Naruto no Wood escapes and conquers the world

Konoha, ANBU dungeon.

There are two prisons in Konoha. One is on the edge of a cliff twenty miles outside Konoha Village. It is a prison where some of the most powerful chuunin, genin, and even ordinary people are imprisoned. Most of the inmates are from Konoha. own people.

The other one is on the five underground floors of the ANBU stronghold. The depth of each floor is about five meters. In other words, this prison is located 25 meters underground. Even if a ninja wants to escape from the prison, he will have to spend a lot of time. A lot of effort.

What's more, most of the prisoners here don't live for more than a week. They either hand over information and then die happily, or they resist desperately and are tortured and interrogated before their memories are read by the mountain clan and finally killed.

If the information is too important, but a curse or sealing technique has been planted in advance, such prisoners are collectively called useless prisoners in the ANBU. Under normal circumstances, they will be disposed of the next day, and only a small number of them will be imprisoned. , slowly break the curse in your brain.

For example, this is the case with Kirabi from Hidden Cloud Village.

But Kirabi is a little different from these people. The most important thing about Kirabi is not the intelligence in his brain, but the tailed beast in his body - the eight-tailed beast, the most powerful tailed beast after the nine-tails.

"I am Kirabi from the Kingdom of Thunder. I am the best rap artist in the world. I like wrestling with my big brother. I can freely change my tailed beast costume, yeah!"

The environment of the dungeon was not good, it was damp and dark, and most of the cells were empty. Only the deepest cell held a prisoner, and the prisoner did not seem to feel nervous about being imprisoned, and he rapped for his own entertainment. With.

Senju Naoki walked towards the depths of the dungeon. The empty dungeon still echoed Kirabi's rap from time to time.

"Innocence is my nature, come and be my brother, I hate the sun, I am curious about everything, I am best at using hot knives and thunder plows, and I also use a thunder pen occasionally, yeah!"

Senju Naoki finally stopped at the door of the cell deep inside. The 'prisoners' inside the cell saw Senju Naoki, but had no intention of paying attention and continued to write rap lyrics of unknown meaning.

"So, you seem to be treating this place as a concert?"

Hearing the word "concert", Kirabi's vision seemed to have just recovered, and he answered absentmindedly:

"As long as you have a heart for rapping, there is a stage for singing anywhere. This is what the master has said. You in Konoha can't understand it. The road is wide for you!"

Senju Naoki was not idle about exchanging insults with Kirabi this time, but in order for Kirabi to stop his noisy rapping and clear his ears, he decided to completely defeat Kirabi's desire to rap.

"No, no, isn't it? Does a single bet count as a bet?"

Kirabi was about to continue rapping and scolding when he stopped. A single bet does not count... but all his raps are single bets!

"Does a single bet count as a bet? A single bet does not count as a bet..."

Kirabi repeated these two sentences blankly, feeling that all his rap career in the past few decades had been ruined...

"Bi! Kirabi! Cheer up!"

The eight-tailed bull ghost violently shook Kirabi's spiritual body, but this move was enough to ignore most illusions, but it could not awaken the current Kirabi.

Looking at Kirabi who was lost and no longer making noises, Senju Naoki felt for the first time that the Mouth Release was really powerful. It was very difficult to subdue Kirabi on the battlefield. No matter how many ordinary ninjas there were, it would not be enough, but using Just one word is enough...

I have to say, the world is amazing.

"Okay, follow me next."

Senju Naoki opened the cell, but Kirabi still showed no reaction, and even had no intention of escaping. However, even if he had the intention, Kirabi would not be able to successfully escape.

From the moment he entered this dungeon, ANBU ninjas injected Kirabi with chakra-suppressing drugs every hour. Even if the jinchūriki's chakra far exceeded that of ordinary ninjas, it would be impossible to get rid of such a powerful drug effect.

Therefore, the eight-tailed ogre, who had already anticipated what would happen next, could only watch helplessly as Kirabi was kidnapped.

Senju Naoki restrained Kirabi's hands and feet with water escape, and directly picked him up and walked out of the dungeon. After passing through five tightly guarded levels, Senju Naoki finally returned to the ground.

"Lord Naoki."

The ANBU chief, who was wearing a mask and had the same silver hair but exuding a lazy aura, greeted him as if he had just met by chance.

"It's Kakashi, what's the matter?"

Senju Naoki glanced at it, but he didn't seem to see the intimate paradise that Kakashi always carried with him. Could it be that becoming the ANBU minister could make Kakashi quit traditional crafts?

But Senju Naoki definitely overestimated Kakashi's integrity. Kakashi's purpose this time was to go to Konoha Hospital to visit the seriously injured Jiraiya, and by the way get the manuscript of the latest issue of Intimate Paradise!

For a fan of Love Heaven, this is the absolute highest honor. The original manuscript is much rarer than any collector's edition, collector's edition, or limited edition, and it is unique!

"Well, it's nothing, but Naoki-sama, what are you going to do with Kirabi?"

Kakashi asked cautiously. It's not that Senju Naoki's majesty has made Kakashi afraid, but Senju Naoki's strength and reputation. In this, it can even be called the Fourth Ninja War. , has reached its peak.

Defeat Kirigakure and capture the fifth generation of Mizukage Terumi Mei.

Retreat from Cloud Hidden and capture the Fourth Raikage and the Eight-Tailed Jinchuuriki.

He single-handedly protects Konoha, and his achievements on the battlefield have surpassed those of the former Fourth Generation Hokage and Konoha Sannin, and is second only to the former First Generation Hokage.

Moreover, Kirabi is still Senju Naoki's prisoner. Even if Senju Naoki releases Kirabi directly, the villagers and ninjas of Konoha who have become fanatical fans will not say anything, and the Hokage will not pursue it. any liability.

But he, the ANBU minister, was in a terrible situation. The Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki was imprisoned in the ANBU dungeon. Now that the Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki had 'accidentally' escaped, someone had to take the blame.

Although this pot won't crush him to death, it will probably ruin his reputation...

"Oh, it's nothing. It's just that the injury has almost recovered recently. Let's re-seal the Eight-Tails." Naoki Senju waved his hand and said casually, without any intention of showing off!

Re-seal the Eight-Tails... Kakashi is about to cry. Can you be more serious about such an important matter?

For example, plan the venue in advance, arrange sealing ninjas and barrier ninjas, as well as ANBU responsible for guarding, and medical ninjas just in case, to avoid accidents during the sealing process... It seems that no accidents can happen...

"Naoki-sama, wait a moment. I will notify the sealing class and the medical class right away. As for the barrier...anbu ninjas are enough. By the way, where does Naoki-sama plan to seal the Eight-Tails?"

Seeing Kakashi busy, Senju Naoki was worried. With Kakashi in the ANBU and Nara Shikaku in the Hokage Building, I'm afraid Tsunade-san can be more legitimately lazy...

"Ahhh!!!"

Tsunade, who was huddled in the kotatsu, suddenly sneezed, muttered, and then ordered Terumi Mei, who was holding a knee pillow:

"Ming Ming, help me peel another orange. Remember to remove all the orange shreds, otherwise it won't taste good."

Terumi Mei, the maid known as 'Mingming', wanted to put orange peels into Tsunade's mouth, but the fourth generation Raikage was tortured and interrogated, and the tortured lesson was right in front of her, so she could only be forced to pick up one Blanch the oranges, peel them and then carefully remove the orange shreds.