Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Sea? Have you finished watching the Gundam and Transformers series that I asked you to watch a hundred times?" Kawaki said without turning his head, his eyes still fixed on the computer screen.

"That kind of insane mission can't be accomplished!" Seita shouted.

"This is the children of today. As soon as summer arrives, they clamor to go to the beach. When we were young, there was nothing in summer, no air conditioning, and we could only eat popsicles in a stuffy room and read mangas." Kawaki was still staring at the computer in front of him, holding the mouse in his hand and operate it continuously, "If you want to swim, why not go to the pool? Why do you have to run to the beach? The water in the sea is even dirtier than the pool."

"The summer of your childhood sounds like nothing is lacking! Just no air conditioner!" Seita complained, "Mom and Sister Tsukuyo is ready. You are the only one left."

"Sorry, I'm not interested at all."

Tsukuyo walked in at this time, knocked Kawaki down with one foot, and dragged Kawaki away, "Let's go, Seita, the car is ready, remember to bring sunscreen lotion."

"Hey! What lotion? Just bring binoculars!" Kawaki roared, and then said to the three people who were ready to go, "Trust me! The three of you go read [Anohana] and you will never have the idea of going to the sea again! You must believe me! "

"What do you want Seita to see with the binoculars" Tsukuyo replied, "Hurry up and get ready to leave!"

However, it was as if Kawaki did not hear it. He secretly got up and was about to return to his room, but Tsukuyo did not give Kawaki a chance…

…

In the luxurious limousine.

"Ah, this is the first time I went to the beach after entering Yoshiwara." Hinowa said with a smile, then made a grateful look, "The last time I saw the sea was before I entered Yoshihara. At that time, I didn't seem to be as old as Seita."

"I've become an old woman now, and the powder on my face can't cover the wrinkles..." Before Kawaki could finish mumbling. A kunai was pinned on Kawaki's head with precision, "Hey. Can you please stop harassing me with kunai! Do you know how much kunai you waste in a month! You can buy a lot of games for the money you make new kunai!"

"You useless otaku! You only know how to play games in your room every day! Do you have the right to say such things?" Tsukuyo retorted, "Also, half of Housen's treasury has been sent out by you, right? You even send it out on your own initiative!"

"My fault? All my fault? Did that guy blame me for taking it away?" Kawaki retorted without any confidence, "Besides, when I saw an old classmate who didn't have a smooth life at the class reunion, Isn't it normal to want to help out unconsciously?"

Hearing this, Tsukuyo couldn't help but snort and continue, "Takasugi Shinsuke, the most dangerous and extremist against Amanto, who can be called an old classmate who didn't have a smooth life?!"

"Haha," Kawaki scratched the back of his head and continued, "Actually, I didn't know that Takaji did that kind of dangerous thing. I originally thought that he just didn't have a good time in a certain company."

"And Katsura Kotarou, who is called The Rampaging Noble. I'm getting more and more curious about what happened when you guys got together before." Tsukuyo muttered disdainfully.

"The author didn't write..." Kawaki replied without hesitation.

"I see..."

"Speaking of which, Gin-san is also Brother Kawaki's former friend, right?" Seeing that the atmosphere was a little stiff, Seita spoke out.

"I guess so," Kawaki replied casually. However, just as he was about to say something, the car stopped. "What happened? Why did you stop? Have we arrived?" Kawaki shouted at the driver.

"I'm really sorry, sir," The driver replied, "There seems to be a car accident up ahead. We need to wait a bit."

Hearing this.

Kawaki rolled down the window and looked ahead. He then saw a few familiar people…

…

"This car is really inferior." Gintoki looked at the ruined car in front of him and muttered with disdain, "Next time, at least I have to stop a car like that." After saying that, Gintoki pointed to the limousine not far behind.

"That's right. You can't even put a cassette, it's really soulless-aru." Kagura answer. She then point to the limousine at the back, and continued, "If it's that kind of car, it can definitely put a cassette-aru."

"Kagura-chan, that kind of high-end car definitely doesn't have the function of a cassette player." Shinpachi couldn't help but remind him.

"That's impossible. Even if I kill the three of you, it might stop just because the driver wanted to give a few coins," Otae said with a smile.

"Hey! Is your brother's life only worth a few coins Am I your biological brother? !" Shinpachi was unhappy and immediately retorted.

"I see, at least give a banknote!" Hasegawa said at the same time.

"A banknote, are you satisfied with that?! How valuable is your life!" Shinpachi shouted.

"Hey! Is my life only worth a few coins?! Stop joking! I... Ah?" Gintoki retorted at the same time. At the same time, he looked at the car and saw a familiar head poking out of the window…

…

"Yo, are you hiking with your family?" Kawaki stretched out his head and greeted him skillfully.

"Hey, you bastard, open the door quickly!" Gintoki pulled the door hard, but the door did not move because Kawaki was pulling the door hard inside.

"Hey, when did you guys get in the car?" Gintoki looked at Otae, Shinpachi, and Kagura who had already entered the car at some point in time.

"Sorry, this car only carries ladies and underage. You don't meet the requirements. Goodbye, Gintoki..." Kawaki nodded and said. But before he could finish, he was kicked out of the window by Tsukuyo.

Kawaki, who had fallen to the ground, looked at the car slowly leaving with a confused face…

"Hey! Why did you leave me behind too!" Kawaki shouted as he chased after them.

"Ah, didn't you say that it only carried underage and ladies?" Tsukuyo answered seriously. At the same time, she rolled up the window.

…

"Why!" The scorching sun made Kawaki feel uncomfortable, "Why do I have to walk with you?"

"I suddenly feel much better."

"Better my ass! How far do you have to go in this situation to reach the beach?"

"Little brother, are you going to the beach too?" Hasegawa asked from the side.

"Ah, Seita said he wanted to go to the beach, and then I was tied up." After Kawaki finished speaking, he could only reluctantly follow the two people and the dog.

"Didn't you read the newspaper?" Hasegawa said, and took out the newspaper that was soaked in sweat from his bosom, "Here, it is said that a huge monster appeared by the sea, so there are no guests."

Kawaki was instantly stunned, "Then... that means even Sister bikini is gone? Then what's the point of me coming to the beach?! There's no meaning at all, okay!" Kawaki said as he shook Gintoki's neck.

"Hey, I'm almost strangled to death by you!"

"No matter what, I'm going to take a taxi back!" Kawaki said as he stopped a car. However, only then did Kawaki realize that the wallet in his pocket was gone. Kawaki remembered that he didn't seem to have a wallet when he came out…

…

"So, you came to the beach to defeat the monster?" Seita asked excitedly, "So amazing! It's like an RPG game!"

"Well, it's not what you think it is. It's just that someone offered a huge reward for the monster, so it's for the sake of making money for the family..." Speaking of this, Shinpachi was a little embarrassed.

"Seaside! Monster! Hero! Wow!" Seita did not hear what Shinpachi said.

"I feel that Seita has been a little obsessed with the RPG game since the last time..." Shinpachi smiled awkwardly.

"No, that's not the reason." Tsukuyo reminded.

"Ah? Then what is the reason?" Shinpachi asked curiously.

"It's all Brother Kawaki's fault. He always says that the RPG game is not good and forced me to play the FPS game. He also said that there is no time for you to slowly level up in life." Seita complained.

"Kawaki-san's character... is really hard to fathom..." Shinpachi said with a bitter smile, "But it's true, there is really no time in real life for you to slowly level up. All kinds of real-life situations always come one after another. Maybe Kawaki-san wants you to understand this."

"Ah, we've arrived at the beach." Otae looked out of the window and said in surprise.

"Hey, is it so fast?" Shinpachi found it hard to believe as he looked at the sea outside the window.

On the other hand, Kagura looked out the window with interest. Her excitement was almost the same as Seita's.

After everyone arrived at the seaside, they got out of the car one after another. The last one to get out was Hinowa, who was pushed by Tsukuyo.

"Well, go and fetch that idiot." Tsukuyo turned to the driver and said.

Hearing this, Hinowa couldn't help but cover her face and smile.

…

"Hey, how did the two of you stop a car?" Kawaki could no longer stand the heat, and his entire body was on the verge of collapse.

Gintoki and Hasegawa were already lying on the ground, not wanting to move a single step further.

"First... raise your hands and hold your head, then... inhale into your belly... Bend forward to highlight your cleavage..."Gintoki said weakly as he lay on the ground.

The more Kawaki listened, the more he felt that something was wrong, until he heard the last sentence, "Do I have a f*cking cleavage!"

"Finally... pounce on the approaching car..." Only then did Gintoki slowly say the last sentence.

"This is a highway, right? People will die!" Kawaki roared.

However, just as he finished shouting, Kawaki felt a car behind him stop. He turned around and saw the familiar car.

Then, he opened the car door quietly and got in.

As the car started, Gintoki was still lying on his stomach and did not notice...