My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

Chapter 5:

When they got home, Anna put Jojo down.

Walking to the living room, Jojo jumped up happily when she saw the big bags that suddenly appeared, “It’s my brother! My brother is back!”

Lin Yifeng came out of the room, revealing his handsome face, with bangs dyed in grandma’s gray casually scattered on his forehead, wearing a holey beggar costume that Qiaoqiao couldn’t understand.

Seeing such a brother, Qiaoqiao’s eyes were red, and tears almost fell.

In the past, Qiao Qiao knew that her brother was a bit strange, and he always muttered something that Qiao Qiao couldn’t understand, “Qiao Qiao, it’s an honor for you to have a brother like me, because I want to become the most popular love in the universe. Bean man”, “There is no way, the charm is irresistible, I am destined to conquer the whole world with my appearance”, “I may be the son of heaven, no, I am the son of heaven” and so on. She heard Huihui say that this is probably the legendary “delusional disorder”.

Even her elder brother who is delusional, Qiao Qiao likes it very much. She is considerate not to puncture her elder brother’s delusions, but who would have thought that her elder brother would only be able to wear such tattered clothes after going out for a year. already?

It’s really miserable that he can’t eat enough or wear warm clothes outside alone…

When Lin Yifeng saw Qiao Qiao, he was in a happy mood, he hugged Qiao Qiao, and then saw that she was about to cry, “Qiao Qiao, why do you want to cry when you see me? Do you miss me too much? already?”

Jojo’s tears fell down, “Brother, go home, there are clothes for you to wear and food for you at home.”

Only then did Lin Yifeng understand that Qiaoqiao had misunderstood. He didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. He pointed to his clothes and said, “Jojo, I call it popular and fashionable, it’s not that I don’t wear it warmly.”

With tears in her eyes, Jojo blinked her watery eyes. My brother started to say something she didn’t understand again, but she understood one thing: my brother wasn’t that miserable.

This made Qiaoqiao’s tears hold back a little, and asked again, “Brother, have you realized your dream?”

With a puff, a knife stabbed into Lin Yifeng’s heart.

Lin Yifeng suddenly felt that it was not a good thing for Qiaoqiao to have such a good memory.

When he was about to leave half a year ago, he swore that he would become popular all over the world.

Lin Yifeng never thought that it would be so difficult to become popular.

Back then, in the original world, he was a popular idol, and he could reap the hearts of girls by simply doing business with his face. When he came to Interstellar, he felt that he was probably the protagonist’s physique, and he didn’t panic at all. It was Interstellar that needed talents like him, so he sent him here.

Lin Yifeng felt that it was nothing more than to become popular again. He knew all the routines, but whoever thought of going out would be sullen.

It turns out that there are many handsome men and beauties in the interstellar space, and it is difficult to stand out just by relying on the face. Although Lin Yifeng is indeed handsome, “Do you have a background?”

There is no background.

“Do you have acting skills?”

Not acting.

“Do you have any specialties?”

His specialty is his thick skin.

“Slowly start grinding from the dragon set.”

During this period of time, Lin Yifeng almost endured the hardships of his entire life.

In fact, he knows very well that his cheap parents are not ordinary people. If he wants to be an old man, he still has a door. Whether it is learning something from Lin Zhi or Anna, he will not have to worry about it in this life.

However, Lin Yifeng really likes the stage. He likes to be noticed and loved by others. Although he was frustrated, he also worked hard: he really didn’t believe it, and if he changed the world, he wouldn’t be able to do it.

Moreover, Lin Yifeng is not too embarrassed to “eat old”. Essentially, he was already an adult. In the past, Lin Zhi and Anna would give him a share of everything they had. He had never treated him badly, but he was too embarrassed to rub them against them all the time. He had to figure it out on his own. A bit of fame is only worthy of his identity as Long Aotian, right?

They are all so low-key, it’s better not to let them get involved in their own affairs.

Of course, the fact that Lin Yifeng has become so able to endure hardship now has something to do with Lin Zhi and Anna. After all, they fed him a lot of good things. With the previous body that couldn’t be carried on his shoulders and could not be lifted by his hands, he would have cried a long time ago.

Fortunately, Lin Yifeng had an optimistic enough mentality to be pricked by his favorite sister, but he did not change his face. Now? I’ll send you to school, the future Uranus superstar will send you to school, you will have a lot of face among the children in the future, and I can give you a few autographed photos.”

Qiaoqiao shrank back and whispered: “Ah, this is not necessary…”

Lin Yifeng stretched out his claws at Qiao Qiao, and he lifted him up, “Qiao Qiao, do you still despise brother?”

“No, no.”

What can Qiaoqiao do, of course, not to stimulate his sick brother.

Lin Yifeng teased Qiao Qiao, so he took out the gift he brought to Qiao Qiao, the latest children’s light brain.

“With this, you can contact me anytime, anywhere. This is my number. If you don’t understand anything, you can ask the assistant, and it will answer you.” Lin Yifeng taught Qiaoqiao how to use the light brain.

Lin Yifeng knew Lin Zhi and his wife too well. They were almost half illiterate in the interstellar world, and they might have taught Qiaoqiao some strange things.

Of course, it’s okay for them to live like this, anyway, the world of the boss is not the same as that of ordinary people. But Qiao Qiao was going to school. Lin Yifeng didn’t want the couple to take Qiao Qiao into the ditch. It was much more convenient to have a brain to search for problems at any time.

“Thank you brother! The little assistant is really amazing!”

Qiaoqiao liked this gift very much. She was already curious, and with the help of her brain, her curiosity became even more bursting. Lin Yifeng didn’t stop her from exploring new toys. Anyway, when the time came for underage protection, she couldn’t unlock it.

However, when Lin Yifeng heard Qiao Qiao’s latest question, his face darkened.

“Little assistant, may I ask, how can I cure my brother’s paranoia?”

The AI assistant replied: I’m sorry, Master Qiao Qiao, there is no corresponding answer for the time being. Do you want to arrange a psychologist for your brother’s diagnosis and treatment?

Lin Yifeng: I really thank you.

This is definitely a real sister.

At this time, the light brain rang, and Lin Yifeng remembered that he still had an invitation for an interview. Looking at the well-behaved Qiao Qiao, Lin Yifeng did not avoid her, and took over the optical brain communication by himself.

The casting director looked at Lin Yifeng’s appearance and his resume. After asking him a few questions, he said regretfully, “Sorry, you don’t quite meet our needs for the third male role…”

Then the casting director’s gaze rested on Lin Yifeng’s shoulders.

Because there is a small head growing there.

Jojo was playing with her brain, but she rarely saw her brother look so serious, she was so curious, she stood on the sofa behind him, and secretly stuck his head out like a mushroom.

As long as I pretend to be mushrooms, no one can see me. Jojo thought to herself.

Lin Yifeng followed the director’s gaze to see Qiao Qiao, and quickly pushed him back to the sofa, “Sit down, my brother will play with you later.”

Then he embarrassedly said to the director: “I’m sorry Director Li, this is my sister, she is very good and won’t disturb us.”

Unexpectedly, the director said with bright eyes: “Yes, yes, very good. Yifeng, I have another variety show casting for me, which is “A Cub Dropped from the Sky”, are you interested? Take your sister with you.”

Lin Yifeng: ?

He suspects that the director’s vision is very wrong, let him not be a big star (future version), why is he excited to see Qiao Qiao as a child?

Of course, Lin Yifeng knows the variety show “Tianzai”. It is a very out-of-the-circle variety show. The participants are not only celebrities, but the program team also found connections to invite leaders from all walks of life and their cubs.

Before that, the show had never had a half-cent connection with him.

Lin Yifeng refused, “I’m sorry, Director Li, our family Qiao Qiao still has to go to school, and she is not going to develop into this circle.”

And when his cheap parents found out that he was going to kidnap Qiaoqiao to do the show, he would definitely be killed! no doubt!

The director smiled and said: “It doesn’t matter if you go to school, we will cooperate with the filming, it will not affect your daily life. This show is not bad money, you will not be treated badly in the salary, and it is also a good opportunity for you to show your face. You really Don’t think about it anymore?”

Lin Yifeng still wanted to refuse.

It’s a great opportunity for him, but Jojo is still young and he doesn’t want to drag her into the circle.

But Qiaoqiao heard “not bad money” and asked in a low voice, “Uncle, do I have money too?”

“That is required.”

“How does the money I earn compare to that of office workers?” Qiao Qiao didn’t have a clear concept of money, so she could only compare with the office workers she knew best.

“There are also many kinds of office workers, but compared with ordinary office workers, you get a lot more salary than them.” The director followed suit.

Jojo was shamefully moved, she pulled Larin Yifeng, winked at him, and expressed her intention. In the past, as long as she did this, her brother would agree to anything. Of course, well-behaved Jojo rarely uses this trick.

Seeing the situation was not good, Lin Yifeng quickly said to the director, “I’m sorry, director, I have to discuss it with my parents first, and I’ll give you an answer when the time comes.”

Then immediately hung up the communication.

Jojo is now obviously being bought, and if they continue to chat, they may even sign the contract if they are not careful.

Lin Yifeng still maintained a trace of reason: No, you can’t make such hasty decisions.

Jojo was a little anxious, she just decided not long ago to make money to support her family. Since the opportunity has been brought to the door, there is no reason not to seize it?

The director’s uncle has said that it will not affect her going to school.

At a young age, Qiao Qiao had already made up her mind to work two jobs for one person.

“Brother, why didn’t you agree? The director’s uncle said that you also need this job.”

Lin Yifeng touched Qiao Qiao’s little head and said, “Because Qiao Qiao is too young, my brother will worry about you. Do you know what it means to shoot a show? There are a lot of cameras staring at you and flying around, what do you do? Anything can be recorded and seen by a lot of people.”

Jojo asked, “Do they take pictures when I go to the toilet and take a shower?”

“Of course it won’t be filmed.”

Jojo nodded vigorously: “That’s fine, I think I can do it.”

“Isn’t Qiao Qiao afraid? You may be embarrassed, and someone may scold you if they don’t like you.”

Qiaoqiao rolled her eyes and said, “I’m not afraid of my brother, nor am I.”

My brother is not afraid of embarrassing things all day long. She is better than her brother, so don’t worry.

Lin Yifeng, who understood what Qiao Qiao meant, said: I’m heartbroken, little old girl.

Lin Yifeng deliberately made a fierce expression, and deliberately rubbed Qiao Qiao’s hair in a mess, “Qiao Qiao, now that you are skilled, you dare to hurt your brother, right?”

But his movements were very gentle, making sure not to hurt Jojo.

Qiao Qiao was not afraid of him, and continued to say happily: “Qiao Qiao is not afraid of being hated, because my parents and my brother like Qiao Qiao.”

Lin Yifeng looked at her bright eyes and suddenly didn’t know what to say.

He understood what Jojo meant: because everyone she likes likes her, and it doesn’t matter whether those strangers like her or not.

It is said that children can live more clearly, Lin Yifeng couldn’t help but smile bitterly: Sometimes he doesn’t even have the mood of Qiao Qiao.

“Do you really want to go?”

Jojo nodded firmly.

Lin Yifeng suddenly felt a little arrogant, “Let’s go, let’s convince parents!”

Qiao Qiao lived so clearly, of course he couldn’t be ashamed of her as a brother!

But in front of Lin Zhi, Lin Yifeng’s arrogance felt like a hole had been poked, and it all leaked out.

“Is something wrong?” Lin Zhi’s voice was calm.

“Ah…this…”

Qiao Qiao next to him didn’t counsel Lin Zhi, and said in a clear voice, “Dad, I’m going to record a show with my brother! Let’s talk to you!”

“Yifeng, is that so?” Lin Zhi’s eyes narrowed, Lin Yifeng felt numb in his scalp and chills all over his body.