Maybe a Fake Gintama

"Boss, isn't it too much for that girl? After all, her whole body will be covered in mayonnaise..." Sogo frowned and hesitated.

"That's true." Kawaki also frowned.

"Well, what Sogo said is reasonable. After all, it is not easy for ordinary people to be covered with mayonnaise all over their bodies. Yoshiwara's woman will not accept such a hobby so easily. But how about only applying mayonnaise to [Beep—] and [Beep—]?" Kondo also suggested, "It may be easier to accept if only [Beep—] and [Beep—] are covered with mayonnaise."

"This method is really good," Kawaki praised, "When I go back, I'll ask if there are any girls who are willing to smear mayonnaise on [Beep-] and [Beep-]."

"Ah, I still think it's too much. Why don't you just put mayonnaise on [Beep-] and don't put mayonnaise on [Beep-]." Sogo suggested again.

"That's enough! How many times do you want to say [Beep—] and [Beep—]! Do you really want the author to be cut in half?! It's very scary for readers to imagine!" Toshiro could no longer hold it in and shouted at the three, "Besides, who likes that kind of thing! Please don't combine the sacred mayonnaise with that kind of thing! Don't you forget what our purpose is? We are looking for Princess Soyo who ran out of the Shogun's Palace!"

However, after saying that, Toshiro realized something and looked at Kawaki, "Forget everything you just heard!"

"Don't worry, brother with V-shaped bangs. I didn't hear anything like [Princess Soyo sneaked out of the Shogun's Palace] [My father's eyes are so annoying recently] [My father has a middle-aged smell] I didn't hear anything like that." Kawaki made an 'OK' sign and said.

"You heard it all! Hurry up and forget it!" Toshiro grabbed Kawaki's shoulder and said.

"Ah, now I have forgotten. I have already forgotten [ ]," Kawaki replied.

"I didn't let you forget [ ]! I told you to forget the contents of [ ]! Hey!" Toshiro crazily retorted.

However, at this moment, Yamazaki ran over.

"Chief~" Yamazaki was also wearing a jagged sleeveless Shinsengumi coat as he ran and shouted.

"What is it, Yamazaki?" Looking at the person who had come, Kondo asked.

Yamazaki stopped and saluted Kondo, "We have a witness! It seems that the Princess has gone to Kabukicho."

"Kabukicho?" Toshiro couldn't help but whisper. However, Toshiro realized that there was still Kawaki beside him.

Sensing Toshiro's gaze, Kawaki pretended not to hear anything and even whistled.

"Hey, don't pretend that you didn't hear anything!"

"Nani, I didn't hear anything in the first place. I really can't remember the words [Princess ran to Kabukicho]." Kawaki narrowed his eyes and waved his hand.

"Well, Kawaki-san doesn't look like the kind of person who will talk nonsense. Don't worry, Toshiro." Kondo said.

However, the next moment, he saw Kawaki chatting with the little sister on the road.

The little sister, "What are the policemen doing over there?"

Kawaki, "I don't know at all. It seems like they said something like [His Royal Highness the princess sneaked out, the direction is Kabu...]"

Before Kawaki could finish, Toshiro covered his mouth and dragged him back.

At this time, the little sister was still shouting from behind, "Handsome, leave me your phone number, handsome~"

"In short, this guy has to follow us to find the Princess first. Otherwise, everyone in Edo might know that [Princess has escaped from the Shogun's Palace and is strolling around Kabukicho] ordinary people will not care about it. If it reaches the ears of the terrorist, I don't know what will happen." Toshiro said as he pulled Kawaki.

"Oh my, I just saw such a hard-working police officer on the road and wanted to come to comfort him." Kawaki looked innocent.

"Concern? Do you have my share?!" Yamazaki pointed at himself and asked excitedly.

"No virgin," Kawaki replied without hesitation.

"Vir-Vir... Virgin" Yamazaki stuttered, "Why are you able to tell?! Why is there no concern for virgin?!"

"Yamazaki, don't deliberately pretend to be surprised to add drama to yourself. It's obviously a dead virgin. You are obviously a dead virgin." Sogo said.

"Captain Okita! Why are you like this too!" Yamazaki shouted, "And why do you have to repeat it?"

"Shut up! Virgin!" Toshiro couldn't help but shout.

"Even the vice-captain, you..." Yamazaki was already starting to doubt life.

"Don't worry, Yamazaki, the so-called man starts with being a virgin. No one will look down on a man who can keep his virginity (laughs)." Kondo comforted him at this time.

Originally, when Yamazaki heard the first half of the sentence, he was so moved that he wanted to cry. But when he heard the end…

"Then why did you add a parenthesis (laughs) to the end?!"

[Foreign Voice]:... And so, this group started to go to Kabukicho in a lively way to find Princess Soyo who escaped from her home because she disliked his father's body odor or because her nanny's armpit was too sour…

On the other side, in Kabukicho's room. Kagura and Princess Soyo were currently fighting in the casino with a crowd of gangsters.

But to be honest, Kagura's gambling luck was indeed much better than that of a certain silver-haired naturally wavy hair. After a while, the money Kawaki gave Kagura had doubled, and Princess Soyo was also having a good time.

On the other side, Shinsengumi looked around Kabukicho like a headless fly, especially since they had a troublemaker like Kawaki.

On Kagura's side, not only did Kagura bring Princess Soyo to the small casino. But she also went to the game hall, went fishing by the lake, played badminton in the park, took a photo sticker together, and even went to various small shops…

Under the setting sun, Kagura and Princess Soyo were sitting on a bench at the entrance of a Dango shop.

"You're amazing! You are younger than me, but you know a lot of things~" Princess Soyo sighed with emotion.

"It's alright," Kagura held the umbrella and said while eating the Dango, "After a big drink they all swarmed into the (Love Hotel), these are the young people today. Thought, of course, everything I know, I heard from Gin-chan."

"The queen is so good. She is so free." Soyo lowered her head and said, "I hardly ever left the palace, so I don't have many friends. I know nothing about the outside world. All I can do is stand high above and look at the streets in the distance. [I really want to be like the little girl at the corner of the street, jumping around freely, playing freely, and living freely.]"

"With that in mind, I unknowingly escaped from the palace..." Princess Soyo still wanted to continue, but at this time, an umbrella had completely blocked her and Kagura.

"Ah, I just heard the voice of a young girl here. Is the Princess really not here?" Toshiro asked.

"Maybe it's just an auditory hallucination, Hijikata-san. After all, people with V-shaped bangs are prone to auditory hallucinations." As Kawaki spoke, he gestured wildly at Kagura and Princess Soyo behind the umbrella: Come on, here, there is me!

"Really? Is there really such a rumor? Don't tell me you made it up on the spot?" Toshiro shouted.

"How is that possible, ah!" Kawaki suddenly exclaimed and pointed to the other side of the street, "I think I saw a young girl running over there, Hijikata-san!"

"Really" Toshiro instantly looked in the direction that Kawaki pointed. At this time, Kawaki turned his head to look at Kagura and Princess Soyo behind him. He made an 'OK' gesture and pulled Hijikata to the other side.

However, at this time, Princess Soyo suddenly said, "It's enough. In less than a day, I am already very happy. Thank you, Kagura-chan, Kawaki-san. If I am here, I will cause a lot of trouble."

Toshiro, who was just about to leave, found Kagura and Princess Soyo behind Kawaki.

"Ah, why are there two little girls here?" Without waiting for Toshiro to speak, Kawaki was the first to speak.

"Ah, your head! I think it was clearly you who did it on purpose! You bastard!" Toshiro said as he looked at Princess Soyo, You are right, that's exactly what you said. Come, let's go back."

Hearing this, Princess Soyo stood up. However, at this time, Kagura suddenly grabbed Princess Soyo's hand. Kawaki used his umbrella to block Toshiro's line of sight.

The next moment, Kagura pulled Princess Soyo and ran. However, at this time, Toshiro also reacted and shouted to the members on the other side, "Protect the Princess!"

Hearing this, the group of Shinsengumi members looked over.

But just ordinary members can't stop Kagura's full firepower, and they are all brought down by Kagura in a short while. In the next moment, Kagura pulled Princess Soyo and jumped to the roof next to them.

"It's all your fault! You bastard!" Toshiro looked at Kawaki and gnashed his teeth.

"The purest friendship between two girls of the same age, the purest smile when they play together, can't you see it?! Do you really have the heart to destroy it? V-shaped Bangs?" As he said that, Kawaki covered his eyes and sobbed hypocritically.

"Why are you pretending to be pure! You're clearly someone from Yoshiwara's place!"

Kawaki was talking nonsense with the group of Shinsengumi members, buying more time for Kagura and Princess Soyo.

"Hey! Come out!" Toshiro shouted at the roof, "I don't know how you got to know Princess Soyo, but she is an important person in this country. If you get in our way again, we will arrest you."

"Why are you shouting so loudly This is my home... This is the first time that Kagura-chan has made friends of the same sex as her!" Kawaki shouted at Toshiro. At the same time, he also shouted towards the roof, "Don't worry, Kagura-chan, you have to properly say goodbye to your friends and set the next meeting agreement..."

"You! How can that kind of poor, strange woman be friends with Princess Soyo!" Toshiro retorted and shouted at the roof again, "Hime-sarma, don't listen to that kind of words! If you are friends with a strange little girl full of poverty, it will become the shame of the Shogun's family!"

But just as he finished speaking, Kagura jumped down with Princess Soyo and stepped on Toshiro's face.

"Then, have you already made an agreement, two young misses?" Kawaki asked with a smile.

"Of course!" x2

…

Kagura and Kawaki stood under the dusk and looked at the back of Princess Soyo who followed the Shinsengumi, "So, when is the next meeting?" Kawaki asked.

"That's girl's secret-aru," Kagura said and waved to Princess Soyo who turned to look at her with a smile. The latter was also...