LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 051
“Rob the bank?!”
Lin Tian listened to it, and he didn’t expect that Deadpool was looking for him for this reason.
The first time they met, they actually invited him to rob the bank?!
This Deadpool brain circuit is really different from ordinary people!
For Deadpool, who has unlimited self-healing, the best way to pass the boring life is to have fun!
Deadpool robs banks not for money, of course, or simply for fun!
He felt that being chased by the police with Lin Tian would be a fun game, nothing more!
“Yes, rob the bank!” Deadpool raised an eyebrow, and there was a bit of unconcealed excitement in his tone.
Lin Tian shook his head helplessly: “Forget it, I’m not interested, you find someone else.” ”
“Oh my God, don’t you like the feeling of being pointed at a gun?!”
“Does anyone even like the feeling of being pointed at a gun?!” Deadpool hugged his head and said excitedly, and began to talk to himself.
Lin Tian couldn’t help but raise his forehead, when he read Deadpool’s comics before, including some film and television works, Deadpool’s character and untuned brain circuits have always been a major feature of attracting fans.
Even the vast majority of those who like Deadpool come for his mouthful personality.
But when Lin Tian faced Deadpool head-on, he still had some headaches.
The first time we meet, we invite you to rob the bank!
Who can stand this?!
Lin Tian stretched out his hand to hold the doorknob, and was about to close the door to see off the guests, when the alien watch suddenly lit up with a faint light, the surface popped up, and the figure of Deadpool appeared.
This guy can even activate a certain alien?!
Then, Lin Tian’s hand holding the handle froze, looking at Deadpool, who was still gushing at BB, with a pure smile.
“Wait, what’s with that smile on your face?”
“It feels like you’re picking a delicious turkey for Halloween.”
Deadpool met Lin Tian’s gaze, immediately lowered his hands, put away his smile, and met Lin Tian’s gaze.
Deadpool’s expression changes, like his brain circuits, are completely out of the realm of human understanding.
“Wait, you’re not going to treat me like a chicken, are you?” Deadpool looked at Lin Tian with a serious expression and said with a serious expression.
Lin Tian smiled, moved the hand holding the doorknob, and took the initiative to put it in front of Deadpool.
Deadpool suddenly realized, thinking that Lin Tian agreed to cooperate with him, and shook Lin Tian’s hand in a friendly way, and his face behind the mask showed a mouthful of big white teeth.
“Cooperative pleasure…”
“Shhh!”
“Ugh!”
Before that quick word could be spoken, Deadpool felt a blaze of fire rush out from Lin Tian’s palm, running down his arm, and instantly flooded his head!
Then, under the burning flames, Deadpool jerked out his arm, took a few steps back, and screamed.
“Is there something stimulating your head? You actually set fire to my pink kitten? ”
Deadpool used both hands together and quickly extinguished the flames on his head.
With a strong self-healing factor, this flame could not cause him any substantial damage.
“I suggest you go to the jungles of Uganda and play sumo with gorillas in the mountains!”
“Under that violent slap, your brain may be able to clear up!”
After the flames were extinguished, Deadpool straightened his waist, pinched his waist with one hand, and stretched out a finger with the other hand to point at Lin Tian, and began a serious nonsense.
Ignoring Deadpool’s words, Lin Tian raised his arm and glanced at the progress bar of the transformation table.
2/100.
Lin Tian put down his watch, looked at Deadpool, and showed a playful smile.
It seems that fighting with this guy is also quite fun?
And Deadpool seemed to have missed something, his face changed, his hands slowly pulled out his two knives, and he raised his eyebrows at Lin Tian and smiled.
“I seem to have found a more fun thing than robbing a bank!”
(Having never been exposed to Western culture, I can only rely on imagination to imitate the way people speak…) ）