LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 5
Chapter 5 Come to the gym? very good! (For collections, for flowers!)
“I’ve come to the gym so soon. It seems that this bowl of rice for fortune-telling is not delicious.” Lin Chen sighed.
He agreed to the PK invitation, and the live broadcast room also became a left and right split screen.
Master Lage looked at Lu Ge, “You guys, you are not good at Taoism, you can’t even fight against Buddhism.”
His Tuo also began to frantically send out barrages, “Boy, you should read a few more years before talking about it!”
“Xiao Bailian didn’t find a rich woman to take care of her, and she actually played fortune-telling. I really don’t know how high the sky is.”
“Fortune telling is not about looks”
“My daughter was lost in downtown Gotham. The master told me to drive a hundred miles to the southeast to find it, and I found it.”
Lin Chen frowned and said, “This water friend, a hundred miles southeast of Gotham City, is a sea, and you are driving an amphibious car?”
The barrage exploded directly!
“Ha ha”
“I’m dying laughing!”
“Lin Daochang’s expression is in place, one hundred percent!”
“Master Lager’s copywriting is not done well!”
“It must have been an intern!”
Ten thousand grass and mud horses rushed through Master Lager’s heart, thinking, “I’ll fire him when I go back, rubbish!”
He put his hands together, “This fan remembered it wrong, it’s actually the southwest.”
“There is no distinction between things, no wonder my daughter gets lost.”
“My biological, heredity is very good.”
….
Master Lage smiled kindly and said, “Brother Lin, what do we compare to?”
“It’s definitely a fortune-telling. Are we more handsome than anyone else?” Lin Chen smiled.
“you!”
There are more pop-ups,
“Haha, Master Rag, don’t be shy, just be as handsome as him!”
“The master compares his muscles with him and shows off your whole abdominal muscles!”
“Little Daoist, aren’t you bullying people?”
Master Lager put his hands together, “Fortune-tellers pay attention to their heart, not their appearance. Brother Lin has a small pattern.”
“Then tell me, how do we compare?” Lin Chen was too lazy to talk nonsense with him.
“Let’s choose a person in the live broadcast room and see who counts?”
“Okay, you can choose”
Master Lager was overjoyed, “This kid is still inexperienced.”
There are many willing guinea pigs in the barrage,
“pick me”
“Master Chose Me”
He pretended to randomly choose a netizen named [Expired Relationship], “Just this netizen.”
Lin Chen also has no opinion.
The expired relationship establishes a network connection with the two, the screen is divided into three parts, and the bottom one is a middle-aged Latino man with a beard.
“Hello everyone, my name is Antonio, and I am honored to be selected by two masters.”
Master Lager asked, “Little brother, who will come first?”
“Master, please first.” Lin Chen has secretly launched, the water mirror phase human art, Master Lager and the life of the man named Antonio have all seen it.
“Then I’ll come first,” said Master Lager, and then began to bow down to the stone, burn incense, and did his best.
The barrage also began to increase,
“Look at how many specialties the Lager masters are”
“This is true talent and practical learning. It’s not like that little Taoist priest is a novice at first sight.”
“Brother Lin Chen, admit defeat, Auntie will support you.”
“If you lose, come to my sister to live in the villa!”
Master Lager pretended for ten minutes, then he coughed, “This netizen, I’m almost done.”
“You were born in a small place in Central and North America. You lost your father when you were fifteen, and your life was difficult.”
A surprised expression appeared on Antonio’s face, “Master, how did you know.”
“When you were 22 years old, you found a way to come to Gotham City, work as a construction worker, and now have a wife and a pair of children, don’t you?”
Antonio’s face suddenly changed greatly, “Master, you are really god, how do you know.”
“It’s not what I said, but what Shenshi said. You had a serious illness at the age of twenty-seven, but fortunately you survived.”
“Yes, yes, yes, the master is right.” Antonio seemed to be very excited, and hurriedly rewarded Master Lager with a rocket.
“Master, you can talk about my future destiny.”
Master Lager took a closer look at Antonio, “You don’t have any serious illness in the future, but you will make a small fortune in your forties. As long as you don’t spend too much money, your life will not be bad.”
“Thank you master” Antonio was grateful.
Master Lager murmured in his heart, “This is such an exaggerated expression, you have never attended an actor training class?” He said to Lin Chen, “Little friend, it’s your turn.”
The barrage At the moment is fighting for Lin Chen,
“This master is a bit insidious, let him finish the calculation, and then call Lin Daochang the calculation.”
“Lin Daochang is still young, and he was pitted by Asan.”
“He looks very handsome, but his brain doesn’t seem to keep up. It’s a pity.”
Lin Chen looked at the barrage and didn’t take it seriously. He smiled and said, “Master Lager is actually pretty much the same, so I’ll just count the others.”
The corner of Antonio’s mouth twitched, his heart was full of disdain, he just wanted to make a little money, but in fact it was all a lie.
“You’ve known your girlfriend for 10 years, and now you’ve been married for seven years.”
Antonio was shocked, but pretended to be calm, “I’m sorry, my wife and I have known each other for twelve years.”
Lin Chen waved his hand, “Wait for me to finish first. Your income is okay, but it’s not very good for your three children.”
Antonio looked disdainful, “Little Taoist priest, I’m sorry, I only have two children, just forget the master.”*