Maybe a Fake Gintama

At dusk, in Yorozuya.

Kawaki, Tsukuyo, and Shinpachi sat on the sofa. On the sofa opposite them sat Gintoki and Sacchan. Sacchan was holding a cup of tea and had already changed back to her original clothes.

Except for Sacchan, who was holding a cup of tea, no one else made a sound.

'That man is smitten with me. Men are foolish creatures.' Sacchan looked at Gintoki on the side and thought in her heart, 'But what is this throbbing that sometimes appears in my heart?'

However, in the next moment, Sacchan felt the phone on her vibrate. She instantly spat out the tea in her mouth. With one hand covering her stomach and the other covering her mouth, she ran out. She even brushed past Kagura who had just said, "I'm back."

"Gin-chan, It can't be!" Kagura was shocked.

However, the four people in the seats did not speak. Kawaki, Tsukuyo, and Shinpachi were still looking at Gintoki with disdain, but the disdain seemed to be even stronger…

"How is that possible!" Gintoki finally could not help but ask, "And why are you looking at me with that kind of disdain?! Hey! Kawaki, why are you secretly giving me a thumbs up?!"

"Gintoki, this time, I can't help you either." Kawaki sighed and stood up, "I have decided! I will attend the wedding as your father! Don't worry!"

As he spoke, Kawaki had unknowingly changed into a suit(black kimono).

"Gin-san, we will also attend the wedding. Please don't worry." Shinpachi had changed into a formal suit at some point in time.

"Then I will also..." Before Kagura could finish speaking, she was interrupted by Gintoki.

"You don't have to! Just send it over as a betrothal gift!" Gintoki shouted. At the same time, he looked at Tsukuyo, who was at the side, "Isn't there a woman here? Can't you just ask her directly? Even if we really did something, it can't be that she got hit in one go! It's absolutely impossible!"

"That... isn't this kind of routine a common occurrence in TV dramas?" Tsukuyo replied.

Hearing this, Gintoki's face turned even darker…

…

At the entrance, Sacchan took out her phone and pressed the answer button.

"Hello? Sacchan speaking."

"Hello, Miss assassin." A man's voice was heard.

"You are?!"

"It's really a pleasure to meet you last night. I am so happy to hear your voice again. I think I've fallen in love with the beautiful assassin..."

The rat, the target of Sacchan's mission last night: Nezumiya, sounded again, "I got your phone number from your companion who sneaked into my house. I really want to see you again. You will come, won't you? Even if the stars change, the importance of companions will not change, right?"

"That's it, I'll wait for you..." After that, Nezumiya hung up the phone.

Nezumiya, a rat-headed humanoid loan shark Amanto was the target of Sacchan's mission this time. Last night, Sacchan and her companion sneaked into Nezumiya's house. However, the mission failed. Sacchan accidentally fell into Gintoki's house during her escape, which led to today's series of events.

After learning that her companion had been captured, Sacchan put her phone into her pocket. Now, the thing that Sacchan wanted to do the most was to rush over and save her companions.

However, at this time, Gintoki's voice suddenly came.

"Hey, I have made up my mind. I am also a man!" Gintoki appeared behind Sacchan in a suit and said, "Although I don't remember, I can't pretend to be stupid after doing that kind of thing! If you're okay with me, then, please marry me!"

"En, not bad, Gintoki. This is what a man should do!" Kawaki said from behind Gintoki.

"Not bad, Gin-san." Shinpachi wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said.

"Hmph, a little bit like a man" Tsukuyo spat out a mouthful of smoke and said.

"Is that so?" Sacchan walked towards Gintoki, "Then come with me." As she spoke, Sacchan held onto Gintoki's arm.

"Wedding? I don't have much money..."

However, just as Gintoki finished speaking, he was dragged out by Sacchan.

"It hurts, wait a minute! This is my first time, be gentle..."

…

"Well then, first of all, we have to clean up this room. After all, it's going to be used as a wedding room. Shinpachi, let's tidy it up together!" Kawaki said enthusiastically to Shinpachi.

"Sigh, if the teacher knew this moment. He would definitely be very moved," Kawaki said as he tidied up the room. He was so moved that he could not stop his tears.

However, right at this moment, Kagura's voice rang out.

"Shinpachi, you all come here and see this..."

Hearing this, Kawaki, Tsukuyo, and Shinpachi walked over at the same time.

"What's wrong, Kagura-chan?" Shinpachi asked Kagura, who was in Gintoki's room.

"Look at that..." Kagura pointed at the ceiling.

The three of them raised their heads and saw a hole more than 50 centimeters in diameter on the ceiling. They could clearly see the sky from there.

"When did this hole appear?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully.

"Sacchan, maybe she is a goddess who fell from the sky-aru," Kagura replied.

Shinpachi, "..."

Kawaki, "..."

Tsukuyo, "..."

"That, is Gin-san alright..." Shinpachi turned around and asked uncertainly,

"I don't know. Don't ask me. I'm going home to eat." Kawaki said and turned to leave.

"I'm going home to eat too. Goodbye." Tsukuyo said as she turned around and prepared to leave.

"Hey! Isn't it the two of you who brought things to this state?! Are you going to slip away now?!" Shinpachi shouted.

"What are you talking about? Shinpachi, you were the one who scolded Gintoki the most, right? It was all because of you that Gintoki had a conscience that led to this." Kawaki retorted, but then he changed the topic, "Well, let's pretend that nothing happened today. I'll treat the two of you to a barbecue."

"Huh? Really?" Kagura replied instantly, "Is it really a barbecue?"

"Well, let's hurry up and go!" Kawaki said and turned to leave. Kagura and Shinpachi also followed him.

"Barbecue, I haven't eaten it for a long time~" Shinpachi lamented.

"Then, let's have a good meal today! Forget about those unpleasant things!" Kawaki said.

"Oh~" ×2

"Well, I won't go. Hyakka still has a lot of things to do." Tsukuyo said, "Moreover, don't let this idiot drink anything other than Chinese White Wine."

After that, Tsukuyo turned and left.

Just as the three of them happily set off to eat barbeque. Gintoki, who was on the other side, was suffering…

"First, let's go see my father," Sacchan said as she crawled.

At this time, Gintoki and Sacchan were using the tools in their hands to climb up a tall wall. Although it was called a tool, it was actually a metal claw like Wolverine claws on their hands. They climb up by positioning them in the cracks of the wall.

"Greetings? I won't object to it..." Gintoki replied, climbing up at the same time said, "But why do I have to climb over such a thing?"

"I am a young lady who never leaves her home. The guard is very strict," Sacchan replied.

"This [boudoir] is indeed very deep..." Looking below, Gintoki continued, "So, is your father a very fierce person? What kind of person is he?"

"A wicked loan shark with buckteeth and fur all over his body," Sacchan replied.

"I say, are you still in the rebellious phase when you despise your father more than your underwear?" Gintoki stopped and looked at Sacchan beside him, "Girls always have a period like this, but you should also think about it. Your first love is your father, right?"

Just as he finished speaking, Sacchan stabbed her claw into Gintoki's head. Instantly, blood flowed all over his face, but then Sacchan continued to climb upwards.

"I say, in your new life, you have to pay attention to these actions..." Gintoki also followed and his mouth did not stop, "I'm a male chauvinist!"

"Be quiet." Sacchan reminded, and stopped again. At this time, the two people were only a few meters away from the top of the wall, but at the top, there was Samurai looking around.

"Who is that?" Gintoki asked.

"The servant at home, Nakamura. Because I got home too late, he is doing an inspection." Sacchan replied.

"Speaking of which, I like to restrain people. If I get married, I will definitely tie my wife at home!" Gintoki could not help but say again.

"Eh? Tie me at home?" Sacchan's heart trembled, 'Why is my heart starting to throb again? Tie me up, tie me up, tie me up! '

However, in the end, Sacchan broke free from her fantasy and looked at Gintoki with a shy expression, "Tie me up at home?"

"Of course," Gintoki replied without hesitation, "Don't tell me you can't refuse a female friend's invitation. You are absolutely forbidden from going out for a social meetup."

Just as he finished speaking, Gintoki noticed that the Samurai was looking at him from above. "Not good, Nakamura discovered us..."

However, in an instant, Sacchan had already rushed forward, and at the same time, she knocked down "Nakamura" with one foot.

However, at this time, the Samurai in the courtyard also discovered Sacchan…

"What is that?!"

"It's an assassin! An assassin has sneaked in!"

However, at this time, Gintoki had just climbed to the top of the wall. He looked at the [Nakamura] that Sacchan had taken care of and shouted, "Nakamura-san!"

He then looked at Sacchan who was at the side, "Aren't you too heavy-handed! Nakamura-san is just doing his job!"

Gintoki finally stood on the wall. But at this time, Gintoki noticed a group of Samurai rushing toward him, "Why are this bunch of people rushing over! Who are they this time?!"

"It's [ Nakamura B], [ Nakamura C], [ Nakamura D]..." Sacchan replied.

"Why are they all Nakamura?"

"Father testing his son-in-law has begun. Let's work hard together."

"Eh? What?" Before Gintoki could finish, Sacchan pushed him down from behind...