Chapter 35
So Luo Ya, who had teleported to his bedroom, started moving his mouth quickly.
"With a woman as beautiful as your wife, I simply can’t look down on other women, okay?
What world’s most beautiful Pirate Empress, in front of my wife’s beauty, will be crushed into scum on the spot!
My wife is not even one tenth as beautiful as her. I really don’t understand how that Boa Hancock has the nerve to think that he is the most beautiful woman in the world!
Maybe he hasn’t seen my wife’s unparalleled beauty!
Except for my wife, no one else can help me!
Don’t worry, my wife.
If any woman dares to tease me in the future, I will take out your photo, show it to them, and then severely reprimand them: Ugly monster, see? This is my world’s most beautiful wife!
You are not even one ten-thousandth as beautiful as my wife, and you have the nerve to flirt in front of me? Get out!
My wife, but five thousand years, no, fifty thousand years, five hundred million years is hard to come by.
���A peerless beauty that only appears once in five thousand years?
Im murmured to himself.
The description of a certain beauty from Earth had a dimensionality reduction attack on Im in this world.
When had she ever heard such a high-level description?
She felt that the names of her beauty that others had used in the past were all out of date!
Her husband said that she was a peerless beauty that only appears once in five thousand years or five hundred million years, which simply made her overjoyed.
Im was so excited that she collapsed directly on the throne of the king, like a puddle of spring mud.
It's decided!
For the praise of this peerless beauty that only appears once in five hundred million years, she would give her husband a reward.
Well, when Nami is caught, she will be given to her husband as a slave!
But... looking at the paper that was crumpled because of anger before,
Im put away the corners of his mouth, puffed up his cheeks, deliberately made a cold tone, and asked again:
"But why did I hear that you always peek at other people's breasts?
Tell the truth, is hers bigger than mine?"
Luo Ya was silent after hearing this.
This is definitely a fatal question!
Saying that it is not bigger than my wife's is a lie to my wife.
After all, in fact, that Nami's is indeed bigger than my wife's.
How can Wangzai's small bun compare with a big watermelon?
But if I tell the truth, my wife will definitely be angry.
Only an honest person will foolishly tell the truth.
People like him will naturally say:
"Wife, actually, when I look at certain things, I have face blindness and cannot tell the size."
Then I gave my wife another heavy blow,
"I think yours is the most perfect, no matter what size it is, it is not as beautiful as your shape!"
"Ah!"
The phone was hung up.
On the throne, Yimu's face was flushed.
Her husband was talking dirty again!
But he was praising her, which she loved to hear!
But it was too embarrassing!
If she continued to listen, the throne would be soiled.
""But,"
Yim recalled the explosion sound when the call was just connected, and she couldn't help but worry, would her husband be in trouble?
Thinking of this, Yim took a deep breath, calmed down her embarrassed mood, and picked up the Den Den Mushi again.
Hearing his wife's shy"ah", Luo Ya snapped his fingers.
"Done!"
"With my good looks and my flirtatiousness, I can easily deal with even the most arrogant and cold wife!"
"Then, let's continue to [tease] Admiral Kizaru and improve the performance of Minato Namikaze."
Swoosh!
Roja teleported to the outside of the human auction site again.
"this……"
I saw General Kizaru in photon form suspended in mid-air, looking down at all the places he had teleported to.
When he saw me appear,
Kizaru released Yasakani no Magatama again without spending any money.
Countless light bullets poured down on him like a rainstorm.
"It's too late to use the Thunder God Technique!"
Luo Ya thought to himself.
He didn't expect that Kizaru had been ready and waiting for him.
But at the moment he appeared, two voices rang out from him.
One was the blue sound of the Den Den Mushi in his arms.
Based on the different details of the sound,
Luo Ya could be sure that it was his wife Im calling.
The second voice was the prompt in his mind.
It was called a prompt, but it was actually a message. He received it in just a moment.
【Ding! Congratulations to the host for raising the third character Namikaze Minato's roleplay to 70%!】
【Reward for the Yin Nine-Tail who is completely loyal to the host, and reward for the Nine-Tailed Fox mode!】
"Master, someone is attacking you, should you activate the Nine-Tails Chakra Mode?"
The Nine-Tails' concerned voice appeared in my mind.
"Yes!" Luo Ya thought secretly.
The next moment, dozens of tailed beasts in the shape of arms appeared on Luo Ya's body, knocking away all the eight-foot jade jades poured down by Kizaru. This was the Nine-Tails' active action to protect its master.
Luo Ya bought time and flew away with the Thunder God.
Lying on the sofa, drinking ice water, Luo Ya answered the phone.
"Honey, what's wrong?
Are you missing me again?"
"Stop being so conceited!"
Yim denied it with a red face, and then asked,
"What was that noise over there just now?
Why did it sound like an explosion?"
PS: Yim: Readers are not voting again! So sad!