Naruto: Skill Copying System

"Alright, everyone. I need you to sign a death waiver before you enter the death forest. If any of your team members decide to not sign the death waiver, the whole team will be disqualified. Got it!?" Anko showed an example of the death waiver.

Every team that passed the first exam had different looks on their faces. Some were worried, some were excited, and some had neutral faces. 

My gaze landed on Anko's breasts that were held with tight clothes, and I wondered if I should try and get into her pants too. She must have some pretty cool skills because she is Orochimaru's disciple.

And while mentioning Orochimaru…

I looked over at the disguised Orochimaru. Orochimaru also looked back at me with a smiling yet evil grin.

If I remember correctly, Orochimaru is currently using a girl's body for his immortality jutsu, right? He should've transferred his soul into a girl's body.

That means that he must have female organs, and hypothetically speaking, the Copy System should work on Orochimaru, right!?

I contemplated… and I contemplated again.

It's very tempting! It's against my morals, but it's a very tempting opportunity! Just thinking about the long list of Orochimaru's skills almost made me cave in.

What if I manage to copy some science skills?

Or some other powerful jutsu?

What to do? What to do?

I bit my nails as I fought my inner demons. On one end, I'm on a strict no homo policy. On the other hand, Orochimaru currently has a female body, and I have a certain chance to trick Orochimaru into having intercourse if I use my brain.

How, you may ask? Doesn't Orochimaru covet my Uchiha body? I can just hint at Orochimaru that I'm interested in sex, and Orochimaru will understand. Orochimaru will then try to use sex as a lure to attract me, possibly even using her own body. As someone who already doesn't have morals, Orochimaru might not even mind.

FUCK!

I shook my head.

I won't do it.

Fucking a Sanin can be put off until later. Orochimaru isn't the only Sanin that can be fucked.

[A/N: I did say that Orochimama will exist, but not now… I need to make a plot for Orochimama to stay as a female.]

When the chance arises, I will try to fuck Tsunade.

But just thinking about all of those jutsus made me tremble. Like shit, what if I was somehow able to get the Immortality Jutsu and develop it to allow others to reincarnate into the bodies of women? Wouldn't I be able to copy the skills of men?

And what if I have access to the Edo Tensei? Wouldn't I be able to fuck reincarnated ladies?

Well, I'm not sure if they can orgasm, but the possibility is still there! Like what the heck, man!

I grieved on the inside.

"Are you going to sign it, Sasuke?" Naruto asked me with his silly face after seeing that I'm in deep thought.

Sakura also looked at me, wondering what I'm going to do.

"Of course I'm signing it." I gave them a side glance. Give up? No way. I wanted to do some things in the forest, so going there is a must.

I quickly signed the death waiver and handed it in with  Naruto and Sakura. We were then given a scroll that had the word HEAVEN written on it.

We were then told to go off into a direction and stop at a gate with a certain number. It seems that they wanted every team to start off at a different entrance.

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All three of us headed to the gate and the second exam soon began.

Once the door opened, we entered the death forest, and Naruto wanted to run in blindly, but I stopped him.

We had three days to complete the Exam, and to top it off, we still had to wait for Orochimaru's attack.

I recalled that Orochimaru would immediately head towards my direction to test out my strength. After that, the snake sannin plans to put a curse mark on me so that I will eventually go to crave for more power.

Once again, I cursed myself for being too weak at the current time. I probably won't be able to resist being marked. It's true that I was able to gain some cool abilities with the Skill Copying System, but I've yet to get an ability that enhances my overall capability.

I also didn't want to expose this skill copying ability of mine to Orochimaru, so I'll probably have to hide the copied skills like the Mind Transfer jutsu.

"What are you doing, Sasuke!? Why did you stop me from going in?" Naruto questioned, a little unsatisfied.

"Naruto! Sasuke must have his reasons." My simp immediately sided with me.

I looked at the two and said: "There's no need to rush and waste our energy to find people because they'll naturally come to us. We'll just slowly stroll towards the center tower of the death forest. We can change the plan depending on the situation later as needed." 

I said so, but personally, I didn't think that it's a good strategy. Hunting people down is actually more my style.

However, regardless of what my team and I do, Orochimaru will find us. Therefore, I'd rather save my energy.

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As expected, Orochimaru came and attacked the team.

Little did he know… I held back and just used barely enough strength to impress him. I was afraid that the Sanin might kill Sakura or Naruto if my strength isn't to his liking.

In the end, Orochimaru was very satisfied with my abilities, andI was marked with a Cursed Mark of Heaven.

However, he still burned the HEAVEN scroll, and he told me to run towards the top of the exams if I want more of the gift that I was given.