Maoshan Ghostbusters

<!--The beginning of the chapter content-->Who is the screamer, I don’t say, everyone knows, yes, it is Lu Yuanzi.

"It's early Master Yuanzi."

I saw Lu Yuanzi pop out with an angry face, and immediately felt that disaster was imminent.

No, to be precise, it should be murderous.

Lu Yuanzi at this moment was so angry that his facial features moved, his mouth crooked and eyes slanted. The anger gushing out of her little eyes was enough to melt me.

I pretended not to see her angry, and smiled awkwardly, planning to make an excuse to slip away.

"Master Yuanzi, I went to eat early and I was too hungry. You know I didn't eat much all day yesterday."

I stammered and finished, planning to turn around and leave. Unexpectedly, Lu Yuanzi stepped away from her short legs and walked a few steps, stopping me, "Stop me!"

"What do you want?" I instinctively took a step back.

Lu Yuanzi snorted and posted it up. She stood on tiptoe and stared at my lips carefully, then reached out her chubby hand and touched my lips, then grabbed my hands and took a closer look, and said fiercely. , "You lied! You obviously ate my peaches! Your hands and mouth are full of sticky peach juice."

I still wanted to argue, but I didn't think about it. At this moment, I burped untimely, and a strong peach smell came out of my mouth.

"I still want to lie. The hiccups you are hitting are all peaches. You stole my flat peaches and offended Sister Chang'e. I will never spare you this time!"

I knew I couldn’t hide it, so I couldn’t help but tell her forgiveness, "Master Yuanzi, I knew it was wrong, but I was so hungry just now. So I couldn’t help but ate it. At first I just wanted to take a bite, but I took a bite. Then I found that the peach was so delicious, I couldn't help eating it up."

At this time, there was a man's voice in the air with a sneer, "Lu Yuanzi, I brought you peaches. You have no good fortune and are godly. It was a waste of Fairy Chang'e's tongue, but when he took it back, he was eaten by a fool. It's really funny. , This is called good luck tricks people, you get what you deserve, and fools take away what you don’t deserve, and you can only watch."

Lu Yuanzi stomped his feet with anger when he heard the man’s words, "Okay, Li Yuantai, you don’t hand it over when you bring something to someone. Instead, you put it on the desk and let others take it. You deliberately put the peach on my table. Did you bring him up to eat? I dare say that when he was holding the peaches and chewing, you just turned on the invisibility technique and watched it. Now he came out to say jokes and watch me jokes. You have a little bit There is no Taoist style! Completely villainous!"

The man happily said, "Lu Yuanzi, I haven't seen you for so long, you are still as careful and unreasonable as you always did. I just put Peach on your desk and went out, thinking that I haven't seen the teacher Li for a long time, and I want to find her. Reminiscing about the old days, I didn’t expect it was too early. I didn’t find her. When I turned back to the classroom, I saw the two of you struggling. This is also my fault. Who knows that this guy was stunned when he saw something that was not his own. When did our Evergreen College come out of this number? You know, it's the virtue of our college that we don't get lost."

"Well, then I will believe you once." Lu Yuanzi gritted his teeth and bitterly.

"Putting peaches on the table deliberately to attract others to eat, and then invisible to watch you two fight and watch jokes, this Tao does not have this idle time, we cultivators have always been upright and upright, and we can learn from the world. How can we do it? Those things. Lu Yuanzi, I didn’t bring the things. I’m sorry, I also failed Fairy Chang’e’s request. I’ll remember to hand it over to you in the future. Goodbye."

There was only a pounce, as if the wind of a big bird taking off and flapping its wings passed by.

"He's gone." Lu Yuanzi grabbed my collar, "but our business is not over yet."

"What do you want?" I touched the wound she had beaten yesterday, shrinking in horror.

Lu Yuanzi snorted coldly, "You'll know later."

He just felt that the sky was spinning, and his eyes were gloomy and unclear.

When I opened my eyes, I was actually at a crossroads in the busy city. At this time, there were heavy traffic and noisy people.

I didn't know what I meant, there was a road in front of me, so naturally I wanted to cross the road and walk to the opposite side.

When I was halfway through, I suddenly heard Lu Yuanzi's voice ringing in my ears, "Red and green blind drop!"

Damn, I was staring at the traffic lights in front of me. This is fine, but the red and green suddenly disappear. I stand in the middle of the road and don’t know what to do. You know, there are cars on the front, back, left, and right. These cars are all beeping. I honked the horn. Unfortunately, I was the only pedestrian in the middle of the road, and I couldn't refer to the traffic lights. I was so anxious that I was sweating.

Standing in the middle of the road, I didn’t retreat. I took a step forward tremblingly, but I was frightened by the Mercedes rushing in the diagonal stab and flashed to the side. This flash did not matter, and I almost ran into the one behind me. A Xiali. The driver of Xiali hurriedly turned the steering wheel to the left and almost ran into a large truck on the opposite side.

Di di di di-di di di rub-all kinds of grass mud horses-

For a while, the sound of car horns and brakes and the yelling of the driver continued to linger.

A long string of cars stopped by my side.

The culprit was so scared that I squatted on the ground holding my head in fright. To be honest, I was really scared. A few cars just brushed past me and whizzed past me. To exaggerate the distance between me and the car. No more than three centimeters, and the wind from the car made my eyes hurt.

Three centimeters, as long as one of these multiple cars knocks me down, any one of them can hit me half-handed.

The driver of Xiali stepped on the sudden brake and rolled off the glass of the car and cursed, "You are red-green-blind, you! Didn't you see the red light? Go ahead! If you are tired of your life, don't pull me as a cushion."

Seeing the driver's ferocious look, I really want to curse back. But then I thought about it, Nima, isn't labor and management now red-green-blind?

The Mercedes-Benz driver also stopped, stretched his head and cursed, "This kid has a brain disease and hits the car. Please be careful. Don't let him touch the porcelain."

I stood in the middle of the road stupidly, not daring to move, accepting the merciless contempt of passing car drivers.

I've been mad for a long time, but now I do not distinguish between red and green. I am at fault, no wonder others.

At this time, the traffic lights just changed, but I can't actually see it. It’s just estimated that it has changed because the direction of the traffic has changed. The most gratifying thing is that there are two more pedestrians behind me, so I followed them behind and crossed the street smoothly.

"I didn't expect you to be quite smart. In the case of indistinct red and green, I thought of following others." Lu Yuanzi's cold voice was in his ear.

"Grandma Yuanzi, you are my grandmother. I am very sorry about that peach. From now on, I will not touch anything on your desk, especially food. I swear."

"If you dare, I will chop off your fingers and make a finger smoothie to drink."