Naruto: sleeping invincible

Instructor Mitarashi Anko!

A ninja with a bold personality, a striking figure, and a sharp, sassy demeanor.

Special Jōnin, Mitarashi Anko.

"Alright, Anko," the Third Hokage declared, "I will grant you full authority to guide Nanaya from now on. He will no longer take missions under the usual system. All tasks and training methods will be entrusted to you."

"I see, Lord Third Hokage," Anko replied with a playful smile. She winked at Nanaya, her mischievous energy on full display.

And just like that, Nanaya followed Anko out of the Hokage building.

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In the Training Field

Outside Konoha Village, deep within a designated training ground, Anko stopped and studied her first student with curiosity.

Uchiha Nanaya.

She had heard the name before, especially after the Uchiha clan incident.

This boy was infamous—a perpetual repeater with a reputation for lacking ninja talent.

Despite being an Uchiha, Nanaya had shown no remarkable abilities, yet he had been granted special permission by the Third Hokage to graduate.

And not just any title—Special Genin.

It made sense now: Special Jōnin Mitarashi Anko would mentor Special Genin Uchiha Nanaya.

"Hey, little brother," Anko began teasingly, "from now on, you'll call me Anko-sensei!"

She was clearly enjoying this role reversal. Once a student herself, she could now revel in the authority of being a teacher.

"What 'little brother'? I'm the big brother here!" Nanaya shot back, rolling his eyes.

"Haha!" Anko burst into hearty laughter, leaning back slightly.

The motion caused the black fishnet outfit on her chest to sway conspicuously, though she seemed entirely unbothered.

"Student Nanaya, you're hilarious! I didn't expect my first disciple to be this entertaining."

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The Bell Test

"Alright, Anko-sensei," Nanaya said, a bit exasperated, "why did you bring me here? What are we doing? You're not interested in my 'masculinity,' are you? What exactly are you planning to do to me?"

Anko chuckled slyly.

"Nanaya, do all Uchiha family members have such wild imaginations?" she quipped. "Hmph! Yes, today, I, Anko-sensei, am going to do something to you here."

Nanaya froze for a moment, startled by her tone.

Could she really have some wild plans? After all, Mitarashi Anko was once a student of Orochimaru.

But his overthinking quickly dissolved as Anko removed her gray trench coat, revealing her figure in black fishnet stockings.

Curvaceous and toned, her body was undeniably impressive.

If the Third Hokage or Jiraiya had been present, they would've likely passed out from a nosebleed.

Anko stood confidently, hands on her hips, laughing boldly.

"Little Nanaya, today we're following a Konoha tradition, and it's also my test for you as your teacher."

With a flourish, she pulled out a small silver bell from her pocket.

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"Just grab the bell," she announced, dangling it in front of him.

This was indeed a long-standing tradition in Konoha—a test designed to evaluate new students.

The Third Hokage had once tested Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru this way. Minato had used it with Kakashi's team. Kakashi himself had passed it down to Naruto and Sasuke.

But this time, there was a twist.

Instead of a three-man team, it was just Nanaya.

"Student Nanaya, if you can steal this bell from me before dusk, you'll pass my test. As a reward, I'll treat you to dango and anko soup."

"And if I don't pass?" Nanaya asked, raising an eyebrow.

"If you fail…" Anko grinned mischievously, cracking her knuckles for emphasis.

"You'll pay for my dango and anko soup!"

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Nanaya's Dilemma

Nanaya narrowed his eyes. Dango and anko soup?

"You should cut back on sweets, Anko-sensei," he thought to himself. "Do you realize what your body's going to look like in a few decades?"

Anko's love for sweets was no secret. By the time of the Boruto era, it had made her noticeably plump—a far cry from her current figure.

"I'm not losing," Nanaya muttered under his breath.

Though he wasn't particularly attached to money, he wasn't about to let her drain his savings.

Still, a new thought crossed his mind.

Should I go easy on her? What if I hurt her by accident?

Anko misinterpreted his hesitation as nerves. She patted him on the back cheerfully.

"Don't worry, little Nanaya! Your teacher promises not to bankrupt you. Go all out!"

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The Test Begins

Anko stepped back a few meters and gave the signal.

"The assessment starts now!"

Nanaya remained motionless, standing calmly in place.

Anko raised an eyebrow, then smiled.

"Student Nanaya, you can hide in the woods. Remember to conceal your presence. I'll come find you."

Without wasting time, Nanaya dashed into the forest.

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Cat-and-Mouse

Nanaya hid deep in the forest, a warm smile spreading across his face.

Ms. Anko, if you want to play, I'll play along.

Even without using his full abilities or the power of his Frozen Fruit, defeating a Special Jōnin like Anko would be child's play.

Meanwhile, Anko wandered through the woods, her sharp eyes scanning for any sign of her student.

"Student Nanaya," she murmured, licking her lips, "your hiding skills could use some work. I can still sense your presence."

Nanaya chuckled softly from his hidden spot.

He could defeat her anytime—but where was the fun in that?