My life is super hard, nothing is taboo/Ghost Shelter

My life is super hard, nothing is taboo (Ghost Asylum) Author: Nan Dou Kunlun

brief introduction:

Solely guarding the Eight Desolations of Fuyu Town, why not worship the Sanqing.

I have boundless heaven and honor, the blue sky does not see Baigu Township!

A documentary on the rise of the funeral home worker.

Chapter 0001 Linjiang City Funeral Parlor

The night was deserted, the interior lighting was dim, and there was a breeze blowing outside the window.

At 11:[-] in the evening, in the funeral home of Linjiang City, Qin Kun took off his gloves, walked out of the sewing room with a long sigh of relief, and lit three sticks of incense on the altar.

"Rest everyone, I don't understand the scriptures. I will ask an old monk to recite the scriptures for you another day."

The breeze rolled up the yellow paper in the brazier, sparks flew, and the incense head flickered. Hearing Qin Kun's words, there was a commotion for a while, then gradually calmed down.

On the third floor of the funeral home in Linjiang City, it was pitch black outside, and Qin Kun was the only one left in the empty building.He looked at the beautiful female corpse in front of him. The wound on her face had been stitched to a smooth surface, so he slowly pushed her into the freezer.

After walking out of the funeral home, Qin Kun greeted the guard: "Uncle Qu, I'm leaving."

There was Yue Opera on the radio, and Uncle Qu from the guard room said without raising his head: "The dead don't stay, and the living don't leave. Xiao Qin, you've been working in the funeral home for almost two years. You have to be careful in the future."

Qin Kun smiled embarrassingly and said he knew.

The last bus nearby also got off work, but it didn't matter. Qin Kun rode his bicycle and drove slowly towards the city. His nightlife had just begun.

The funeral parlor is located in the western suburbs of Linjiang City. Because of its remote location and haunted legends, almost no one will drive past here at night, especially at night when the cloud is at its heaviest. Find a long way around.On the main road, Qin Kun was flying fast, the cool wind dispelled the summer heat, and the feeling of monopolizing a road by himself was not bad.

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The sound of a loudspeaker came, and two bright lights appeared in the corner in front of Qin Kun, which made Qin Kun stunned.

At night on this road, there are not many cases of drivers.

Qin Kun saw a taxi approaching and stopped beside him. The driver was still an acquaintance.

"Master Qin, just got off work? Take you for a ride?"

Qin Kun is not very old, only 22 years old, but at the age of 16, he went out to the society, and he is an experienced man. In addition to his special occupation, he belongs to the trade of a craftsman. Most people who know him will call him Master Qin.

"Hehe, Lao Kuang, no need, I'll ride back to exercise. Are you going to the western suburbs so late to pick up someone?"

Qin Kun greeted with a smile and lit a cigarette at the same time.

The driver, Master Kwong, wrinkled his nose when he saw the light of the fire: "I took a big order tonight. I'll take someone to the city and give me 200 yuan. You really don't want a ride? I won't charge you."

Qin Kun waved his hand: "No need, hurry up and pick up someone. I'll go first."

When Master Kwong saw Qin Kun not getting in the car, he didn't continue to invite him, "Master Qin, smoke less. Cigarettes are not good for your health! I'll pick you up next time you drop by!" After that, he drove away.

Qin Kun looked at the car heading for the funeral home and sighed in his heart: Lao Kuang, you have been dead for three months, and you are still so dedicated, I admire it!

Three months ago, there was a series of car accidents in Linjiang. It is said that a taxi driver suffered from hypoglycemia. He hit three cars all the way and drove off the interchange. The taxi driver died on the spot.It was Master Kuang who died, and it was Qin Kun who helped to sew the body up.

Qin Kun has been working as an embalmer for two years. He knows that some people will still live in the same way after death. Many people may not believe this kind of anecdote, but the old people who have worked in funeral parlors know that most of them do. I've seen them all, so it's no surprise.

On the empty road, the bicycles were running fast. Qin Kun rode all the way to the third ring road. Master Kuang caught up with him from behind and passed by. He honked the horn twice as a greeting.Qin Kun saw a woman sitting in the back row of the taxi. She was beautiful, with fair skin and a scar on her face. It was the woman he had just stitched up.

The woman waved at Qin Kun from the car window, and the taxi sped away.

Qin Kun stopped the car, stared at the smoke, and suddenly shouted, "Old Kuang! Why did you stop me!!"

……

Xixiang Street, Linjiang City, Yemei Bar.

The boring and tiring work of the day is over, and the night belongs to the hustle and bustle and carnival.

Qin Kun is taciturn and has few friends, so he can be regarded as a regular visitor to the bar on weekdays.

Xixiang Street is a bar street in Linjiang City with rich night culture. Sitting in a booth in the corner, Qin Kun looked at the resident singer on the stage with a speechless expression: She's so fucking... really good at choosing places!

There was a new female lead singer on the stage, singing Faye Wong's 'Vulnerable Woman', her voice was melancholy, her brows were furrowed, her voice was very good, but she sang this song too sadly, the woman offstage They are satisfied, but the men who drink are quit.

As soon as the singing ended, several men who had been drinking too much in the audience shouted, "Sister! Here's a cheerful one! My brother will send you a flower basket!"

The female lead singer smiled sweetly: "This is my first time here, so I will present these three songs today. I hope all brothers and sisters will support me in the future."

After speaking, he bowed, ignoring the objections of the audience, and walked into the backstage.

On the stage, a male singer took the microphone. Hearing the men swearing, he hurriedly told a few dirty jokes and warmed the scene again.

Not long after Qin Kun saw the female lead singer walked into the backstage, he changed into a suit and walked out, sitting in a booth not far from him, so he straightened his clothes and walked over with a drink.

"You sing well, Miss Xu."

Qin Kun said hello and sat down beside her without her consent.

Even with heavy makeup, the female lead singer can see that she has a good foundation, fair skin, delicate facial features, ten fingers painted with red nail polish, inlaid with diamonds, cool high feet on her feet, and straight legs with elasticity.But the only fly in the ointment is that she has a scar on her face that even heavy makeup can't cover up.

When the female lead singer saw Qin Kun, her expression was stunned, as if she didn't expect to see him here.

"Master Qin, I didn't expect you to come to a place like a bar."

The woman's eyes were a little playful. Qin Kun touched his nose and smiled: "The working environment is not good and the pressure is high, so I have to find a place to relax. I didn't expect to meet you tonight. We really have a fate."

The woman's expression was a little unnatural, but it was fleeting, and in an instant, the little woman's demeanor revealed, and she said coquettishly, "You've seen everyone else today, so why don't you invite them to a glass of wine?"

The woman's attitude was ambiguous, she sat a little closer, her loose gown hung down, her chest was unobstructed, Qin Kun bowed her head, and could vaguely see her smooth skin looming in the gown.The woman was very close to Qin Kun, and the smell of cosmetics mixed with the smell of alcohol filled his side. Qin Kun could still smell a faint stench in these smells.

Hmm, corpse stink.

The female lead singer in front of her was the woman who was renting out by Master Kuang at night, called Xu Shan, and one of the bodies that Qin Kun stitched up today.

Qin Kun was not used to being leaned against by a corpse, so he sat a little away, snapped his fingers to call the waiter, ordered a glass of Lan Jina and handed it to Xu Shan.

"Miss Xu, I came here from the western suburbs at night, not just to sing a few songs, right?" Qin Kun asked when he saw that Xu Shan had fucked Lan Jina.

Over the past year, Xu Shan has been regarded as one of the most beautiful deceased people he has ever seen. She is well-behaved and has a literary temperament. She seems to be only about 28 years old. Qin Kun remembered that there were many tattoos and smoke scars on her corpse. , Guess that she should not look as simple as she seems.

Moreover, her body was chopped 16 times. Qin Kun didn't know how much hatred this girl had caused to be chopped like that.

After seeing Xu Shan being dragged away by Master Kwong tonight, Qin Kun was so angry that Master Kwong died when he died, and he dared to drive to the funeral home to do business. Whoever invented the idea of ​​burning cars and phones for the dead these days? Do you mess up!

Xu Shan looked at Qin Kun with a smile, because her face was stitched up, which made her smile extremely unnaturally: "Master Qin, will the current mortuary care so much? I'm here to take revenge today, you want to stop me ?"

Xu Shan's gums were a little bruised, and her teeth had turned sharp and yellow, with blood stains on them.She licked her tongue, her pupils had shrunk to the size of the tip of a pin, revealing large whites, meeting her gaze, making her whole body uncomfortable.

Qin Kun felt a cold wind blowing against his face and shivered.

In the middle of the night, female ghosts seek revenge. Naturally, he can't control that much. He is an mortuary master, and he has nothing to show off except being praised by the curator himself.Getting to know Xu Shan is just a job requirement. Speaking of Xu Shan, he is still his 'customer'. Which industry is not customer-oriented now?His performance bonus is still graded by the relatives of the deceased. If the grade is low, there is no bonus.

"Vengeance for revenge, grievance for grievance, Miss Xu, if you want to kill someone, I can't stop you, and I don't want to stop you. But you've become a ghost, so there's no need to come out with a corpse to make trouble, right? This corpse is tomorrow. It was cremated, and the appearance was tossed and rotten, and I had to clean it up! I have worked so hard all day, and there are so many corpses in the funeral home waiting for me to clean up, so I can't waste all my time on you."

Qin Kun lit a cigarette and looked a little embarrassed.

Xu Shan stared at Qin Kun resentfully, and found that he only mentioned work, and didn't seem to take herself seriously at all. He opened his mouth and exhaled a black breath. Around Qin Kun, the temperature dropped sharply, and he found that It was dark around, and the bar suddenly became empty, only Xu Shan on the opposite side was staring at her with bloody eyes.

The stench filled the air, Qin Kun fanned his nose and said helplessly, "Miss Xu, what are you doing?"

A sneer flashed in Xu Shan's eyes: "You want to control me too?"

Qin Kun spread his hands with a somewhat innocent expression: "I really don't want to care about you, you send the body back obediently. Even if you slaughter all the people in this bar tonight, it's none of my business."

"What if I don't?"

Qin Kun sighed, closed his eyes, made a vertical mark on his forehead with his index finger, and opened his eyes again, Qin Kun's eyes that would never be able to lift their spirits suddenly became dark and cold.The darkness quickly dissipated, and the surrounding noise resumed.

Xu Shan looked around in disbelief, Qin Kun broke her 'ghost hitting the wall' with a wave of her hand, which made her feel a little dazed, and then panic rose in her heart.

Qin Kun sat beside Xu Shan, put his arms around Xu Shan's neck, and whispered, "Miss Xu, disobedient ghosts are not welcome."

Xu Shan suddenly felt that Qin Kun's arm was like an iron hoop, and she couldn't move. Those eyes were as deep as abyss. Xu Shan glanced at each other, as if she was stuck in it. There was severe pain in her mind, but she couldn't say a word. words come.

Qin Kun touched the top of Xu Shan's head, grabbed it with a big hand, and Xu Shan's soul was directly pulled out, and the body immediately softened and leaned against Qin Kun.

Xu Shan's ghost was held in Qin Kun's palm, and Xu Shan was stunned to find that she had come to an urn.

"Don't think about revenge, just be honest with me."

Watching Qin Kun carry his corpse on his back and walk outside the bar, like a hunter who came to the bar and brought his prey tonight, it was absurd and terrifying.

A waiter ran over to stop Qin Kun: "Sir, you can't take her out, she's the resident singer of our bar..."

Qin Kun turned his head sideways and glared at the waiter: "Go away!"

……

Chapter 0002 Ghost Containment System

Longhuai District, an old community.

Qin Kun carried Xu Shan's body on his back and returned home hummingly.

Qin Kun's house is not big, less than [-] square meters. It is an old Soviet-style house, and the cement floor has been ground smooth and calm.There is a computer, a refrigerator, and a sofa in the living room, which is simple and simple.In front of the computer, a shadowy figure sat.

At 2:[-] in the evening, Qin Kun put down the body and collapsed on the sofa tired.The shadow in front of the computer saw that Qin Kun actually came back with a beautiful female corpse on his back, and said in a sullen voice, "Brother Kun, this female corpse has just died, right? Is Sister Liu downstairs no longer able to satisfy you? Are you now? Why are you still guarding yourselves?"

I stole your grandma!

Qin Kun is very angry, this guy seems to be honest, but it's not a serious thing!

Qin Kun took off his coat and stuffed Xu Shan's body into the refrigerator: "It's not Lao Kuang, and his family doesn't bother, so they have to burn a taxi for him. I'll see him at the funeral home again tonight to solicit customers. , and dragged it directly to the bar, I just chased the body back."

"Old Kwong? Last time I went with you to the interchange to collect the corpse?" The shadow seemed a little surprised.

Qin Kun said: "Yes, that's it."

The dark shadow slowly turned into reality, with a height of 1 meters, wearing a nose ring, and wrapped around an iron chain, it was actually a 'bull's head'!

In the center of the living room, there is a shrine, which is dedicated to the Lord of the City God. Next to the City God, there are two servants with ox head and horse face.

Qin Kun rested for a while, then brought out a bowl of white rice from the kitchen and placed it on the offering table with an incense stick. The cow head next to him took a deep breath. into a bowl of ash.

Niu Tou hiccupped and felt his bulging belly, he groaned: "These wild ghosts dare not go to the underworld after they die, and now they are really lawless. If it wasn't for my brother Ma Mian's disappearance, they would still be able to let these wild ghosts go. Wandering like this? By the way, Brother Kun, didn't you say that you want to help me find the horse face? How long will it take?"

Qin Kun warmed up a bowl of instant fried noodles for himself, and was a little startled when he heard Niu Tou's words.

After a while, Qin Kun closed his eyes and a line of words appeared in his mind.

Welcome to the 'Ghost Containment System'.

……

Half a year ago, the new cremation building of the funeral home in Linjiang City was built, and the old building was pushed to it, ready to rebuild an ice coffin hall to temporarily seal the body.

Unexpectedly, after the old building was torn down, a big pit was exposed underneath. The big pit was two meters in diameter and three meters deep. Inside was an old columbarium. The team phantoms played the suona and appeared out of thin air while playing funeral music. More than a dozen paper figures from the funeral home came to the urn in groups, kowtowing and mourning.

This scene frightened several migrant workers from the construction team into a mental hospital, causing quite a commotion.

The Public Security Bureau specially sent policemen to investigate the situation, and several young policemen were also quite frightened.As soon as someone approached the urn, the sky and the earth were violent, and the paper figurines began to cry.

This situation made the curator anxious, so he had to spend a lot of money to invite Taoist Master Yujizi from Tianhu Mountain to do the trick.

After Yu Jizi came, he checked it out and told the curator that it was useless. This incident may have disturbed the ghost in the urn because of the ground breaking. If you want to re-appease it, you must send someone with a tough life. At 12 o'clock in the evening, go to the three sticks of incense, and then bury the urn again.

After Yu Jizi finished speaking, Director Wang handed the matter over to Qin Kun.

Qin Kun had been an mortuary for a year and a half at that time, and there were not 12 or [-] corpses stitched up. He had also seen a lot of strange things, but it did not mean that he was not afraid of such unnatural phenomena, especially Come to such a place at [-] o'clock at night, who does it!But he couldn't stand the curator's aggressive eyes and the temptation to raise his salary, so he had to do it.

That night, Qin Kun drank half a catty of spirits before coming here, obediently pouring incense on the urn, and found that everything was normal, just when he was about to bury the urn.

There was a sudden gust of wind, the urn exploded without warning, and Qin Kun was knocked unconscious by the debris.

When he woke up again, he was lying in the hospital, a tattoo of an urn appeared out of thin air on the palm of his hand, and there was a 'ghost containment system' in his mind.

……

As for the 'ghost shelter system' that suddenly appeared in his mind, Qin Kun thought it was a mental illness caused by too much work pressure and mental fright.I also saw a psychiatrist twice for this, but all the facts show that this is true.

Open the ghost containment system, and five panels appear in my mind.

[Personal Attributes], [Personal Package], [Ghost Mission], [Ghost Job], [Ghost Mall].

【Personal attributes】:

Qin Kun, male, 22 years old

Level: 9.