Seven hundred and fourteenth almost died (4000 word chapter)
Here comes mom...
Without any precautions or worries, she just appeared like this, when my sister and I were making children...
Qin Ze's Ruyi fine cudgel is as big as you want, and it shrinks with a click.
Qin Ze: ...
There will be no sequelae.
This thought flashed through his mind, it was too late to think about it now, mom is here.
If she sees her and her elder sister taking a bath naked, and bullying her elder sister with a Ruyi stick... dare not think about it, dare not think about it, the consequences will definitely be unbearable pain in life.
Even if her old man is in good health, she must be angry about a heart attack or cerebral hemorrhage or something.
Why is Mom here? My sister had a broken expression on her face, not even the slightest bit of coquettishness, her eyes were full of panic.
My sister held his hand, knuckles hard, trembling slightly.
I must have called at noon and heard that you were sick, so I came to have a look. Qin Ze's face turned pale: Why didn't you call when you came here? Sister, you must take the key back later, and you can't give it to mom. This time It was in the bathroom, and next time it might be early in the morning to catch her in bed.
Baby Qin was about to cry, Is this the time to talk about this? Get out quickly, hurry up...
As soon as the voice fell, a mother's cry sounded outside: Baby? Aze?
Qin Baobao's whole body trembled: Run, run, run...
Run why? Qin Ze said with a dark face, Mom is outside, isn't it courting death by running out?
Then what should I do? My sister frowned in a panic.
Just say you're taking a shower, and hold her steady first. Qin Ze looked nervously at the bathroom door.
Hey, my sister replied, trying to suppress the trembling voice: Mom, I'm taking a shower, you...you...why are you here?
Are you trying to kill me?
Qin Ma heard the voice, came over, and asked at the door, Taking a bath? Where's Aze?
Qin Baobao just wanted to say that he was in the room, but Qin Ze covered his mouth tightly: Say I'm not at home, socializing.
How could Mother Qin not know about the few people in the family? Didn't you say that you are courting death in the room?
Qin Baobao came to his senses and tried his best to speak normally: It's outside. I don't know where the little red guy died. Just let him go.
Outside the door, Mother Qin said Oh.
Mom, why did you come here? I didn't know to say anything. Qin Baobao complained.
Didn't Ah Ze say that you are not feeling well? I'll come and take a look. Qin Ma said in a gentle tone.
I'm fine. I don't need to be in good health. There are three bowls of rice for a meal. Qin Baobao said.
Qin's mother didn't speak, but only said: Are you almost done washing? Come out after washing. Mom has something to say to you.
There's nothing to say. Qin Baobao said loudly.
nothing?
I....I mean, yes... Qin Baobao's voice gradually weakened, Qin Ze gave her a wink, and the elder sister immediately burst into anger: Mom, are you annoying, I don't want to be with you Speak, if you have something to say, we will talk about it when we go home tomorrow.
Get out of the gram.
please.
Qin Ma said in an irresistible tone: Hurry up, I'll wait for you outside.
There was no sound outside the door.
Qin Baobao looked at his younger brother: What should we do now? You sneak out?
The corner of Qin Ze's mouth twitched: Don't make trouble, you can see it in the living room. You were taking a shower in the room, but when Mom saw me go out, how do you think she reacted?
Qin Baobao thought for a while: Stupid, I'll just go out, I'll send her home.
Both of them were almost mentally retarded by Qiqi's fright.
Qin Baobao walks out of the bathroom along the steps. His delicate body stands out from the water, with a graceful back curve, a small waist that can be grasped, and two round buttocks...
Qin Ze lowered his head in disbelief, but there was no response? ?
Qin Baobao put on a bathrobe to block the beautiful spring, and whispered: I'm going out!
Qin Ze was about to nod when he caught a glimpse of the hickey on his sister's neck.
Turned pale in shock: I beg for a sack of beans, sister!!
Qin Baobao was at a loss, and said in a thief-like tone: What's the matter?
Qin Ze pointed to his neck.
Qin Baobao went to the mirror to take a picture...
Baby Qin: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
The elder sister retreated into the bath again, stomping her feet desperately in the water, she was on the verge of crying: I was killed by you, black-hearted maggot, why are you kissing so recklessly?
Qin Ze: I, I didn't pay attention.
That way, who would have thought of these. Didn't you keep pressing me on the neck?
Qin Baobao intuitively felt that five thunders were crackling on her head, which almost wiped out her desire to survive.
Suddenly found that my plan is not perfect, just talking on paper! Just having an affair with my younger brother behind my parents' backs is very difficult, and there is a risk of being discovered at any time...
There was movement around him, and looking down, Baby Qin exploded, baring his teeth and claws: Are you still in the mood for that?
Qin Ze ignored it, and continued to use the unicorn arm to cast the five dragons holding the pillars, but there was still no response. He raised his head in despair: It's over...
Baby Qin: ...
Sister, try it for me. I think I can still save it. Qin Ze grabbed his sister's hand and pressed it on the lollipop. The siblings moved in slow motion with their left and right hands.
This time it has an effect, but the effect is not great, the sword is three inches out of the sheath, the murderous intent is contained but not exposed, and the spit is not spit out. That's it.
Qin Baobao said bluntly: Shi Geng, Shi Geng won't get up??
Qin Ze: ...
In an instant, sadness flowed upstream.
He's almost at the crunch when mom comes in the door, and he's freaking out and getting goosebumps, and then he realizes it's turned into fudge.
I heard that a man will have problems if he is strongly stimulated at a critical moment. I didn't believe it before, but now I have to believe it.
Qin Baobao was in a hurry: Go, go to the hospital?
The widow doesn't go to the hospital when he dies, so he has to find a private doctor...
Qin Ze's expression changed several times, he pushed his sister to the side of the bath, turned over, and made her turn her back to him: Just rub it, maybe it will be fine.
Seeing this posture of my sister, any man would be furious. Qin Ze needs this kind of stimulation to heal the wound in his heart.
In about ten minutes, the fine hoop stick regained its glory!
Qin Ze felt relieved, and patted his sister's butt: Sister, your happy days are still long.
The widow has a disease, but it is not impotence.
Good luck!
After rubbing the Impotence Artifact, I feel like I got a new skill again.
Baby, Mom is coming in!
The bathroom door was knocked twice, clicked, and opened.
Because they never thought about being caught and raped, there were only the two of them in the house, so the bathroom door was not locked.
Ruyi fine cudgel, random in size, as the hairs exploded, the chrysanthemum tightened, and shrank again.
Qin Ze had a sad face: mmp!
It was too late to be sad, in the blink of an eye, without thinking, he took a deep breath and plunged into the water.
Qin Baobao also tacitly grabbed a bag of dried roses by the bathtub, and poured them all into the bathtub.
Mother Qin came in!
Qin Baobao threw away the empty bag with a guilty conscience, then squatted down into the water, his back pressed against the edge of the bath, only his head was exposed on the surface of the water, he used his anger to cover up his panic and gaffe, and said angrily: Mom, what are you doing here? , I'm taking a shower!!
So what, you are the meat that fell from my body, where have I never seen it? Mother Qin was unmoved, and closed the door instead, walked to the side of the bath, pulled a stool and sat down, and glanced at the water surface A thick layer of rose petals floating: Why do you sprinkle so many petals, it's a waste.
Qin Baobao's eyes fluttered wildly: Petals are whitening and beautifying, I am a big star, I need to take good care of it.
Qin's mother: then come down and wash with you.
Don't! Qin Baobao screamed, consciously losing his composure, and hurriedly said, How old is he, and he's not a child. Mom is really taking a bath. You should go back first. Tomorrow... Thinking about the hickey is tomorrow He won't leave either, so he changed his tune and said, I'll talk about it when I get home the day after tomorrow.
Your son is still in the water, don't come down.
Thinking of Qin Ma's reckless entry into the water, Qin Baobao's brow was about to break out in cold sweat.
Qin Ma's eyes swept across the spacious bathroom, and she stared at it for a while. She obviously saw two bathrobes and two pairs of slippers by the pool: Throw the bathrobes around, and don't put your shoes away after taking a shower? Ze also became lazy. gone.
Qin Baobao: Yes, yes, Ah Ze is really going too far.
My sister's little heart was about to pop out of her chest, and she thought it was a good thing there were no clothes and underpants of my brother on the ground, otherwise it would be a calf.
Qin Baobao was heartbroken: Mom, when you come to see me, I'm afraid it's not because of my health.
Qin's mother said in a bad mood: You know it well. If I come in by myself, will you have to wash for an hour? It will take me back?
Qin Baobao said stiffly: I don't.
Qin's mother: I have raised you for twenty-six years. I don't know what virtue you have?
Qin Baobao stopped talking.
Qin's mother sighed and said: I know you, either you don't have feelings, or you admit it. Mom is very happy after knowing that you have a boyfriend. Finally... She paused and didn't continue, But who knows that you have a problem again, tell mom, which man is bullying my baby like this.
At the same time, Qin Ze was holding his breath under the water. Water is not a good medium for sound transmission. The conversation between his sister and mother reached his ears indistinctly.
It's easy to hold your breath. They chatted on it for ten or twenty minutes, and he could still hold on, but he wanted to know what his mother and sister were talking about.
System, give me a hang up.
One sword is 999 domineering and invincible, or does a kun upgrade at the beginning of the game rely on Tun's farming? the system replied.
The host is at a critical moment, so don't worry about the system, how about a radar?
No problem host, one hundred points.
Are you stealing money, one hundred points?
Do you want love or not?
I want it.
As soon as the voice fell, the conversation between my sister and mother rang clearly in my mind. The sound waves were directly transmitted to Qin Ze's mind through the system as a medium.
Qin Baobao pretended to be nonchalant: No one bullied me, I broke up peacefully, um, broke up peacefully.
Mother Qin said in a low voice: Stop pretending. When you just came back, didn't you know what you looked like? You didn't have a soul at all. When did you live like this since you were a child? Mom knows that her baby is emotional. When you like someone, you want to treat him wholeheartedly, but there are always people who don't know how to cherish, so it's okay to separate, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, right?
Did he come back to look for you again? But don't be stupid anymore, girl, you are so beautiful, mom is afraid that you will be bullied by others, and you will waste your youth in vain, and you will end up with nothing.
These words touched Qin Baobao's heart, and her nose was sore.
Qin Ze thought to himself, it turns out that my mother came here to give psychological counseling to my sister.
My baby is such a good girl, but she just doesn't know how to pick a man. The siblings didn't understand the bitterness and deep meaning of her mother's words. Qin Ma said, tears came pattering: Mom is worried about you, do you know that I don't want to point fingers at your feelings, but at least you have to tell us, so worrying for nothing, you can't eat well and sleep well...
My sister's eyes turned red.
Parents don't want their children to be good. Seeing you so sad, mom feels better? No matter how bad the man is, as long as the baby likes it, mom is willing to understand.
Baby Qin cried: Mom, he's not bad, he's not bad.
Qin Ma: Then you tell Mom, who is he, as long as you really like him, Mom can accept, Mom is willing to accept...
Qin Baobao said: He... Ouch!!
Qin Ze's thigh was pinched severely, and Qin Baobao woke up from the pain, waking up from the tragic atmosphere created by his mother.
What's wrong with you? Mother Qin asked.
It's okay, the brush was still in the bath and I didn't take it out. I accidentally did it just now, and stabbed me to death... Qin Baobao made excuses, then squeezed his eyes, forcefully squeezed out two tears, and said: I Got it, Mom, I promise I will never have any entanglements with him again, and if I find someone in the future, I will definitely bring it back for you as soon as possible.
The mother and daughter talked about it, Qin's mother tested her boyfriend's identity in various ways, Qin Baobao avoided the serious, played the role of a playful instinct, and made various guarantees, saying that she had gotten rid of the failed relationship, and said that she would definitely be married before the age of thirty. I got married and said that my mother must arrange a blind date for me.
Mother Qin nodded helplessly, It's good that you know, don't hold back when you are wronged, and remember to bring it home when you find someone, don't hide it... By the way, why hasn't your brother come back yet.
Two minutes ago, Qin Ze was already strangling his sister's waist, and Qin Baobao knew what he meant.
Hurry up and let mom go, I'm suffocating to death.
Entertainment, it's all like this. Mom, you didn't go back beforehand, it's very late. Qin Baobao hurried away.
Qin's mother thought for a while, Why don't mother sleep here tonight?
Qin Baobao: ...
Qin Ze: ...
After all, my sister is a smart girl, so she followed her and said, Okay, Mom, you sleep with me tonight. After a pause, she said with a bitter face: I'm hungry, and Aze is not at home at night, so I will eat takeaway by myself Yes, I just ate a bit, Mom, go to the kitchen and cook the noodles for me.
Qin Ma said angrily: I don't know how to take care of myself at all, just wait.
After all, he finally went out.
As soon as the person left, Qin Ze got out of the water, greedily breathed in the fresh air, gasped for breath, and had lingering fears in his heart: Mom, I almost died, I almost died...
Qin Baobao heaved a sigh of relief, and slumped in the bathtub as if collapsed.
You were almost tricked by mom just now, do you know that? Qin Ze was terrified.
Qin Baobao said awkwardly: I know, I won't do it in the future.
Mother's tears are a big killer for children, and if they are not careful, they will be brought into rhythm.
Qin Baobao climbed up to the shore and put on his bathrobe: I will go to the kitchen, and then I will close the kitchen door. You sneak out, and then come in again... Remember to go to the room and put on your clothes first, move quickly, Step lightly, understand.
I know I know.
The siblings, eager to survive, acted quickly.
By the way, sister... Qin Ze said.
Qin Baobao stopped at the door and looked back: What's the matter.
Qin Ze: I'll do it again at night when Mom is asleep.
Qin Baobao wanted to kill someone angrily, You don't want to live anymore?
Throwing down the word idiot, he walked out of the bathroom in a hurry.
Qin Ze lowered his head, looked at the lollipop sadly, and said to himself: It's okay, it's okay, my sister won't help you, but your two ex-girlfriends can help you, and you can do it.
ps: Yes, Germany won. It is worthy of being the last champion. Since then, it has become a fan, 2:1. I actually won it. I wrote a few books. I will live by the World Cup in the future, and won the young model of the club, Lost the rooftop ranking! (manual funny)
In addition, the game between Spain and Portugal is the best to watch.
Iceland is also very good. 330,000 people selected 11 people to enter the World Cup. On the other hand, in a certain Asian country, more than one billion people cannot even enter the World Cup. I feel ashamed for India. Still troubled by not finding the latest chapter of the novel? An official account of Amway: r/d/w/w444 or search hot/degree/net/text Remember to remove / when searching or you won't be able to find it, there are young ladies here to help you find books and chat with you !