LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 74 - Your Sister Jumped Off A Building!
Chapter 74: Your Sister Jumped Off A Building!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Stop!” Clarence roared through clenched teeth.
Jeremy stopped in his tracks and looked back at Clarence with a miserable-looking expression. “Brother Howard, I had no idea. Just pretend I wasn’t here!
“I won’t tell anyone about this!
“I’ll keep my mouth shut!
“Am I that kind of person?” Clarence pushed Cecilia away.
Jeremy nodded. “Yes!”
Clarence’s expression was dark.
Jeremy quickly shook his head again. “No no, Brother Howard’s not someone like that!”
Jeremy looked solemn, like he was very close to swearing to God.
“Hmph! What a pity it didn’t work out again.” Cecilia muttered, her lips curling in displeasure. She found a nearby chair and sat down. Her long crossed legs were like white ivory, not a flaw in sight.
Jeremy’s eyes almost popped out of their sockets.
“What are you looking at?” Clarence was a little angry.
He and Cecilia had nothing going on.
However, Jeremy was looking at Cecilia creepily, which made Clarence a little upset.
“Brother Howard, you’re amazing!
“You’ve managed to pursue Cecilia!
“She’s Mediterranean City’s famous social butterfly. They call her Black Rose!
“No man has ever gotten close to her over all these years!
“How did you get her?”
Jeremy’s eyes lit up. He leaned in and lowered his voice, looking nosy.
Jeremy was well-versed in Mediterranean City’s social circles. What news could have evaded his knowledge?
Cecilia was known as ‘Black Rose’ in Mediterranean City’s high society.
She was just like a prickly black rose. Any man who went near Cecilia was bound to get pricked.
Had Clarence really managed to pursue Cecilia?
A feeling of admiration immediately rose in Jeremy’s heart.
“I heard that Cecilia and her husband aren’t on good terms. Rumor has it that she’s lesbian.
“Brother Howard, you’re awesome! My admiration for you is as endless as a surging river, and as out of control as the flooding Nile river!” Jeremy gave Clarence a thumbs-up.
He was impressed.
Clarence could even get a lesbian. What could be better than that?
Clarence was surprised. “Lesbian?”
“Yeah! Everyone in Mediterranean City knows Cecilia doesn’t like men. She much prefers women.
“She seems to have fallen out with her husband because of this.” Jeremy frowned and nodded again.
Cecilia looked coldly at Jeremy and Clarence. “What are you two mumbling about?”
“Cecilia, nothing!” Clarence shook his head. “What do you want with me, Jeremy?”
Jeremy’s demeanor was a little awkward. “Brother Howard, didn’t you say last time that there was something wrong with my kidneys? Why don’t you treat them now?”
Clarence knew Jeremy would not come to him without reason.
“It’s not a big problem, but you can’t keep on fooling around like this, or you’ll become infertile sooner or later. I’ll prescribe you some medicine. Just go home and take it.” Clarence rolled his eyes.
Jeremy sounded eager as he said, “Brother Howard, can’t you stab me with your silver needles?
“Just like I saw last time. It was so cool!”
Clarence snapped, “Only people with serious illnesses require Thirteen Hell’s Gate Acupuncture.
“You don’t have much of a problem. Why should I use Thirteen Hell’s Gate Acupuncture on you?”
“Uh…” Jeremy was embarrassed.
He had been hoping to experience Clarence’s magic silver needle acupuncture again today.
It looked like he was now out of luck.
Clarence went to the counter and prescribed Jeremy some medicine. He filled the prescription and wrapped it up for Jeremy.
Oddly enough, it was the first time Clarence had ever filled a prescription.
However, he did it very skillfully, as if he had done it thousands of times before. He was like a natural.
“Condense three bowls of water into one. You’ll be fine after drinking this for three days in a row.” Clarence tossed Jeremy the bag of medicine.
Jeremy chuckled. “Brother Howard, do you have any of this kind of medicine? The kind where I can fool around as much as I like, go at it a few times a night, and my body will still be alright!”
“How shameless!” spat Cecilia.
Clarence looked at Jeremy with amusement. “I do!”
“You do?” Jeremy’s eyes lit up.
Clarence continued to say with a smile, “There won’t be anything physically wrong with you.
“You’ll get up the next day feeling energetic!
“The only drawback is that it’ll take away your life!
“I can prescribe you some medicine and make sure you can fool around like a 20-year-old until you’re 40.
“However, you can only live till 40. Do you want that medicine?”
“Huh?” Jeremy wiped away the cold sweat on his forehead and shook his head. “Brother Howard, forget it then!”
Jeremy knew women were great, but his life was more important.
“All men are scum!” Cecilia said suddenly.
Clarence said helplessly, “Cecilia, what does this have to do with me?”
“If you’re a good man, would you know about such a prescription?” Cecilia looked at Clarence coldly.
Clarence could not defend himself. The prescription had appeared in his head by itself. What could Clarence do about something that had automatically appeared from Thirteen Hell’s Gate Acupuncture and 720 Anatomy Acupoints?
He could not delete it from his mind!
Beep beep!
Suddenly, Jeremy’s phone rang.
“Hello, Dad? What’s the matter? Jeremy answered the phone. It was a call from Jackson.
Jackson’s voice over the line was panicked. “Where are you? Go to your sister’s school now!”
“Go to Ginny’s school? Why?” Jeremy was stunned.
“Your sister jumped off a building!” roared Jackson.