My Whole Family Is a Little Strange

Chapter 17: ·

Lin Yifeng’s voice was bleak, “I’ll give you a chance to reorganize your language.”

The agent heard Lin Yifeng’s tone and knew that he had been hit. In the past, the agent didn’t care whether he was hit or not, but now, Lin Yifeng is concerned about whether he can tap other potential stocks, so he still has to take care of his mentality a little.

The agent is persuasive, “Actually, this is a very good thing for you. You think, if your parents are popular, they will definitely attract traffic to you, and they can even make their debut. No one else wants such a condition. The specific contract details can be negotiated.”

Lin Yifeng said “Oh” expressionlessly, he didn’t really want such a condition.

Back then, how many people wanted to rub off on his popularity; but now, he has become a scumbag. How many people can understand the hardships here?

“Don’t give up, they won’t make their debut. Don’t be too sorry, one of them has facial paralysis and the other has thorns on the head. It’s for your own good that they don’t promise you. Not everyone can be like me and can do business so cooperatively. .” Lin Yifeng coldly rejected the agent.

Not everyone in this world wants to be popular, and these two are not ordinary people. For them, the honor and disgrace of the outside world has nothing to do with them.

This kind of attitude of keeping one’s eyes off the dust and not sticking to the world doesn’t matter when he is in seclusion, but if he really brings it into the entertainment industry, I don’t know how many people will dislike it. But I’m only afraid that those who have ghost tricks will just show signs of being slapped to death by this couple.

Lin Yifeng had seen how the two deal with the ferocious star beasts in the deep mountains, and he knew the identities of their humanoid beasts well.

Lin Yifeng shook his head and sighed: Sure enough, people are creatures who can be deceived by appearances.

Netizens simply don’t understand the cruel interior of the couple, so they will become fans of them! Unlike himself, the surface is the same, the popularity is not as good as before, the heaven is unfair!

If you know the essence of the two, how can you be so in love? It’s almost like screaming in pain!

Lin Yifeng did not expose the truth. He felt that netizens should thank him for guarding their pure and ignorant dreams.

Qiao Qiao didn’t understand Lin Yifeng’s resentment. She saw that Lin Yifeng seemed to be a little wrong after calling her manager. She looked up to the sky and sighed for a while, then shook her head and sighed, like a paranoid attack. My brother is already so miserable. If everyone finds out that he has a problem, everyone may not like him, and his condition may be more serious.

So, the thoughtful Qiaoqiao stepped forward and took Lin Yifeng’s hand, not giving him a chance to be sentimental, “Brother, let’s have barbecue together.”

Anna’s barbecue skills are superb, but they don’t eat this every day either. Because I heard that if children only eat barbecue, it is not good for the body, and Qiao Qiao will actually get tired of it, so Anna sometimes only feeds Qiao Qiao with Lin Zhi behind her back.

Today is quite special. It’s the first day of Qiao Qiao’s recording of the show, and I need to “reward” it – although Qiao Qiao himself is not very hard, but parents have said so, Qiao Qiao, of course, chooses to accept it happily: sometimes children You also have to pamper your parents and accept their good intentions.

Qiao Qiao is actually not very greedy for meat, but Lin Yifeng is greedy.

He is not like Jojo who can be fed from time to time. He has been floating outside some time ago and has no chance to eat. He is not short of meat when he goes out, but he always feels that the taste is still a bit worse than what Ms. Anna made.

So as soon as Qiao Qiao said that, Lin Yifeng put those messy emotions behind him, and moved a small horse directly to sit in the yard.

Lin Yifeng is a person who can make fun of hardships. If he thinks about happiness, he thinks it is not himself that should be saddened the most, but the agent. What if the agent wants to sign his family? He still can’t sign!

Thinking about it this way, it seems that there is nothing worth grumbling about: everyone is the same, you can’t get what you want! And at least he still has barbecue to eat!

In Interstellar, it is very convenient to make barbecue, and there are various ovens to choose from. There are full-intelligent ones, you can put the meat in, and you can bake it according to your favorite taste; there are also semi-intelligent ones, you need to set the program yourself… It can be said to be a handicapped gospel.

Of course, the Lin family’s barbecue is different from these. Anna has her own set of religious beliefs about meat.

A family of four sat around in the yard, the sky was getting dark, and the lamps hanging in the four corners of the yard exuded a bright light. The yard was a little darker than the room, but the light was enough.

Anna has raised a bonfire, the flames are beating, and there is a burning beeping sound. She has just gone out and brought back the processed ingredients.

Then, she placed a thin, pitch-black board on top of the burning bonfire. The board had been smeared with a layer of grease, and the sound of sizzling sounded immediately.

Anna’s hands were very fast, and before everyone came back to their senses, she had already placed the pieces of meat neatly on the board.

The beautifully textured pieces of meat are like works of art that have fallen into the mundane world. They are stained with fireworks. The oily part begins to shine, and the color of the refined meat gradually darkens. trembling.

Gradually, the smell of meat began to come out.

Anna took two jars at some point in her hand. She shook her hand lightly, and the spices in it were evenly sprinkled on the meat.

A more domineering scent came out, causing Lin Yifeng to narrow his eyes intoxicated: That’s the smell!

When other planets were floating, I had to control my diet in order to maintain my body. I was so hungry at night that I even had this smell in my dreams.

At this time, the barrage was filled with sorrow.

It’s not that there is no delicious food in other live broadcast rooms. The guests who can appear on the show “Tianzai” basically have no money, and the standard of daily diet is also very high. For the effect of the program, the guests will also deliberately enjoy delicious food during the live broadcast.

But Interstellar netizens have long been poisoned by all kinds of eating and broadcasting, and ordinary food has long been taken for granted.

I don’t know if Lin Yifeng’s expression is too vivid, or the original cooking method is too tempting. Anyway, when everyone sees it, they feel that saliva is secreting uncontrollably: It looks really delicious! I really want to try it out!

“I suddenly found a new development route for Brother Qiaoqiao. It should be very suitable to be a food and broadcaster, right?”

“It really suits his salty fish temperament.”

Another witty netizen said: “Uh… Have you forgotten that you can actually watch this live broadcast in holographic mode? But don’t regret watching it, I already regret it…”

All available content on StarNet can be experienced through holographic mode. With the help of holographic cabin technology, sensory interaction can be realized, such as games, teaching, mecha simulation training, etc. Everyone will use holographic mode to obtain an immersive experience.

But fewer people use holographic mode when watching shows. Because in order to avoid misunderstandings, the program team will only open up one sense of smell. Apart from watching food programs, there is no need to use the holographic mode specially. Moreover, the holographic mode can only lie in the holographic cabin, which is inconvenient for multitasking.

Now, as soon as you are reminded, everyone will come back to their senses: yes, you can also use the holographic mode.

Those who had the conditions rushed to the holographic cabin, and then cried out one by one, “I was wrong, I shouldn’t have turned on the holographic mode, it’s so fragrant, I wanted Mei to quench my thirst, but I couldn’t bear it anymore. ”

“I just want to know, what kind of spice does Jojo’s mother use? I don’t think it’s the one we usually use.”

“I’ve got the meat ready, I’m going to eat barbecue today!”

“Hehe, naive, as a failure of the attempt, I will tell you today that the meat you grill is different from the meat grilled by others. Can you help to ask Qiaoqiao’s mother what kind of meat she uses? I have eaten one before. The star beast called Dulong looks like this when cut out. And what spices did she use?”

This is a local tyrant viewer, who directly smashed a huge reward, hoping that his problem will attract the attention of the program team, and then convey it on his behalf.

However, the focus of netizens is not on the reward, “Dulong? Fake, right?”

“Wuwuwu, you think that what the boss wants to show is that he has money, but in fact, what he wants to show is that he can eat Dulong.”

Dulong is also a well-known existence among the star beasts. It is an amphibious star beast on land and in the starry sky, because its larvae also have A-level at the lowest level, and the adult body goes directly to S-level. Moreover, Dulong’s skin is thick and fleshy, and it can both fly and escape, making it difficult to deal with. Its meat is not something that everyone can eat. The local tyrant is either a high-level mecha master or has a deep background, which is more enviable than simply being rich.

In the ancient earth civilization culture, it is illegal and criminal to prey on wild animals. However, in the process of human beings moving towards the interstellar, many previous cultures have been subverted. In order to survive, a new system has to be established.

The once-common poultry has disappeared, replaced by various star beasts that may attack the human territory at any time. Either become the prey of the star beast, or treat the star beast as the prey.

Of course, today, humans have also found a batch of low-grade star beasts with meat that are suitable for consumption. The reason for choosing low-level star beasts is very simple, they are suitable for breeding, and this is the source of daily meat for the interstellar people.

However, what people yearn for more is high-level star beasts, because research shows that high-level star beasts contain a special energy in their bodies. Eating high-level star beasts can temper the body, and may even increase the level of mental power.

This is an indispensable good thing for mecha masters and mecha soldiers to nourish their bodies, so the real high-level star beasts are digested internally, and only a small part flows to the market.

This is also the reason why everyone is so envious of local tyrant netizens.

Some people have thought about raising high-level star beasts before, but the more advanced star beasts, the more they seem to have their own wisdom, and it is absolutely impossible to accept support. Maybe they will make **** cases when people relax their vigilance. Later, no one tried this. .

Of course, everyone’s real attention was not on the local tyrant netizens who could afford the Dudra, and they began to discuss what the Qiao Qiao family was eating.

“Now the netizens are outrageous. What happened to Qiao Qiao’s family? They also said that they eat Dulong, why don’t they directly say that they eat fairy meat?”

“The main reason is that the Qiao Qiao family doesn’t seem to be ordinary people. Maybe it’s the children of the noble family who are tired of fighting and live in seclusion here? Anyway, if someone told me that, I would believe it.”

“Yes, yes, their appearance and temperament are so deceiving.”

Of course, more netizens laughed and felt that it was like a stalk and didn’t take it seriously. The barbecue at Qiao Qiao’s house is so delicious, it should only be because of their special cooking method.

At this time, someone else said: “I want to ask, what is the blackboard on which the barbecue is placed in their house? Is it a green board?”

Aoki is a rare plant. Even if it grows for decades, it cannot grow very tall like other plants, it will always be like a small sapling. It can only adapt to wild life, not artificial cultivation, and it is very squeamish. If the sun is not good, it will die, and if it rains, it will die.

However, the Aoki material has superior properties, is non-flammable, has strong toughness, and has a calming effect. A kind of wood, which can be used as a mecha material, it can be seen that this kind of wood is extraordinary.

It’s just that Aoki is hard to come across, and it’s usually only seen in custom mechas of advanced mechas.

Although it is not as difficult to kill as a high-level star beast, it must be of the European Emperor attribute to find it in the vast forest.

As a result, some people said that the board of Qiao Qiao’s pad barbecue is a green board?

“… This group of netizens is really getting more and more outrageous.”

“Edit, pick you up and continue editing, I almost believed it.”

“As someone who has been in contact with Aoki, I can tell you responsibly that this is really similar, the texture and color are very similar, but the use is not very similar.”

Everyone knows the role of Aoki, who would really regard it as a barbecue grill?

“What we should be thankful for is that the simulation technology is really getting stronger and stronger now. It looks like a green wood board, and it has a high-level sense of use. I decided to go to Xingtao.com to place an order and get the same model.”

“I also placed an order… I found that the same grill pan has already been sold. I think Jojo’s mother should charge an endorsement fee.”

The Qiao Qiao family didn’t know that netizens had researched their ingredients and tools, and they had already enjoyed the freshly baked barbecue.

The first batch of barbecues came out, and Lin Zhianna and Qiaoqiao both gave Lin Yifeng a tacit understanding.

This is the first time ever! Lin Yifeng was a little flattered.

Lin Zhi and Anna were obviously partial before, but Qiao Qiao always felt that her mother had a hard time roasting meat, so the first piece of meat was for her mother.

But today, this treatment has changed. Lin Yifeng’s little heart, which was tortured by netizens and managers, was finally healed at this moment.

Qiaoqiao said to Lin Yifeng, “Brother, you can eat with confidence, you don’t have to go hungry at home.”

Lin Yifeng’s greed for meat was too obvious, and Qiaoqiao could see it. She had always liked her brother, and she felt even more sad when she saw this: my brother must be miserable outside, and he couldn’t even eat enough.

Her thoughts are very simple, such a miserable brother deserves the first piece of freshly baked meat.

Lin Yifeng was moved to tears by Qiao Qiao’s words, and couldn’t help sighing: As expected, it’s better to be at home.

He couldn’t help but have an immature thought in his heart: Otherwise, why don’t you just stay at home and get old?

Lin Zhi and Anna looked at his useless appearance, shook their heads and sighed, “I’ll give you the first piece of meat, because I’m afraid your saliva will flood the grill. If you can’t afford to eat outside, come back.”

The two have a tacit understanding of their ideas. Lin Yifeng is hungry when he is hungry, but he is not afraid of starving to death. But Qiaoqiao is too simple, she will feel that her brother’s life is very difficult, and she will feel sad.

They didn’t want Qiao Qiao to misunderstand Lin Yifeng, they could only treat him better.

When Lin Yifeng heard their words, his ambition rose again, “It’s not that I can’t afford to eat! It’s just that as a big star, I need to carry out necessary body management! You wait, my agent told me, Sooner or later I’ll be a star in the stars.”

Agent: …I’m not, I don’t, don’t talk nonsense.

Lin Zhi and Anna’s eyes were also full of suspicion: Still figure management? Don’t you need body management when you go home?

Lin Yifeng took a bite of the juicy barbecue and thought, “It’s because they sometimes take them to devil training. That devil training consumes a lot of energy, so eat more!”

On this night, I don’t know how many people’s dreams reverberated with the smell of barbecue.

On the second day of the live broadcast, many netizens stayed in the live broadcast room early and went to school with Qiao Qiao. They were gearing up to crack down on fakes: before the principal boasted that their school did not need donations, and today Qiao Qiao will start to follow Gao Qiao. The grades took the mecha class together, and if you looked at the equipment, you could tell whether what he said was true or false.

Qiao Qiao is taking the class with the students of the Mechanic Prep A class. The preparatory class is a transitional stage before students are admitted to colleges and universities from primary schools.

At this stage, students have confirmed their future development direction, and then try to learn professional-related knowledge as much as possible in the preparatory class, and try their best to get good results in the exam, so as to be admitted to better colleges and universities.

Class A has been greeted by the teacher in advance, and they already know about Qiao Qiao’s situation.

The preparatory classes are basically teenage children. They understand the basic principles. Telling them clearly will help them get along well with Qiaoqiao.

So when Qiaoqiao came to Class A, everyone basically had goodwill towards her. Qiaoqiao is so young and has no direct competition with everyone, and it is a pity that she has such a high talent but has a genetic disease.

Some people also brought snacks that their younger siblings liked and prepared to feed them to Jojo.

Originally, when Qiao Qiao came to the new class, she could only reach the thighs of her classmates, so she was a little flustered. She was so small that she almost drowned. But she soon discovered that her brothers and sisters were very good to her, and she moved her position to the middle of the first row so that she would not be blocked.

Qiao Qiao was not an introverted child at first. With the warm greetings from the students in class A, she soon smiled with white teeth, one brother and one sister called out affectionately, and quickly explained all her personal information. out.

Of course, this is not the regular class that Qiao Qiao stayed in, just came to teach. After a while, the teacher came to the class. Today’s explanation is the energy system of the mecha.

The energy core is the most important part of the mech.

Generally speaking, of course, the higher the level of the energy core, the better, but in fact, if the mecha itself is not good, no matter how high the energy core is, it is useless, and it may even cause more waste and loss due to incompatibility.

The better the mecha master, the more he understands the adaptation of the energy core to the mecha. Even if it is just an ordinary energy stone, it is not necessarily worse than those advanced rare energy stones in the hands of excellent mecha masters. The most important thing is the flow of energy and the application of efficiency.

Jojo listened in fascination.

She has bought so many tutorials, and they all have one thing in common: there are more parallel imports than dry goods. It sounds reasonable at first, but it has no practical value. A hammer in the east and a stick in the west, if it wasn’t for Jojo being a bug, it would be hard to really learn anything from it.

Regular courses have a complete system, and the content will be more in-depth. Teachers are also ready-made here, and they can help answer questions at any time.

Jojo was so happy to hear that! She felt that some of the problems that she didn’t understand before were solved.

After the theoretical class, there is the practical training class. The teacher took them to the laboratory. All they need to do is to find what they need from a pile of energy stones, and match them with the mecha to help maintain the energy operation of the mecha.

The mechas in the laboratory are all Class B mechas, but there are more than 20 in total, which can fully meet the needs of Class A. The grades of energy stones are different and there are many kinds, so students need to identify and choose by themselves.

It seems that this laboratory is ordinary, or even a bit rudimentary. But don’t forget, this is just a laboratory of a primary school, and of course it can’t be compared with those professional colleges and universities.

Mechas are inherently expensive. Needless to say, energy stone is a relatively expensive material in mechas. In this way, it is now placed for students to practice, and it is likely that some students who are not familiar with the operation will directly scrap the materials.

It’s impossible for the school to be unclear, but it is still displayed. In other words, these things are ready to be scrapped.

It is quite conscientious that a primary school can provide so many public resources.

Netizens who wanted to slap the principal but were slapped in the face:!

“Impossible, the principal wouldn’t deliberately show these real materials during Qiaoqiao’s live broadcast in order to save face?”

“…Why no one wants to believe that what the principal said is true? Maybe some kind people donate, and the school’s equipment will be upgraded.”

“I used to be in the primary school on the B1 main star, and the laboratory of our school is like this. Anyway, the children of the big family can practice by themselves when they go home.”

“I cried and cried. The planet where my home is located is not as remote as the B111 star, but our primary school is not so conscientious.”

As if answering the doubts of netizens, the teacher said: “Everyone should cherish the current practical opportunities. Our school did not have so many practical resources before, because the school received donations from Mr. Lin, that is, Qiao Qiao’s father, the principal. It has filled us with the equipment and facilities for mecha learning. Everyone should hurry up and practice hard.”

No way, Lin Zhi gave too much. In fact, schools are not short of basic equipment, but the most expensive thing is mechas. So the principal simply waved his hand: then upgrade the mecha teaching equipment, maybe we can train more excellent mecha divisions and mecha soldiers to provide a virtuous circle for the future development of the school.

So, there is the laboratory that netizens see now. Of course, other training rooms have also been iteratively upgraded, but netizens haven’t seen it yet.

Netizen: ?

I suspect that I am having auditory hallucinations.

Isn’t Jojo a poor little poor fellow on a remote planet?

Has the outrageous script that someone made up for the seclusion of a wealthy family really come true?

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