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Chapter 47 The metaphor is too vivid
Chapter 47 The metaphor is too vivid
Seeing Wang Xiaocong's barrage, everyone laughed.
Even Pi Xiaoyou and Zhou Jingyi were happy.
This guy disappeared without a sound just now, and when he saw the uncle coming, he came out for a stroll again.
at the same time.
What happened in Pi Xiaoyou's live broadcast room was posted on the Internet, and soon spread throughout the Douyin live broadcast circle.
The anchors who received the news all swarmed into the ruffian's live broadcast room.
[Anchor Conqueror] Enter the live broadcast room.
【Anchor Big Bear】Enter the live broadcast room.
[Anchor Factor] Enter the live broadcast room.
[Anchor does not regret life] Enter the live broadcast room.
……
The welcome banner in Pi Xiaoyou's live broadcast room took a long time to stop.
This scene is as shocking as it needs to be.
You know, during this time period, many anchors are live broadcasting.
These individuals all left their jobs and came here.
[Anchor Zhou Jingyi]: "Hey, sister Buhui is also here to join in the fun?!"
[Anchor does not regret life] "Get lost, I don't know you!!!"
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.
They have never seen so many well-known anchors gather in one live broadcast room.
This scene, not to mention that there will be no one in the future, is absolutely unprecedented! ! !
You may never see it again in this life! !
It's so eye-catching!
Ruffian Xiaoyou looked dull.
What's the situation, what do you think of your live broadcast room?
Seeing the soaring popularity in the live broadcast room, Pi Xiaoyou was completely confused.
Seeing more than 50 VIP seats, Pi Xiaoyou felt his scalp go numb.
Even god-level anchors don't get this kind of treatment.
hiss……
The other anchors in the live broadcast room gasped.
This scene has absolutely never happened in the history of Douyin.
Even on the day [Conqueror] returned to the live broadcast, there was no such scene!
Not only were they surprised, even the backstage staff of Douyin looked like they had seen a ghost.
Nima, it's not because the server is broken.
Check, the server is not broken, this is actually happening! !
Seeing the screen full of barrage, Pi Xiaoyou turned his head stiffly and looked at Jiang Quan.
Husband, don't go, I can't handle this scene.
Also, be careful with what you say, if you disagree with each other, it may cause stormy waves!
Originally, Jiang Quan planned to leave, but when he saw the helpless look in Pi Xiaoyou's eyes, he didn't have the heart to leave.
Studio.
"Uncle, tell me quickly!!!"
"Uncle, I have all the bowls ready!!!"
"Uncle, I'm just waiting for your chicken soup!!"
The audience is urging.
Jiang Quan first looked at the live broadcast room, looked at Pi Xiaoyou, smiled and said, "What do you think you are after?"
"Pursue happiness!" Pi Xiaoyou answered, raising her hand like a primary school student.
Jiang Quan smiled slightly, and looked at the live broadcast room: "What about you?"
The audience froze for a moment.
I feel that the uncle's aura is so strong.
They have the feeling of being watched by the teacher when they were in elementary school.
"Same as the ruffian sister, happy!!"
"Being looked at by the uncle like this, I dare not speak, because I am afraid that he will call the name!!"
"Teacher Jiang's aura is invincible."
"Mr. Jiang, you are simply the perfect teacher."
"It is said that the boss has a kind of temperament, which can invisibly intimidate others. I didn't believe it before, but seeing the uncle now, I completely believe it!"
"Where is the uncle, who is he? An ordinary person in the mountains, a model in a suit shop, a big spender in a Bentley 4S store, and now a life mentor. Uncle, you are the ever-changing actor?!"
"Actor with a hammer, have you ever seen such an actor? Even the actor is only similar in appearance, absolutely impossible to do this, uncle is a real boss!!!"
"That's right, Uncle's vision and experience have been accumulated over the years. He can use whatever identity he goes wherever he goes, and he is the absolute protagonist wherever he goes!!!"
……
Everyone was shocked.
There's no way, Jiang Quan's aura is really awesome.
Some people are like this. He just sits there quietly, giving people invisible pressure.
This kind of person, everyone is a hero! !
Pi Xiaoyou secretly looked at her husband, and suddenly found that she seemed to be a little ignorant of this man who would accompany her for the rest of her life.
Jiang Quan smiled slightly: "Everyone says happiness, that's right, just like Wang Xiaocong, who hangs out with female Internet celebrities all day long and feels very happy."
Studio.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
"Fuck, this metaphor is simply not too vivid!!!"
"I'm afraid the only one who dares to say that about Wang Xiaocong is the uncle!!"
"There's nothing wrong with what uncle said!!!"
【I am Wang Xiaocong】: "..."
[I'm Wang Xiaocong]: "Uncle, can you use a different metaphor? I haven't been with female Internet celebrities for a long time!! (grievance face)"
Holy crap, is this still Wang Xiaocong? ! ! !
You know, Wang Xiaocong is the son of the richest man.
No matter who provokes him, he will be sprayed to pieces.
What now?Don't even dare to say a harsh word! !
The audience is not only shocked, but also shocked!
"You are more typical, and everyone understands when you say it." Jiang Quan smiled slightly, and then said, "Happiness is divided into levels. There are high-level happiness and low-level happiness. Indulgent happiness is low-level happiness."
Jiang Quan said the last two sentences specifically for Wang Xiaocong.
【I am Wang Xiaocong】: "..."
Studio.
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Uncle, this is a whip corpse!!"
"There's nothing wrong with what uncle said, but I just don't know how Wang Xiaocong is doing now?!"
"Onion less, hold back, uncle is doing it for your own good!!!"
"Anyway, it's all happiness, and indulgence is also happiness. Life is short, so we can be happy in whatever way we can. We are all ordinary people, and there are not so many boundaries."
See this popup.
Pi Xiaoyou was all in agreement.
You are just a member of the crowd, and this generation is destined not to achieve much, so why do you think so much.
When Jiang Quan saw this barrage, he was silent for a while, and then he said: "I ask you, if you have three books in front of you now, one is color books, one is "Jokes Everyday", and the other is "Complete Works of Poetry" , which book do you think will make you happy?"
Pi Xiaoyou quickly opened the voting function in the live broadcast room, directly selected "The Complete Works of Poetry", and looked back at Jiang Quan, grinning.
Jiang Quan smiled and said nothing.
Soon, the voting results will be announced.
70.00% of the people chose "The Complete Works of Poetry", 20.00% of the people chose the color reading material, and [-]% of the people chose "Jokes Everyday".
The result was beyond everyone's expectations.
"Fuck, are there so many scholars in the live broadcast room?"
"Just like me, nothing wrong!!"
"Very good, they are all young people with aspirations!!"
Jiang Quan was not surprised, and smiled and said: "If I guessed correctly, there are two kinds of people who choose "The Complete Works of Poems". "Complete Works" is right, it has nothing to do with whether you are happy or not."
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Wang Xiaocong's barrage, everyone laughed.
Even Pi Xiaoyou and Zhou Jingyi were happy.
This guy disappeared without a sound just now, and when he saw the uncle coming, he came out for a stroll again.
at the same time.
What happened in Pi Xiaoyou's live broadcast room was posted on the Internet, and soon spread throughout the Douyin live broadcast circle.
The anchors who received the news all swarmed into the ruffian's live broadcast room.
[Anchor Conqueror] Enter the live broadcast room.
【Anchor Big Bear】Enter the live broadcast room.
[Anchor Factor] Enter the live broadcast room.
[Anchor does not regret life] Enter the live broadcast room.
……
The welcome banner in Pi Xiaoyou's live broadcast room took a long time to stop.
This scene is as shocking as it needs to be.
You know, during this time period, many anchors are live broadcasting.
These individuals all left their jobs and came here.
[Anchor Zhou Jingyi]: "Hey, sister Buhui is also here to join in the fun?!"
[Anchor does not regret life] "Get lost, I don't know you!!!"
The audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.
They have never seen so many well-known anchors gather in one live broadcast room.
This scene, not to mention that there will be no one in the future, is absolutely unprecedented! ! !
You may never see it again in this life! !
It's so eye-catching!
Ruffian Xiaoyou looked dull.
What's the situation, what do you think of your live broadcast room?
Seeing the soaring popularity in the live broadcast room, Pi Xiaoyou was completely confused.
Seeing more than 50 VIP seats, Pi Xiaoyou felt his scalp go numb.
Even god-level anchors don't get this kind of treatment.
hiss……
The other anchors in the live broadcast room gasped.
This scene has absolutely never happened in the history of Douyin.
Even on the day [Conqueror] returned to the live broadcast, there was no such scene!
Not only were they surprised, even the backstage staff of Douyin looked like they had seen a ghost.
Nima, it's not because the server is broken.
Check, the server is not broken, this is actually happening! !
Seeing the screen full of barrage, Pi Xiaoyou turned his head stiffly and looked at Jiang Quan.
Husband, don't go, I can't handle this scene.
Also, be careful with what you say, if you disagree with each other, it may cause stormy waves!
Originally, Jiang Quan planned to leave, but when he saw the helpless look in Pi Xiaoyou's eyes, he didn't have the heart to leave.
Studio.
"Uncle, tell me quickly!!!"
"Uncle, I have all the bowls ready!!!"
"Uncle, I'm just waiting for your chicken soup!!"
The audience is urging.
Jiang Quan first looked at the live broadcast room, looked at Pi Xiaoyou, smiled and said, "What do you think you are after?"
"Pursue happiness!" Pi Xiaoyou answered, raising her hand like a primary school student.
Jiang Quan smiled slightly, and looked at the live broadcast room: "What about you?"
The audience froze for a moment.
I feel that the uncle's aura is so strong.
They have the feeling of being watched by the teacher when they were in elementary school.
"Same as the ruffian sister, happy!!"
"Being looked at by the uncle like this, I dare not speak, because I am afraid that he will call the name!!"
"Teacher Jiang's aura is invincible."
"Mr. Jiang, you are simply the perfect teacher."
"It is said that the boss has a kind of temperament, which can invisibly intimidate others. I didn't believe it before, but seeing the uncle now, I completely believe it!"
"Where is the uncle, who is he? An ordinary person in the mountains, a model in a suit shop, a big spender in a Bentley 4S store, and now a life mentor. Uncle, you are the ever-changing actor?!"
"Actor with a hammer, have you ever seen such an actor? Even the actor is only similar in appearance, absolutely impossible to do this, uncle is a real boss!!!"
"That's right, Uncle's vision and experience have been accumulated over the years. He can use whatever identity he goes wherever he goes, and he is the absolute protagonist wherever he goes!!!"
……
Everyone was shocked.
There's no way, Jiang Quan's aura is really awesome.
Some people are like this. He just sits there quietly, giving people invisible pressure.
This kind of person, everyone is a hero! !
Pi Xiaoyou secretly looked at her husband, and suddenly found that she seemed to be a little ignorant of this man who would accompany her for the rest of her life.
Jiang Quan smiled slightly: "Everyone says happiness, that's right, just like Wang Xiaocong, who hangs out with female Internet celebrities all day long and feels very happy."
Studio.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
"Fuck, this metaphor is simply not too vivid!!!"
"I'm afraid the only one who dares to say that about Wang Xiaocong is the uncle!!"
"There's nothing wrong with what uncle said!!!"
【I am Wang Xiaocong】: "..."
[I'm Wang Xiaocong]: "Uncle, can you use a different metaphor? I haven't been with female Internet celebrities for a long time!! (grievance face)"
Holy crap, is this still Wang Xiaocong? ! ! !
You know, Wang Xiaocong is the son of the richest man.
No matter who provokes him, he will be sprayed to pieces.
What now?Don't even dare to say a harsh word! !
The audience is not only shocked, but also shocked!
"You are more typical, and everyone understands when you say it." Jiang Quan smiled slightly, and then said, "Happiness is divided into levels. There are high-level happiness and low-level happiness. Indulgent happiness is low-level happiness."
Jiang Quan said the last two sentences specifically for Wang Xiaocong.
【I am Wang Xiaocong】: "..."
Studio.
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
"Uncle, this is a whip corpse!!"
"There's nothing wrong with what uncle said, but I just don't know how Wang Xiaocong is doing now?!"
"Onion less, hold back, uncle is doing it for your own good!!!"
"Anyway, it's all happiness, and indulgence is also happiness. Life is short, so we can be happy in whatever way we can. We are all ordinary people, and there are not so many boundaries."
See this popup.
Pi Xiaoyou was all in agreement.
You are just a member of the crowd, and this generation is destined not to achieve much, so why do you think so much.
When Jiang Quan saw this barrage, he was silent for a while, and then he said: "I ask you, if you have three books in front of you now, one is color books, one is "Jokes Everyday", and the other is "Complete Works of Poetry" , which book do you think will make you happy?"
Pi Xiaoyou quickly opened the voting function in the live broadcast room, directly selected "The Complete Works of Poetry", and looked back at Jiang Quan, grinning.
Jiang Quan smiled and said nothing.
Soon, the voting results will be announced.
70.00% of the people chose "The Complete Works of Poetry", 20.00% of the people chose the color reading material, and [-]% of the people chose "Jokes Everyday".
The result was beyond everyone's expectations.
"Fuck, are there so many scholars in the live broadcast room?"
"Just like me, nothing wrong!!"
"Very good, they are all young people with aspirations!!"
Jiang Quan was not surprised, and smiled and said: "If I guessed correctly, there are two kinds of people who choose "The Complete Works of Poems". "Complete Works" is right, it has nothing to do with whether you are happy or not."
(End of this chapter)
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