My Reverse Life

Is that a weird question to ask for someone who you meet for the first time?. The red hair girl seems to be confused by my sudden question.

"Tch... answering me with an irrelevant question. Why do people always do that?."

Is she talking about why people keep asking a question back and not answering the question is giving to them, or many people have asked her if she's Irish?. Certainly, you didn't see a lot of redheads in the 'wild'. So when you see one, they are probably from Ireland or have some sort of Irish descent. Or maybe she just dyes her hair? but it looks like natural color rather than a dye.

"Anwer my question... can you? what are you doing stood there while staring into nothingness?."

Ah... I drown in my own thought again. Not good, not good.

"Ah... yes... I am Miyazaki Aria."

"I see... so you are the one." She said while glaring at me.

It is just me, or her choice of words seems kind of weird?.

"Kotori you know this person..." I whisper into Kotori's ear.

"Ah... she... she's my other roommate." Anwer Kotori.

"Upperclassmen then?... what's her name?."

"Her name is¹I don't know why when I wrote this, I heard Jonh Cena theme in my head...."

She got interrupted because of the redhead girl...

"HEAR ME OUT, MIYAZAKI ARIA..."

Why are you shouting? I am just about to learn your name from Kotori too.

"AS OF I, ARIANA FRESIA WILL BE YOUR DOOM!!."

Ah... I see... she's a chuunibyou. Also, her name sounds like a mix of my name and Irana.

"Be prepare!!..." She then stretches out her right hand toward me.

"...taste my fire!!."

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Nothing happens.

Well... of course, nothing happens. This girl is has a loose screw in her head. She is already beyond help I guess?.

"What... why my power can not be manifested?"

I then walk toward her while sighing. Why do I have to deal with this?. She then panicking then seems to try a different move. Is that some Shaolin movement set?... I say, this girl really dedicated.

"Shinryū No Hi!!²Fire of Dragon God"

Still.. nothing happens.

"Is this your power?... to disable Esper power?."

Esper?... so she thinks she's an Esper. I thought she will be some sort of Wuxia or Xianxia³A type of Chinese novel fantasy... don't want to explain any further cause I can't warrior as her chuunibyou persona.

"I don't have that kind of power..." I said to her.

She then stared at me with a wide eye, seems to be in disbelieve. How deep is she falling into her own delusion? It looks pretty deep.

"If supernatural power didn't work... then close combat to go!!"

She then ran toward me with all her might. Judging her character, she probably will get trip on herself by now.

"Ouch!!."

Yup called it... and then she will say is my fault.

"You do that right?... that's a dirty trick you're using there!!." She said while glared at me.

Called it again... she probably just wants to be a friend. But she does this roundabout way because of her chuunibyou syndrome. I stretched my hand toward her, lending it for her to stand up. But she actually slaps my hand away. At this rate... I am really pissed off. I grab her hand forcibly make her stand up and glared at her.

"Do you think this is funny to you?... is it fun to play around like this?." I said to her.

Her body then trembles and seems like she's really scared right now. Ops... I might over done this. I then give her big forehead a flikle.

"You don't have to do this... if you want to have a chat with me... don't do it in this roundabout way. Understand?." I said while giving my usual smile.