Naruto: Uchiha’s Unserious Saga

"Hahaha!" Funan laughed wildly. The Mangekyo in his eyes slowly turning.

The huge Susanoo emerged. The giant, who was over fifty meters tall, was holding a huge spear. With a roar, the Kusa shinobi were torn apart one by one.

The mother and daughter of the Uzumaki clan remained in a safe place, watching the scene with fanatical expressions.

The Kusa shinobi who had chased them for years. The shinobi who had treated them like tools. Before this figure, they were as insignificant as ants. All of Kusagakure trembled before this figure.

At this point, the battle was long over; What remained were the traces of a pure and simple massacre.

The Susanoo was too powerful. The strongest shinobi were nothing more than an ordinary Jonin and had no power to defend themselves.

Verbal attacks and the use of the Mangekyo Technique, combined with powerful force, will definitely have the best effect. The impact on the two women will be extremely huge. It would mark their souls forever.

Finally, all the lives in front of him were slaughtered. Funan released his perception, and aside from a few escaping Kusa shinobi, there were no other shinobi alive around him.

He slowly deactivated the Susanoo, turned his head slightly and looked at Yoko and his daughter.

His good looks and the Mangekyo that emitted an evil aura made the two women feel like they were seeing a God.

“Uchiha-sama!”

“My name is Uchiha Funan.”

“Funan-sama, we are willing to follow you!” The one speaking was Yoko.

Recently, she feared the danger that Funan represented. But when a person's danger exceeds the limits, the only thing left is to submit completely. Like her, she was now like the most devoted of followers, looking fanatically at Funan.

“Follow me and you will never feel pain again!” Funan waved his hand and said: "Let's go back to Konoha!"

He looked in the direction of Konoha. This time, his profits were abundant.

Have made contact with Obito, and the other party should contact him after returning to Konoha. After all, to him, Konoha's barriers were as if they did not exist.

All the cultists were captured, and Hidan became his thug. Other cultists will also be controlled by Funan's Mangekyo Technique, some will become food for the God Tree and others will become part of a death squad.

Finally, there are the mother and daughter of the Uzumaki clan.

The talents of mother and daughter are quite good, especially Uzumaki Yoko, who already has a solid foundation. As long as she returns to the Uchiha clan, helps heal her wounds, and undergoes specialized training, she could probably become a Jonin.

Moreover, he is a Jonin who possesses huge chakra and is good at sealing. Wherever he is placed, these are valuable talents.

He did not forget the most prominent role of the Uzumaki clan members is to be a Jinchuriki!

“Great harvest!” Funan stretched lazily and said with a smile: “Konoha Corrupt Quartet, don’t disappoint me, you should have prepared a surprise for me.”

He had not hidden his tracks at all during this trip, although he had confirmed that there was no one around him through his perception.

But...

He didn't believe that Konoha's higher-ups didn't know anything about him. That would be too incompetent of them. They should be watching him at all times.

So, Funan left a trap for them.

'...Look, I, Uchiha Funan, have used the Mangekyo on several occasions, my eyes are almost blind, what are you waiting for?'

…

Konoha, in the underground laboratory.

Danzo looked at the shinobi in front of him and said solemnly: "Did he use Susanoo again?"

"Yes."

Danzo pondered for a moment and asked: "How many times can the Mangekyo withstand that kind of high-intensity combat?"

"With the intensity of Uchiha Funan's battles, according to the information we have, he can fight at full strength three times more."

“Three times…” Danzo’s brows furrowed deeply.

Funan's power had already reached the Kage level, and after using Susanoo, he became so powerful that it was impossible to resist him.

Danzo had seen Funan using the Susanoo in combat, and it reminded him of the Nine-Tails.

His subordinate was conservative. The number he had mentioned must be Funan's limit, and even Funan might not reach that limit. But even so this still exceeded Danzo's estimate.

“Hiruzen…”  Danzo gritted his teeth, it was all the fault of the Third Hokage.

If he had accepted their plan from the beginning and acted against the Uchiha clan, they would not be in this passive situation.

Furthermore, he had proposed several times that the Nine-Tails be controlled by the Root and trained to become the most powerful weapon, but each time he was rejected.

Time and time again, they passed up opportunities, leading them to their current situation.

What right did he, with such a weak will, have to sit in the position of Hokage?

"Danzo-sama, should we launch an attack to test Funan?" The shinobi asked in a deep voice.

“No need.” Danzo flatly refused. The previous two attacks had already caused huge losses to his subordinates. There were only a few Jonin and some Chunin left. Use them to confront Funan? It would be like sending sheep to the slaughterhouse!

Once these people die, Danzo will really have no one to use. Then how to consume the other party? Danzo paced back and forth impatiently. Unfavorable, too unfavorable!

Suddenly, Danzo smiled coldly. “Yeah, how could I forget about him.”

The shinobi looked at Danzo curiously. Is there anyone else who can deal with Funan? To him, only the Kage of the five great villages could do it.

Danzo had no intention of satisfying the shinobi's curiosity. He turned around and walked away into the darkness with his cane.

...

Funan was very bored. All along the way, everything was surprisingly quiet.

Those four useless things from the Konoha Corrupt Quartet actually didn't prepare any surprises for him. He could already see Konoha in the distance, and Funan had lost all hope.

The whole person was a little decadent and kept muttering: "Useless things!"

"No wonder Konoha is in such a mess because of you, this is why."

"You are just four pigs!"

'Damn! The fruit still needs a lot of vitality before it can advance to the next level. Where can I find it? I really can't swallow the two members of the Uzumaki clan, can I?'

'Those Kusagakure herbs are useless even dead. I have killed so many, devoured so many, and yet I have not raised the level of my fruit.'

Therefore, Funan had his expectations set on the Konoha Corrupt Quartet.

'Damn, they let me down.'

Funan was about to step on the corpses of ANBU or the Root, stand at the gate of Konoha with the Eternal Mangekyo activated and shout: The emperor has returned!

The mother and daughter behind Funan didn't understand what was happening to their lord, weren't they supposed to return to Konoha?

Were they not near Konoha? Why does she feel that he has lost all his spirit? Is there something in Konoha that scares this man in front of her so much?

[Swoosh!]

A group of Konoha patrols appeared in front of Funan.

"Oh, it's Funan-sama!"

As soon as the patrol members recognized Funan, they immediately bowed to him.

The person leading the way was a special Jonin. He looked at Funan suspiciously and said, "Funan-sama, these two are..."

"Oh, my friends." Funan replied casually.

"Friends?"

"Yes, they are visiting my house."

"Visit...?"

"Is there a problem?" Funan rolled his eyes.

The patrol members stepped back instinctively.

The Uchiha clan had friends, and Konoha was not a completely closed place, with so many people coming and going every day, like caravans of merchants. There was nothing wrong with having a few friends visit, they just needed to verify their identities.

The key is that both of them have red hair. This feature is too obvious.

The relationship between Konoha and the Uzumaki clan, even the students who had not graduated yet knew.

The patrol captain hesitated. "Lord, these two..."

"What's happening?" Funan sneered and said: "Can't the Uchiha clan have friends? Or is it that Konoha suspects every person around me and needs to interrogate them all?"

"No, no, it's not that, they're from the Uzumaki clan."

“What’s wrong with the Uzumaki clan?” Funan curled his lips and asked: “Could it be that the Uzumaki clan has enmity with Konoha, so Konoha’s shinobi cannot have friends from the Uzumaki clan.”

"No, no, no..." The special Jonin quickly shook his head.

Just kidding! The relationship between the Uzumaki clan and Konoha is that they are staunch allies. The entire shinobi world knows it.

But how is it possible that members of the Uzumaki clan are friends of the Uchiha? Aren't they supposed to be allies with the Senju clan and enemies with the Uchiha?

Looking at the three people leaving, the special Jonin quickly ordered one of his subordinates to report to the Hokage's office.

When Funan crossed the Konoha barrier, the Konoha Police Force already knew that he had returned. Funan had barely advanced a hundred meters before members of the Konoha Police Force approached him.

"Minister".

"Hmm." Funan nodded slightly. "Has there been any trouble in the clan lately?"

“No, everything is calm!”

Beside him, Uchiha Yashiro whispered: "Too calm."

"Being calm is good, so I can rest for a few days." Funan said with a smile. "Tell Shirayu to come to my house."

Yashiro's expression was strange as he nodded silently.

"What are you thinking?" Funan rolled his eyes and said: "I just called Shirayu when I just got back, not for her to do something random, on the contrary... You know what, forget it!"

He shook his head in resignation. “My reputation has been ruined by your random thoughts.”

“Cough, cough.” Yashiro coughed twice, looked around, and then whispered: "Do you have a reputation? Besides, I'm not thinking random things. The main reason is that we have seen different women by your side on too many occasions."

"Get out!" Funan was furious, feeling pain in his teeth.

There are many? Absolutely not! There were only two women! Well, maybe it's a little more than that, but it's still not double digits. This amount is still far from Funan's goal.

Yashiro is also pouting. 'He was away for a few days. When he returned, he called Shirayu and asked her to take a few days off.'

It's not like Yashiro was a child who didn't understand anything, he was a man in his thirties, he understood perfectly.

In the shinobi world, there were many thirty-year-old shinobi who were already grandparents.

“Minister, these two...” Yashiro looked at Yoko and Karin and frowned slightly.

"People from the Uzumaki clan!" Funan didn't hide anything, and said: "They have special abilities, they will become my aces in the hole, so take care of them in the future."

“It's going to be difficult to explain it to the village...”

"Crap!" Funan sneered and said: “I, the Uchiha clan, have two friends as guests. Do we need to explain to the village? Who do they think they are?”

"The Ino-Shika-Cho clans are on the verge of fighting with them. If they dare to provoke the Uchiha clan at a time like this, I will crush them!"

Yashiro looked at Funan suspiciously. Was it an illusion? How did the Minister become so arrogant after being away for a few days? Before he was quite reserved.

...

Funan had been living alone for a long time.

Because there were many people who came to 'visit' him frequently, and to facilitate his own 'activities', he lived only in the peripheral area of the Uchiha clan's territory.

Shirayu was already waiting. Seeing Funan returning with two women, her expression darkened.

"Now who are these?" She looked at Karin, gritted her teeth, and said: "Don't you have limits? She's too young for that."

"Haha!" Funan laughed loudly and said: "I'll leave them to you. Take care of them and arrange a place for them to stay. They'll stay at my house. I'm going to take a shower, come help me later."

"Go away!"

...

In the bathroom, Funan was lying in a specially designed bathtub, lost in thought.

The Uchiha clan was not bad in terms of power, and he himself had increased his strength.

On the Hokage's side, the Root was damaged and there was a problem with the Ino-Shika-Cho clans.

The village should be peaceful in a short period of time.

But he had to keep an eye on Danzo. He knew very well that he was a radical faction, even more radical than the Uchiha hawks. If the opportunity presented itself to Danzo, he would attack.

"It's too quiet, and that's not a good thing." Funan murmured: "The Hokage should be busier. He needs to rebuild his relationship with the Hyuga clan, Ino-Shika-Cho. If so, then I need to find more things for them to be busy with."

"The power system of the Uchiha clan is established, we will avoid fighting, but we will not fear one."

“Okay, let’s do it!”

“Next step, make trouble!”

[Creak!]

The door opened and a slender figure walked in slowly.

Funan turned his head, smiled slightly, and said: "Shirayu, come here."

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