviously dog soup is more comfortable, dogs are so smart and loyal, they don't scratch people casually like cats, and they always don't like bathing." I see that cat soup is dirty!
"Stinky glasses idiot! - "
Stupid sick girl! ——"
Mian Ma, you say, are we going to soak in cat soup or dog soup!" Yakumo and Kazuki argued, and immediately turned the gun to force Uzumaki to ask him, asking him to make a choice.
Uzumaki Mian Ma stroked his forehead in distress, he didn't expect that the situation of cat lovers and dog lovers meeting would happen to him, he could only reach out and rub the hair of the two, and soothed: "Okay, okay, can we soak in both hot springs?"
Yakumo raised his hand and said first, "Then let's make cat soup first!"
Xiangli was not to be outdone: "No, let's make dog soup first!"
Then, the two of them once again aimed their fingers at Uzumaki Mian Ma: "Mian Ma, you say, do we soak in cat soup or dog soup first!"
"No, why are you here again?" Uzumaki couldn't help but let out a lamentation.
In the end, under the strong pacification of Uzumaki Noodle Ma, Yakumo and Xiangyu still reluctantly reached a consensus, and the two hot springs of cat soup and dog soup were soaked, no longer obsessed with the order, and Uzumaki Noodle Ma barely escaped from the Asura field of cat lovers and dog lovers.
After a while, the sun set and night fell.
When Uzumaki Noodles and his group came out of the two hot spring baths, a bright moon was already high in the sky, emitting a simple light.
At this time, the town is brightly lit, connected like a red dragon hovering the street. Tourists wearing masks and yukata robes walk in groups of people and laughter, and the whole street is bustling with people and bustle.
"It's so lively!"
Yakumo and Kazuki couldn't help but look at each other, and couldn't help but trot forward and plunge into this lively celebration.
Uzumaki Mian Ma was worried that Yakumo and Xiangyu would get separated in the crowd, so he had to step forward and hold the small hands of the two tightly.
The three of them walked side by side on the street in yukata, just like real tourists, eating street snacks and playing street games, and couldn't help but be intoxicated, temporarily forgetting the troubles in their hearts, and enjoying this rare moment of peace.
"Hey, ha, hey! ——"
At this moment, a neat slogan suddenly sounded from the end of the street.
Everyone followed the prestige, and saw two huge cat and dog statues being carried by the crowd and standing opposite each other.
A large group of dog lovers raised their hands and shouted: "Everyone, today is the day of the decisive battle, we must let these bastard cat slaves see how good we are." The dog god is the only god in town, banishing these cat slave heretics!
Another large group of cat lovers was not to be outdone: "Bastard dog slave, don't underestimate us!" The cat god is the only god in the town, today we will give this group of dog slaves a little color to see, let them know what is called the majesty of the cat is inviolable!
"Hey, hey, roar! ——"
While speaking, dog lovers and cat lovers have completed the final mobilization, each carrying cat and dog statues colliding together, officially fighting, shouting, roaring, and crying for a while - all kinds of sounds are intertwined, and the scene is extremely chaotic.
Yakumo was a little scared, and couldn't help but hug Uzumaki's arm.
Uzumaki Mian gently patted Yakumo's back, just wanted to open his mouth to appease, but suddenly felt a killing intent surging behind him, and immediately backhanded Yakumo, and the whole person dodged sideways.
A bang sounded, and a cold glow cut through the whirlpool yukata, leaving a shallow hole in the sleeve.
At first glance, several people wearing cat and dog masks were holding daggers and approaching their group.
Uzumaki shouted, "You don't have to do this, we are just ordinary tourists, and we have no intention of intervening in the dispute of faith between you, we just want to enjoy this celebration."
But these people ignored his defense and shouted, "You heretics who do not believe in dog gods and cat gods must be purified!"
Xiangli's eyebrows furrowed, and suddenly shouted: "Mian Ma, these people's Chakra fluctuations are not normal, there is a very strong malice on their bodies, they are not ordinary tourists!"
"Oh~ I didn't expect to be seen by you, are you a sentient ninja?"
One of the people wearing a dog mask glanced at Xiangli in surprise, and then smiled: "Unfortunately, it is too late for you to realize the problem now, and we have succeeded."
Uzumaki Mian Ma then realized that both the people wearing cat masks and dog masks stopped attacking each other at this time, and instead cast unkind eyes on their group, gradually surrounded them, and slowly contracted the encirclement.
"They are heretics who do not believe in cat gods and dog gods, and our town does not need the existence of unbelievers, and unbelievers must be purified, in the name of cat gods and dog gods!"
The sudden slogan completely ignited the fanatical emotions of cat and dog lovers, who no longer cared whether their behavior was right or wrong, but chose to blindly follow the crowd, and launched an offensive against the whirlpool and his group.
Uzumaki Noodles and his group came to the town and were surprised by the prosperity of the town.
The streets are bustling with people, the surrounding shops are more or less hung with cat or dog accessories, countless travelers walk wearing cat masks and dog masks, and at the end of the street, two hot spring baths with "cat soup" and "dog soup" respectively stand opposite each other on both sides of the border.
Xiangyu gently tugged at the sleeves of Uzumaki Mian Ma, and said excitedly: "Mian Ma, don't you think this town seems to be more lively than Konoha?"
Uzumaki looked around, noticed that the travelers around him were wearing masks, and guessed: "It may be some kind of celebration that is being held in this town that attracts so many tourists."
Yakumo pulled the other sleeve of Uzumaki Noodle Ma, pointed to the leaflet posted on the wall and said, "Look, there is a leaflet with a cat and dog pattern on the wall, which should be the content of the celebration held in this town." But it is very strange, why does the leaflet only write the word 'sacrifice' and not the name of the celebration?
Uzumaki masked for a moment, then suddenly slapped his fist on the palm of his hand, and said clearly: "I know, you see that the tourists in the town are wearing cat and dog masks, and the celebration held in this town must be called the cat and dog festival."
"It's not called the Cat and Dog Festival!"
At this time, a nearby tourist wearing a dog mask heard this, and immediately shouted at the whirlpool noodles: "This celebration is obviously called the Dog and Cat Festival, which was set up to commemorate the dog god who helped the villagers find hot springs and bring prosperity to the village, and those cat slaves were just stained with the glory of the dog god!"
"Messing around with stuff, what are you talking nonsense!"
On the other side, several tourists wearing cat masks were furious when they heard this, and shouted one after another: "This celebration is obviously called the Cat and Dog Festival, which was set up to commemorate the great cat god who helped the villagers find hot springs, so that you hypocritical gods can trespass!"
"Stinky cat slave, you have the ability to say it again!"
"Bastard dog slave, say it again, I'm afraid you won't make it!"
Seeing the cat mask and the dog mask tourists going head-to-head, the smell of gunpowder on both sides gradually increased, as if there were signs of a big fight, and Uzumaki Noodles quickly left with incense and Yakumo before the chaos.
Uzumaki Mian wiped the non-existent sweat from the corner of his forehead, and said with a wry smile: "I finally know why there are such distinct hot springs as 'cat soup' and 'dog soup' in the town."
Yakumo gasped slightly, and patted his chest with a palpitation: "It's terrible, I didn't expect cat lovers and dog lovers to be so terrible, they almost fought."
Xiangli complained, "Okay, let's leave the dispute between these cat slaves and dog slaves alone." Let's hurry up and go to the hot springs. I felt my body sticky with sweat along the way, and now I just have a good dip in the hot spring.
Yakumo tugged at Uzumaki Noodle Ma's sleeve and pointed to one of the hot springs: "Noodle hemp, noodle hemp, shall we go to the cat soup?"
Xiangxiang was a little dissatisfied, and immediately pulled the other sleeve of the whirlpool noodles and pointed to another hot spring: "Why go to cat soup, obviously dog soup is more comfortable." Noodle hemp, shall we go to the dog soup?
Yakumo puffed out his cheeks and said angrily: "Obviously the cat soup is more comfortable, there may be well-behaved and cute kittens in the cat soup for us to pet, there are many dirty dogs in that dog soup, what is there to go?"
Xiangli straightened up, crossed his hands at the waist, and retorted: "You talk nonsense, obviously dog soup is more comfortable, dogs are so smart and loyal, they don't scratch people casually like cats, and they always don't like bathing." I see that cat soup is dirty!
"Stinky glasses idiot! - "
Stupid sick girl! ——"
Mian Ma, you say, are we going to soak in cat soup or dog soup!" Yakumo and Kazuki argued, and immediately turned the gun to force Uzumaki to ask him, asking him to make a choice.
Uzumaki Mian Ma stroked his forehead in distress, he didn't expect that the situation of cat lovers and dog lovers meeting would happen to him, he could only reach out and rub the hair of the two, and soothed: "Okay, okay, can we soak in both hot springs?"
Yakumo raised his hand and said first, "Then let's make cat soup first!"
Xiangli was not to be outdone: "No, let's make dog soup first!"
Then, the two of them once again aimed their fingers at Uzumaki Mian Ma: "Mian Ma, you say, do we soak in cat soup or dog soup first!"
"No, why are you here again?" Uzumaki couldn't help but let out a lamentation.
In the end, under the strong pacification of Uzumaki Noodle Ma, Yakumo and Xiangyu still reluctantly reached a consensus, and the two hot springs of cat soup and dog soup were soaked, no longer obsessed with the order, and Uzumaki Noodle Ma barely escaped from the Asura field of cat lovers and dog lovers.
After a while, the sun set and night fell.
When Uzumaki Noodles and his group came out of the two hot spring baths, a bright moon was already high in the sky, emitting a simple light.
At this time, the town is brightly lit, connected like a red dragon hovering the street. Tourists wearing masks and yukata robes walk in groups of people and laughter, and the whole street is bustling with people and bustle.
"It's so lively!"
Yakumo and Kazuki couldn't help but look at each other, and couldn't help but trot forward and plunge into this lively celebration.
Uzumaki Mian Ma was worried that Yakumo and Xiangyu would get separated in the crowd, so he had to step forward and hold the small hands of the two tightly.
The three of them walked side by side on the street in yukata, just like real tourists, eating street snacks and playing street games, and couldn't help but be intoxicated, temporarily forgetting the troubles in their hearts, and enjoying this rare moment of peace.
"Hey, ha, hey! ——"
At this moment, a neat slogan suddenly sounded from the end of the street.
Everyone followed the prestige, and saw two huge cat and dog statues being carried by the crowd and standing opposite each other.
A large group of dog lovers raised their hands and shouted: "Everyone, today is the day of the decisive battle, we must let these bastard cat slaves see how good we are." The dog god is the only god in town, banishing these cat slave heretics!
Another large group of cat lovers was not to be outdone: "Bastard dog slave, don't underestimate us!" The cat god is the only god in the town, today we will give this group of dog slaves a little color to see, let them know what is called the majesty of the cat is inviolable!
"Hey, hey, roar! ——"
While speaking, dog lovers and cat lovers have completed the final mobilization, each carrying cat and dog statues colliding together, officially fighting, shouting, roaring, and crying for a while - all kinds of sounds are intertwined, and the scene is extremely chaotic.
Yakumo was a little scared, and couldn't help but hug Uzumaki's arm.
Uzumaki Mian gently patted Yakumo's back, just wanted to open his mouth to appease, but suddenly felt a killing intent surging behind him, and immediately backhanded Yakumo, and the whole person dodged sideways.
A bang sounded, and a cold glow cut through the whirlpool yukata, leaving a shallow hole in the sleeve.
At first glance, several people wearing cat and dog masks were holding daggers and approaching their group.
Uzumaki shouted, "You don't have to do this, we are just ordinary tourists, and we have no intention of intervening in the dispute of faith between you, we just want to enjoy this celebration."
But these people ignored his defense and shouted, "You heretics who do not believe in dog gods and cat gods must be purified!"
Xiangli's eyebrows furrowed, and suddenly shouted: "Mian Ma, these people's Chakra fluctuations are not normal, there is a very strong malice on their bodies, they are not ordinary tourists!"
"Oh~ I didn't expect to be seen by you, are you a sentient ninja?"
One of the people wearing a dog mask glanced at Xiangli in surprise, and then smiled: "Unfortunately, it is too late for you to realize the problem now, and we have succeeded."
Uzumaki Mian Ma then realized that both the people wearing cat masks and dog masks stopped attacking each other at this time, and instead cast unkind eyes on their group, gradually surrounded them, and slowly contracted the encirclement.
"They are heretics who do not believe in cat gods and dog gods, and our town does not need the existence of unbelievers, and unbelievers must be purified, in the name of cat gods and dog gods!"
The sudden slogan completely ignited the fanatical emotions of cat and dog lovers, who no longer cared whether their behavior was right or wrong, but chose to blindly follow the crowd, and launched an offensive against the whirlpool and his group.
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