Naruto, Konan: Don't make trouble, I'm pregnant

Yun Fan and Uzumaki Naruto arrived at the door of Ichiraku Ramen Shop.

This time, Yun Fan was not dragged into the illusion by Uncle Yile, and then deceived and carried out sneak attacks without respecting martial ethics...

Now Yun Fan is still confused by what Uncle Yile said. To put it bluntly, the world of Naruto is far from being as simple as he imagined.

But there is one thing that Yunfan always thinks is very important.

That is, Uncle Ichiraku cannot leave the Ichiraku Ramen Shop, otherwise a huge disaster will occur.

Yunfan became more and more certain that there was someone with powerful power sealed in the sacred tree, possibly even more powerful than Kaguya Otsutsuki.

Yun Fan and Uzumaki Naruto entered the Ichiraku Ramen Shop.

"Naruto, you're here again!" said the beautiful sister Ayame.

"Sister Ayame, give me ten bowls of ramen first. Brother Yunfan will treat you this time!" Uzumaki Naruto said with a smile.

Sister Ayame smiled and said: "Yeah, no problem!"

Sister Ayame glanced at Yunfan and asked, "Hello Yunfan, what type of ramen do you want to eat?"

"Just the same as Naruto." Yun Fan replied.

"Okay!" Sister Ayame entered the kitchen.

"Yo Xi!" Uncle Yile's deep voice came from the back kitchen.

Uzumaki Naruto sat on the table and waited expectantly.

Yun Fan didn't think randomly, but waited quietly.

soon.

A large bowl of hot ramen was placed in front of Yun Fan and Uzumaki Naruto.

"Eat slowly. There is still a lot in the pot in the kitchen. Since you all order the same ramen, it reduces my workload."

Although Yunfan knew that Uncle Yile was an extraordinary person, Yunfan just treated him as an ordinary person, ordering ramen and communicating normally.

After half an hour.

Yun Fan and Uzumaki Naruto patted their round bellies and left the Ichiraku Ramen Shop with satisfaction.

"Brother Yunfan, please teach me how to practice. It's only 02:30 in the afternoon." Uzumaki Naruto said.

"Well, I can't teach you new ninjutsu..." Yun Fan said directly.

My ninjutsu is all the power of the Rinnegan, I can't teach it to you, Naruto...

"Now that Sasuke has Kakashi to train with him, I can't lag behind. I need to practice new ninjutsu!" Uzumaki Naruto said with a fist.

New ninjutsu?If Jiraiya taught Naruto any new jutsu, it would be the Psychic Jutsu and the Rasengan.

If Teacher Jiraiya comes back and keeps teaching Naruto how to practice, can Naruto learn the Rasengan before the Chunin Exam?

After all, the situation at that time was that after Jiraiya taught Naruto the psychic technique, he left Konoha Village to explore for clues about Orochimaru.

If Naruto learns the Rasengan, holy shit, the showdown in the third stage of the Chuunin Examination will be between the most handsome boy on the street...

Can I learn the Rasengan myself?

Give it a try another day!

When Mr. Jiraiya comes back, ask him to teach Naruto the Rasengan and psychic skills first. You can postpone it later, don't worry.

With him here, even if Gaara turns into a tailed beast, it won't be a big problem.

Yun Fan put away his thoughts and said: "Naruto, I'm going to the Hokage Building."

"Why are you looking for that perverted old man?" Uzumaki Naruto asked.

Yun Fan was stunned for a moment, yes, the Third Hokage seems to be a perverted old man, and Teacher Jiraiya is also a very perverted person. Does this mean that like a teacher, like a disciple?

Yun Fan laughed and said, "I have something to deal with."

Afterwards, Yun Fan and Uzumaki Naruto waved goodbye, and Yun Fan went to the Hokage Building alone.

The Hokage Building is equivalent to an administrative building, with a height of five floors and manages all aspects of the village.

The fifth floor is where the Hokage works.

From the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, you can see most of Konoha Village.

There is a platform on the fifth floor. On the rocks above the platform, there are statues of past Hokages.

Yun Fan came to the gate of the Hokage Building, where there were two Chuunin stationed there.

"What's the matter with you coming to the Hokage Building?" One of the Chuunin asked Yun Fan.

Yun Fan said: "I have something to do with the Third Hokage, just tell me there is a man named Yun Fan and come to him."

"Okay, I'll go up and report." The chuunin used ninja running to run up the fifth floor from the wall.

soon.

He ran down again and said without even taking a breath: "The Third Hokage has agreed to see you, you can go up to the fifth floor."

Yun Fan nodded, "Yeah."

Yunfan walked slowly up the stairs from the first floor to the fifth floor.

"Really, I waited for so long. I didn't know that ninjas can fly over walls." The third generation Hokage, who had already turned white hair, complained when he saw Yun Fan walking in from the door.

I feel like Ninja Running is a good second grade... Yunfan replied: "Last time, I was detained, so now I plan to see the structure of the Hokage Building."

Yun Fan did see a lot. On every floor, there were many ninjas, doing their respective jobs.

The Third Hokage smiled and said, "Tell me, why are you here looking for me? Konan told me, you also want to become a Konoha ninja, right?"

Yun Fan nodded and said: "Yes, I am willing to sacrifice my life and blood for the organization!"

The Third Hokage said "Uh-huh" and said, "That's good... Konoha Village is looking for someone like you who speaks well."

Yun Fan: "..."

The Third Hokage said: "Your information has been backed up, and I am waiting for your consent. Since you are willing to become a ninja of Konoha Village, I will hand over the information to them for record."

The Third Hokage sat on his desk and shouted, "Here comes someone."

The ninja guarding the door ran in, "The Third Hokage, what are your orders?"

"Take this information to the Ninja Personnel Department for filing." The Third Hokage took a piece of information and said.

"Yes!" The ninja took the information and left.

The Third Hokage smiled and said: "Okay, Yunfan, welcome you to become the Jonin of Konoha Village."

Yun Fan asked: "What is the salary of a jounin?"

The Third Hokage said: "The basic salary is ten thousand silver dollars. If you perform well and complete the task well, you will be compensated with a large amount of money."

Damn it, the salary of a Jonin is so high, the basic salary alone is tens of thousands of silver dollars... Yunfan thought to himself.

Yun Fan asked again: "How are working hours calculated?"

It can’t be some 996 blessing...

The Third Hokage smiled and said: "Jounin are all ninja elites, and some will be the teachers of the genin. If you don't want to be, that's fine, it doesn't matter. It's usually not an emergency, and you have more free time."

Damn, it’s so good!Yunfan's dream was to make money while lying down, but he didn't expect that in this world, his dream would come true.

Yun Fan beamed with joy: "I am willing to go to the mountains of swords and the sea of ​​fire for the organization!"

The Third Hokage: "..."

Yun Fan remembered the purpose of coming here and said: "The Third Hokage, can you send some people to find Mr. Jiraiya?"

The Third Hokage said: "Orochimaru seems to be plotting something in the Land of Fire. He went to investigate for clues."

It's because Jiraiya went to investigate the clues that you got fucked... Yunfan habitually complained in his heart.

Yunfan said directly: "I know what Orochimaru wants to do. He will implement the plan to destroy Konoha during the third stage of the Chunin Exam."

The Third Hokage said with a smile: "If he dares to come, I will kill him. Last time I spared his life out of consideration for the relationship between teachers and students, but I won't do it this time."

Big brother, Uncle Snake controls the core technology. He is no longer the Uncle Snake he used to be... Yun Fan sighed inwardly.

The third generation Hokage is still too confident, but he doesn't know that Orochimaru is already immortal and can summon undead to fight, such as the first generation Hokage and the second generation Hokage.

Yunfan didn't want the third generation Hokage to be killed by Orochimaru.

If we were to say who loved Uzumaki Naruto the most before meeting Jiraiya, besides Iruka, the second one was the Third Hokage.

It's just that the Third Hokage was too busy. Every time he chatted with Uzumaki Naruto, it was always when he gave him pocket money to use.

If Naruto Uzumaki turns dark, no one can blame him.

However, even though Uzumaki Naruto knew that most people in the entire Konoha Village hated him, he still loved the world.

Of course, this is all thanks to the following people.

The first person is the Third Hokage.

Because the Third Hokage often gave Uzumaki Naruto pocket money, letting Uzumaki know that someone still cared about him.

The second person is Konohamaru.

Konohamaru's admiration made Uzumaki Naruto feel that he was also admired.

The third person, Iruka.

Iruka's Mouth Release was passed on to Uzumaki Naruto. From then on, Uzumaki Naruto embarked on the road of no return with Mouth Release.

The fourth person, Class [-].

Neither Uchiha Sasuke, Sakura, nor even Hatake Kakashi cared about Uzumaki Naruto's origin. Although Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto often quarreled and quarreled, they were all fighting but in love. , scolding is love.

The fifth person is Jiraiya.

Basically, Naruto Uzumaki was brought up by Jiraiya, and he is equivalent to a teacher and a father.

The above people occupy a very important position, which makes Uzumaki Naruto always optimistic and loving the world.

Therefore, Yunfan definitely didn't want the third generation Hokage to be killed by Orochimaru. Without him, Uzumaki Naruto would have hated the world, and then turned black and destroyed the world.

It was the beginning of the Third Hokage that allowed Uzumaki Naruto to meet Konohamaru, Iruka, Team [-], and Jiraiya.

Closer to home.

Yun Fan explained: "The Third Hokage, you'd better get Jiraiya back first. This shouldn't be difficult for you."

Since there are mobile phones and computers in this world, although it is difficult for ninjas to carry them with them, they should be able to contact Jiraiya.

The Third Hokage nodded and said: "It's not a problem, it's just that if Jiraiya is near the Land of Fire, I can ask the contact ninja to contact ninjas in other places, and then it will be easy to find Jiraiya. "

Yun Fan nodded and said: "Okay, if you contact Teacher Jiraiya, you can tell him that I have clues about Orochimaru and ask him to return to Konoha Village."

Sure enough, you have to rely on organizations and the country to find people.

The Third Hokage still didn't believe it: "You said Orochimaru would come to Konoha Village and destroy Konoha. As long as he dares to come, I will make sure he never comes back."

Could this be the martyr's ambition in his old age... Yunfan could only say: "Orochimaru is already immortal."

The Third Hokage was stunned for a moment, "How did you know?"

Yun Fan replied: "Orochimaru likes to study some taboo things, such as immortality and resurrecting the dead. As a teacher, you know best."

"However, his body is only immortal. His soul can still be killed."

After hearing what Yun Fan said, the Third Hokage said annoyed and angry: "Back then! I shouldn't have let him go in the first place!"

Yun Fan sighed and said: "If you could have known this in advance, the Third Hokage would not have let Orochimaru go, and finally let him go... In fact, the Third Hokage, why didn't you give Orochimaru a break? Give me a chance, people are all animals with emotions, how can they be so heartless."

The Third Hokage leaned back on his chair with a dejected expression, closed his eyes, and then said: "I will call Jiraiya back. Since Orochimaru's body is immortal and Jiraiya can help, I have enough Confidence can kill him!”

Yun Fan said: "Life is precious, the Third Hokage please don't be so radical."

Yun Fan knew that the Third Hokage planned to use [Ghoul Seal] to swallow Orochimaru's entire soul to death.

Speaking of immortality, Yunfan thought of Hidan. [Sealing the Ghosts] should be useless against Hidan.

It seemed that Hidan's soul and body were already in a state of immortality.

The Third Hokage said in a low tone: "I am an old man now. It's time for me to understand all the sins I committed in the past..."

Originally, the third generation Hokage only disabled Orochimaru's hands in the end. Now with Yunfan and Jiraiya here, the third generation Hokage can successfully kill Orochimaru if he really wants to trade one life for another.

Yunfan hopes that the third generation Hokage will not be so conceited. Now is the time to take care of his old age, and he still has his son Sarutobi Asuma.

After a while, Asuma and Yuhi Kurenai's child was born, and he could still hug his grandson, watch his grandson grow up, and watch Naruto become the Hokage...

Why bother fighting Orochimaru? It’s not worth it!

Yun Fan sighed, put away his thoughts, and finally chatted with the Third Hokage for a few words, and then left here.

To persuade the third generation Hokage not to have the idea of ​​​​exchanging lives with Orochimaru, it is impossible to do it with Yunfan's emotional bond.

Either his son Sarutobi Asuma, or his two disciples - Jiraiya and Tsunade.

Therefore, Yunfan waited until Jiraiya came back and then told him these things to see if Jiraiya could persuade the third generation Hokage to give up the idea of ​​​​fighting to death.