Naruto, Konan: Don't make trouble, I'm pregnant

Uncle Yile grabbed Yun Fan's head with both hands and paced back and forth, anxious.

Hey, uncle, you are a master, can you look like a master... Yun Fan was speechless in his heart.

Uncle Yile said: "[The Heretic Demon Statue] has been snatched away. Is it true that the disaster of this world is still coming?"

When Yun Fan saw Uncle Yile walking around, he was shaking and had a headache. After all, he was grabbing his head...

So, Yun Fan comforted him: "Uncle, please calm down first, and tell me clearly first, what will happen if the [Herety Demon Statue] is taken away?"

Uncle Ichiraku said: "That kid Uchiha Madara, he already knows something more or less. He wants to lift the seal of the sacred tree. He is a very smart person and will definitely lay out a very far-reaching plan! "

Madara is also a poor person, and was taken advantage of by Kaguya Otsutsuki's Black Zetsu and White Zetsu... Yunfan thought of the memory of Hokage in his previous life.

"However, although Uncle Yile claims to know a lot, he doesn't seem to know the life experiences of Black Jue and White Jue." Yun Fan thought in his heart.

Originally, Yun Fan planned to tell Uncle Yile about Black Zetsu and White Zetsu, but due to his arrival in the Naruto world, the process and results have become different. Let's listen to what Uncle Yile has to say first.

After Uncle Yile walked back and forth a few times, he said, "Now, it's up to you to stop his plan."

Well, it seems that the uncle is powerless and has begun to mess up... When Yunfan heard what Uncle Yile said, he knew that he had no good ideas anymore.

Just when Yun Fan wanted to tell Uncle Yile about the life experiences of Black Jue and White Jue, he ran out of opportunities.

Because Uncle Ichiraku said: "I can't maintain this illusion for too long, and when I return to reality, you have to treat me as an ordinary person, the ordinary manager of Ichiraku Ramen Shop, otherwise the sacred tree will sense abnormalities."

"But don't worry, it's only sensitive to me... The illusion can't be maintained any longer. Boy, you must make a contract with Jiraiya on Mt. Myoki to practice celestial arts, and you must prevent the lifting of the seal of the sacred tree!"

"Uncle, am I useless?" Yun Fan knew that he only had one head left, and his lower body and hands were gone.

"It can't be crippled, it just feels a little uncomfortable...Okay, my illusion has to be lifted. You must treat me as an ordinary person in Konoha Village. You can't ask me about the sacred tree, including ninja knowledge. No, you can't talk too much about me, even if you talk to me, it can only be the boss of Ichiraku Ramen... I used the illusion this time, and it will take a long time before I can use the illusion... .”

As Uncle Yile focused on the key points, Yunfan's reincarnation eyes saw white mist floating in Konoha Village, and then it was like a broken lens...

"Wow!" Yun Fan knelt on his knees and spat out sweet blood.

The amount of bleeding was very heavy, as if he was under a heavy burden, but Yunfan felt that his body was not injured.

"Brother Yunfan, why are you vomiting blood?" Naruto Uzumaki quickly supported Yunfan and asked worriedly.

This is fine, why do you vomit blood?

"It's okay, I'm okay..." Yun Fan said while holding back the pain.

After saying that, he spat out a mouthful of blood.

Then, Yun Fan fainted.

"Damn it, other people traveled across time hugging beauties on both sides. I traveled across time just to faint..." Yun Fan's remaining consciousness was still complaining.

After he finished complaining, his consciousness was completely unconscious, and then Yunfan fell unconscious.

......

This time he fainted not long ago.

At eight o'clock in the evening, Yun Fan woke up.

Yun Fan was exhausted, unable to move, and felt like his body had been hollowed out.

Yunfan checked the surrounding situation, which was similar to the facilities and layout of the hospital in his previous life, and then saw Xiaonan sitting next to the window, looking at the scenery outside the window.

The light outside the window is bright, and under the light are flowers and plants, and paths in the forest.

This is a walking park and garden specially created by the hospital, which allows patients to go for a walk and relax their mind, whether during the day or at night.

"Xonan, how long have I been unconscious?"

Xiaonan continued to look at the scenery outside the window, and then said: "I have been unconscious for more than an hour... Yunfan, I can't understand why you faint every now and then. Is it because of your name?" ?”

I didn’t want to. It was impossible to faint. Uncle Yile almost killed me without saying a word. Fortunately, it was just an illusion and he was merciful. Otherwise, you would have to look at my black and white photo on the grave. ...Yunfan looked at the ceiling, I thought with frustration and anger.

The thought passed quickly, and Yun Fan said: "By the way, is there something wrong with my name?"

Xiaonan smiled, then shook his head with a sigh, and said in a helpless tone: "Yunfan, I'm so dizzy, I'm so dizzy that it annoys others..."

Xiaonan, you misunderstood, my surname is Yun, my single name is Fan... Yunfan laughed twice and said: "I am indeed annoying enough..."

Xiaonan said: "It's so annoying that I'm used to it."

"Xiaonan, since you're used to it, feed me something to eat. I can't move my whole body..."

"No."

"I'm really starving. I originally wanted to eat ramen with Naruto, but before I could eat the ramen, I fainted again... Hey, why did I say double click, Huo Yan Yanyi, Shui Miao?..."

Xiaonan, who was sitting next to the window, smiled and said, "Not only are you tired of being dizzy, but you're also tired of talking."

"The roundworms in my stomach are also annoying me. I'm so hungry that I'll faint again..." Yun Fan was lying on the hospital bed, looking up at the ceiling.

If I could, I would eat the ceiling... Yun Fan looked like he was about to die.

Seeing Yun Fan's dead look, Xiaonan, who didn't like to laugh, smiled very touchingly, "Okay, I reluctantly went to help you pack some food and came back."

Is this your attitude towards patients... Yunfan didn't dare to push the envelope when he saw Xiaonan finally getting food for him. He was afraid that Xiaonan would give up and quit.

So Xiaonan left the ward and went to the hospital canteen to buy a nutritious dinner with her newly received salary.

It's different when a rich woman takes action.

after awhile.

Xiaonan came back, put the dinner on the bedside table, and said, "Hey, I bought dinner for you."

"Xiao Nan, I have difficulty moving, please feed me." Yun Fan was still lying on the hospital bed, looking at the ceiling, not because he was affectionate and intentional, but because he couldn't move his whole body.

Xiaonan refused: "No."

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