My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

Chapter 1:

From the perspective of the entire Federation, the B111 star is a remote country planet, but the Interstellar Federation has abundant materials, advanced technology, and complete infrastructure work. Even a remote planet has all the necessary infrastructure equipment. Whether it is Xingwang shopping, education and job search systems are complete.

However, no matter how complete the system is, it will not be able to deal with weird people.

The Qiao Qiao family is the most troublesome for the staff.

There are four people in this family. They have lived in B111 for more than ten years. The head of the household is Lin Zhi and his wife Anna. They have two children, one is Lin Yifeng and the other is Lin Qiaoqiao.

When they first came, Qiao Qiao had not yet been born, and Lin Yifeng was only four or five years old. They don’t look like ordinary people, and the family looks outstanding and dresses strangely, because it is said that those prosperous big planets are like this.

The point is that the night they came, it was a severe magnetic storm and thunder and lightning weather. In such weather, the starship was suspended, otherwise it would be easy to have a starship accident. Even if there is a private starship, few people have the guts to drive it out in that kind of weather.

As a result, after the B111 star came, they built their own house in the suburbs!

At that time, the B111 star was still busy with the selection of civilized planets. How could such illegal buildings affect the image of the planet?

Fortunately, the body recorder detected it and notified the law enforcement robot to deal with it. Good guy, several robots were broken, and the advanced alert was sent back directly.

The law enforcement team was dispatched immediately to closely control the family of three. If they had any other changes, they would act directly, and they might even dispatch the armored army.

Fortunately, the family can still communicate. They said that they did not know that the previous robot was a law enforcement robot, and that it was illegal to build a house on an open space, and they were willing to pay a fine.

Although many staff feel that they are talking nonsense, common sense that all the stars know, how can they not know? But for a remote planet, everyone is too lazy to make a big deal of it, so they almost have to take a step back.

But there are still many headaches for the staff. At first, they had to say that they were not a family, but they came together to take care of each other. Later, they did not even give birth to children!

He also said that he didn’t even have a brain, he was a black household, and he had to apply for a new ID…

So many kinds, and so on.

At first, everyone doubted whether this family came from that kind of aristocratic family. After all, each one of them looked extraordinary, and law enforcement robots were not so easy to defeat, maybe they were mecha warriors.

But then, everyone who has dealt with them thinks that they may have been driven out because of mental problems, which is why they have been reduced to this poor and penniless situation.

Everyone is gossiping behind their backs. If they are allowed to deal with this family, they can all shake their heads like a rattle: This family, it is really difficult to communicate!

Qiao Qiao is the youngest daughter of the famous Nail Hulin family.

She is only six years old this year, her face is round and tender, which makes people want to pinch her. She wears a goose-yellow princess dress. She has a three-point smile when she sees people. , can make people’s hearts sprouted, and then said in their hearts: Ruined, ruined, how could such a cute girl be born in such a wonderful family?

Of course, Jojo didn’t feel that she was born into a wonderful family.

She thinks that her parents and her brother are very good, and she can’t wait to spoil her as a little prince. No matter what she wants, they will give it. The meat roasted by my mother is very fragrant, and the meatballs given by my father are also very filling…

Of course, when my mother secretly fed her barbecue, she always said that she was not allowed to tell her father. When her father stuffed her with balls, he also told her not to tell her mother.

Qiaoqiao still understands this set quite well, and both sides have to keep it a secret.

But sometimes, if you don’t hide it, the two may go out to fight – they won’t quarrel in front of Jojo.

Qiao Qiao adapts well to this. It should be like this in normal families. The Huihui family next door also roars, “I can’t do it anymore” every three days.

When Qiaoqiao heard it, she shook her leg and thought, her mother is really gentle.

Although there are occasional discords in the family, but in general, it is still very pleasant to get along! As soon as the three of them saw her, they would show big smiles, kiss and hold a set of standard procedures.

Qiao Qiao is smart and precocious. She has remembered things since she was two or three years old, and under the education of her three parents, she also has a set of ways of thinking on her own.

But Qiao Qiao is a little distressed recently, because her little friend Huihui has not played with her for a long time.

Huihui is her little friend who also lives in the suburbs. The two families are neighbors, but basically there is no contact, because Huihui’s mother thinks Qiao Qiao’s family is “too strange”, and she also asks Huihui Shao to deal with Qiao Qiao. But Huihui and Qiao Qiao are the same age, and they will play together if they are not careful.

But this situation came to an abrupt end two weeks ago.

Since two weeks ago, Huihui has been leaving early and returning late, just like those “office workers”. Qiao Qiao didn’t know what office workers were doing. Anyway, Huihui’s parents were all such “office workers”.

Huihui took her hand and said, “I’m going to school. They said that all children have to go to school. School is a place with many children. It’s fun to play, but you still have to do your homework. Woohoo, Why can’t you go to school, Jojo? They say if I don’t go to school, my parents will be arrested because it’s against the law!”

Huihui didn’t understand what breaking the law was, but she knew that only bad people would be taken away by law enforcement robots, and she didn’t want her parents to be taken away.

Qiaoqiao was stunned. If she didn’t go to school, she would be arrested. Why didn’t she have to go to school?

Huihui looked at Qiao Qiao blankly and asked, “Qiao Qiao, didn’t your mother let you go to school?”

Jojo said, “No…”

Huihui said, “Don’t worry, Qiao Qiao, I’ll ask my mother for you when I turn around.”

Qiao Qiao replied politely, “Thank you Huihui.”

Although she has already asked Huihui, Qiaoqiao is a child who can exert her subjective initiative. She hops to her father’s room, where there is something called “formation”, which can take her directly to her father or mother. around.

As soon as she walked into the array, a burst of light appeared in front of her. Qiao Qiao was familiar with the road and did not feel afraid, and after a while, the light dissipated, and Dad appeared in front of him. They were on a mountain peak, Lin Zhi was in a semi-volleyed state, dressed in white than snow, with his hands on his knees, his eyes were slightly closed, and he had a cold and distant temperament, not like a real person.

But the moment Qiao Qiao appeared, Lin Zhi opened his eyes, “Qiao Qiao, why are you here?”

When speaking, a smile appeared on the corners of his mouth, his brows and eyes warmed, and the coldness dissipated. He skillfully held Jojo on his lap.

Qiao Qiao said, “Dad, my friend Huihui said she went to school. When will I go to school?”

Lin Zhi frowned and thought for a while: The matter of the enlightenment of the Immortal Fa can indeed be brought up.

“Jojo, your mother and I meant to let you play for a few more years. Studying is very hard, do you still want to study?”

Jojo nodded vigorously.

Lin Zhi said, “Okay, I’ll discuss it with your mother.”

Qiaoqiao is very happy, she is going to play with Huihui again. And if you go to school, your parents don’t have to be arrested!

Lin Zhi stopped cultivating at all, and sent a message to Qiaoqiao’s mother Anna, asking her to come back. Qiao Qiao’s enlightenment is a major event. The most important thing is that if Lin Zhi secretly brings Qiao Qiao Xiuxian without Ms. Anna’s permission, she must be bombed. On the issue of Qiaoqiao’s future development, they have to negotiate well.

Yes, they are not ordinary people. One night thirteen years ago, three people from another world were thrown onto this planet at the same time.

Lin Zhi came from the world of self-cultivation. He was in the process of transcending tribulation when a thunder struck him here.

Anna is from the Western World of Fantasy Beasts.

The cheap son Lin Yifeng is an idol from modern times. He is the worst. He died in a car accident. The age of coming to this world has been reduced to four or five years old.

Fortunately, God may feel that they are too impersonal, and after coming to another world, the interstellar language is automatically implanted in their minds.

Encountering is fate. When we came to this strange world together, we felt a little closer to each other, so we simply joined forces to live together.

Of course, Lin Zhi and Anna didn’t see each other very much at first, and this partnership had no other meaning.

Lin Zhi’s immortal spirit is fluttering, and in Ms. Anna’s opinion, she has no muscle beauty, and she can’t even compare to herself. It’s similar to those insidious and cunning magicians.

Lin Zhi also disliked Anna. She was dressed as revealing as a demon girl from He Huanzong. She was unfeminine and not elegant at all!

As a result, two people who hated each other and were about to fight at every turn actually fought on the bed! No, they later admitted their status as husband and wife, and with Jojo…

As for the cheap son Lin Yifeng, although his age has shrunk, his mind has not become smaller. He recognizes them as parents because it is more convenient for such a young child to have a guardian, otherwise he will be arrested in the orphanage. Lin Zhi and Anna don’t meddle in their own business. From childhood to Da Lin Yifeng, they don’t need to worry about them, and they won’t ask any more questions when they are away from home all day.

Oh, it should be said that Lin Zhi and Anna are also the type who stay away from home all day long, and after having Qiaoqiao, the situation has improved.

All in all, this is a complicated family. To have the child of Qiao Qiao, Lin Zhi and Anna are very surprised and pleasantly surprised, and can’t wait to pour all their love into Qiao Qiao.

Now that Qiao Qiao is ready to be enlightened, there is no doubt that Lin Zhi is going to pass all the fairy methods to Qiao Qiao and let her inherit the mantle. Lin Zhi had seen Qiao Qiao’s physique a long time ago. She had an excellent physique. She was indeed his daughter, and a good seedling of immortality.

“Xiu Xian? Well, I don’t want Qiao Qiao to be a weak chicken like you.” Ms. Anna hugged Qiao Qiao with a smile on her face, “Qiao Qiao, would you like to learn bodybuilding from your mother? After you have a strong body, No one can bully you, men will be fascinated by you~”

Ms. Anna has short chestnut hair, blue eyes as deep as the sea, and the wheat-colored skin shows the strong muscles underneath, but the muscles are streamlined and will not make people feel too ugly. beauty.

Tic tac toe appeared on Lin Zhi’s forehead.

A fickle woman, that’s not what she said in bed before!

Lin Zhi didn’t want to let the family status go backwards, and immediately said: “Qiao Qiao, would you like to learn immortality from your father? It’s not good for a girl to have so many muscles, and the immortal air is fluttering. She is the goddess of temperament. Who said that cultivating immortals is not powerful? We can win thousands of miles away without having to do it ourselves.”

Ms. Anna sneered, “So many muscles don’t look good?”

Lin Zhi stubbornly said, “Then you still call me a weak chicken!”

“Go out to fight?”

“Just hit!”

Two days later, Lin Zhi and Anna still hadn’t decided against each other, and neither could convince the other.

And Qiao Qiao sighed sadly, because Hui Hui told her: “Qiao Qiao, I have already asked my mother. My mother said that it is wrong for such irresponsible parents to delay their children’s future. If you don’t When you go to school, you will become a homeless person like your parents.”

“unemployed?”

“Yes. It turns out that in the world of adults, the most miserable people are not the office workers, but the unemployed.”

Jojo thought that her parents were indeed different from those office workers. But she didn’t really understand what happened to her parents. They looked pretty happy every day.

“My mother said that being a homeless person can’t make money, it will make the child hungry, and it will make her unable to go to school. This is a vicious circle!” Huihui doesn’t quite understand what a vicious circle is, it doesn’t matter, she has already Repeat this sentence with the serious expression of mother as much as possible, and make sure Jojo realizes the seriousness of the problem.

Jojo is her best friend, she can’t let Jojo not go to school!

Jojo was a little confused. Mom and Dad never let her go hungry, and sometimes she could even eat a meal for several days.

At this moment, Huihui’s mother came to pick up Huihui. She has a lot of opinions on Lin Zhi and Anna, but she has no opinion on Qiao Qiao. At first, she didn’t want Huihui to play with Qiao Qiao, because she was afraid that Qiao Qiao would bring Huihui to the ground.

Later, she found out that Qiao Qiao was a very well-behaved and lovely girl, and she was very polite, which made people suspect that the child was not born to the couple. Huihui often came to play with Qiao Qiao, so she turned a blind eye.

Hearing that Qiao Qiao didn’t go to school, Huihui’s mother was very angry. If the couple is unreliable, it’s fine, and the children will be implicated!

Huihui’s mother couldn’t help but reached out and touched Qiao Qiao’s head, and said in a slow voice, “Don’t worry Qiao Qiao, I have already reported it to the minor protection department, and they will never let them abuse you.”

Qiaoqiao felt that there was a misunderstanding here, and her parents would never abuse her, “Auntie, my parents are very good to me. I’m not hungry, I have enough to eat every day, and I have enough balls.”

Huihui’s mother’s eyebrows wrinkled even deeper, “What ball?”

“It’s the kind of ball that won’t be hungry after a long time.” Qiao Qiao blinked, “I’ve eaten it for Huihui before.”

Huihui lowered her head in guilt. She wanted to eat, but her mother didn’t let it.

Huihui’s mother was furious when she heard this. She remembered the kind of black **** that Huihui brought back and said it was delicious, but she didn’t let Huihui eat it. It’s normal for children to like to play in the house, but she won’t let children eat these strange things, and what if a child chokes on something like meatballs?

But listening to Qiao Qiao’s meaning, she didn’t eat those nutritious foods, instead she used that kind of **** as meals?

I have long known that this couple is unreliable, but I didn’t expect it to be so unreliable!

Huihui’s mother hugged Qiao Qiao and said distressedly, “The staff of the committee will be here soon. I’ll wait here. Qiao Qiao can rest assured that you won’t suffer like this in the future.”

Before Jojo could say anything else, the staff of the Minor Protection Committee had hurried over.

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