My Chat Group Can't Be So Pitiful

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Several Patriarchs were furious, but they didn't say much. They all saw the banana peel left by Lin Feng. Although they were confused, they chose to believe in Lin Feng.

Long Aotian raised one foot slightly, and when he was about to step forward and say a few harsh words, there was a sudden change.

"Hey! The technique of throwing banana peels!"

The sound of violent drinking was strong and vigorous, and it suddenly came from behind, and Long Aotian was so shocked that his heart almost collapsed, and he staggered and stepped on the banana peel in front of him.

Not to mention him, even the several patriarchs on the field and the many melon-eating group owners behind them were also taken aback.

It was at this time that the ability of the ancient earth escape talisman was activated.

After a burst of khaki-yellow light rose, the foot on the banana peel that Long Aotian stepped on suddenly slipped forward, and only the lower body of the body that was supposed to sink into the ground was submerged in the soil at this time.

Long Aotian was stunned, I was stunned, the Patriarchs were stunned, and the crowd eating melons were also stunned.

It was as if a swarm of crows flew over the scene, leaving a little bit of embarrassment behind.

In Long Aotian's heart, there are ten thousand muddy horses galloping past, who threw the banana peel, what's the matter with this shameful gesture.

The figure of Long Aotian buried in the ground reminds us of our favorite game of whack-a-mole when we were young.

But this is not over yet, Long Aotian's body that sank into the ground after stepping on a banana peel continued to slide forward.

An even more embarrassing thing happened, the arena is surrounded by barriers, in order to ensure that the aftermath of the battle in the arena will not spread out and hurt the onlookers eating melons, the degree of its hardness can be imagined.

Long Aotian slammed straight into the protective barrier like this, and began to slide backwards with the help of a rebounding force. After hitting a banana peel again, his body submerged in the ground was also suddenly bounced out. This time he hit The rear enchantment.

The same thing happened four times, all the banana peels in the arena were stepped on by Long Aotian, and they slid out in various strange and weird postures, and the speed was getting faster and faster.

Long Aotian's heart really broke down, there were too many things to understand, and he didn't know what to think about for a while, he instinctively struggled to get out of the shackles but found it was useless, he could only change the direction slightly.

It was also because of changing the direction of skating that he was lucky enough to step on all the banana peels arranged by Lin Feng, and hit the ground on one foot and soared wildly in the field.

boom!After the last muffled sound, Long Aotian was bounced back to the center of the ring, announcing the end of this graceful waltz.

If it wasn't for the wrong timing, I would have applauded this difficult show.

I thought that the banana peel would disrupt the rhythm of Long Aotian's escape, but I didn't expect it to be broken so thoroughly.

At this time, Long Aotian sat on the ground blankly, his eyes were empty and lifeless, and his face looked completely devoid of dreams.

What just happened?The onlookers and the several Patriarchs stared at each other.

Lin Feng opened his mouth wide in the audience, he never expected his banana peel to be so powerful.

When Long Aotian used the escape talisman, he was interrupted by the banana peel, causing only half of his body to sink into the ground. After touching the second banana peel, the effect of the talisman was completely interrupted, so he was ejected from the ground. Completed the perfect transformation from groundhog to waltz.

"Hahaha!"

I don't know who among the melon-eating crowd couldn't help laughing, breaking this.awkward silence

Immediately afterwards, the audience erupted into overwhelming laughter. This laughter was unscrupulous. Many people had stomachaches from laughing and squatted on the ground to hold their stomachs. The scene was once chaotic.

Miss Wang's family didn't know what was going on, she was tense one second, and laughed the next second.

"Who can tell me what happened?" Miss Wang looked blankly at the owner of the melon-eating group behind her. It's okay if you don't ask, but the melon-eaters laughed even more happily when they asked. The scene just now was enough for them to brag For a lifetime.

The five patriarchs on the stage couldn't help but smile bitterly. They wanted to laugh but because of their own identities, they suppressed the urge to laugh and looked very painful.

Even Kaneki Ken, who has always been silent and indifferent, twitched slightly. Is this guy serious?

I looked at Long Aotian who was sitting on the ground and shook his head slightly, this child is probably hopeless, today is probably the nightmare of his life.

However, this Long Aotian has a smooth journey with the system and has not experienced severe beatings from the society. Today we help him recognize the reality and it will be of great benefit to him in the future.

Well, yes, we are helping him wholeheartedly, definitely not bullying him or anything.

Chapter 35 Misery!lost champion

My name is Tianyi, and I am a man who is going to be an admiral of the navy.

I am completing the different world task in the chat group with my friends.

Today is the most exciting day since I got the chat group. There are tension, anxiety, relief, and relaxation. It is a very fulfilling day.

What is being played for you now is a large-scale live broadcast of a self-confident young man cultivating immortals who is being severely beaten by social reality.

Long Aotian had almost given up resisting, and he felt disheartened that if he didn't struggle, he might be able to save a bit of face.

From the moment he stepped into this arena, what happened was all kinds of evil.

First, the old man of the Wang family came out with no brains, and then the melon-eaters in the audience scolded him rhythmically, and then the guy with no cultivation came to the stage to torture his soul, but he was broken by Jinmu before he could recover The spirit of the weapon forced out the system's last means of defense.

Long Aotian was very sad, he admitted that his skills were not as good as others, and he endured all this, but what the hell is the banana peel on the stage, this earth escape talisman is an ancient magical power, it is too hasty to crack it with a piece of banana peel .

Therefore, Long Ao was naturally unlovable.If you want to kill, you have to listen to the respect.

Ding!If it is detected that the host does not meet the system standards at this stage, the god-level lottery system will unbind and take back all items belonging to the system.

This system prompt can be said to have sentenced Long Aotian to death.

"No!" Long Aotian suddenly roared angrily.

The system is his reliance, the key to the door of the strong. To put it bluntly, without the system, he will no longer be the genius who beat up the younger generation.

He didn't want to be an ordinary person, he was afraid of becoming the same dick again.

A huge psychological gap made him look crazy.


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