Naruto, Konan: Don't make trouble, I'm pregnant

sunset.

It was already evening.

Yunfan and Xiaonan arrived at the heart of Konoha Village.

People were coming and going, especially the vegetable market. There were ninjas and ordinary residents coming and going.

Yunfan looked at the various stores on the street, and once again felt that there was really no difference from his previous life, except that this world had ninjas.

Yun Fan saw a store selling mobile phones and ran over quickly and asked, "Boss, why don't I see ninjas using mobile phones when communicating?"

The owner of the mobile phone store looked at him like a fool. This young man must be an otaku. Even an otaku would not know this basic knowledge...

However, the boss still explained: "Young man, you are not a ninja, right?"

Yun Fan didn't answer. He had just come to this world and still didn't know much about it.

The boss thought he acquiesced and said, "The signal of a mobile phone will be the same as chakra. If a ninja takes a mobile phone on a mission, it will easily bring disaster to himself."

"Just imagine, when you need to lurk, the signal of your mobile phone reveals your location, would you feel uncomfortable?"

"Moreover, because the signal of a mobile phone is the same as chakra, carrying it on the body is like a time bomb. Certain ninjas with chakra properties are matched with the mobile phone signal and can control the changes in the nature of the mobile phone signal, thereby causing the mobile phone to explode!"

"So, the main purpose of inventing mobile phones is to provide us with a way of entertainment..."

After hearing his boss's explanation, Yun Fan finally understood why ninjas did not use mobile phones or radios to communicate with each other.

Yunfan guessed that the inventor of mobile phones should be the Yamanaka family...

After the boss finished explaining, he immediately introduced to Yunfan: "Young man, look at this. This is the new Pineapple 13. It has high performance and is paired with the Shanlong 888 developed by the Yamanaka family. When playing games, it can be turned on at 120 frames. !”

Yunfan looked at the price of the phone Pineapple 13 in the display box - 9999 silver dollars!

Sorry for disturbing you!

Yun Fan laughed and said: "Forget it, it's too expensive, I can't afford it."

The boss snapped his fingers and continued to introduce to Yunfan: "Although Pineapple 13 is a bit expensive, it is worth the money. Of course, here is the latest series of Barley 13. The price is several thousand silver dollars lower than Pineapple 13, but its performance is also the same. Very good, this brand focuses on 'Born for Fever', it's cheap and good quality!"

Yunfan looked at the price of Barley 13 again - 4999 silver dollars!

Damn it, this is cheap!

I can't even afford a 98 silver dollar old model now!

Yun Fan laughed again and said, "I'll think about it."

Yun Fan caught up with Xiaonan who was walking on his own and sighed: "It's really hard to have no money..."

Xiaonan asked: "Why did you buy a mobile phone?"

I am used to never leaving my phone, so I feel uncomfortable without a mobile phone... Yun Fan said: "I can't afford it now. I think I can play with my mobile phone when I don't have any tasks, or when I'm on vacation."

Konan said calmly: "Nagato, Yahiko and I used to practice and make ourselves stronger when we didn't have tasks. You are just wasting your time playing with your phone."

Yunfan felt that Xiaonan was right. After absorbing a little bit of Orochimaru's chakra, his chakra became a little more, but it also became a little turbid. If he didn't use some ninjutsu, or condense and control Chakra, make them more pure, and they will escape from the body.

In other words, for example, if a little dirty water is poured into a bucket of extremely clear water, even though there is a little more water, the bucket of clear water will become turbid. Only through practice can the bucket of clear water (chakra) become turbid. Purify it. If you do this, the dirty water will have to be poured out.

Yun Fan once again felt that the ninjas in this world were actually just like the soldiers in the previous life. They also needed to train to strengthen their physique. However, the ninjas in this world were stronger than the soldiers in the previous life, and they were not the kind that were ten times the hundred.

For example, if you take an M4A4 automatic rifle and shoot at a ninja, even if you finish shooting a bunch of bullets, a [Tsuchi Liubi] will be able to block them all, or you can just rely on your physical reflexes to find obstacles. , can all be avoided.

Even if you take an RPG26 rocket launcher, which is more lethal and destructive, and fire a missile at a ninja, it can smash ordinary obstacles. If this ninja is only a genin level, you might be able to blast him. Die, but if you are at the chuunin level, or even the jounin level, by the time you take aim and he uses a [Blinking Body Technique], you will be too dead to die.

"In this world, thermal weapons are of no use at all. To ninjas, they are no different than toys. No wonder I have never seen a gun even though I have the technology to make mobile phones, computers, TVs, etc..... ."

"But cold weapons still have some effect on ninjas, and they may enhance their close combat capabilities and lethality."

Yunfan began to review the world of Naruto.

Although this world has not changed much from the Naruto world that I am familiar with, when I traveled to this world, I realized that it was not as simple as I thought.

The sound of "gurgling" sounded, and Yunfan's stomach growled.

"Hey, let's slowly understand this Naruto world in the future. Even eating enough is a big problem for me. Why do you think so much? I'll think about it later..." Yun Fan rubbed his stomach and complained in his heart.

Xiaonan heard Yunfan's stomach scream, but she pretended not to hear it and still walked forward with her sexy body.

"I'll give you tens of thousands of yuan as promised. At least you can leave 100 yuan for me to eat... What a prodigal girl!" Yun Fan looked at Xiao Nan's figure from behind, shook his head and sighed in a low voice.

at this time.

Yunfan saw two acquaintances, Uzumaki Naruto and Sakura.

"Sakura, are you holding the bouquet to look at Sasuke?" Uzumaki Naruto said with a dog-licking look on his face.

"Naruto, can you disturb the world between Sasuke and I? You said you won't visit him!" Sakura said.

"Tch, who would look at that guy! He was too weak to get hurt!" Uzumaki Naruto hit Sasuke who was still in the hospital here.

Sakura directly gave Uzumaki Naruto a mallet, and a big bump immediately appeared on Uzumaki Naruto's head, "Sasuke-kun was injured because of me. You didn't do anything. You still have the right to say that he is weak. I think he is the weakest." It’s you!”

In fact, what Sakura didn't know was that Uchiha Sasuke was indeed responsible for saving her, but he was killed by Orochimaru with one move.

In other words, Uchiha Sasuke yelled "Yeah", and then he fell into a coma under the heavy responsibility.

Only Uzumaki Naruto managed to get out of the way with the help of Nine-Tails Chakra. Not only did he fight Orochimaru's clone a few times, he also injured Orochimaru.

The loud noise Yunfan and Mitarashi Anko heard last time was caused by the fight between Uzumaki Naruto and Orochimaru.

Later, Uzumaki Naruto was used by Orochimaru [Five Elements Seal] to seal Uzumaki Naruto's nine-tailed chakra. If not, maybe Uzumaki Naruto would grow two tails, or even three tails, and then Uzumaki Naruto The person who drives it will be upgraded.

Orochimaru had only seen the Nine-Tails Chakra for the first time, and he didn't know the situation, so he could only subconsciously seal Naruto Uzumaki's Nine-Tails Chakra.

In fact, this simple [Five Elements Seal] cannot seal the Kyuubi, but when it saw Konan appear, and Uzumaki Naruto's life was not in any danger, the Kyuubi simply lay flat and died.

Although the process is different, the result is the same.

Of course, if Yunfan had not fainted and informed Jiraiya in advance that Orochimaru would appear in the Forest of Death, then the process and results might have changed.

This world is a real world, and there is no regret medicine to take.

At that time, Yun Fan felt that everyone was chatting happily. After eating and drinking, it was not too late to talk about Orochimaru. After all, there was still a lot of time.

But Yunfan never expected that Madara Uchiha would return to the west, which would lead to him being implicated and being in a coma for several days.

Of course, Yunfan didn't know that the reason for his coma was related to Uchiha Madara.

When he woke up, he found that he could fully use the abilities of the Six Paths. He felt that it was the samsara eye that was sleeping and adapting, which caused him to fall into coma.

At the Yuhuo BBQ restaurant, Yunfan's choice to "wait" almost caused the third Hokage to die. Fortunately, he woke up early.

Yunfan's current plan is to go to the Third Hokage with Xiaonan and ask the Third Hokage to mobilize manpower to find Jiraiya.

In this way, when Orochimaru dressed as Sand Shadow appears in the third stage of the Chunin Examination, the plot of killing the Third Hokage will not happen.

Jiraiya is back, and with his intelligence and his own fighting power, Uncle Snake can kill the Third Hokage, so he might as well find a piece of tofu and kill him.

"I'm so hungry. I'm really going to hallucinate..." Yun Fan felt that the plan to ask the Third Hokage to find Jiraiya was far less important than the current plan - just to fill up. abdomen!

The sky is big and the earth is big, and the rice is the biggest!

Now, the second stage of the Chunin Examination will only be completed in a few days, and there will be a training period in between.

Therefore, the third stage of the Chunin Examination will take about a month. Yunfan feels that there is enough time to get Jiraiya back.

It is impossible to faint, and it is impossible to faint again in this life... Yunfan feels that his Samsara Eye has been fully activated, and he will no longer faint suddenly.

"Okay, I've fainted. It was from hunger..." Yun Fan was so hungry that his head was dizzy, as if there were stars spinning in his eyes.

Until he saw Uzumaki Naruto and Sakura appear, Yunfan instantly felt that dinner was in order!