Myriad world funny group

"Hey, brother, you have helped me a lot. Thanks to you, this idea and the method I thought of are simply great. Let me just say, there must be some loopholes in grabbing red envelopes!"

Seeing Zhang Yu so happy, Cheng Ming shook his head and said: "This thing is good, but there are certain viruses installed on the mobile phone, so you must install it carefully, and clean up the garbage and so on. , you must be careful about this! However, if you are willing to spend money to buy this kind of software, you may be able to buy something that does not have a Trojan horse, so you can research it, or ask Dong Jun, Dong Jun must know!"

Zhang Yu didn't care about this when he heard that there was this magic tool for grabbing red envelopes?

"Ok ok, oh, the little supernatural power in our dormitory, thanks to you for helping me figure out a way, I have sent it for a day, I don't know how to deal with the thing about grabbing the red envelope, I can't get it all the time, it hurts my heart Itchy, itchy hands."

When he heard what Zhang Yu said, Cheng Ming asked Zhang Yu very curiously: "What's the matter, brother, even if there is a red envelope group, you will also pull me in. If you don't bring your brother with such a good thing, you are still not a human being." ?”

As soon as Zhang Yu heard that it was all over now, he missed what he said, got caught in this matter, and told the words of Nong Nong in his dormitory, it would be terrible, besides, this kind of group is not easy to pull people in, It's not easy for me to stay in this group, if I pull people again, it's basically impossible?
In order not to make his brother sad, and to continue to ask, Zhang Yu had no choice but to laugh and say: "Oh, how could it be just an ordinary red envelope group? They are all a few cents, not money at all. , a kid from a rich family like you must despise this kind of money, right?"

When he heard Zhang Yu say that, Famous indeed nodded.

"That's right, there's really no need to expend that effort for a few cents. I said brother, you are too worthless. You are still moaning all day long for these few cents, and you still have to What are you doing, grabbing the red envelope magic weapon is that kind of thing, right?"

Zhang Yu thought about it, and felt that what the fat man said was very reasonable, but he definitely couldn't tell Cheng Ming the reason, so he could only continue to lie.

"No way, I'm idle and have nothing to do. Let's go back to the dormitory to rest after dinner. Those monkey cubs don't know what to do in the dormitory. Don't they have something to discuss with me?"

"Hey, there is nothing else to discuss with you. I'm not in a hurry. Do you want you to help everyone solve the problem of being single?"

Chen Ming is also helpless, thinking about those crooked melons in his dormitory, it is really not an easy thing to get rid of being single. Anyway, when he develops in the future, he will never forget his brother Yes, just take them slowly in the future.

Zhang Yu is not an ungrateful person, besides, these brothers are quite good to him. Although they each have their own faults, they get along quite happily, so Zhang Yu will find ways to help them in the future.

"Okay, I know that my brothers treat me very well, don't worry, I will never forget you guys when I get rich in the future!"

"This is the brother. With your words, we can rest assured."

So Zhang Yu and Chen Ming went back to the dormitory, shoulder to shoulder.

As soon as he returned to the dormitory, Zhang Yu first assured everyone that he would definitely find a way to get rid of the problem of everyone being single, and told everyone not to worry. After all, this kind of thing can't be rushed?
"Okay, okay, don't worry about this, buddy will take it to heart, okay, if I really get together with Murong Xue'er in the future, you can rest assured, Murong Xue'er, there are so many beauties around you, give me It’s not easy for you to introduce a few, so don’t be in a hurry, don’t be in a hurry, the time will come soon.”

When they heard what Zhang Yu said, they all felt that it was very reasonable. If they said this, they must not be anxious. There will be plenty of time in the future, and they can go after Murong Xueer, the beautiful woman next to the big school girl!

"Yes, what Zhang Yu said is very reasonable, quite reasonable!"

After a few people were fooled by them, they were very satisfied, so Zhang Yu began to pull Dong Juan'er, and began to ask about the doubts in his heart.

When Dong Jun saw Zhang Yu coming over to pull him, he immediately covered his eyes.

"Oh, brother, don't fucking come close to me. Let me tell you, as soon as you get close to me now, you only think about how many g resources I can get in my computer."

"I tmd I'm your brother, what do you think?"

After Zhang Yu was helpless for a while, he felt that this matter was also his fault. If it wasn't for it, what kind of Zhuyan pills are there? It will become like this, so Zhang Yu can only be funny and helpless.

"Okay, okay, I won't play with you anymore, can I wear a mask? I can wear glasses!"

After completely packing himself up, Zhang Yu really got rid of the troubles that Zhuyan Pills had brought to him.

It seems that not all of these fairy things are good things. In the future, when you use them yourself, you should pay attention to them. This one needs to be cold, and the effect of the medicine used is good. Otherwise, it will be for yourself. It's just a negative annoyance.

After Zhang Yu put on the mask, Dong Jun also patted his chest in relief.

"Oh my god, it's much better to stay like this. I said brother, what the hell did you do? Why are you like this now? Why are we all so distracted by you? Is it okay to be gay? Am I straight?"

I understood that now I started to doubt my own orientation, but Zhang Yu was taken aback.

"Brother, you have to hold on, brother, let me tell you, after a few days, I will return to my original appearance, if you dare to treat me like this, talk nonsense, see if the boss doesn't torment you, okay Come on, don't tell me these messy things, I almost forgot to ask you something?"

After Dong Jun didn't interrupt, Zhang Yu really almost wanted to ask Dong Jun about something urgent?

"Oh, by the way, boss, what exactly do you want to ask? Just now you have been telling me that you have something urgent. If you ask me, tell me, what is it?"

Then Zhang Yu expressed his needs.